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001=Usr:0 Null User 06/30/87 20:34 Msg:0 Call:0 Lines:19
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1$If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
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2$************************* INSTALLED: 29 JUL 88 ***************************
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3$Welcome to BWMS II (BackWater Message System II) Mike Day System operator
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4$**************************************************************************
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5$GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS II IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6$ PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7$BWMS II was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS II is a privately
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8$owned and operated system which is currently open for use by the general
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9$public. No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the
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10$system is privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all
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11$messages which I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the
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12$system, it will be periodically purged of messages (only 999 lines of data
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13$can be saved). To leave a message, type 'ENTER'. Use ctrl/C to get out
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14$the ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering
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15$the message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to
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16$replace the line. To exit from the system, type 'BYE' then hang up.
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17$Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18$**************************************************************************
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19$
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002=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 07/29/88 22:44 Msg:1980 Call:10003024 Lines:3
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20 A fat hen lays few eggs -- Old German Proverb
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21 ******************************************************************
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22
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003=Usr:4 Milchar 07/29/88 23:21 Msg:1981 Call:10003025 Lines:3
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23 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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24 Does anyone remember "EN LA CIMA?"
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25 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milch +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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004=Usr:532 James Of Cassand 07/30/88 01:16 Msg:1982 Call:10003027 Lines:52
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26 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$$$+++++)))))
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27
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28 As I was being dragged towards the kitchen by the barkeep a man called
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29 out and I was released.
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30
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31 "Thank you very much, It would not have been in your best interest
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32 to subject a member of the Inter Dimensional Police to the sorts
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33 of indignaties you were contemplating." I said to him. I chased down
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34 one of the patrons and got a clearer picture of what going on.
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35 "So, you say a man in black robes stole a Pie?" I asked him.
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36 He noded vigoresly. "Well, we can have none of that. I shall have
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37 to do somthing about this. "You haven't seen a little gray tube
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38 have you?" I said to him, but he seemed to be gone.
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39
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40 I was unfortunetly without a means of transport, but I couldn't
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41 let this Pie steeler go unpunished.
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42
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43 "Hey, you. Stupid!" I heard a voice say. "Yeah, you. The one in
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44 the bathrobe." I turned around looking for the source of the voice.
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45 "Over here you idiot. Look in the tub."
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46 I walked over to the tub an looked inside. It was only then
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47 that I noticed the small brown man in the bottom. "Whats the
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48 matter, Never seen a brownie before? get over here, I've got
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49 somthing for you."
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50
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51 "Now listen here..." I began, but again the small brown man
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52 interuptted me. "No, You listen. The chief sent me out here to tell
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53 you that the tub is a fully equiped model 65-g, You do no what that
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54 is dont you?"
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55
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56 "Yes..." "good, he also told me to tell you to be sure to follow
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57 your orders. Now get going!" and so saying he dissapeared. "Orders!,
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58 what orders!" but he had dissapeared.
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59 I crawled back into the tub and started to examine it more
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60 closly. it wasn't long before I had found all the controls.
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61 Everything was fairly standard, with th exception of the small red
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62 button marked find querry. "Must be a new feature." I thought reaching
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63 towards it.
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64
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65 "when I pushed the button a huge whole opened in the ether. I could
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66 see all those around me being sucked in. The whirlwind grew larger
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67 and larger. soon engulfing the whole front room of the Inn."
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68
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69 There was a loud poping noise and suddenly I and everyone who
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70 had been in the Inn were on a seemigly endless plane of glass.
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71
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72 A man in black stood in the distance, laughping at our dazzed
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73 expressions. before I could do anything he dissapeared. "Come
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74 back here you Pie stealer!" I screamed.
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75
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76 James of Cassandra.
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77 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$$$+++++)))))
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005=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/30/88 10:20 Msg:1983 Call:10003032 Lines:14
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78 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | I'm back! No welcome??????????????????????
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79
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80 Suddenly, I found myself, along with the others, on a plane of infinite
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81 two dimensions. There he was, The Lord of Destruction. Instantly drawing
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82 Evilbane from nonspace (this time in the form of a large ax), I prepared
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83 to issue my challenge. Seeing this, the man in black laughed, and being
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84 the true coward he is, fled into the temporal flow.
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85
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86 The chase was on!
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87
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88 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Lets gettum' guyssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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89
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90 I thought the man in black stole a PiR2.
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91
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006=Usr:104 Trokin Korka 07/30/88 11:37 Msg:1984 Call:10003035 Lines:30
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92 283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283
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93 "OH GREAT!", thought Trokin Korka, "we're in a two demensional plane!"
