1077 lines
54 KiB
Plaintext
1077 lines
54 KiB
Plaintext
NUMBER OF LINES: 999
|
||
001=Usr:0 Null User 06/30/87 20:34 Msg:0 Call:0 Lines:19
|
||
1$If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
|
||
2$************************* INSTALLED: 7 SEP 88 ****************************
|
||
3$Welcome to BWMS II (BackWater Message System II) Mike Day System operator
|
||
4$**************************************************************************
|
||
5$GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS II IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
|
||
6$ PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
|
||
7$BWMS II was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS II is a privately
|
||
8$owned and operated system which is currently open for use by the general
|
||
9$public. No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the
|
||
10$system is privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all
|
||
11$messages which I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the
|
||
12$system, it will be periodically purged of messages (only 999 lines of data
|
||
13$can be saved). To leave a message, type 'ENTER'. Use ctrl/C to get out
|
||
14$the ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering
|
||
15$the message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to
|
||
16$replace the line. To exit from the system, type 'BYE' then hang up.
|
||
17$Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
|
||
18$**************************************************************************
|
||
19$
|
||
002=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 10/07/88 19:42 Msg:2472 Call:10005236 Lines:4
|
||
20 Methinks I see the wanton hours flee,
|
||
21 and as they pass, turn back and laugh at me.
|
||
22 - George Villiers
|
||
23 **********************************************************************
|
||
003=Usr:322 Stray Cat 10/07/88 19:49 Msg:2473 Call:10005237 Lines:7
|
||
24
|
||
25 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
|
||
26
|
||
27 I have absolutely NOTHING to say, except that I can now say I was F I R S T
|
||
28
|
||
29 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%Friday, Oct 8, 88 %%%%%%%%%%%%%%
|
||
004=Usr:100 Ben Davis 10/07/88 21:59 Msg:2474 Call:10005243 Lines:7
|
||
31 F I R S T, you made the fatal error of not entering your name, hence, anyone
|
||
32 could claim to be first. Anyone like me. I wasn't first but that is beside
|
||
33 the point. You cannot prove you are you. I now have the dubiose distinction
|
||
34 of being the first to 'sign' their name at the bottom of their message this
|
||
35 disk!
|
||
36 Camp Director
|
||
37 C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>
|
||
005=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 10/08/88 01:31 Msg:2475 Call:10005251 Lines:9
|
||
38 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
39 Adventure Awaits! let us all begin post haste! (Feel free to enter anything you
|
||
40 like though. Don't let me intimdate you.)
|
||
41
|
||
42 An Astral Dreamer.
|
||
43 (The third person to enter stuff on this disk!)
|
||
44 (The second to put their name down!)
|
||
45 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
46
|
||
006=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 10/08/88 15:45 Msg:2476 Call:10005256 Lines:18
|
||
47 -------=-=================-=----------------=-==================-=----------
|
||
48 Hideho!
|
||
49
|
||
50 Tis I Beaker. The 4th to post and the third to leave a name!
|
||
51
|
||
52 Now...To the foolish Neo-Nazi 'Skin Head' punks. Your lucky I didn't have a
|
||
53 shot-gun with me. Course I wouldn't a used it. But don't be suprised if
|
||
54 you get a call from the Phone company (and the electric, and your insurance
|
||
55 company, and your bank). Now for a little education, I am not white trash,
|
||
56 maybe if you spent more time in school you would know what the term 'white
|
||
57 trash refers to. It is not somebody with black friends, but rather a very
|
||
58 poor social class in the south that originated during slavery and the cival
|
||
59 war.
|
||
60
|
||
61 Poor fools. I pitty you.
|
||
62
|
||
63 Lord Beaker
|
||
64 --=-=-{==========-=--------=-==============-==-=======-=-========-----=----=
|
||
007=Usr:71 David Shult 10/09/88 15:52 Msg:2477 Call:10005280 Lines:63
|
||
65
|
||
66 696969696969
|
||
67
|
||
68 Nomination for the "Ten Best Censored Stories of 1987"
|
||
69
|
||
70 GLOWING OUTLOOK FOR FOOD IRRADIATION BUSINESS
|
||
71
|
||
72 The food industry is going high-tech with a seemingly innocent
|
||
73 procedure called irradiation -- a process that delays ripening by
|
||
74 exposing food to radioactive materials that kill insects, mold, and
|
||
75 bacteria.
|
||
76 Critics point out that irradiation may produce food products that
|
||
77 at best have lower nutritional value; at worst are carcinogenic.
|
||
78 Irradition also poses significant health threats to workers and the
|
||
79 public in transportation, storage, and disposal of radioactive waste.
|
||
80 And there is real concern over the safety of radioactive devices used
|
||
81 in food, beverage, cosmetic, and drug industries.
|
||
82 While spices are the first irradiated edibles marketed in the
|
||
83 U.S., the Food and Drug Admnstration (FDA) also has approved
|
||
84 irradiation for use on produce and some meats. Interestingly, the FDA
|
||
85 regulates irradiation not as a process but as an additive.
|
||
86 The question, of course, is exactly what is "added" to irradiated
|
||
87 food? Irradiated food looks and smells better for an extended time,
|
||
88 but little is known about the chemical changes induced by the process.
|
||
89 One science writer posed the complex issues when he asked "What
|
||
90 do you get when you irradiate an apple with 100,000 rads of gamma
|
||
91 rays. Is that irradiation a process or an additive? Who should
|
||
92 control it? Does it pose a carcinogenic threat to humans? Since it
|
||
93 reduces food spoilage and replaces dangerous pesticides, is it a
|
||
94 blessing for the world's hungry?" And then he asked, "Why are there
|
||
95 no answers to these questions?"
|
||
96 Meanwhile, the track record in irradiation facilities is anything
|
||
97 but reassuring. The Radiation Technology plant in Far Rockaway, New
|
||
98 Jersey, was closed by the Nuclear Regulatory Commission (NRC) for
|
||
99 willfully supplying false information about repeated safety
|
||
100 violations; the NRC also shut down International Nutronics in Dover,
|
||
101 New Jersey, after workers reported a coverup of a radioative spill of
|
||
102 a tank of water containing cobalt-60 rods; and workers in Isomedix
|
||
103 Co., Parsippany, New Jersey, were told to clean up leaks by pouring
|
||
104 radioactive water down bathroom toilets and sinks.
|
||
105 Earlier this year, the NRC suspended the use of an industrial
|
||
106 air-purifying device that leaked tiny particles of radioactive
|
||
107 polonium at plants around the nation. The NRC also order 3M to recall
|
||
108 for inspection all 45,000 of the ionizing air guns used to control
|
||
109 static electricty and remove dust from product containers. Of 828
|
||
110 plants inspected so far, contamination was found at 118 sites; of
|
||
111 those, the radiation exceeded the reportable limit of .005 microcuries
|
||
112 in 39 plants. Subsequently, the NRC recalled 2,500 3M units used in
|
||
113 the food, beverage, costmetic and drug industries.
|
||
114 Given the potential problems, one would expect to find the
|
||
115 irradiation issue on the national media agenda; but it isn't.
|
||
116 Meanwhile, as serious questions go unanswered, the government has
|
||
117 proposed federal regulations that would allow more irradiation.
