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001=Usr:0 Null User 06/30/87 20:34 Msg:0 Call:0 Lines:19
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1$If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
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2$************************* INSTALLED: 9 DEC 88 ****************************
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3$Welcome to BWMS II (BackWater Message System II) Mike Day System operator
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4$**************************************************************************
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5$GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS II IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6$ PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7$BWMS II was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS II is a privately
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8$owned and operated system which is currently open for use by the general
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9$public. No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the
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10$system is privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all
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11$messages which I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the
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12$system, it will be periodically purged of messages (only 999 lines of data
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13$can be saved). To leave a message, type 'ENTER'. Use ctrl/C to get out
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14$the ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering
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15$the message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to
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16$replace the line. To exit from the system, type 'BYE' then hang up.
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17$Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18$**************************************************************************
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19$
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002=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 12/05/88 22:55 Msg:2675 Call:72115 Lines:3
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20 Though the familar use of things about us takes off our wonder,
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21 yet it cures not our ignorance. -- John Locke
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22 *********************************************************************
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003=Usr:28 troy wirth 12/05/88 23:31 Msg:2676 Call:72116 Lines:7
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23 ------- 11:52 PM Monday
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24 ------- WOW! so this is what its like to be first
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25 ------- pretty neat.
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26 ------- GEE... I better enter some words of wisdom for all to read
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27 -------
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28 ------- NAHHH....
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29 ------- By the way the names Cutter
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004=Usr:507 todd rogers 12/05/88 23:36 Msg:2677 Call:72117 Lines:7
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30@------- THIS IS FOR THE SYSOP
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31@------- YOU MAY DELETE USER 28 CAUSE ITS ME
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32@------- IN MY RUSH TO LOG IN FIRST I MUST HAVE HIT MY 'CAPS' KEY
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33@------- AT SOME TIME SO WHEN I ENTERED MY PASSWORD BWMII DIDN'T
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34@------- LIKE IT... AND I BEING SO DUMB SOMETIMES DIDN'T NOTICE
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35@------- SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENANCE
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36@------- Cutter
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005=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 12/06/88 00:32 Msg:2675 Call:72127 Lines:2
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37
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006=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 12/06/88 01:20 Msg:2678 Call:72123 Lines:9
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39 &*&*&*&*'s
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40 Ah I see I am second. Onwerd and downwerd.
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41
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42 Thanks,
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43 Mike Miller.
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44
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45
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46 &*&*&*&*'s
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47
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007=Usr:651 Frank Booth 12/06/88 15:30 Msg:2679 Call:72131 Lines:11
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48 If Jim Bakker wants to blow his head off, let him.
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49 -- Jessica Hahn
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50@li
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51@re
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008=Usr:465 Gregg Harris 12/06/88 19:34 Msg:2680 Call:72135 Lines:7
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59 @@@####@#@#####@@@@@##@######@@@@@@###@#@#@###@@##@#@##@
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60
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61 Pop Goes the Weazel!
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62
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63 Games General
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64
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65 @@#####@@@@@@####@@@@#@#@#@#@###@@#####Q@@@#@#@#@##ack@#@##@#@#
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009=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 12/06/88 19:46 Msg:2681 Call:72136 Lines:18
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66
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67 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | No message here t'dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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68
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69 What, another of those bible based con artists is attempting to get cash
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70 by threatening suicide? Well if he doesn't get it, might I suggest having
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71 him drown in his own water theme park? It appeals to my sense of irony.
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72
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73 In any case:
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74 Demons? Bring em on! I'm sure they'l just be popping in for a drink
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75 and a little conversation. I don't suspect it'd be very fun to be a
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76 demon, what with all the arch-gods ordering you around and making your
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77 exhistence miserable, so cut 'em some slack. Besides, nobody really works
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78 this close to Yule that can get away with it, and they've probably spent
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79 a hard days work at the soul brokerage that has hired them. "Never take
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80 your job to an inn, 'cause it'll spoil your fun" is a well known proverb
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81 in almost all dimensions.
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82
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83 KKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | We want Smurfs! We want Smurfs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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010=Usr:28 troy wirth 12/06/88 22:18 Msg:2682 Call:72142 Lines:13
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84 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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85 Ok all you science majors out there. I'm having a little trouble with
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86 this problem.
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87 here it is:
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88 Zinc selenide,n
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89
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90 znse, crystallizes in a face-centered cubic unit cell and has a density
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91 of 5.267G/cm cubed, Determine the edge length of the Unit Cell.
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92 I have a test on this tomorrow. any help would be greatly appreciated.
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93
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94 thanx
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95 tw
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96 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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011=Usr:507 todd rogers 12/06/88 23:50 Msg:2683 Call:72144 Lines:15
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97 ------- it would really help if you would put a date on questions like
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98 ------- the one above.
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99 ------- WORKING..........
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100 ------- WORKING.............
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101 ------- The density is defined as the mass in grams of a unit cell in one
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102 ------- unit volume.
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103 ------- The following rules may be used to determine the number of unit
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104 ------- particles (atoms) associated with the face-centered lattice:
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105 ------- 1) An atom at a corner contributes 1/8 of its volume to each
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106 ------- of 8 adjacent cubes.
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107 ------- 2) An atom in the face of a cube contributes 1/2 of its volume
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108 ------- to each of 2 adjacent cubes.
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109 -------
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110 ------- All available data....
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111 ------- if this is of any help at all... BOY are you in a lot of trouble!!
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012=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 12/08/88 00:36 Msg:2684 Call:72158 Lines:10
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112 &*&*&*&*'s
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113 and a minute passed, and then after a minute yet another minute passed.
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114 a minute passed and the another nother minute passed. then yet again
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115 another minute passed.
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116
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117 paraphrased from Monty Python.
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118
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119 An Astral Dreamer
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120 &*&*&*&*'s
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121
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013=Usr:272 Talos 12/08/88 09:55 Msg:2685 Call:72161 Lines:4
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122 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
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123 Man has not evolved an inch from the slime that spawned him.
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124 Talos Valheru
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125 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
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014=Usr:665 Rayall Von Jerri 12/08/88 18:41 Msg:2686 Call:72169 Lines:34
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126 Harharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharhar
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127 Rayall gasped his thanks as he downed the flagon of foul spirits.
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128 Then, tossing the cup with perfect precision onto the hook from whence it
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129 came, he studied his surroundings.
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130 Despite the fact that he spotted nothing of a decidedly demonic nature,
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131 the bartender aside, he was still
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132 feeling quite uneasy.
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133 His hands went immediately to the warm familiarity of his leather pouch.
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134 From it, he drew a curious object that seemed to be made of a greenish metal.
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135 Two cylinders were attached to the top,
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136 and a small needle quivered across a readout on the face of the machine.
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137 An odd whistling, humming noise. As
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138 he moved the curious machine around in
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139 the air, the two cylinders rose outward,
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140 until they reached polar opposites,
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141 sticking out to the east and west.