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94 Then suddenly, out of nowhere appeared for a second a man clothed all
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95 in black. "That's the person you called the Lord of Destruction!?!"
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96 "Yes it is!", said the Berserker angry at himself for letting the Lord
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97 escape.
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98 "No one can get anything done in two demensions", I thought, "but I can
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99 call upon the power of the Pyramid to retrieve us from this!"
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100 I then repeated an incantation known only to our tribe, of which I am
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101 the last living member, that would take us all to the Pyramid. "Nashatar
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102 Nickatr Poradati Pakanear", I yelled in the glass plane, which promtely
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103 shattered the plane.
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104 I looked around, finding myself in the familliar surroundings of the
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105 central chamber of the Pyramid, surrounded by unfamiliar people. The
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106 blue miniature Pyramid in the center of the chamber glowed recognising
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107 my return. The entire group of adventurers from the tavern known as
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108 Celene's Tavern was inside the chamber, looking frankly, as if they didn't
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109 believe what they were seeing at all. Finally, the guy in the orange robes
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110
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111
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112 said, "A long age ago, a group of the Lord's of Destruction split away from
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113 the other's, wanting to do no more evil. Legend has it, that since they were
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114 once Lords of Destruction thamselves, they every move that the evil one's
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115 would make, so by knowing these things, they almost exterminated the evil ones.
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116 But, by doing so, they vanished from my original plane, never to return.
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117 Legend says that they all died out over 1000 years ago. But only they could
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118 have built this Pyramid, and only they knew the incantation that he knew,
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119 fellow adventurers, our friend is a Lord of Light!"
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120 As soon as he finished they all looked very shocked, and stared at me in
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121 a most unbeliving way.
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007=Usr:104 Trokin Korka 07/30/88 12:03 Msg:1985 Call:10003036 Lines:3
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122 283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283
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123
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124
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008=Usr:379 Phoenix Polymorp 07/30/88 15:52 Msg:1986 Call:10003038 Lines:7
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125 I sat and watched all this weird stuff transpire. I light up a cigarette and
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126 continued to watch. Nobody seemed interested in me, so I decided not to be
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127 interesting. I did, however, wonder about that bathtub that blew a hole in the
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128 space time continuum. I also thought about cakes being square and pies being
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129 round.....
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130
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131
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009=Usr:11 L'homme sans Par 07/30/88 19:32 Msg:1987 Call:10003047 Lines:4
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132 *%$)#*@)_*%#_+@(_@#*%@_#)*%@_#*#_!%!+(%_#@*%__)!#(~_#+~(~+#)_!*_)$*!)_$!_)@$!_)
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133 Friar : Any OBE's lately? Or even the more sought after OBSE? I am wondering
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134 how your research is going?
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135 *($)_*)_!*$)_!%*)_!*!_)%*!)_*%!)_ L'homme sans Parity *@#_(_)@*!_(+!$!_+|($!@_+
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010=Usr:100 Ben Davis 07/30/88 20:11 Msg:1988 Call:10003048 Lines:6
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136 C>D>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>D>D>DC>C>C>D>DC>DC>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>DC
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137 Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
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138 R>A>H
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139 Camp Director
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140
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141 ______________________________________________________________________________'
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011=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 07/31/88 01:26 Msg:1989 Call:10003061 Lines:31
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142 &*&*&*&*'s
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143
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144 With two rapid changes of worlds I was reeling. I could feel the orb
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145 pulling power from me at a tremendose rate.
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146
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147 I began to lose conciosnes, it felt as if I was about to travel to the
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148 space beyond, when suddenly I heard my masters voice "Wonderer, reach
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149 out. You can feel a source of power. You must tap it."
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150
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151 I tried to draw on my own power.
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152 "No!" my master said. "You must save your power, there is a source you
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153 can use. reach for it. "
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154
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155 I reached out as I was told. I could feel a certain pull drawing me on.
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156 It was not hard once I started. Suddenly I was bathed in a briliant light.
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157 All went black.
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158
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159 (switch to third person.)
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160
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161 The man in the fadded jeans and t-shirt feel to the floor. He was breathing
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162 heavily, but seemed to be alive and stable. about his body played the
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163 subtle light of magic. And in the air was the smell of a powerfull
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164 spell brewing...
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165
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166 An Astral Dreamer.
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167 "Surely then
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168 see the curtain rising to show us once again.