|
||
118
|
||
119 SOURCES: UTNE READER, May/June 1987, "Irradiation Business Gears
|
||
120 Up," by Karin Winegar, pp 29-30; SAN FRANCISCO EXAMINER SPECTRA,
|
||
121 2/25/88, "Food Irradiation," by Rick Weiss, pp E1-E2, reprinted from
|
||
122 SCIENCE NEWS; S. F. EXAMINER (AP), 2/19/88, "Ionizing guns recalled
|
||
123 over radiation fear," p A5.
|
||
124
|
||
125 696969696969696969
|
||
126
|
||
127
|
||
008=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 10/10/88 02:03 Msg:2478 Call:10005292 Lines:26
|
||
128 ********************************************************************
|
||
129 I've been reviewing the entries of the abortion debate here, and I
|
||
130 would just like to say that I'm impressed (with a couple of exceptions).
|
||
131 For an issue that is as emotional as this is, that emotion was well
|
||
132 contained and the debators went to great effort to clearly and concisely
|
||
133 state their veiw point. No attempt was made to "win" the argument or
|
||
134 convert others to their veiwpoint. Rather it seemed to be more of a
|
||
135 heartfelt desire to express that viewpoint in a way that others could
|
||
136 understand. And, more importantly, an acceptance of the existance of
|
||
137 that view point by the others. As I say, I'm impressed, and it makes me
|
||
138 feel just a little better especially after seeing the two canidates
|
||
139 one of whom will most likely become our next president try to bash
|
||
140 each others brains in and run off in an emotional tiff. "Mommy! He hurt
|
||
141 me! He Hurt me! Whaaaa!" It's frightening to think that one of the
|
||
142 most important countries in the world will soon be run by one of these
|
||
143 two intellectual morons. Their only intent seems to be to avoid discussing
|
||
144 issues at all costs for fear that someone might find out that they
|
||
145 don't have any answers.
|
||
146 As I say, after reading the debate messages here again I felt a little
|
||
147 better. Maybe there's hope yet...there really are intellegent and
|
||
148 concerned people out there who's vision goes beyond the short term
|
||
149 lust for power at any cost. People who wish to express their views
|
||
150 as clearly as possible and having a strong desire to know and understand
|
||
151 the views of others. There are times when begin to think that is
|
||
152 non-exsistant these days. It's nice to find it still alive and well.
|
||
153 ******************** CISTOP MIKEY ************************************
|
||
009=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 10/10/88 16:07 Msg:2479 Call:10005312 Lines:7
|
||
154 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redig | Hiccup Hiccup Hiccupppppppppppppppppppppppppp
|
||
155
|
||
156 Yes, mikey, you are right; there are intelligent people out there. It's
|
||
157 just that we're too intelligent to run for office, so bozo's allways seem
|
||
158 to get elected.
|
||
159
|
||
160 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Achoo Achoo Achoo (don't ask))))))))))))))))
|
||
010=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 10/10/88 18:48 Msg:2480 Call:10005315 Lines:27
|
||
161 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
162 I'm coming to the conclusion that good people just don't make it that far in
|
||
163 politics. You have to have a real lust for power to put up with the garbage
|
||
164 that goes on.
|
||
165
|
||
166 Unfortunetly the avoidance of issues is as much a reflection on we the
|
||
167 people of this country as it is on the candidates. The feeling is (And the
|
||
168 media supports this.) that we are all to imature to be able to make an
|
||
169 educated decision about the candidat's, and must instead rely upon some sort
|
||
170 of mistake being made.
|
||
171
|
||
172 Perhaps we are so self centered that we cannot stand to think that the
|
||
173 candidate we are voting for has some opinions that we do not agree with.
|
||
174
|
||
175 I read through a posting on another board that put Dukakis down because he
|
||
176 had supported gun control bills. Interestingly enough I recently heard that
|
||
177 Bush is the only of the two candidats to have actually voted for a
|
||
178 gun control bill. (This be the 1968 gun control act I believe.)
|
||
179
|
||
180 But because of Dukakis's supposed stance on gun control the poster s not
|
||
181 going to vote for him. Gee, I suppose being involved in selling arms to
|
||
182 terrorists and helping to cut back on social programs that help people get
|
||
183 out of poverty is alright under those circumstances.
|
||
184
|
||
185 An Astral Dreamer.
|
||
186 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
187
|
||
011=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 10/10/88 21:24 Msg:2481 Call:10005320 Lines:13
|
||
188 KKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Hurm......Two hoursssssssssssssssssssssssss
|
||
189
|
||
190 Anyone here ever heard of the DC comics character 'Rorschach'? I don't
|
||
191 read comics, but I found this guy to be interesting.
|
||
192
|
||
193 Also, anyone here wonder why I don't enter any 'Mindless Drivel' anymore?
|
||
194 Well, I'll tell you. I just can't beat the presidential candidates.
|
||
195 Compared to them, my 'Mindless Drivel' actually makes sense. Also also,
|
||
196 I think that there should be a voting option on the ballot that says:
|
||
197 "Anything but the choices given above!"
|
||
198
|
||
199 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Sanity is relativeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
|
||
200
|
||
012=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 10/11/88 02:11 Msg:2482 Call:10005326 Lines:80
|
||
201 {}
|
||
202
|
||
203 Grunt. Groan.
|
||
204
|
||
205 I pulled myself back into Beta-Space. My vacation over, I knew that
|
||
206 my life must continue on...with sorrow, I left P-Space (my PRIVATE and
|
||
207 isolated universe) to come back to the Inn. I had found 'mail' left for
|
||
208 me; I opened the Eye for a moment; the vision I recieved pleased me,
|
||
209 one of many people of different beliefs peacefully existing and
|
||
210 sharing private thoughts amoung themselves; the Eye closed, my eyes
|
||
211 re-opened to the 'world'; and I watched Kurfur debate with a keg
|
||
212 of ale in his own, private way. Kurfur was winning (or losing,
|
||
213 depending on your beliefs) against the keg; yet I knew that the ale
|
||
214 would triumph in the end. How strange it seemed, knowing a mighty
|
||
215 warrior from many a battle losing against a single, yet inanimate
|
||
216 enemy. Oh well. At least this enemy brought some cheer and
|
||
217 relief for his life. That, plus it didn't possess a bladed
|
||
218 weapon pointed at me. It was not that he was doing something
|
||
219 "wrong" in my eyes. It just seemed to be an irony, a passing
|
||
220 thought that read like a simple story. I myself have had the
|
||
221 delight in sampling alcohol, in many different forms; but I have
|
||
222 yet the courage to find enough to make me spin as I float. Maybe
|
||
223 that was why the Mighty Warrior drank; it was his courage coming
|
||
224 through, showing, nay, even yelling, that he was a warrior, and
|
||
225 not someone claiming to be one. I smiled - a rare thing for me,
|
||
226 unless in revelry - and gave Bhudda's Blessing to him (which
|
||
227 meant no hangover the next day) of mind, which would
|
||
228 last a meger 24 hours (only a Master Guru could bestow more
|
||
229 than 24 hours - and I mean a GRAND MASTER). A gift for the
|
||
230 warrior, after his long and tiresome travels. He did
|
||
231 not notice me for the moment, instead, he continued talking
|
||
232 to others over a time stream in his realm. I floated to him,
|
||
233 weary, tired, and hoping for a sample of the ale he had.
|
||
234 It smelled wonderful in its own, 'Earthy' way, the hops
|
||
235 climbing just slightly about the powerful smell of
|
||
236 alcohol. (Ah, well, I guess a short party wouldn't hurt...)