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142 "Perhaps a class 5, or a free
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143 floating full torso vaporous
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144 apparition. Of course, it might be a class 7... One of these days I've got
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145 to get this thing a full overhaul." Cursing in an unknown language,he
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146 stuffed the meter back into the pouch.
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147 "There's definitely some parapsychic
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148 energy here... "
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149 Mutterig to himself, Rayall drew his staff and ran his fingers across
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150 the edge. Suddenly, there was a mild
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151 "pop", and with a puff of pinkish smoke, a longsword took its place. Rayall
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152 swung it experimentally, regaining the
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153 feel of his favorite weapon, Luckseeker II.
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154 "Unfortunately, Arthur Vennnit isn't here right now," he muttered to
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155 himself. "Follower would have been a welcome addition to our struggle.
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156 After all, the Sword of Yar is known far and wide for its unique ability to
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157 disperse demons... when a nuclear
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158 accelerator isn't available... "
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159 Harharhaharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharhw Rayall Harharharhar
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015=Usr:28 troy wirth 12/08/88 19:03 Msg:2687 Call:72170 Lines:9
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160 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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161 Sorry I forgot to put a date on that question. I believe it was tuesday
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162 night, about 10 pm. I already took the test ( and probably failed) but
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163 thanks for the information anyway.
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164
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165 ****Tw********
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166 oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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167@
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168@
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016=Usr:30 JERRY CLARK 12/08/88 22:31 Msg:2688 Call:72174 Lines:12
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169 XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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170 Question? Is there anything of any value entered on this BBS? Then consider
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171 this....
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172
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173 "Three square miles measured from the perimeter - yet almost infinite within.
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174 A place where time expands and distors. Where mysterious forces tap primal
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175 fears and desires. Where myths gain flesh and bloom, forged in the crucible of
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176 imagination and man's dark subconscious. Where love and beauty can haunt a man
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177 's dreams, and obsession can drive him to madness.."
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178 MYTHAGO WOOD
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179 Is this not the value of a BBS?
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180
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017=Usr:32 JOHN SILVERMAN 12/09/88 00:49 Msg:2689 Call:72179 Lines:28
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181 **************************************************************************
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182 System News
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183 December 9, 1988
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184 12:50 AM
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185 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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186
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187 J.D.'s Place is takinga vacation
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188
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189 On Saturday, December 10th I am going out of town for probably a week.
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190 During that time there will be nobody here to supervise the operation of
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191 the board. My main worry is that if there is a blackout and power is
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192 restored to the system, the hard disk will go into a continuous loop
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193 trying to initialize itself. If I am gone this could go on for days,
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194 quite possibly damaging or destroying the disk. So I am shutting the
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195 system down for that time, as I figure a short vacation for the board
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196 is better than a permanent one.
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197
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198 So at midnight on Friday I will be taking the system offline, and it will
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199 probably be back up on Sunday the 18th, if not sooner. I am sorry I did
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200 not give more notice but it just occured to me tonight that I couldn't
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201 leave the board running. Not to worry, though, the place will definitely
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202 be back up and open for business as usual by the 18th.
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203
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204 Until then, take care,
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205
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206 J.D. Silverman
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207
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208 ******************************************************************************
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018=Usr:465 Gregg Harris 12/09/88 18:15 Msg:2690 Call:72186 Lines:4
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209 ###@#@####@@@@#@##@#@#@@@##@####@#@#@@###@@@#@@@@@@#@###@@@@#@#@##@@@#@#@
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211 Mole Lurk, Mole Dig, Mole Needa Job.
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212 @@####@@@@@#######@@@@#####@@@@####@@#@##@@@##@#@@@@##@@@@#@#@#@@#@#@@@#@@
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019=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 12/09/88 18:31 Msg:2691 Call:72187 Lines:5
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213 KKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Boredom comes to those who are patientttttttt
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214
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215 No message. Am suffering from writers block. That and apathy.
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216
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217 KKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Perpetual motion makes the world go 'roundddd
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020=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 12/12/88 08:27 Msg:2692 Call:72234 Lines:12
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218 &*&*&*&*'s
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219 Hm, I think it is time that we recruited some more new blood into here.
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220
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221 Time to start posting the number of this board all over.
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222
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223 Let's see some action!
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224
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225 An Astral Dreamer.
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226 &*&*&*&*'s
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227
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229
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021=Usr:39 gordon nance 12/12/88 17:10 Msg:2693 Call:72242 Lines:7
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230 :[:]:[[:]]:[[[:]]]:[[[[:]]]]:[[[:]]]:[[:]]:[:] - Z-man
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231 Well, so this is the famed BW-II. I have been gone for a while,
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232 and it is nice to be back. When I roamed these hallowed halls in the
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233 past, it was in another form - incarnation if you prefer - but it was still
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234 me. It is good to be back to visit an old friend.
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235 :[:]:[[:]]:[[[:]]]:[[[[:]]]]:[[[:]]]:[[:]]:[:] - Z-man...returns!
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236 ^c
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022=Usr:43 john walz 12/12/88 17:33 Msg:2694 Call:72243 Lines:10
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237 ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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238
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239 bearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbea
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240 r
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241 new on the board. thought it might be time to give it a shot.what do i do now s
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242 onny,other than come up with a mini-series,have you heard the one about george
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243 the cool corn flake.never mind i just
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244 took a reality check,time to get back home and continue writing.
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245 bearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbearbea
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246 r
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023=Usr:196 Cheryl Singer 12/12/88 18:18 Msg:2695 Call:72246 Lines:8
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247 Hello, Cassandra here. Anybody heard from Vandervekken? If so, please
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248 tell him that Sam Butler and I would very much like to hear from him!
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249 Anybody who has any input cocerning the upcoming CON (your generic
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250 science fictn convention) next summer is encouraged to leave a message
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251 here for me. Also, at the risk of opening a can of worms, does anyone
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252 ]have feedback on the last Orycon?
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253
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254 ***Cassandra***
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024=Usr:272 Talos 12/13/88 00:18 Msg:2696 Call:72258 Lines:7
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255 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
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256 hi.
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257 be.
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258 Talos Valheru
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259 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
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260 off
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261 oops
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025=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 12/13/88 14:28 Msg:2697 Call:72261 Lines:11
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262 &*&*&*&*'s
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263
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264 Ah, yet again I lurk. What is it in the blood of the humen race that allows
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265 us to construct our own reality. What is the real truth? is it really all
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266 that important.
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267
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268 Oh well.
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269
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270 An Astral Dreamer.
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271 &*&*&*&*'s
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272
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026=Usr:507 todd rogers 12/13/88 21:47 Msg:2698 Call:72270 Lines:8
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273 ------- In the blood? I think it is cholestral that causes reality. The
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274 ------- real truth? Big breasted blonds are the smartest people in the
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275 ------- world. And nothing is all that important...
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276 ------- Except.......... T R A S H!!!!
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277 ------- Thing may come and go
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278 ------- but TRASH goes on forever!!