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169 All the magic of the earth and the skies,
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170 See the more we find
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171 The more we realize." YES "Holy Lamb"
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172 &*&*&*&*'s
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012=Usr:104 Trokin Korka 07/31/88 11:20 Msg:1990 Call:10003066 Lines:32
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173
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174 283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283
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175 "Wait a minute!", said Trokin Korka, "I'm not a true Lord of Light".
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176 All around me (Trokin Korka), the adventurers from the Tavern were
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177 gathered, still stareing at me not knowing what to do or even think.
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178 Then suddenly the man in orange robes spoke, focusing everyone's
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179 attention upon him. "But you have to be! Only a Lord of Light can speak
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180 the incantation that rescued us from the two dememsional plane!"
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181 "I may be a member of the tribe of the Lords of Light, but not all
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182 members of that tribe are Lords of Light. I'm the last member of the tribe
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183 still alive, but I am only the custodian of the Pyramid, only knowing the
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184 most basic of spells that my ancestors knew. The Lords of Light have had
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185 their souls, spirts, essences if you will, preserved though in the Blue
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186 Pyramid, which has always been the source of their power, and is what gave
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187 me the power to use that spell", said I.
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188 All of a sudden, the Blue Pyramid glowed very brightly, drawing all of
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189 our attention towards it, also signifing a large power drain for a very
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190 powerful spell. I was not worried though, for the Blue Pyramid could supply
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191 the power for a over a million more similar spells, and it recharges itself
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192 by gaining its energy back, almost instantly from the core of a nearby
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193 quasar.
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194 Then behind us we heard a thud, causing all of the fellow adventurers
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195 to turn around abruptly in surprise, just glimpsing a man in jeans and a
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196 T-shirt fall to the ground breathing heavily, with the glow of the spell
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197 that brought him to the Pyramid, and which from the looks of things was
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198 going to do something else unknown to us, all around him. A blue lightening
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199 bolt then shot upward from the Blue Pyramid, causing no damage to the
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200 indestructable stone, but bounced backwards, spliting into parts, each
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201 hitting an adventurer. The bolt hit me last of all causing a blue light to
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202 invade my brain zapping me, like everyone else, into an unconsious state
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203 ... TO BE CONTINUED BY OTHERS ...
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204 283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283
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013=Usr:532 James Of Cassand 07/31/88 12:32 Msg:1991 Call:10003067 Lines:60
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205 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$$$+++++)))))
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206 John Eddison,Inter Dimensional Police officer, was to say the least
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207 a bit annoyed. First he had somhow transported all the occupents of the Inn to
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208 some endless plane of glass, and then the Pie thief had gotten away before
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209 he could do a thing about it. It was not enough that he was underpaid,
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210 now he was having to put up with rapid world shifts, seemingly uncatchable
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211 criminals, and probably the most motley group of peaple ever assembled.
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212
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213 As he thought on the events of the last few minutes a huge burst
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214 of power began to circumvent the room. He could see a lightning bolt
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215 heading towards him, and before he could duck it struck him. It singed
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216 his hair severly and put him down for the count to boot.
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217
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218 "Wake up, Wake up you." John Eddison returned slowly to conciosness.
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219
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220 "Hmmm, What is it. It cant be time to get up yet. I think I'll sleep in."
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221 He said groggily.
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222 "Wake up you fool, Evil forces are afoot." when this had no effect the
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223 little brown man kicked the Inter Dimensional Police officer soundly in
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224 the side.
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225
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226 "Ouch!, whats the meaning of this?, who are you?"
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227
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228 "Its me you idiot, Arthur Brownie, Your sleeping on the job, the boss
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229 wont like this..."
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230
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231 "Oh, yes your the fellow from the Inn. Say, do you happen to know what
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232 my orders were?"
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233
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234 "How should I know, They were your orders. Am I supposed to know
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235 everyones business?"
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236
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237 "I dont suppose youd be willing to go back and get duplicates from the
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238 boss would you?"
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239
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240 "Hmm, sleeping on the job, and now your implying that you might have
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241 lost your orders?"
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242
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243 "Yes, that is no, I didn't lose my orders. I was just kind of wondering
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244 if it would be possible..."
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245
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246 "Well, it isn't. you dont want to be fired do you?"
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247
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248 "No. Say, everyone appears to be asleep. Lets wake them up and see
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249 what happened."
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250
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251 "You wake them up, I'm only a messanger."
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252
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253 "Then I suppose that means you'll be leaving soon?" John Eddison
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254 asked hopfully.