|
||
237 so I summoned a keg from the Cellar (yes, the Inn now possesses
|
||
238 a cellar!), punched the tap into the keg, and drew a
|
||
239 hearty draft into my own stein (in P-Space, where my home
|
||
240 is). I made a simple broadcast to the Crossroads, where
|
||
241 it would be picked up by Temporal Sensitives. Eye, a short
|
||
242 party (ack-I always had a low tolerence) Inn the in.
|
||
243
|
||
244 * * *
|
||
245
|
||
246 While my fiction is having some fun, I should say:
|
||
247
|
||
248 Thank you, everyone, for any kind comments.
|
||
249
|
||
250 Thank you, CISTOP MIKEY, for the kind praise of the
|
||
251 regulars on the board. I think that Backwater is a better
|
||
252 place to be simply becuase of its members, who make it
|
||
253 what it really is.
|
||
254
|
||
255 To Friar: what happened to you? Have you passed to the next
|
||
256 infinity? Or are you hiding out there, lurking over messages?
|
||
257 I have not heard from you in some time...
|
||
258
|
||
259 To Lord Beaker, ResG, drop by the Inn sometime; even though
|
||
260 it's still under construction, everything is fairly stable.
|
||
261
|
||
262 To Kurfur; my fictional part was written imprompu; I did
|
||
263 not mean to offend; it was just my mind wonder (wander?)ing again,
|
||
264 and I'm just tired & upset from my trip home. My True One
|
||
265 lives 106 miles from Beaverton, in Springfield. Every two weeks
|
||
266 I venture down to see her, for a meger 12 hours. Sunday was
|
||
267 a special day for me. I had the day off (I always work weekends,
|
||
268 so I had to do some juggling to get this), and spent a wonderful
|
||
269 36 hours with her. And, I'm offically engaged, as of Sunday night,
|
||
270 with a somewhat definite wedding time arranged two years from now.
|
||
271
|
||
272 (What's that? Two years? Actually, that's nothing to me...
|
||
273 my sweetheart & I have been together 6 years this month, right
|
||
274 out of high school...)
|
||
275
|
||
276 A cranky, upset, but still friendly Guru,
|
||
277
|
||
278 Hagbard Celine.
|
||
279
|
||
280 {}
|
||
013=Usr:61 Emu 10/11/88 12:12 Msg:2483 Call:10005335 Lines:3
|
||
281 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
|
||
282 Boo!
|
||
283 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
|
||
014=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 10/11/88 14:33 Msg:2484 Call:10005338 Lines:8
|
||
284 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
285 Congrat's Hagbard!
|
||
286
|
||
287 I hope to start a new story soon. Just trying to get over a bit of writers
|
||
288 block.
|
||
289
|
||
290 An Astral Dreamer.
|
||
291 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
015=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 10/11/88 15:37 Msg:2485 Call:10005342 Lines:11
|
||
292
|
||
293 KKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | No offense takennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
|
||
294
|
||
295 Congrats Hagbard!
|
||
296
|
||
297 "Another barrel," I asked the Barkeep. "Never mind the glass."
|
||
298
|
||
299 Writers block is a brick wall acrost the freeway of imagination.
|
||
300
|
||
301 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Goosnargh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
302
|
||
016=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 10/11/88 17:49 Msg:2486 Call:10005346 Lines:9
|
||
303 -=======-=------------=-------=========--------------===========-=-=========
|
||
304 Arg. Fatal freeway accident, the only victem apears to be...one Mr.
|
||
305 Beaker's imagination. It seems it colided with a brick wall while moveing
|
||
306 at a high rate, details at eleven.
|
||
307
|
||
308 LB\__/
|
||
309 oo
|
||
310 Avalable at all stores except Morrison.
|
||
311 ------{=-===-=--------=-======================---=-=--=-=====-=---------=-==
|
||
017=Usr:616 LEE FULLER 10/11/88 20:28 Msg:2487 Call:10005349 Lines:14
|
||
312 I'M CRAZY ABOUT COMPUTERS; IF I COULD ONLY TYPE!!!!!
|
||
313 MESSAGE TO LARRY H. ....P GUESS WHAT? THE MODEM IS WORKING JUST FINE, I JUS
|
||
314 ENTER
|
||
315 GUESS WHAT LARRY?? MODEM O.K.MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
|
||
316 I THINK I NEED SOME HELP WITH THIS
|
||
317 MESSAGE TO LARRY H.
|
||
318 WHY IS BEAVERTON POLITICS ARE BEAVERTON POLITICS SO ...
|
||
319 I DONT KNOW HOW TO SAY IT
|
||
320 WITHOUT GETTING CENCORED.......
|
||
321 BESIDES, MY TIME IS UP. HAVE FUN.
|
||
322 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
|
||
323 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY BYE
|
||
324 AT Z
|
||
325 ?
|
||
018=Usr:617 Linda Carpenter 10/11/88 21:50 Msg:2488 Call:10005351 Lines:1
|
||
326 COSMIC
|
||
019=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 10/11/88 21:59 Msg:2489 Call:10005352 Lines:11
|
||
327 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
328 I think I know what the problem is. I mentioned the words. You know, those
|
||
329 words that no writer ever want's to hear or think about? Whoops, I probably
|
||
330 compounded the problem by making you think about the words. So what ever
|
||
331 you do DO NOT THINK OF THOSE WORDS!
|
||
332
|
||
333 Thank you.
|
||
334
|
||
335 An Astral dreamer.
|
||
336 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
337
|
||
020=Usr:477 Denny Bennett 10/11/88 23:09 Msg:2490 Call:10005355 Lines:3
|
||
338
|
||
339@How do one change his password?
|
||
340
|
||
021=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 10/12/88 01:20 Msg:2491 Call:10005359 Lines:21
|
||
341 {}
|
||
342
|
||
343 BBBLLLAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUCKKKKK! I belch into infinity. JT seems
|
||
344 slightly annoyed, but continues to shine and prep the bar for
|
||
345 more expected arrivals. My mind begins to wonder and wander,
|
||
346 and much to Kurfur's dismay, my body shape changes with it as
|
||
347 well...into a floating light....then a unicorn...then a
|
||
348 scruffy looking teenager with obnoxiously colored clothing that
|
||
349 burned the image into the mind. I think I need to stop for awhile...
|
||
350
|
||
351 * * *
|
||
352
|
||
353 Thanks for the congrats, believe me, I needed that today. I
|
||
354 have figured out the exact date: Feburary 14th, 1991.
|
||
355
|
||
356 Say, what's the local opinion on Tyson & the distraught (and
|
||
357 battered?) wife?
|
||
358
|
||
359 Hagbard Celine, Resident Guru.
|
||
360
|
||
361 {}
|
||
022=Usr:507 todd rogers 10/12/88 10:02 Msg:2492 Call:10005366 Lines:1
|
||
362 ------- Is it just me or is the board filling sssllooowwwllly???