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279 -------
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280 ------- Cutter
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027=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 12/14/88 14:06 Msg:2699 Call:72277 Lines:12
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281
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282
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283 Hmm. If thats so, the part about the Big Breasted Blonds (would that be the
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284 BBB), then they are all invited to my house for an intelectual discussion...
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285
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286 LB\__/
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287 oo
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288
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289 Oh, two of my keys broke so no border.
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290
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028=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 12/14/88 19:17 Msg:2700 Call:72282 Lines:6
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293 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Hi humans etc. Just like to say::::::::::::
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294
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295 I just had a terrifying thought. What if absolutely everything written
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296 in the National Enquirer were TRUE??? Think on it.
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297
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298 KKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | ARRRRGGGGHHHHH Reality isn'ttttttttttttttttt
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029=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 12/14/88 19:59 Msg:2701 Call:72284 Lines:28
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299 -=-========-=----------=-=========-=-------=-=========-=------------=-======
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300 There...fixed the top row on my keyboard, seems a wire was loose. Well now
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301 that I've got that off my chest, I'm sure I'll sleep a whole lot better
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302 tonight.
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303
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304 Hey about this li'll bit o' theory...I call it (Dramatic Pause)...The Big
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305 Mother Bar-BQ. I figured it all out. A star say about the size of ours or
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306 bigger, will cycle through its life, go red giant and then collapse either
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307 looseing itself in the explosion our going black hole on us. These are the
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308 failed attempts for the BMBBQ and will eventualy recycle. It is the smaller
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309 stars I'm concerned with...the ones that go white dwarf. Now if you think
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310 about it, these are essentualy carbon...dense hot carbon. And of course if
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311 you take all this carbon, put it under that kind of pressure and heat you
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312 get...('nother drammatic pause)...Diamonds realy big diamonds!! Actualy a
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313 realy big diamond about the size of our planet. Unfortunatly the heat is so
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314 much that the final product is simmilar to a big momma lump o' charcoal.
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315 Now...the way I figure it. A big mother cow (say the Holy Cow) dies up in
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316 divinity land, the gods figure time to have a Bar-BQ. A big mother Bar-BQ
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317 (After all who want's a giant cow decaying in there front yard). Soooo they
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318 work out this universe thing for the charcoal, proably already had the grill
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319 or sometthing like that. Who knows where they get the lighter fluid from.
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320 And then (Yet A 'Nother Drammatic Pause) The Big Mother Bar-BQ!!!
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321
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322 Well, there ya have it. The reason for our Universe.
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323
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324 Lord Beaker \__/
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325 oo
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326 ---=-=--{===------=-===============-=-=-=----------=--=-=========-=---------
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030=Usr:272 Talos 12/14/88 23:41 Msg:2702 Call:72290 Lines:4
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327 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
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328 Beautiful LB, Loved it, applause, awarding 15 narly points to you. L8r,
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329 Talos Valheru
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330 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
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031=Usr:665 Rayall Von Jerri 12/16/88 15:35 Msg:2703 Call:72310 Lines:16
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331 Harharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharhar
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332
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333 Suddenly, everyone in the group seemed to freeze in place. The Guru
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334 stared blankly at his Tome of Eternal Knowledge. A frazzle-topped scientist
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335 was frozen in pondering the origins of the universe. In fact, everyone in the
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336 Inn was immobile...
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337 Except Rayall...
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338 The small device in Rayall's hand began to flash with pulsating light.
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339 The beams of flourescent energy that wriggled from the device's stalks
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340 danced across aged wooden walls.
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341 "According to these readings," Rayall said to himself, "the only
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342 individuals who aren't being affected on this dimension are those who
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343 originate from alternate dimensions... Meaning me, and..."
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344 The door crashed open...
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345 "The demons..."
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346 Harharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharharh Rayall H
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032=Usr:666 james kolbet 12/16/88 21:28 Msg:2704 Call:72317 Lines:5
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347 Hi! Sorry I've been gone awhile, I had a minor problem with the chicken pox, a
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348 a few college applications that were in dire need of completion. Anybody want
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349 fill me in on what's been going on?
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350 Thanks a bunch!
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351 Kaitlyn
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033=Usr:219 Friar Mossback 12/18/88 10:48 Msg:2705 Call:72344 Lines:6
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352 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
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353 All had had their appetite sated, so I flung the bag accross the table,
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354 and cleared it off. "You may dissappear the table now, and I will begin
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355 the story. A two week feast is enough, don't you think?"
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356 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][] Friar [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
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357
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034=Usr:49 Robert Culpepper 12/18/88 12:55 Msg:2706 Call:72346 Lines:5
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358
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359
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360 Are there any SCA people on this BBS? this is R. MacFlandry of Dundee. Give a m
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361 a msg
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362
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035=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 12/18/88 18:33 Msg:2707 Call:72352 Lines:16
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363 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Mc Flandry, so yer here too! Gooddddddddd
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364
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365 Well met MacFlandry,
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366 You wouldn't happen to be the MacFlandry of the Dunn-Cow-Inn would
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367 you? Yes, there are SCA'ers about, namely yours truly, and a few others.
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368 I go by the name Kurfur, for it is me, both here and in the SCA, but
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369 my name has a nasty tendency to fail to precede me. In any case, I'm
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370 here, and if the others would kindly name themselves, they're here too.
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371
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372 Irreverently,
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373 Kurfur Redlig
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374
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375 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | BTW, everyone should grab a borderrrrrrr
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376
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377 And if you understand that, more power to you.
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378
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036=Usr:272 Talos 12/19/88 00:55 Msg:2708 Call:72361 Lines:7
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379 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
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380 Talos Valheru here. Sort of a SCA wannabe. I've seen a couple events but
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381 haven't been able to get to any of them out of the local area and besides that
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382 I haven't anything proper to wear, but I am remedying that a.s.a.p.
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383
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384 Talos Valheru
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385 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
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037=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 12/19/88 12:41 Msg:2709 Call:72364 Lines:11
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386 &*&*&*&*'s
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387 An Astral Dreamer here. Not an SCA member. I guess I'm to caught up in the
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388 future. I enjoy the past, But am not to into the thought of actually living
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389 in it. Even if for only a weekend.
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390
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391 Guess it's the computer programer in me. Didn't find many PC's of any sort
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392 back in the middly ages :-).
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393
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394 An Astral Dreamer.
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395 &*&*&*&*'s
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396
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038=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 12/19/88 18:58 Msg:2710 Call:72372 Lines:13
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397 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | H'lo aginnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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398
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399 They didn't have PC's, correct, but they also didn't have pollution,
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400 nuclear war, the ozone problem, New York, acid rain etc. to deal with.
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401 In fact, before the 18th century, just about the only thing you had to
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402 deal with was the Viking threat (unless you are a viking yourself, such
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403 as myself).
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404
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405 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Till next, BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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406
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407 Has anyone else here tried out all the commands? Has anyone else actually
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408 gotten that bored?