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255
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256 "No, I'm going to keep my eye on you. I'm starting to think that
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257 you might be a bit less the compatent. You know that they are cutting
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258 back due to budget constraints. Have to get rid of some of the deadwood..."
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259
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260 The Inter Dimensional Polic officer groaned and began waking up
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261 the rest of the occupents of the room.
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262
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263 James of Cassandra.
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264 !!!!!@@@@#####$$$$$+++++)))))
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014=Usr:100 Ben Davis 07/31/88 20:39 Msg:1992 Call:10003078 Lines:5
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265 C>C>C>C>C>C>C>C>C>D>C>D>C>D>D>D>D>D>D>D>C>D>D>D>D>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>D>D>D>D>D
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266 It's guaranteed fresh for two days after date.
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267 -B.D.
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268 D>D>D>D>D>D>D>D>D>D>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>D>D>C>C>C>C>C>D>C>C>C>C>C>C>C>D>C>C>C>C
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269
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015=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/31/88 20:48 Msg:1993 Call:10003079 Lines:15
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270 KKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | What da "ell happ'nd??????????????????????????
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271
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272 After being eluded by my enemy on the two dimensional plane, I found
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273 myself, along with my fellow adventurers, in a strange Pyrimidal shaped
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274 room with a small blue pyramid at the center. Then all hell broke loose.
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275 First, a man in strange clothes appeared, reeking of Magick, and
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276 promptly collapsed to the floor. Then, a surge of power began to pulse
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277 through the blue pyramid, finally bursting into the room. It bounced
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278 around on the walls, finally shattering into many small bolts, one of
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279 which was aimed almost straight at me. I would have been struck if it
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280 weren't for my battle instinct (the birthright of all Berserkers). With
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281 blinding reflexes, I drew Evilbane (now a shield) and deflected the
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282 blow. The force of impact from the two great energies was too great for
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283 the fabric of the space time continuum to handle, though, and the ensuing
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284 explosion threw me from the realms of imagined reality. It was then that
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016=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 07/31/88 21:06 Msg:1994 Call:10003080 Lines:7
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285 I noticed a nearby fissure in existence with the taint of the Lord of
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286 Destruction upon it. He was very near too. Suspecting that my companions
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287 had died and gone to Valhalla, I chose to seek out the Dark One and
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288 avenge the deaths of my newfound friends (little did I know that they
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289 were yet alive). With a grim mind, I set upon his trail.
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290
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291 KKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Please continue someoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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017=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 08/01/88 00:06 Msg:1995 Call:10003090 Lines:24
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292 &*&*&*&*'s
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293
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294 I awoke slowly from my sleep. The strange man in the bathrobe was shaking
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295 me. My head pounded, I could feel still the magic that had passed through
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296 me.
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297
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298 It was many moments before I could really look about me, When I could I
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299 mentally took stock of what I saw. Our party had changed since I had last
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300 seen it. The one who called himself the berserker was gone. But it
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301 appeared that a small brown man had joined us. I could just see his
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302 nose and eyes above the rim of the Bathtub.
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303
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304 All about me the others were in variose states of conciosness. It was
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305 with a start that I realized that I could be to blame for this.
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306
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307 "I am trully sorry, for any trouble I have caused. I did not mean for this
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308 to happen." I said to those in the room.
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309
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310 I turned my mind inward and went into a deep meditation.
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311
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312 An Astral Dreamer.
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313 "Why does every pd terminal program for the Amiga have at least one
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314 really annoying flaw?" me.
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315 &*&*&*&*'s
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018=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 08/01/88 00:28 Msg:1996 Call:10003091 Lines:9
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316 KKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Back to clarify thingsssssssssssssssssssssssss
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317
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318
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319 Astral Dreamer,
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320 In case you didn't know, I am CALLED Kurfur Redlig. I AM a
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321 Berserker. I never called myself a Berserker, I just am one. I hope
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322 this helps things.
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323
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324 KKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Damn, I left the Smurfbars behindddddddddddddd
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019=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 08/01/88 16:46 Msg:1997 Call:10003107 Lines:8
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325 &*&*&*&*'s
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326 Sorry about that Kurfer, I'll keep that in mind in the future.
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327
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328 Things have been really quit the last day or so. I wonder what everyone
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329 is doing? Oh well, I guess I'll just have to be patiant.
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330
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331 An Astral Dreamer.
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332 &*&*&*&*'s
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020=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 08/01/88 17:23 Msg:1998 Call:10003109 Lines:11
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333
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334 Yah, take some time off to practice your spelling.