|
||
023=Usr:588 Wayne S. 10/12/88 10:08 Msg:2493 Call:10005367 Lines:7
|
||
363 =======================================================================
|
||
364
|
||
365 Kurfur--You say sanity is relative. I take it, though, that it is
|
||
366 not a very close one? :-)
|
||
367
|
||
368 ==========================Signer=====================================
|
||
024=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 10/12/88 20:37 Msg:2494 Call:10005379 Lines:27
|
||
370 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Thhhhhhhppppppppppptttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
371
|
||
372 Yes, I believe that it is my second psychology twice removed.
|
||
373
|
||
374 Nice date, Hagbard. The 132'nd birthday of Oregon. Now for some personal
|
||
375 and prying questions:
|
||
376
|
||
377 What is the name of your spouse to be?
|
||
378
|
||
379 How long have you known each other?
|
||
380
|
||
381 Who's nose do you think the children will get?
|
||
382
|
||
383 What is the capital of Uganda?
|
||
384
|
||
385 Inquiring Minds Want to Know!!!!!
|
||
386 (Thhhpppttttttttt!!)
|
||
387
|
||
388 By the way, could you please keep one form? The mead is doing enough
|
||
389 without more weirdness.
|
||
390
|
||
391 We need to keep the bricklayers off the freeways! What with all the brick
|
||
392 walls they build.
|
||
393
|
||
394 I guess I've annoyed enough people for now;
|
||
395
|
||
396 KKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Wagner was very unimaginative!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
025=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 10/12/88 23:07 Msg:2495 Call:10005383 Lines:17
|
||
397
|
||
398 {}
|
||
399
|
||
400 Two answers to two questions I shall give:
|
||
401
|
||
402 We have been dating for 6 years, straight out of high school, throug
|
||
403 and out of college, to the present. It was not always nice; it was also
|
||
404 not always bad, either.
|
||
405
|
||
406 Her first name I shall give (and no more than one): Novia.
|
||
407 Pronounce it "Nova". She hates that name. I call her by another
|
||
408 but it would take too much time to explain that one. Please, be
|
||
409 happy with just Novia. Besides, our names mean little to each other.
|
||
410 What means more we share between us. What else matters?
|
||
411
|
||
412 Hagbard Celine, lonely Guru.
|
||
413 {}
|
||
026=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 10/13/88 15:42 Msg:2496 Call:10005397 Lines:7
|
||
414 ----=-========-=------===-=========-==========-===========-=----------------
|
||
415 cal tesrey un nervie su hakusey* tey un neradda ferbinium to rettam no
|
||
416 rettamie* wa ko ferbin cal tuney*
|
||
417
|
||
418 Malkey Beaker \__/
|
||
419 oo
|
||
420 =--------=-================-=--------======-=--=-=----------=-=-=====--=-===
|
||
027=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 10/13/88 19:58 Msg:2497 Call:10005401 Lines:10
|
||
421 &*&*&*&*'
|
||
422
|
||
423 Well now, Seems things have been a might bit slow around here. Gee, I sound
|
||
424 kindof dumb. Hmm, Ah yes, It seems I had slipped into my Ronald Reagen
|
||
425 impersonation. (Just look at the camera and say "Well, I think..." or "Well,
|
||
426 Thats a very good question..." And then go on to some other topic.
|
||
427
|
||
428 An Astral Dreamer.
|
||
429 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
430
|
||
028=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 10/13/88 22:09 Msg:2498 Call:10005406 Lines:7
|
||
431 KKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | ghuy'cha to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
432
|
||
433 Or better yet:
|
||
434
|
||
435 Well..... ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
|
||
436
|
||
437 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Nothing better to sayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
|
||
029=Usr:21 Fable Master 10/14/88 09:21 Msg:2499 Call:10005413 Lines:1
|
||
438 Hey! How come the system won't talk to 300 baud modems?
|
||
030=Usr:465 Gregg Harris 10/14/88 20:06 Msg:2500 Call:10005427 Lines:12
|
||
439 @@@####@#@#####@@@@@@#@#####@@@@######@@@@@######@@@@@###@@#@####@
|
||
440
|
||
441 "Hey! Where'd the Inn go? I just got through the floor and everything
|
||
442 went paisley. Boy what a trip. Where am I?"
|
||
443 Wait, isn't this the land of OZ? No, I'd be in a broken house.
|
||
444 What's that? Looks like an arch. Well only one way to go"
|
||
445
|
||
446 The Wanderer smells a faint familiar musty scent. Then turns and
|
||
447 sees a Large mole walk through the door.
|
||
448
|
||
449 "Aren't you the one that came from beneath me a while ago."
|
||
450
|
||
031=Usr:465 Gregg Harris 10/14/88 20:13 Msg:2501 Call:10005428 Lines:17
|
||
451 " Yes. But you moved. Where are we?" asked The MOLE.
|
||
452
|
||
453 "Something called Beta-space." answered the Wanderer.
|
||
454
|
||
455 "Ah. THAT anSWers a lot. Now really WHERE are we."
|
||
456
|
||
457 "As I said before Beta-space."
|
||
458
|
||
459 "Oh. Like the place programs go before release?" mused the mole.
|
||
460
|
||
461 "Funny. Do you have any more puns?"
|
||
462
|
||
463 "Lots"
|
||
464
|
||
465 "So what is there to do here" asked Mole as he pulled out a can of
|
||
466 worms to munch on.
|
||
467 @@@@###@@#@#@@@@####@@@@@######@@#@#@#@####@@#@#@@@@##@######@@#
|
||
032=Usr:196 Cheryl Singer 10/14/88 20:56 Msg:2502 Call:10005429 Lines:4
|
||
468 Hello, it's me, Cassandra, again...hopefully out of retirement this time!
|
||
469 How's it going, Leonard? Has anyone heard from or about Justin lately?
|
||
470 tting kinda concerned... R*A*Y and I would like to hear from or
|
||
471 about him. TTFN ***Cassandra***
|
||
033=Usr:620 DONALD EARL 10/14/88 21:58 Msg:2503 Call:10005430 Lines:17
|
||
472@
|
||
473@ **** il i* *WsHr!* *******
|
||
474@
|
||
475@
|
||
476@ *************
|
||
477@ *Triple Five*
|
||
478@
|
||
479@
|
||
480@
|
||
481@
|
||
482@D
|
||
483
|
||
484 *************
|
||
485 *Triple Five*
|
||
486 * Was Here! *
|
||
487 *************
|
||
488
|
||
034=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 10/15/88 04:06 Msg:2504 Call:10005433 Lines:21
|
||
489
|
||
490 {}
|
||
491
|
||
492 A "wormhole" was forming in Beta Space. This worried me, even
|
||
493 though my mind had the consistency of tapioca. So, like any other
|
||
494 drunk Guru, I "oozed" towards the door to look through the archway and
|
||
495 into the entry wormhole.
|
||
496
|
||
497 "Ooze" is a correct description. It's so much easier to be a liquid
|
||
498 than it is to be a solid - ...oh, sorry. You want to know that I saw...
|
||
499
|
||
500 I saw a large Mole, conversing with Wonderer. (Ok. This is to
|
||
501 be expected)... and so I wandered back in, after floating a few steins
|
||
502 their direction - a kind of going-away gift for Wonderer, who was off
|
||
503 to another adventure. Sooner or later, though, he would return, and
|
||
504 be with his friends to recount the tales of his travels.
|
||
505
|
||
506 HaGbArD CELLLinnne.,. slightly drunk. (JT, know more for me. I B
|
||
507 fine now...)
|
||
508
|
||
509 {}
|
||
035=Usr:561 JIM JEFFERSON 10/15/88 13:34 Msg:2505 Call:10005437 Lines:4
|
||
510 EAT ME & BE FREE, EAT ME AND I'll EAT YOU!!!!! G E E EE E K
|
||
511
|
||
512
|
||
513
|
||
|
||
036=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 10/15/88 22:25 Msg:2506 Call:10005445 Lines:11
|
||
514 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
515 Well, I'll start the adventure soon. I seem to have a touch of the flue right
|
||
516 now, so I'm not sure how soon it will be.