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409
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039=Usr:322 Stray Cat 12/19/88 20:05 Msg:2711 Call:72374 Lines:8
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410 @_)@(#$^)(*@_#)($^@#$(^!@#%(#+#$#$(*^#@()*^)(#$^
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411
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412 Yes. And not only that but most of them don't do anything anyway. I was
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413 just thinking as I was calling in, this board certainly isn't what it used to
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414 be even six months to a year ago. I think Mikey should make a C-drive and
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415 provide us with reruns.
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416
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417 @#)(^$#@)*&)(@#$^%^&*@#)$(*&@#$!@)#(*%!@#_)@!*^$!@#%~^_)(*^@#$&)(*!%
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040=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 12/19/88 21:27 Msg:2712 Call:72378 Lines:20
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418
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419 I think all the other users are dead. That or avoiding us.
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420
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421
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422
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423
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424 Hmmmm. I think that an editing of the User list is in order, don't you?
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425 After all, why keep on people who never post. You know the ones I mean.
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426 You know, the ones who's user information looks like:
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427
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428 #999 = Joe Blow From: Nowhere
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429 Applied: 03/14/87 Last on: 03/14/87 12:23 Dur:3
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430
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431 I mean, do you ever think that these people are going to call again?
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432 Probably not, so why waste disk space?
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433
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434 I know this sounds really nit-picky, but when you are bored, you'll do just
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435 about anything. Even read the user list (which is too long from all the dead
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436 users out there.
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437
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041=Usr:507 todd rogers 12/19/88 22:43 Msg:2713 Call:72380 Lines:5
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438
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439 ------- A period of two months seems (to me anyway) about the right lenght
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440 ------- of time for continual users. Longer than that DUMP EM!!
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441 ------- just a opinion...
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442 ------- Cutter
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042=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 12/19/88 23:08 Msg:2714 Call:72381 Lines:12
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443 ********************************************************************
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444 Actually, I have been slowly cleaning up the list. but it is a pain to edit,
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445 so it is rather low on my priority list. but if you notice, there are
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446 sme new users showing up on the lower numbers which happens because the
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447 numbers have been freed.
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448 Having the users active doesn't take up any more disk space. The user list
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449 is a fixed length file, so it takes the same amount of space whether there
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450 is one user or 999 users. The same is true of the data files. Everything
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451 is fixed length. It makes the program a thousand times easier to write
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452 and maintain, and I don't have to worry about system crashes because a
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453 disk filled up.
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454 ************************** CM *****************************************
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043=Usr:272 Talos 12/19/88 23:29 Msg:2715 Call:72384 Lines:4
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455 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
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456 That's must be very advantageous. But tell us, how many "active" users are
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457 there currently (Have logged on more than once in the last two months)?
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458 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
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044=Usr:322 Stray Cat 12/20/88 13:29 Msg:2716 Call:72389 Lines:10
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459
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460 A lot of people call in here, I think, but like me they are only here to be
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461 entertained and get real pissed when they're not being entertained by others.
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462 You don't have to log on to be able to read. You only HAVE to log on if you
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463 wanna write something. The problem is not inactive readers but inactive
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464 writers. I've scolded the writers about this to no avail. I still call in
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465 though and have left maybe seven messages over the period of a year, probably
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466 four of them asking where all the writers went. And Mikey, what did you
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467 think of my suggestion???
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468
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045=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 12/20/88 13:44 Msg:2717 Call:72390 Lines:16
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469 &*&*&*&*'s
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470 Ah, Things have been a bit quit. I just can't seem to write storys at this time
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471 Don't know why, I used to turn out a few pages a day. I was even able to
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472 spport two persona, But not anymore...
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473
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474 Oh Kurfur, I agree with you on most of what you said, But I must point out
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475 that there was pollution. In the streets of large towns and downriver of just
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476 about any inhabited area. Of course it was not nearly as bad as it is today
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477 to the planet as a whole, But on a per capita basis it might even be the same.
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478
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479 But I suppose that the polution they had was not nearly as long lasting.
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480
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481 An Astral Dreamer.
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482 &*&*&*&*'s
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483
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484
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046=Usr:465 Gregg Harris 12/20/88 15:14 Msg:2718 Call:72391 Lines:7
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485 @@@####@@@@###@#@###@####@#@#@#@####@#@###@#@#
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486
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487 Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored Lurk. Bored Moleless. Bored.
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488
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489 The Mole.
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490
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491 ##@@@##@@# To bored to finish.....
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047=Usr:507 todd rogers 12/20/88 22:00 Msg:2719 Call:72401 Lines:5
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492 ------- TO THE sys op
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493 ------- Just a question...
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494 ------- What kind of machine does BW II run on?
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495 ------- And what software is it?
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496 ------- OK.... So.... It was two questions.... SO SUE ME!!
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048=Usr:272 Talos 12/21/88 01:16 Msg:2720 Call:72404 Lines:5
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497 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
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498 Look out, MOLE OVER-BORED!
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499
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500 Talos Valheru
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501 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
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049=Usr:465 Gregg Harris 12/21/88 02:08 Msg:2721 Call:72409 Lines:7
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502 @@###@#@##@###@@@@@##@#@####@#@@@#@##@#@@@#@#@#@@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@###@#@#@#
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503
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504 To Bored to Counter with a Snappy Phrase.
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505
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506 The Even-More-Bored-Than-Before Mole.
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507 @@## Why Even try to finish (*Wait thats not boredom, thats apathy*)
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050=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 12/21/88 07:54 Msg:2722 Call:72411 Lines:9
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509 **************************************************************************
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510 To person above asking about BW II. To see the machine statistics
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511 use the AUthor command. BW runs on custom software the origins of which
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512 predate the personal computer.
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513
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514 Stray Cat,
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515 Why not do some writing yourself to help things get moving?
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516 <evil grin>
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517 ********************** CM **********************************************
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051=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 12/21/88 09:49 Msg:2723 Call:72413 Lines:9
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518 &*&*&*&*'s
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519 Hello All,
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520 Might be interesting to hear a bit about the history of this board. I know
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521 some of it,but if we asked politly perhaps sysop Mikey would be willing to
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522 give a short overview?
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523
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524 An Astral Dreamer.
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525 &*&*&*&*'s
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526
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052=Usr:322 Stray Cat 12/21/88 13:18 Msg:2724 Call:72416 Lines:10
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527 @_)*@(^$&#@_#$)(@#$^
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528
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529 AD
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530
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531 But what would I write about??? ... if I *COULD* write, that is.
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532 Perhaps you could suggest a topic and provide me with writing lessons?