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335
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336 KKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | 2 days with 1 entryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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337
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338 Astral Dreamer,
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339 You're right, it has been very slow around here. I suspect that
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340 it's because everyone is playing "Lets act brain dead". C'mon people,
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341 wake up!!!!!!
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342
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343 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Who's very bored right nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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021=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 08/01/88 18:34 Msg:1999 Call:10003112 Lines:24
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344 &*&*&*&*'s
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345 Hello,
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346 To whom it may concern. I'm sure your comment about my spelling was meant
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347 to be constructive, but I feel I should inform you that such comments
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348 are in extremly bad taste.
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349
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350 Is it polite to walk up to sombody who is retarded and say "Hey, you know
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351 your the stupidest pearson I have ever met!" ?
|
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352
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353 I think not. I have been working on my spelling for a good many years
|
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354 now. I am a junior in College, and as you can see it is still not
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355 the best.
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356 We do not all learn or retain things at the same rate. Making comments
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357 about shortcomings that peaple cannot help is neither fair nor smart.
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358
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359 As a leason in edicate I will tell you what I would feel would be
|
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360 a reasonabele comment.
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361
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362 "Say, You seem to have mispelled the word XXXXXX, the proper spelling is
|
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363 XXXXYX."
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364 Such constructive comments will be much appreciated.
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365
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366 An Astral Dreamer.
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367 &*&*&*&*'s
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022=Usr:4 Milchar 08/01/88 19:55 Msg:2000 Call:10003114 Lines:14
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368 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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369 All:
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370 A portion of Backwater's past was the biweekly PorSFiS and
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371 Backwater Irregular gatherings, where one could meet in person some
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372 of the faces behind those names. Those meetings are not held that
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373 way any longer, but a rough equivalent happens about once a month.
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374 The PCS (Portland Computer Soceity) Pizza Social is held on the first
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375 Thursday of every month at Stark Street Pizza Company, located at
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376 92nd and Stark. I don't believe any of the newer Irregulars have
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377 made it to one of these gatherings yet...
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378 Next meeting is Thursday, August 4th at (roughly) 7:00pm. The PCS
|
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379 people have their own area reserved, a kind of back room to the right
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380 of the cash register. See you there!
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381 +++++++++++ Milchar ++++++++++++++++++++ August 1, 1988 +++++++++++
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023=Usr:104 Trokin Korka 08/01/88 21:42 Msg:2001 Call:10003116 Lines:40
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382 283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283
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383 "HEY YOU, WAKE UP! IT'S NOT BED TIME YET!", said someone right next
|
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384 to my ear (yelled is a more acurate discription), and that made my head
|
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385 hurt all the worse. (Magic, besides being very usefull to get things done,
|
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386
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387 also has a tendency to give one a massive headache (and its got EXCEDRIN
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388 written all over it), when one is on the recieving end of a spell.
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389 "Ok! Ok...", I said, slowly getting into a sitting position, and trying
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390 to think of another one of the miniscule spells that a custodian of the
|
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391 Pyramid should know, one of the only spells that doesn't give one a headache,
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392 the headache relief spell, know commonly as the EXCEDRIN spell.
|
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393 "Oh! That's it!", I said, remembering the spell, "Metore Anar Vompakete
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394 Mishtikere Wachanade", causing the Blue Pyramid to increase its glow minutly
|
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395 , and only for a millisecond.
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396 -Ah, that's much better-, I thought, then I looked around the room
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397 seeing that everyone else had their headaches taken care of too, just as
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398 forseen.
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399 -Wait a minute, where is that Berserker who loves Smurfbars? He isn't
|
||
400 here!-, my thoughts suddenly grew worried, -maybe that spell did something
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401 else to him that it didn't do to us, with the state that the multi-verse is
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402 in, he could be literally anywhere!.-
|
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403 "Hey! Has anyone seen the Berserker since the blue lightening hit us?",
|
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404 I said.
|
||
405 "NO!", was the unanimous reply.
|
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406 With that, I stood up, along with everyone else, (except for the guy in
|
||
407 the orange robes, who was just beginning to float
|
||
408 the orange robes, who was just beginning to float), and went over to the Blue
|
||
409 Pyramid, and asked it where the Berserker was, "My ancestors, all-knowing!
|
||
410 Could I, your humble servant ask you where one of my companions, the
|
||
411 Berserker, is?".
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412 A rumbling, angel-like mixture of voices resounded through the chamber,
|
||
413 "We will being a search for your companion, my child, but since we have to
|
||
414 look through the entire multi-verse for him, it will be a while, about seven
|
||
415 minutes, and then you will have your answer".
|
||
416 -Ok, I might as well pass the time by asking the magician in jeans and
|
||
417 T-shirt what happened-, I thought moving toward him, but stopping when I
|
||
418 saw that he was in a deep meditative state, not wishing to intrude, I
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419 decided to just ponder the recent events while waiting for an answer.