|
||
517
|
||
518 I wonder why there is much corruption in the world. You would think that
|
||
519 peaple could grow beyond it. Oh well, I guess in time it will happen.
|
||
520
|
||
521 An Astral Dreamer.
|
||
522 Plegm caugh!
|
||
523 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
524
|
||
037=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 10/16/88 19:51 Msg:2507 Call:10005461 Lines:11
|
||
525 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
526 Hmm, everybody must be on vacation. I havn't seen anything entered all day. Oh
|
||
527 well, I guess things will pick up tommorow.
|
||
528
|
||
529 Fill the Disk!
|
||
530
|
||
531 Word Wrap?
|
||
532
|
||
533 An Astral Dreamer
|
||
534 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
535
|
||
038=Usr:622 GARY ERICKSON 10/16/88 22:17 Msg:2508 Call:10005465 Lines:4
|
||
536 TO SYSOP:
|
||
537 SORRY ABOUT LOGGING ON SO MANY TIMES. THIS IS THE FIRST BBS I HAVE BEEN
|
||
538 ABLE TO LOG ONTO WITH MY NEW MODEM. I AM JUST SO FACINATED WITH THE PROCESS.
|
||
539 BUT I PROMISE THIS IS MY LAST CALL.
|
||
039=Usr:562 Blank Doe 10/16/88 22:56 Msg:2509 Call:10005466 Lines:7
|
||
540 WORLD WATCH THREE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
|
||
541 New user, I hope I'm not to late, Please join us as often as you like! All are
|
||
542 wealcome here (well MOST). If this is your first number, where did you get it?
|
||
543
|
||
544 Being nice to sombody for a change, I'm Blank Doe
|
||
545
|
||
546 nw0>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wwiii
|
||
040=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 10/17/88 20:01 Msg:2510 Call:10005480 Lines:6
|
||
547 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
548 Yes, Call as often as you like. We like to hear from new people.
|
||
549
|
||
550 An Astral Dreamer.
|
||
551 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
552
|
||
041=Usr:53 prince dragon 10/17/88 23:07 Msg:2511 Call:10005484 Lines:4
|
||
553 _________----------=====--------__________
|
||
554 |||||||||\\\*****///|||||||
|
||
555 :P:
|
||
556 OOPS
|
||
042=Usr:219 Friar Mossback 10/18/88 12:24 Msg:2512 Call:10005493 Lines:4
|
||
557 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
|
||
558 I'm back, but only for a quick peek. I know, no one cars.
|
||
559 How is the adventure going?
|
||
560 [][][][][][][][][][][][] Friar [][][][][][][][][]
|
||
043=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 10/18/88 16:14 Msg:2513 Call:10005496 Lines:9
|
||
561 --------=======-==--------=-=============-====---------=-======-------======
|
||
562 Slow...slow...sssssllllllllllooooooooooow. Not that I'm helping speed it up
|
||
563 any. Theres just nothing happeniing. Maybe after the election? I wounder,
|
||
564 is it that nobodys calling, or just not entering anything (thats what I've b
|
||
565 een doing.
|
||
566
|
||
567 lorD beakeR \__/
|
||
568 oo
|
||
569 =-=-==--{======-=====-----------------==-=-===========-=-----------=-=-=----
|
||
044=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 10/19/88 00:29 Msg:2514 Call:10005513 Lines:15
|
||
570 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
571 Welcome back Friar. Hope you enter some more here. Hagbard has been wondering
|
||
572 about you. (He seems to be gone right now. I'm sure he'll be back soon.)
|
||
573
|
||
574
|
||
575 beaker, I to have been calling without entering things. I suppose if we could
|
||
576 get the ball rolling somehow everything would just fill up.
|
||
577
|
||
578 What we need is a topic. How about the Inn? There have been a lot of changes.
|
||
579 What do your persona's think of them? What do your rooms look like? How do
|
||
580 you visualize the Inn as a whole.
|
||
581
|
||
582 An Astral Dreamer.
|
||
583 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
584
|
||
045=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 10/19/88 13:59 Msg:2515 Call:10005523 Lines:2
|
||
585 Hello! where is everybody? Maybe I'm alone in the world...
|
||
586
|
||
046=Usr:322 Stray Cat 10/19/88 18:43 Msg:2516 Call:10005527 Lines:7
|
||
587
|
||
588 @#)(^&%$)(@#%$^_($#@_)*^%+@_)$^__)(#$&+_&!#$
|
||
589
|
||
590 You just might be . . . you might should be glad!
|
||
591
|
||
592 _)*^@$#&)(@*$%)&^_)@(#$*^T!@#&)*&@)*&$%T_)(@#*^_*)_@#(*T
|
||
593
|
||
047=Usr:562 Blank Doe 10/19/88 22:27 Msg:2517 Call:10005529 Lines:21
|
||
594 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
|
||
595 I like to look through my black
|
||
596 telescope....
|
||
597 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
|
||
598 This Is World Watch Three>>>>>>>>>>
|
||
599
|
||
600 I am a registered voter in the state of Oregon. I am registered as
|
||
601 'indipendent' (they didn't have an 'anarchist' box...). This year I shall vote
|
||
602 Democrat.
|
||
603 Why? Do I agree with their beliefs? Do I go along with their forign policies?
|
||
604 Is it because my father has told me to? ;-)
|
||
605 No. I am voting Democrat because they DON'T FLOOD MY MAIL-BOX WITH THEIR
|
||
606 PROPAGANDA! 'Cors, I alwas did want a picture of Bush. New dart board...
|
||
607
|
||
608 Just letting it out, I'm blank doe
|
||
609 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
|
||
610 Network Zer and World Watch Three.
|
||
611 Phoenix, gone but not forgotten....
|
||
612 ^b
|
||
613
|
||
614
|
||
048=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 10/19/88 23:06 Msg:2518 Call:10005530 Lines:4
|
||
615 ************************************************************
|
||
616 Glad to be alone in the world? But why? What fun is it to
|
||
617 be alone with no one to share your experiences with?
|
||
618 ****************************************************************
|
||
049=Usr:507 todd rogers 10/20/88 12:36 Msg:2519 Call:10005544 Lines:1
|
||
619 ------- All right! Who turned the time machine to slow?
|
||
050=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 10/20/88 20:19 Msg:2520 Call:10005546 Lines:17
|
||
620 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
621 Ah, the joys of politics. It is amazing just how apathetic peaple can be.
|
||
622
|
||
623 I'll bet that if bush wins he'll die and will be stuck with quell. what a
|
||
624 loon.
|
||
625
|
||
626 I that we should start considering a broadrange of fictional charecters for
|
||
627 the job of president. How about Obi-Wan? Team him with Luke and you have a
|
||
628 great team. Princess Lea and Yoda would also make outstanding candidates.
|
||
629
|
||
630 You know dukakis kindof looks like yoda. bush reminds me of Darth.
|
||
631
|
||
632 An Astral Dreamer.
|
||
633
|
||
634
|
||
635 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
636
|
||
051=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 10/20/88 20:37 Msg:2521 Call:10005547 Lines:2
|
||
637 Voucher For Termination
|
||
638
|
||
052=Usr:322 Stray Cat 10/21/88 05:39 Msg:2522 Call:10005554 Lines:7
|
||
639 @)#&$^@_#)^!@#_)(&@#$^()@#_$)^
|
||
640
|
||
641 Alone as in one in a million . . . not just exactly like 17,000 other
|
||
642 people (even if they claim they're for Dukakis). They insist on being
|
||
643 "formula" people . . . and so @)&%$ smug.