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533
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534
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||
535 @#_)(&!@#!@)*@#^%$!@#(*&%!@#&(*^@#$*&%!@&(&!@^#
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536
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||
053=Usr:322 Stray Cat 12/21/88 20:23 Msg:2725 Call:72422 Lines:2
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537
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538 .a
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054=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 12/21/88 21:19 Msg:2726 Call:72424 Lines:22
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539 Stray Cat,
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540 Well, the best thing to write about is something that you know or
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541 enjoy. So just think of sommething that you would like to see written here
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542 and start writing it. Writing leasons? Me? surely you jest! I just
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543 write things, doesn't mean that I know what I'm doing. ;-)
|
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544 ***************************** CISTOP MIKEY *******************************
|
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545 Dreamer,
|
||
546 What history? Not much to it really, it started out as a private system
|
||
547 to test modem hardware. I put it together from a bunch of junk box parts.
|
||
548 Patched the code to provide the BW signon prompt and called it a BBS.
|
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549 The original system ran on one 5 inch single sided floppy with 1K of ram
|
||
550 and 8K or rom. There was no OS, only the ROM code. The machine itself was
|
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551 designed in 1976 and the code it ran on was derived from a much earlier
|
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552 system. For sometime there was a lot of talk about updating the machine,
|
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553 and finally a couple of years ago three other programmers and I got together
|
||
554 to make it happen. The end result was BWMS II. This current version was
|
||
555 written in Turbo Pascal 3.0 and there is a Beta test version floating around
|
||
556 that has been written in Turbo Pascal 5.0. This was done to fix a few bugs
|
||
557 and to open up the code space to allow future additions and enhancements.
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||
558 As for the old BW I system, we gave it a wake last year and it is resting
|
||
559 peacfully in a well deserved retirement.
|
||
560 ****************************** CM ***************************************
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055=Usr:272 Talos 12/22/88 02:24 Msg:2727 Call:72431 Lines:42
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561 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
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562 It wasn't much of a day, warm, little wind, bright sun with a few clouds.
|
||
563 Suddenly a youth running by startled his attention away from the book he was
|
||
564 reading. He seemed to be in an awful hurry as he had jumped a fence from an
|
||
565 ajoining parking lot and continued through just barely keeping his balance.
|
||
566 Just the a van pulled up in the other parking lot and a lady yelled out the
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567 window, "Stop him! He just stole an old lady's purse!"
|
||
568 A feeling welled up inside of him as he thought "That little shit!" He tore
|
||
569 off after the youth across the block and towards the row of trees he'd seen him
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570 duck around. "I'll bet he's hiding behind that last tree to swipe at me."
|
||
571 As he came to the last tree he threw his right arm in a vicious blow towards
|
||
572 the edge of the tree, striking air.
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573 "Oh well," he thought as he raced on arund the building. He spotted him
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||
574 running further down the street towards the open market area. "If he gets in
|
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575 there I'll lose him for sure!" And with that bad news he pushed on faster.
|
||
576 "HOLD IT!" He screamed as he closed on the youth. With a fluid movement he
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||
577 snaked his right arm around the youth's neck and grabbed the youth's wrist with
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||
578 his left.
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||
579 "Great, now what do I do with him?" he thought as he held him in place.
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580 "Okay man, you got me, lighten up okay?" The youth was breathing heavily.
|
||
581 "Yeah sure," he thought, "So you can run off again?" He guided him into a
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||
582 nearby flower shop and had the desk lady call the police.
|
||
583 While they were waiting, they talked. The youth was babbling about how he
|
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584 never really di this kind of thing but he needed the money bad. He couldn't
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585 have been older than 17.
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586 Eventually the police came and went on to the scene of the crime.
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587
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588
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589
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590 This is a TRUE story. I apprehended the youth. I would like a responce
|
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591 To these questions:
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592
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593 Was it smart for me to have chased the kid? (He could have had a gun)
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594
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595 Should I have let him go? (There was plenty of time for him to disappear
|
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596 before the cops showed up)
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597
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598 Was there another option/What else could I have done?
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599
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600 L8r,
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601 Talos Valheru
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602 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
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056=Usr:57 Robert Culpepper 12/22/88 07:53 Msg:2728 Call:72434 Lines:18
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603 To Kurfur Redlig
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604
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605 Yes I am the Macflandry of The Dunn Cow Inn. I am new to BBS use and each is
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606 confusing that geeting used to each is
|
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607 a little unnerving. It has taken me some time to get back to find out if I have
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608 recieved any response. I also wanted to let Astral Dreamer and you know that th
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609 e present and the past have the own different problems. /Today we have nuclear
|
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610 misuse and threats but yesterday they had plauge, pestilence no dental, as much
|
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611 war and strife as we, and no electricity. Can't really equate the two periods
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612 equally. As in any social group the SCA
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613 is made up of a large and widespread
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614 cross-section of the population just
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615 like real life. I am intrested in hearing more of your thoughts about then and
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616 now, and the future. Well I have to run
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617 so until we cross electrons again. Have a happy Holiday.
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618
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619 Robert MacFlandry
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620 *******************************************************************************
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057=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 12/22/88 17:15 Msg:2729 Call:72442 Lines:15
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621 -=-=====-=---------=-==-=--------=-==============-=---------=-=-=-----=-====
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622 Talos, I think what you did was right. Hmm...the questions, well, he could
|
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623 have had a gun, but doubtful for a 17 year old purse snatcher, I guess thats
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624 just what you care to risk (or not) I believe I would have. Should you have
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625 let him go. No, if he realy was a first time offender with no past record
|
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626 chance is in his favor that the judge will let him off easy(maybe probation)
|
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627 If he was lying, well then, thats what the court system is for.
|
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628
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629
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630 Now on a different note...Oh never mind, I can't talk about Her without
|
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631 shudders of intimidation running through my body.
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632
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633 LB\__/
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634 oo
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635 -=-{======-=------=-==========-=-------=-=========-=-------=-===========-=--
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058=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 12/22/88 23:58 Msg:2730 Call:72451 Lines:14
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636 &*&*&*&*'s
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637 I believe the right action was taken. It is unfortnate but neccasary.
|
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638
|
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639 Some people cry out for victoms rights. They fail to realise that both
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640 sides of any crime are victoms.
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641
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642 Crime is a truelly perplexing thing. Punishment is ussually not a deterent,
|
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643 yet you cannot let people victomize others without some form of formal
|
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644 displeasure being shown by the powers that be. Not if you want to keep
|
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645 a coherent and stable sociaty together. It's a sick world.
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646
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647 An Astral Dreamer.
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648 &*&*&*&*'s
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649
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059=Usr:58 Moon Head 12/23/88 01:07 Msg:2731 Call:72453 Lines:7
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650 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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651
|
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652 A full moon riseth....and snow is in the air. 'Twas two days before
|
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653 Christmas, and under the tree 'tis still bare....
|
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654 Another day, another dollar - it is late, time for a new caller.....
|
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655
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656 A new user comes on board - armed with his pen as his swordG'night (for now)...
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060=Usr:666 james kolbet 12/23/88 14:13 Msg:2732 Call:72475 Lines:24
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657 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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658 Hidey Ho Hello!
|
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659 I just want to wish everyone out there a very merry merry Christmas ands
|
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660 an even better New Year. As I gaze into my crystal ball, I am reminded of why
|
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661 have Christmas at this time of year, instead of anywhere else . First of all,
|
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662 the stores couldn't make as much mf they h{F
|
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663 oops, something happened. anyway, stores couldn't make money because they have
|
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664 many other sales, and having an entire month of shopping seems to satisfy them.
|
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665 Also, Somewhere back in the past, someone dicided to compete with the Jews and
|
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666 a Christian celebration at the same time of year so that those Christians would
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667 not get bored. They would've had it in the spring since everybody's pal Jesus
|
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668 born in early April, but, then Easter would be too close. Another trivial bit
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669 history, do you know our calendar is four years behind. I find this rather unf
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670 because I could be in college if that were true, and I won't suffer silently.
|
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671 Anyway, enjoy the Christmas season. I personally hope I get a new crystal
|
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672 because mine seems to have clouded over again.