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||
420 ... TO BE CONTINUED BY OTHERS ...
|
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421 283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283
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024=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 08/01/88 22:57 Msg:2002 Call:10003118 Lines:32
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422 KKKKKKKurfur Redlig | 1200 is slow compared to 9600!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
423
|
||
424 Making my way slowly through the continuum, I eventually reached the
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||
425 Fissure. The pain of separation was upon it, for it was still being
|
||
426 ripped apart by the strength of my nemesis. Cautiously, lest I alert my
|
||
427 quarry to my presence, I closed in upon the focal point of the crack,
|
||
428 and found the Dark One there. I prepared myself for my attack.
|
||
429 I sprung into the continuum, and caught him by surprise, so intent
|
||
430 was he upon his effort. This advantage didnot last long though. He turned
|
||
431 to face me and drew a sword emanating with dweamors of power. Leveling
|
||
432 this at me, he charged. Pulling Evilbane from nowhere, I deftly parried
|
||
433 the blow, and we were locked in mortal combat. He swung, I blocked. I
|
||
434 swung, he dodged. We went on like this for a eternity of timelessness,
|
||
435 untill my stamina proved the greater, and he was forced to draw back to
|
||
436 rest. Now was my chance.
|
||
437 I retreated for a second, and entered the Berserkergang. I felt the
|
||
438 power of the frenzy come over me, coursing through my veins, alerting
|
||
439 my nerves, connecting my whole being for battle. The Berserkergang drew
|
||
440 my senses into total awareness, and I instantly knew of everything
|
||
441 happening about me. Before he even knew what he was doing, I had
|
||
442 prepared myself for the Dark One's next charge. The force of my blow
|
||
443 shattered his blade, despite the magics laid upon it, and I was aware
|
||
444 of the crunch of the bones in his arm as they shattered under the impact.
|
||
445 He reeled away in pain, and attempted to flee, but it was in vain. In
|
||
446 the same fluid motion, I thrust Evilbane through his chest, and his
|
||
447 foul, black blood ran down the edge. As the victor of the battle, I
|
||
448 could command his soul to one task before it went on.
|
||
449 "If any of my companions yet exhist, go to them and do whatever
|
||
451 they say. By the laws of eternity, I command it."
|
||
452 A shriek came from the body, and it collapsed into dust. The life
|
||
453 force had left it to follow out my order. Exhausted by my exertions, I
|
||
025=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 08/01/88 23:38 Msg:2003 Call:10003119 Lines:9
|
||
454 let go of Evilbane, and it promptly disappeared (leaving the blood to
|
||
455 disperse midair), and I allowed myself to slip into non-existance to
|
||
456 rest. My last thought before I fell into nothingness was, "How are
|
||
457 people going to find me if I don't exist for a while? Who of my party
|
||
458 is left to try and find me anyways?". With that, I became unaware of
|
||
459 everything. I wouldn't exist untill I had fully rested from the
|
||
460 Berserkergang.
|
||
461
|
||
462 KKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | So, what's happning with the rest of you????
|
||
026=Usr:26 Mohammed Wassir 08/02/88 01:25 Msg:2004 Call:10003122 Lines:12
|
||
463 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
464 AN OPEN LETTER TO MISTER 'No Show' PARITY
|
||
465
|
||
466 Dear Hairball,
|
||
467
|
||
468 No excuse is good enough. The truce is at an end.
|
||
469
|
||
470 Mohammed Wassir
|
||
471 <The Angry Albanian>
|
||
472
|
||
473 P.S. You owe me for a quart jar of vasoline and a box of suppositories.
|
||
474 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
027=Usr:541 Tanya AMC 08/02/88 03:04 Msg:2005 Call:10003123 Lines:4
|
||
475 well, well, well, look who is here, I have just been told that the coroner
|
||
476 hve ask you to clean up the mess that you have made on 55699. OR you will be 55
|
||
477 700 !:-)
|
||
478
|
||
028=Usr:104 Trokin Korka 08/02/88 10:38 Msg:2006 Call:10003131 Lines:52
|
||
479 283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283
|
||
480 "My child, we now know where your companion, the Berserker, is.", said
|
||
481 the same rumbling, angel-like mixture of voices, just like it had said before.