|
||
644
|
||
645 _)@(#$&_)@$#%!(@#(*+_@#$%
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
053=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 10/21/88 22:11 Msg:2523 Call:10005574 Lines:7
|
||
646 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Wake Up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
647
|
||
648 Hey, people (and other things), start posting. I'm getting bored, and
|
||
649 when I get bored, I get surly, and a surly Berserker is not a pretty
|
||
650 sight.
|
||
651
|
||
652 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Another Keg Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
|
||
054=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 10/21/88 22:52 Msg:2524 Call:10005575 Lines:11
|
||
653 *********************************************************************
|
||
654 Ah, life without self-awareness. That can be as bad as life without
|
||
655 enjoying the company of friends. To live without awareness of yourself
|
||
656 your position and capabilities means that you are not living, only
|
||
657 existing. Marking time until death comes to embrace you. Of what value
|
||
658 is that? We have been blessed (cursed?) with the knowledge of self-
|
||
659 awareness we should live up to it. A mind is a terible thing to waste.
|
||
660 A person who does not express their own thoughts and feelings, bowing
|
||
661 to those of the group as being the only ones valid does not exist as an
|
||
662 individual. Self expression is what defines the individual.
|
||
663 *************************** CM ***************************************
|
||
055=Usr:322 Stray Cat 10/22/88 11:31 Msg:2525 Call:10005584 Lines:5
|
||
664
|
||
665 Can't wait to see what Oregon could do with sexual prference or AIDS legis-
|
||
666 lation after the smoking bill passes. Maybe we could sterilize all the
|
||
667 mentally retarded and euthanize anyone over the age of 54.
|
||
668
|
||
056=Usr:322 Stray Cat 10/22/88 12:59 Msg:2526 Call:10005587 Lines:1
|
||
669
|
||
057=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 10/22/88 18:52 Msg:2527 Call:10005591 Lines:7
|
||
670 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
671 Hmm, depresing stuff again. How about a border everyone? Some of you enter stuf
|
||
672 without any border. Please identify yourself in some way.
|
||
673
|
||
674 An Astral Dreamer.
|
||
675 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
676
|
||
058=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 10/22/88 22:50 Msg:2528 Call:10005594 Lines:13
|
||
677 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
678 It's been several hours and still nobody has entered anythi. Maybe I'm just
|
||
679 paranoid about this. Hmmm maybe I'm losing my grip on reality.
|
||
680
|
||
681 In fact I'll bet that even though it seems to me that nobody is entering
|
||
682 anything, in fact whole disks are being filled. I must be blocking it out.
|
||
683
|
||
684 Yeah, thats the ticket. Either that or everybody has gone through the
|
||
685 backdoor...
|
||
686
|
||
687 An Astral Dreamer
|
||
688 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
689
|
||
059=Usr:322 Stray Cat 10/23/88 08:50 Msg:2529 Call:10005598 Lines:5
|
||
690
|
||
691 I think the main entrees are in private conversations elsewhere. I always
|
||
692 wondered why there were so many dots and so few public messages on some
|
||
693 boards.
|
||
694
|
||
060=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 10/23/88 10:53 Msg:2530 Call:10005599 Lines:6
|
||
695 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Dots?????????????????????????????????
|
||
696
|
||
697 Maybe you're not losing your grip on reaality is losing its grip
|
||
698 on you.
|
||
699
|
||
700 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Invisible Line Noise Everywhereeeeeeeeeeeeee
|
||
061=Usr:78 Mark Derby 10/23/88 11:50 Msg:2531 Call:10005601 Lines:4
|
||
701
|
||
702 Watch out with that stuff about fictional characters for Prez...we'll probably
|
||
703 get Pee-Wee Herman...or Rambo...
|
||
704
|
||
062=Usr:121 Hamfred Gammidge 10/23/88 21:30 Msg:2532 Call:10005611 Lines:9
|
||
705 Hamfred's back:
|
||
706
|
||
707 Can we actually get anything worse than the candidates we have allready?
|
||
708 Bilbo Baggins for President!
|
||
709
|
||
710 Melkor for President!
|
||
711
|
||
712 Thor in '88!
|
||
063=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 10/23/88 23:15 Msg:2533 Call:10005615 Lines:7
|
||
714 *************************************************************************
|
||
715 What's wrong with Youth in Asia over the age of sixty four?
|
||
716 That sounds like a great idea to me! Why just think of the fun time
|
||
717 they'll have, and when they get back they'll be able to be a
|
||
718 productive part of society all over again! Gee, if you're lucky
|
||
719 you could live forever.
|
||
720 *************************** CM ******************************************
|
||
064=Usr:322 Stray Cat 10/24/88 05:52 Msg:2534 Call:10005624 Lines:5
|
||
721
|
||
722 I wonder if you refuse to pay the smoking police the $250 fine if they'd
|
||
723 slap you in jail. Just think, a smoker could bump a rapist or mass mur-
|
||
724 derer right out of jail!
|
||
725
|
||
065=Usr:71 David Shult 10/24/88 17:43 Msg:2535 Call:10005630 Lines:43
|
||
726 696969696969
|
||
727
|
||
728 Bagging A Quayle-10/21/88-
|
||
729
|
||
730 Vice President George Bush has wrapped himself in the
|
||
731 flag during his campaign for the presidency -- and in the Pledge of Allegiance.
|
||
732 According to Harper's magazine index, Bush recited the
|
||
733 Pledge of Allegiance about 25 times in the month following his nomination.
|
||
734 But the number of times he recited it while a student at
|
||
735 Greenwich Country Day School was zero.
|
||
736 Harper's also notes that Dan Quayle has a 25 percent
|
||
737 chance of being elected president in the next eight years if
|
||
738 Bush becomes president.
|
||
739 In addition, there was a 39 percent increase in video
|
||
740 rentals of the movie Hoosiers following Quayle's acceptance speech.
|
||
741 And the average number of golf rounds Quayle played each
|
||
742 week last year was three.
|
||
743 For those of you who don't golf, that totals up to about
|
||
744 20 hours of playing time each week. Good work if you can get it.--M.D.
|
||
745 PHONER > Contact Lisa Gressinger for more, NYC (212) 614-6500
|
||
746
|
||
747 Dukakis Outdressed Bush-10/21/88-
|
||
748
|
||
749 If clothes make the man, then Michael Dukakis would
|
||
750 become the next president of the United States.
|
||
751 So says Canadian clothier Saul Korman.
|
||
752 He claims Dukakis simply dresses more presidential than George Bush.
|
||
753 According to Korman, Bush's Brooks Brothers suits hang
|
||
754 on his lanky 6-foot-2 frame like a gunnysack.
|
||
755 He also says Bush is making a mistake by wearing white
|
||
756 short-sleeve shirts on the campaign trail.
|
||
757 In fact, he says Bush probably prefers a very
|
||
758 sophisticated French cuff shirt, but his advisers won't let him wear one.