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673 *
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674 ***
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675 *******
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676 *********
|
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677 *********** Season's Greetings!
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678 ^^^
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679 ^^^
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680 Kaitlyn+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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061=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 12/23/88 19:16 Msg:2733 Call:72480 Lines:7
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681 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
682 Well, Time to wish everyone a happy and safe holiday. Hope to see all of you
|
||
683 here in the coming year!
|
||
684
|
||
685 An Astral Dreamer.
|
||
686 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
687
|
||
062=Usr:57 Robert Culpepper 12/24/88 01:50 Msg:2734 Call:72490 Lines:6
|
||
688 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
||
689 Good day to one and all. I too would like to wish a Merry Christmas and best
|
||
690 hopes for the New Year any who reads this. Keep the spirits high and if too
|
||
691 high don't DRIVE, O.K?
|
||
692 robert.
|
||
693
|
||
063=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 12/24/88 15:31 Msg:2735 Call:72496 Lines:11
|
||
694 -----=-============-=-=====-=---------------=-======-=----=-=-=-=-=======-=-
|
||
695 Snow...Please snow. SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW. Thanx.
|
||
696
|
||
697 LB\__/
|
||
698 oo
|
||
699
|
||
700 Alright...Should I call her? Yes or No, mujoritee rules.
|
||
701 =--{-======-=---------=-============-=--------=-==========--------=-======-=
|
||
702 Oh yeah. Merry Chistmass and Happy New Year. Make it a good one. And if
|
||
703 you run me over while your drunk...There could be Hell to pay! (literaly).
|
||
704 =--{-======-=---------=-============-=--------=-==========--------=-======-=
|
||
064=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 12/24/88 17:36 Msg:2736 Call:72497 Lines:2
|
||
705 Well here I am again...No snow yet. SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW! PLEASE!
|
||
706 =--{-======-=---------=-============-=--------=-==========--------=-======-=
|
||
065=Usr:507 todd rogers 12/24/88 22:15 Msg:2737 Call:72499 Lines:14
|
||
707 ------- 10:47 pm dec 24th
|
||
708 ------- the house,... all quiet....
|
||
709 ------- typing this becuase i think i just heard some jingle bell
|
||
710 ------- off in the distance....
|
||
711 ------- any one watching for any UFOs??
|
||
712 -------
|
||
713 -------
|
||
714 ------- looking out my window, i see one lone little moving red dot
|
||
715 ------- Hmmmm..... i wondoer????
|
||
716 -------
|
||
717 ------- Nahhh......
|
||
718 -------
|
||
719 ------- Merry Christmas anyway!
|
||
720 ------- from Cutter
|
||
066=Usr:272 Talos 12/25/88 00:58 Msg:2738 Call:72504 Lines:6
|
||
721 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
|
||
722 Overnight I have watched over the fireplace door. It's beginning to become a
|
||
723 giant bore. Santa hasn't shown, and time's getting late. He's supposed to bring
|
||
724 me a beautiful date! :)
|
||
725 Talos Valheru
|
||
726 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
|
||
067=Usr:58 Moon Head 12/25/88 22:29 Msg:2739 Call:72508 Lines:27
|
||
727
|
||
728 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
|
||
729
|
||
730 Ahhhhh..... Christmas - what a fine time of the year. Crisp air, warm
|
||
731 people, lots of good food, good music......good times.
|
||
732 Got a new crystal ball for Christmas......beautiful three inch in
|
||
733 diameter - and not a flaw to be seen. Nice three legged gold plated
|
||
734 stand..
|
||
735 But best of all - it works!
|
||
736 During the next week, the crystal shall gain in strength with proper
|
||
737 care (sort of like the "breaking in" period for a new car before you
|
||
738 can give it full throttle, if you know what I mean....)
|
||
739 By the first of the final year in this current decade, I shall be
|
||
740 ready to begin..
|
||
741 But my other wizardly practices are partially atrophied from disuse -
|
||
742 I can use some help. Perhaps a gatheri~g i~ this venue could be
|
||
743 arranged? Tell me of your powers and your strengths (and weaknesses).
|
||
744 As we learn of our collected and combined abilities - an adventure
|
||
745 could be initiated.
|
||
746 I await replies.
|
||
747
|
||
748 Until the next time..>.........
|
||
749
|
||
750 MoonHead.
|
||
751 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
|
||
752
|
||
753
|
||
068=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 12/26/88 05:28 Msg:2740 Call:72512 Lines:56
|
||
754 {}
|
||
755
|
||
756 "The first-ever one-of-a-kynd 25-hours-a-day super-sale is happenning,
|
||
757 right now! And you'll find everything at Smidt's Homely Burnishings!"
|
||
758
|
||
759 And the commercial blared into my mind, only the 107th in the past three
|
||
760 days. I was tired. Couldn't there be a butter way to support my life
|
||
761 other than listening to this drivel? Sure, Smidt's has a great selection
|
||
762 of everything you do and don't need. Sure, they have some of the best service
|
||
763 around for anything when it needs it. Sure, they're a growing0company. But
|
||
764 I was still upset by the billions of "blitz" commercials passing through
|
||
765 my mind like so many paper streamers. Something was interfering with
|
||
766 the C-Space dimension, and it affected everyone who used C-Space
|
||
768 mental te|epathy, which entailed giving a thought matter and transmitting
|
||
769 it to a certain location ("frequency", if you will) to be recieved by
|
||
770 the intended party. It could only mean one thing; C-Space had been
|
||
771 overrun by the Dread Adverts! Millions of0telepaths will suffer, unless
|
||
772 someone physically uprooted the obnoxious funguses. What was there to
|
||
773 do?