|
||
482 That voice broke me out of my thinking state, where I had been for the
|
||
483 past seven minutes. "Oh great ones, the Light of the Universe! Where is our
|
||
484 lost adventurer?", said I knowing that they would tell me, and also that they
|
||
485 know almost everything, if given enough time.
|
||
486 The Blue Pyramid glowed slightly while saying, "He is inbetween realities
|
||
487 , inbetween demensions, the exact area is hard to explain, but we have loaded
|
||
488 that location into our memory, and if you use the basic transport spell, it
|
||
489 will take you there, or retrieve him from that place".
|
||
490 Then, an evil, screeching howl started as soon as the Pyramid stopped
|
||
491 talking, causing everyone's hair to stand on end. Next, a wispy mist started
|
||
492 circling through the room, condensing into the phantom of the Lord of
|
||
493 Darkness, which then said, "Your companion sent me here to ask for your
|
||
494 judgement when he defeated me, so I ask, what is thy judgement? Let's get it
|
||
495 over with."
|
||
496 The man in the orange robes floated over toward him, and said, "This is
|
||
497 thy judgment: You are to return the Pie you stole", and the Inter-demensional
|
||
498 Police Officer looked pleased, "and after you are done with that, you are to
|
||
499 repair the damage that you have done to the multi-verse. After that, you are
|
||
500 to return to your dark plane never to travel between demensions again. That
|
||
501 is our judgement!"
|
||
502 The evil one screeched it's dark laughter, "I cannot repair the damage
|
||
503 between demensions, for I am only following orders, and it was not my, power
|
||
504 between demensions, for I am only following orders, and it was not my power
|
||
505 that caused the rip in the space-time continum! It was the King of the Lords
|
||
506 of Darkness that ordered me to do this work, and it was his power that caused
|
||
507 this damage. Even Trokin Korka, the last of the sickening tribe of do-gooders
|
||
508 that called themselves the Lords of Light, with the help of the distaseful
|
||
509 Blue Pyramid, would be hard pressed to win a battle over the King and his
|
||
510 minions, which number in the thousands, and each of whose magical powers
|
||
511 are equivalent to a Knight of Magick in the days of power of the ugly good
|
||
512 Empire of the Multi-Verse, over five millenium ago. This rip in the
|
||
513 space-time continum is just the first step in our domination of the
|
||
514 multi-verse. Oh! Here's your pie", and he flopped a round pie onto the
|
||
515 floor of the chamber.
|
||
516 With another howl, he vanished, never to return, the man in the orange
|
||
517 robes said, "This is much worse than I thought, the whole tribe of the
|
||
518 Lords of Darkness are almost too much for all of us together, including the
|
||
519 Berserker, but he is missing, and we need every sword and magical power in
|
||
520 the ensueing battle with the Lords. Trokin, could you retrieve him from the
|
||
521 Darkness of Eternity?"
|
||
522 I then spoke the return of Missing person spell, causing the Blue
|
||
523 Pyramid to glow very slightly, "A Nure Nee KoideaKombe Cishta!".
|
||
524 A pop sounded, and then the Berserker appeared on the floor of the
|
||
525 Central Chamber of the Pyramid, out cold. I went over to him, and shook
|
||
526 him awake, saying, "Yo! Wake up! We need you wide-awake".
|
||
527 "How did I get back?", he said very unbeliveing, "I was in the middle
|
||
528 of the Darkness of Eternity, nothing could find me in that!"
|
||
529 "Just a simple spell, but I must tell you, he wasn't the only one
|
||
530 that we have to be concerned about.
|
||
029=Usr:104 Trokin Korka 08/02/88 11:25 Msg:2007 Call:10003132 Lines:34
|
||
531 The Lord of Darkness that you killed, he was only their lowliest lackey,
|
||
532 the rest of the Lords, even with all of us together, are almost too much for
|
||
533 us all. We don't have much time, we have to face them before they are ready
|
||
534 , before they have time to prepare."
|
||
535 I then said to all, "Everyone! You know what the Lord of Darkness said,
|
||
536 you know that we are up against an evil that has threatened our combined
|
||
537 planes for longer than most of us have been alive, do you all wish to come
|
||
538 still and keep your planes safe from harm?"
|
||
539 "YES!", was the resounding answer from all of them.
|
||
540 "OK!", I knew that that would be the answer, "we have to go to them,
|
||
541 and not wait until they can get upto their full strength. Which means we
|
||
542 will be going to the stronghold of the worst evil that the multi-verse has
|
||
543 ever known. Everybody ready!"