|
||
759 Still, Korman says Bush's presidential dress is improving.
|
||
760 As for Dukakis, Korman claims that his suits sport more
|
||
761 of a European cut, and the Massachusetts governor wears a
|
||
762 nice assortment of ties.
|
||
763 He says the only drawback is Dukakis' sloping shoulderline.
|
||
764 But his advisers have been padding them up as of late.--M.D.
|
||
765 PHONER > Saul Korman, Toronto, Ontario (416) 463-2511/1115
|
||
766
|
||
767 696969696969696969
|
||
768
|
||
066=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 10/24/88 22:08 Msg:2536 Call:10005635 Lines:21
|
||
769 I wonder if it is his sloping shoulderline or his sloping forehead lin
|
||
770 that is the problem....
|
||
771
|
||
772 *************************************************************************
|
||
773 Why yes, them nasty dirty scumbag smokers should be thrown in jail and the
|
||
774 key be thrown away! We gotta protect ourselves from them! And we gotta
|
||
775 protect them from themselves!
|
||
776 Why the problem is much much worse than a simple case of rape or murder.
|
||
777 After all, those are just poor misguided individuals that only need a littl
|
||
778 loving to set them on the good road. But a Smoker...Oh lordy me! There's
|
||
779 nothing that can straighten one of them out! Once a smoker always a smoker!
|
||
780 The only good smoker is a dead smoker! (Given enough time that's a problem
|
||
781 that'll solve itself).
|
||
782 Fining them isn't good enough, they should be horse whipped, and thrown in
|
||
783 the stocks for life! That's the only way that you can cure them and turn
|
||
784 'em back into a productive sane and healthy non-smoking individual.
|
||
785 ******************************* CM **************************************
|
||
786 P.S. I wonder where you go to sign up for the smoking police!
|
||
787 Hey that sounds like a great job! You get to be a red-neck and
|
||
788 smoke too! Ah heavenly bliss!
|
||
789 *************************************************************************
|
||
067=Usr:3 Ramek 10/24/88 22:55 Msg:2537 Call:10005637 Lines:24
|
||
790 <o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o>
|
||
791 Since it is near time for Holloween I thought a |ittle story
|
||
792 in keeping with the season would be appropriate.
|
||
793
|
||
794 After a very hectic Holloween, Count Dracula decided that he needed
|
||
795 a vacation. After thinking about it, he decided to take it in Italy.
|
||
796 He rented a nice0bemode castle and settled in for a comfortable
|
||
797 and relaxing vacation.
|
||
798 Every night he would pop out and capture a lovely Italian maiden,
|
||
799 suck the blood from her body, and throw her off the ramparts into
|
||
800 the moat.
|
||
801 This wend0on for a while until he noticed that there was
|
||
802 no splash after he threw the body. So, the next night he watched
|
||
803 carefully as the body fell towards the dark water. Instead of
|
||
804 hitting the water though, it landed on an alligator which `roceuded
|
||
805 to chow down.
|
||
806 In fasination, the Count watched the alligator swollow the body
|
||
807 in only a few bytes. After a healthy belch the alligator, to Dracula's
|
||
808 surprise, broke into song.
|
||
809
|
||
810 "Drained Wops keep fa|linw on my head..."
|
||
811
|
||
812 <o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o> Ramek <o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o><o>
|
||
068=Usr:599 rich sichel 10/25/88 09:33 Msg:2538 Call:10005644 Lines:10
|
||
814 RSrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrsr232
|
||
815 Statisdics cited in the November issue of Corrections show that
|
||
816 98.5% of inmates in Massachassetts penitentiary are smokers ....
|
||
817 but the guguv'nor of that commonwealth wouldn't like to see 'em
|
||
818 burn, so he furlough them loose. The 'Duk' would rathur set them
|
||
819 free to rape and plunder non-smokers. Guess why they name one of the
|
||
820 biggest-selling cigarette after a town im Massachussetts which is
|
||
821 incidentally also the WITCH capital of the US. DUK wouldn't be
|
||
822 called a WARLOCK for nthi~g. Rich
|
||
823 rsRSRSRSRSRRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSR232
|
||
069=Usr:71 David Shult 10/25/88 15:00 Msg:2539 Call:10005648 Lines:72
|
||
824 696969696969
|
||
825
|
||
826 Unanimity of the Graveyard
|
||
827
|
||
828 Commentary by Owl
|
||
829
|
||
830 Unless you are living in a coma, you must certainly know that one of the
|
||
831 central "issues" of this presidential campaign is the Pledge of Allegiance.
|
||
832 The argument is whedher or not teachers should be required by law to lead
|
||
833 their classes in the Pledge.
|
||
834
|
||
835 George Bush has repeatedly said that, if he had been governor of
|
||
836 Massachusetts in 1977, he would have signed the bill forcing teachers in the
|
||
83'0Com}onwealth to lead their classes in the Pledge of Allegiance. Michael
|
||
838 Dukakis vetoed that bill on the advice of the Supreme Judicial Court of
|
||
839 Massachusetts and his own attorney general. That advice was based on the
|
||
840 landmark decision of the U.S. Supreme Court in West Virginia State Board of
|
||
841 Education vs. Barnette in 1943.
|
||
842
|
||
843 This case involved a group of Jehovah's Witnesses, whose faith bars them from
|
||
844 reciting the Pledge. In the late 1930's and early 1940's, hundreds0of
|
||
(45 Jehovah's Witnesses were expelled from elementary schools for refusing to
|
||
846 recite the Pledge. In 1943 the Jehovahs finally took their case to court.
|
||
847 Excerpts from the Supreme Court's majority opinion written by Justice Robert
|
||
848 H. Jac{con (New York Times, August 27, 1988):
|
||
849
|
||
850 Struggles to coerce uniformity of sentiment in support of some end
|
||
851 thought essential to their time and country have been waged by many
|
||
852 good as well as by evil men. Ultimate futility ov such attempts to
|
||
853 compel coherence is the lesson of every such effort from the Roman
|
||
854 drive to stamp out Christianity as a disturber of its pagan unity,
|
||
855 the Inquisition, as a means to religious and dynastic unity, the
|
||
85&0 0 Siberian exiles as a means to Russian unity, down to the fast
|
||
857 failing efforts of our present totalitarian enemies. Those who
|
||
858 begin coercive elimination of dissent soon find themselves
|
||
859 exterminating dissenters. Compulsby unification of opinion
|
||
860 achieves the unanimity of the graveyard.
|
||
861
|
||
862 It seems trite but necessary to say that the First Amendment to our
|
||
863 Constitution was designed to avoid these ends by avoiding these
|
||
864 beginnings. There is no mysticism in the American concept of the
|
||
865 state or of the nature or origin of its authority. We set up
|
||
866 government by consent of the governed, and the Bill of Rights
|
||
867 denies those in power any legal opportunity to0coerce that consent.
|
||
868
|
||
869 The case is made difficult not because the principles of its
|
||
870 decision are obscure, but because the flag involved is our own.
|
||
871 Nevertheless, we apply the limitations of the Constitution with no
|
||
872 0 0fear that freedom to be intellectually and spiritually diverse or
|
||
873 even contrary, will disintegrate the social organization. To
|
||
874 believe that patriotism will not flourish if patriotic ceremonies
|
||
875 are voluntary and spontanees ynstead of a compulsory routine is to
|
||
876 make an unflattering estimate of the appeal of our institutions to
|
||
877 free minds.