|
||
774
|
||
775 Hagbard Celine, yur friendly Mr. "G" of Backwater
|
||
776
|
||
777 {}
|
||
778 BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE! THAT'S RIGHT, WHEN YOU BUY THE RONCOMATIC
|
||
779 EGG BEATER AND POOPER SCOOPER UTENSIL, YOU'LL ALSO RECIEVE THIS
|
||
780 HANDY NUCLEAR FUSSION PROTOTYPE LASER TANK, COMPLETE WITH YOUR
|
||
781 CHOICE OF MATTER OR ANTIMATTER. BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT MATTERS, BECAUSE
|
||
782 YOU'LL ALSO RECIEVE THIS AMQJINGLY USELESS ITEM THAT NOT ONLY
|
||
783 CLUTTERS YOUR KITCHEN DRAWERS, BUT ALSO ATTRACTS YOUNG KIDS TO
|
||
784 IT VIA LARGE ELECTROMAGNETS (batteries not icluded) THAT SUCK THE
|
||
785 IRON RIGHT OUT OF YOUR BODY. JUST IMAGINE, NOW YOU CAN BULK
|
||
786 ERASE Y_ER CASSETTES AND YOUR MIND SIMULTANEOUSLY, AND WITH
|
||
787 SUCH SPEED! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! YOU ALSO RECIEVE THIS
|
||
788 NICE GINSU CUTLERY SET, USEFUL AROUND THE HOUSE FOR FIXING
|
||
789 A MEAL OR KILLING AN IN-LAW! NOW HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY?
|
||
790 $1999.9)? $!99.99? NO, NOT EVEN $19.99! YES, THAT'S RIGHT, BECAUSE
|
||
791 WE HAVE TO MOVE THIS WORTHLESS SHIT ONTO THE PUBLIC TO MAKE ROOM
|
||
792 AT THE CENTRAL WAREHOUSE, WE'RE SELLING THIS AT THE AMAZINGLY
|
||
793 REDICULOUS PRICE OF $1.99! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DON'T NEUD A0HEARING
|
||
794 AID, $1.99! (add $1998.00 COD shipping and handling) FOR THE
|
||
795 RONCOMATIC EGG-IN-SHELL-AND-SHIT-ON-A-STICK BEATER, THE
|
||
796 PROTOTYPE NUCLEAR LAB, THE STRANGE MAGNET GIZMO, AND THE GINSU
|
||
797 "Hack 'n Slash" CUTLERY SET FOR ONE-NINETY=NINU!!!! ORDER
|
||
798 YOURS TODAY, OR ORDER YOURS YESTERDAY!!! YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
|
||
799 ONE, AND IF YOU CAN, WE'LL KILL YOUR FIRST-BORN! ORDER ONE,
|
||
800 ORDER TWO, ORDER SEVERAL THOUSAND FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
|
||
801 NEEDS!! ORDER YOURS NOW!!!
|
||
802 0
|
||
80# {}
|
||
804
|
||
805 That was just bad. I've seen bad, but that's bad-bad.
|
||
806
|
||
807 H. Celine
|
||
808
|
||
809 {}
|
||
069=Usr:219 Friar Mossback 12/26/88 10:37 Msg:2741 Call:72513 Lines:7
|
||
810 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][M[][M[][][][][][][][][]
|
||
811 We take time out from this adventure to wish everyone a happy midwinter
|
||
812 festival, and great hopes for the coming year now that the sun is indeed
|
||
813 returning to our climes once again.
|
||
814 A pleasant new year to all of you!
|
||
815 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] Friar [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
|
||
816
|
||
070=Usr:4 Milchar 12/26/88 11:43 Msg:2742 Call:72514 Lines:3
|
||
817 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
||
818 Lurkus0Modius.... Just a quick "howdy do!" to all INNhabitants...
|
||
819 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milch +++++++++++++ 12/26/88 +++++++++++++++
|
||
071=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 12/26/88 20:11 Msg:2743 Call:72529 Lines:2
|
||
820 What's this? A voice from out of the past! Howdy Milch!
|
||
821 ==========================================================================
|
||
072=Usr:272 Talos 12/27/88 00:17 Msg:2744 Call:72534 Lines:8
|
||
822 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*.<*>,:>
|
||
823 Howdy all! Welcome back Milch! Staying around?
|
||
824 MoonHead, what kind of info do you need to get that thing going? Where do I
|
||
825 write to you at?
|
||
826 ALL: May your commercials be interrupted by programs, may you never run out of
|
||
827 snac{s i~ the middle of a show.
|
||
828 Talos Valheru
|
||
829 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
|
||
073=Usr:322 Stray Cat 12/27/88 07:25 Msg:2745 Call:72538 Lines:14
|
||
830
|
||
831 LB: I vote **YES**
|
||
832
|
||
833
|
||
834 MH: Braved all forms of hazard to get all the way to Helvetia Tavern. As
|
||
835 I got out of the car I said, "wouldn't t be funny if they were closed"
|
||
836 and they were. Coincidence or WHAT??/?
|
||
(37
|
||
838
|
||
839 DON'T go out there. Helvetia Tavern is closed until after the first of the
|
||
840 year. Don't let the cars in the parking lot fool you. A carful of people
|
||
841 pulled in right after us. ROCK CREEK was closed too. Had to settle or
|
||
842 SPANKY'S.
|
||
843
|
||
074=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 12/27/88 12:56 Msg:2746 Call:17021 Lines:9
|
||
844 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
845 Hello All,
|
||
846 I'm back from my holiday trip home. Did any of you know that there is a new
|
||
847 feature on Backwater? Type go DOC. I thi~k I0might have been the first person
|
||
848 to find this. Anybody get to it before me?
|
||
849
|
||
850 An Astral Dreamer.
|
||
851 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
852
|
||
075=Usr:73 TANYA BARFIELD 12/27/88 23:26 Msg:2747 Call:17032 Lines:44
|
||
853 ...................... . . . 0. 0 . . . . .
|
||
854
|
||
855 The young woman in the dark cloak opened the door to the Backwater Inn
|
||
856 quickly. She was certainly glad to be out of the cold December night,
|
||
857 but as she stepped through the doorway, sxe wac shocked. The Inn was
|
||
858 crowded, as usual. That much hadn't changed. But, she hardly recognized
|
||
859 a single patron. No, that wasn't true. There were a few faces...
|
||
860 although she had never known their names and couldn't greet them.
|
||
861 0 0She quietly went over to the bar, telling herself it didn't matter,
|
||
862 things always change, and it was good to get out of the cold.
|
||
863 "Perhaps, nobody recognizes me either," she mumbled to herself,
|
||
864 becoming quite melancholy and self-pityinw.
|
||
865 "I do."
|
||
866 She looked up to find the Innkeeper smiling at her. She couldn't
|
||
867 hide her suprise nor her happiness as she gave him a warm hug.
|
||
868 "Am I glad to see you!" They both said.
|
||
869 He served her a cup of hot citer, and they chatted about old times.
|
||
870 "It's been along time," he told her, "you can't expect everyone to
|
||
871 still be here. You went away on your own adventures for two years, and they
|
||
872 went on theirs."
|
||
873 "I know," she said meukly (once again self-pitying), "it's just that
|
||
874
|
||
875 I always thought that only I was the only one to change. I never expected
|
||
876 everyone else to, too."
|
||
877 He fixed her a long look. The Innkeeper wasn't able to see much due
|
||
878 to the e~ormus hood she was hiding in.
|
||
879 "I had forgotten how young you were."
|
||
880 "Well..." She said trying to think of what to say to make herself
|
||
881 sound older. She was feeling younger and younger. "I guess I'm being
|
||
882 silly."