|
||
878
|
||
879 We can have intellectual individualism and the rich cultural
|
||
880 diversities that we owe to uhcepdional minds only at the price of
|
||
881 occasional eccentricity and abnormal attitudes. When they are so
|
||
882 harmless to others or to the state as those we deal with here, the
|
||
883 price is not too great. But freedom to differ is not lymidud to
|
||
884 things that do not matter much. That would be a mere shadow of
|
||
885 freedom. The test of its substance is the right to differ as to
|
||
886 things that touch the heart of the existing order.
|
||
887
|
||
888 If there is any fihud star in our constitutional constellation, it
|
||
889 is that no official, high or petty, can prescribe what shall be
|
||
890 orthodox in politics, nationalism, religion, or other matters of
|
||
891 opinion or force citizens to confess by word or qct their faith
|
||
892 therein.
|
||
893
|
||
894 696969696969696969
|
||
895
|
||
070=Usr:598 ethan anubis 10/25/88 15:51 Msg:2540 Call:10005649 Lines:10
|
||
896 ====================================================
|
||
897 To hell with those0gitnesses - they wouldn't even testify for
|
||
898 the simplest jaywalking cases. So what will happen if the congress
|
||
899 on its magnificent sense of equality makes jaywalking or going
|
||
900 in excess of 55MPH a capital offense? No star fixed or not in yoer
|
||
)01 so-called "constitutional constillation" can fix that. Who do you
|
||
902 think you are anyway - - - uanbashedly imitating Georg Bush -
|
||
903 thousands point of lights ? Constitutional constipation - Bah?
|
||
904 0Anur S,
|
||
905 =======================================================
|
||
071=Usr:78 Mark Derby 10/25/88 22:49 Msg:2541 Call:10005655 Lines:8
|
||
906 L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_
|
||
907 0 snailhead
|
||
908 Rich, my folksy friend, surely you realize that while Willie Horton was
|
||
909 released from prison while Dukakis was governor, it is also true that the
|
||
910 oft-cited Massachusetts prison furlough program was created by the previous
|
||
911 wovernor, a Republican.
|
||
912 L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_L_
|
||
913
|
||
072=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 10/26/88 01:20 Msg:2542 Call:10005660 Lines:62
|
||
914 {}
|
||
915
|
||
916 This will be one of few messages, due to lack ov cbuative writing,
|
||
917 name bashing, politics, prisons, ex-cops in prisons getting high from
|
||
918 nicotine while hiding it from their supervisors, stupid speeches that
|
||
919 you must give in high school or be forced into some obscene punishment,
|
||
920 reliwious furvor without cause, and just plain sillyness. It seems to
|
||
921 me that the regulars have let the outside in, but not much of the inside
|
||
922 out. That is to say, there is much debate, but little creative writing.
|
||
923 If you wish to debate, please d so, but DEBATE your points, rather than
|
||
924 stuffing them down my throat. Besides, apathy is GOOD for you, when taken
|
||
925 in small doses. It calms the mind, pleases the spirit, and relieves the
|
||
926 body, as well as doing the same for friends around you. Much of American
|
||
927 life is literaly burnt from young American bodies, trying to struggle to
|
||
928 be themselves, while being crushed into conformnity. All that is
|
||
929 left in later years is an empty, unfeeling, unintelligent husk that was
|
||
93 0oncu a happy, loving person. With small (read:infrequent) doses of
|
||
931 apathy, the stress from American living goes away for a short while.
|
||
932 The mind is relieved from the burden of multiple responisbilities, as
|
||
933 well as from trying to deal with q rapidly changing environment that does
|
||
934 not slow down as you become older. The body feels good in apathy, simply
|
||
935 because it wishes to rest and not exert itself (which it would normally do
|
||
936 in filing paperwork, riviting a building at 40 heiwhts< or flipping burgers
|
||
937 for money on the side) into exhaustion. The "spirit" (or subconscience,
|
||
938 the term I prefer) "feels" the absense of tension and worry, and invites
|
||
939 the adventureous attitude that comes from being apathetic in an
|
||
940 unvironment that frowns upon it.
|
||
941
|
||
942 To make that paragraph short for you, LIGHTEN UP! If you would simply
|
||
943 take your head out of the hole and look around, I think you would fin
|
||
944 real problems all around you. People tend to ignore these< hoping that
|
||
945 they will vanish with time. Couple this with the past events from
|
||
946 World War II to the present, and I think you might understand what
|
||
947 I'm trying to say: that it REALLY is out of your hands, that is, there's
|
||
948 nothing you ca~ do0for American society except keep to trying to improve
|
||
949 it. Wheather or not someone is elected, it does not matter. Politicians
|
||
950 and Beauracrats have locked most of society out from the ruling position.
|
||
951
|
||
952 And remember, the populqb vde does not count for squat. The
|
||
953 electorial college ultimately decides who shall be in the white house.
|
||
954 Sounds strange to me, as we live in a so-called "democracy", or rule
|
||
955 by the PEOPLE for the PEOPLE, and not for OFFICALS.
|
||
956
|
||
957 Cure Reagan beat Mondale with 49 states, but did you know that he
|
||
958 only beat Mondale by a few million votes, and not the total landslide
|
||
959 that the press had announced? That landslide was the electorial college
|
||
960 pushing Reagan back into the0White House, not the popular vote of
|
||
961 the masses in America. Because my vote does not mean anything, then
|
||
962 I choose not to vote at all. It is a waste of my time and efforts.
|
||
963
|
||
964 MORE STORIES! LB, please whip up a story for the lurk..>er,0regulars
|
||
965 of the board. I remember some earlier works which you have yet to
|
||
966 finish...
|
||
967
|
||
968 Fillith the next disk withe goode thought and humour, that me
|
||
969 may see more happeness within our miserable lifes as writers.
|
||
970
|
||
971 0Hagbard Celine, anarchist Guru (chew on that one!)
|
||
972
|
||
973 >:(
|
||
974
|
||
975 {}
|
||
073=Usr:599 rich sichel 10/26/88 08:50 Msg:2543 Call:10005661 Lines:11
|
||
976 232rsRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRRSRSRSRS
|
||
977 Snailhead: Lesd yoe forget that Duk and his cohorts released
|
||
978 a no-parole `life-termer` What then does a life term
|
||
979 means to DUK and you? Furlough program created by a
|
||
980 republican governor was good, per se, until ruined by
|
||
981 libural=interpretive Dukakis. IF he happened to be the
|
||
982 next president, the prosperity we gained in the last
|
||
983 8 years would just go for naught and runined by a left-
|
||
984 wing liberal democrap. Foreign affairs ruined by
|
||
985 his Secretary of State Jesse Jackson.
|
||
986 rsRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRSRich
|
||
074=Usr:633 kane holland 10/26/88 23:20 Msg:2544 Call:10005679 Lines:10
|
||
987
|
||
988 ---------------kh-----------------------
|
||
989 unfortunaly, neither0dhe0duke or the bush platform
|
||
990 is original or of any use to the government.
|
||
991 the libertarians, however, have their platform
|
||
992 that is the answer to americas' problems. The problem
|
||
993 is that in our system the demo-reps have a monopoly
|
||
994 upon our government.
|
||
995
|
||
996 kane
|
||
075=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 10/27/88 09:33 Msg:2545 Call:10005688 Lines:3
|
||
997 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
998 Hmm looks like the botom to me. I'll enter more stuff when we reach the top
|
||
999 An Astral Dreamer &*&*&*&*'s
|