|
||
883 0 Shu looked around, realizing a few patrons whom she didn't recognize
|
||
884 where casually listen to her conversation with the Innkeeper. All at once
|
||
885 she she felt foolish and embaressed. Foolish, for acting like a silly
|
||
886 girl and embaressed besausu she (a stranger to most present) was taking
|
||
887 up so much of the Innkeeper's time. Others wanted his attention.
|
||
888 "Well," she said, standing up from her stool and pulling her hood
|
||
889 over so now she was completely absorbed in her cloak, 2it's good to see
|
||
890 you again, friend."
|
||
891 The Innkeeper nodded, but the young woman was gone. Of course, he
|
||
892 knew her to well. She had hoped to make a somewhat dramatic exit, but
|
||
893 he wasn't fooled. She was hiding in one of the corners f dxe crowded
|
||
894 room. Completely consumed in the shadows of her cloak.
|
||
895 He looked around, but couldn't find her. Then he smiled.
|
||
896 . . . . . . . . . . . ...............................
|
||
076=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 0 12/28/88 14:16 Msg:2748 Call:17048 Lines:13
|
||
897 ---=------======--------================-=-=======-=----------=-==-=------=-
|
||
898 And who(m?) might this former patron be. Don't keep us(me) in suspense...or
|
||
899 at least not for to long.
|
||
900
|
||
9 1 Well thanks for the **YES** vote...was that Talos? The final score was 1 to
|
||
902 0. A total of 1 vote(s). Sooooooo, I called and (shall we say) dazzled her
|
||
903 with my charms. This of course could be the down fall of old LB, but I
|
||
904 guess no o~e can hold out forever. Sigh...
|
||
905
|
||
906 Lord G0d of the 7 Abernackys
|
||
907 Beaker \__/
|
||
908 oo
|
||
909 ---{=-=========--------=-============-=----------==----====-=------======-=-
|
||
0'7=Ucr:70 Kurfur Redlig 12/28/88 15:33 Msg:2749 Call:17049 Lines:28
|
||
910 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | I wanna get a Turnip Twaddler!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
911
|
||
912 Beep! Wow, has anyone here tried using ^G for an entry prompt? It gets
|
||
913 very annoying. Al}ost0to the extent that I feel like going out and
|
||
914 purcashing large amounts of dice, but that's not important, and if you're
|
||
915 still reading this, you must be very bored.
|
||
916
|
||
917 Well, I had a decent enuf yule. First (I know this is materialistyc a~d
|
||
918 stupid and you don't care, but yer gonna hear it anyways) some of my
|
||
919 'friends' decided that I needed Nerf Fencing. Secondly, I received a
|
||
920 stuffed 'Bill The Cat'. Finally, I obtained Infocom's Suspect game.
|
||
921 I'm sure you now think0of me as shallow and material, but so what! I can't
|
||
922 think of anything else to write about, so there. Also, you may want to
|
||
923 hear what the Bill tag said:
|
||
924
|
||
925 A SOURCE OF ECSTACY FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
|
||
926
|
||
927 Bill the Cat is a politisally correct stuffed animal for the true
|
||
928 conosewer. Made of the finest petroleum by-products with almost no
|
||
929 cholesterol, this fluffy plush doll has been shaved smooth so as to
|
||
930 avoid irritating the gums of grandma and grandpa.
|
||
931
|
||
93"0 -Qvoid Ironing Tongue
|
||
933 -Not For Use In Religious Ceremonies
|
||
934 -Don't Send To Jean Kirkpatrick As A Gag. She Doesn't Think It's Funny.
|
||
935 Well, that's all for now. Remember, he who dies with the most toys, WINS!
|
||
936
|
||
937 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur0Bedlig | Gimme Gimme Gimme (ha ha ha)))))))))))))))))
|
||
078=Usr:272 Talos 12/28/88 23:38 Msg:2750 Call:17058 Lines:10
|
||
938 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
|
||
939 Lord Beaker,
|
||
940 Sorry, was~'t me. I'm not sure who that was.
|
||
941
|
||
942 That go DOC command is strange enough. Is there any way out of it other than
|
||
943 "^C" ?
|
||
944 Talos Valheru
|
||
945 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*.<*>,:><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
|
||
946 P.S. 93 days 'til I turn 21! T.V.
|
||
947 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
|
||
079=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 12/29/88 10:50 Msg:2751 Call:17065 Lines:9
|
||
948 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
949 And0so we are coming to the end of another disk. Things have been a wee bit
|
||
950 quit around here lately.
|
||
951
|
||
952 Oh well, I guess somebody will have to fill the rest of the disk.
|
||
953
|
||
954 An Astral Dreamer.
|
||
955 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
956
|
||
080=Usr:79 CHARLES SBAIW 12/29/88 19:48 Msg:2752 Call:17075 Lines:2
|
||
957@
|
||
958@ CCM INC
|
||
081=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 12/29/88 20:07 Msg:2753 Call:17077 Lines:12
|
||
959 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Yes, I am quite saneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
|
||
960
|
||
961 Hey, I have q quection. Why is that DOC function invading the entry
|
||
962 questions, such as:
|
||
963
|
||
964 Command: Set
|
||
965
|
||
966 Your answer says some interesting things about you.
|
||
967
|
||
968 and so on? Is this intentional? It does seem to be a bother.
|
||
969
|
||
9'0 KK[KKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | No psycho problems hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
|
||
082=Usr:379 Phoenix Polymorp 12/29/88 21:12 Msg:2754 Call:17078 Lines:2
|
||
971 hAPPY nEW yEAR! HOENIX pOLYMORPH (tHE lATE)
|
||
972 ^P
|
||
083=Usr:322 Stray Cat 12/"9/88023:21 Msg:2755 Call:17083 Lines:18
|
||
973 Hoenix???
|
||
974
|
||
975 Beaker, so glad you called her. Was there any particular reason you were
|
||
976 holding back? Perhaps you would like to (quoting Dr. Eliza) elucidate.
|
||
977
|
||
978 I asked the doc if rats hirernated, but she didn't have an answer. Does
|
||
979 anybody else know?
|
||
980
|
||
981 Wish I could think of more to say. Seems like ALL the boards are dead.
|
||
982 I could probably quote from a book I've been reading . . . You'd love
|
||
983 that wouldn't you.
|
||
9(4
|
||
985 What happened to the current events editor?
|
||
986
|
||
987 Only 14 lines left. Maybe if I double spaced I could end it all so we
|
||
988 start it all over again. Perhaps later.
|
||
989
|
||
990 Anbody care to discuss divorce???
|
||
084=Usr:84 Michael Myller j 12/30/88 00:44 Msg:2756 Call:17085 Lines:9
|
||
991 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
992 Hmm, Almost the end. Divorce? Hmm, Not a topic I enjoy thinking about.
|
||
993
|
||
994 I would say that it is (wether it is actually carried out or not) one of
|
||
995 the cruelist things parents do to their kids. If you want to have kids
|
||
996 either don't get married, or marry somebody you really think you'll be
|
||
997 able to stand for the next 20 years atleast.
|
||
998 An Astral Dreamer.
|
||
999 &*&*&*&*'s
|