|
||
544 Another resounding "YES!".
|
||
545 "Good! Then step over to the platform over there, and I will speak the
|
||
546 spell that will take us there", I said and watched everyone get up and go
|
||
547 to the platform.
|
||
548 "Wait, my child! We must tell you something first!", said the Blue Pyr
|
||
549@
|
||
550 amid urgently.
|
||
551 "Yes, all-powerfull ones?"
|
||
552 "At the heart of their power is the Black Pyramid, our counterpart
|
||
553 in their universe, to destroy them, you need to destroy it. You have to speak
|
||
554 this incantation inside of the central chamber, the heart of all evil:
|
||
555 Amar Mouto Dishtakung Manear Lountare. Don't forget to touch the Black
|
||
556 Pyramid with your two index fingers while saying the spell, and good luck
|
||
557 my child."
|
||
558 With that I stepped in the dais, and the incantation to take us all
|
||
559 to the heart of all evil flowed frommy lips, "Konditr Getre Jouiandere!",
|
||
560 the Pyramid vanished.
|
||
561 The universe swirled around us on our way to the Dark Plane...
|
||
562 .... TO BE CONTINUED BY OTHERS ...
|
||
563 283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283
|
||
564
|
||
030=Usr:532 James Of Cassand 08/02/88 12:24 Msg:2008 Call:10003135 Lines:84
|
||
565 !!!!!@@@@@#####$$$$$+++++)))))
|
||
566 The conversation with Arthur Browni had left John Eddison a little
|
||
567 on edge. His compatence was beyond reproach, everyone knew that.
|
||
568
|
||
569 He woke up all of his companions and walked back over to the tub where
|
||
570 the Brownie still stood. "And how are you feeling today?" he asked
|
||
571 deciding to try the soft approach.
|
||
572
|
||
573 "Rotten, It seems its my duty to hang around with an idiot who
|
||
574 travals around in a bathtub." the Brownie answered.
|
||
575
|
||
576 "Feel free to leave any time you like, I'm perfectly capable.."
|
||
577 "Of screwing up without me around, I'm well aware of that
|
||
578 fact." the Brownie said finishing the Int-Dimensional Police
|
||
579 officers sentance.
|
||
580
|
||
581 "Arghh, I should strangle you!"
|
||
582
|
||
583 "No, you shouldn't. If you did it would look very bad on your
|
||
584 record. 'Officer attacs messanger brownie, is beaten to a pulp by
|
||
585 said brownie."
|
||
586
|
||
587 "Look you short little Shmuck, I could take on you and ten
|
||
588 of your brothers."
|
||
589
|
||
590 "Really,? Well I wouldn't be so fast to talk if I were you. My
|
||
591 brothers and I are the best Brownie tag team wrestling team around.
|
||
592 We've won the champion ship 3 years running."
|
||
593
|
||
594 "Well," Eddison said stalling for time. "You dont play
|
||
595 poker do you?"
|
||
596
|
||
597 "Oh, not much." the Brownie replied slyly.
|
||
598
|
||
599 "Good!. We'll settle our differances over a good old fashioned
|
||
600 deck of cards."
|
||
601
|
||
602 "Sounds fine by me." The brownie said, pulling a deck of cards out
|
||
603 of his left sleav.
|
||
604
|
||
605 At this time a wailing broke out in the pyramid. Suddenly a black
|
||
606 raith appeared. It said it was the spiret of the lord of darkness.
|
||
607 The keeper of the Pyramid asked it many questions, and found out
|
||
608 that Kurfer the barbarian had slain it. Also it was revealed that the
|
||
609 Dark lord was only one of many, and was in fact one of their lesser
|
||
610 minions. The Stolen pie was recovered and stashed by John Eddison in
|
||
611 the glove box of the Model GSG interdimensial Tub as evidance.
|
||
612
|
||
613 The Group decided that the Evil forces must be destroyed.
|
||
614
|
||
615 The Keeper of the Pyramid had brought Kurfer back, and so he
|
||
616 asked all to join him in destroying the evil of the Lords of
|
||
617 darkness.
|
||
618
|
||
619 "Well, I guess it is my duty to go, maybe you should report back
|
||
620 to the Boss?" Eddison suggested.
|
||
621
|
||
622 "What, trying to weasal out of our poker game are you? Not a
|
||
623 chance. We've got a score to settle, and I'm not about to forget it."
|
||
624
|
||
625 "Ok, I guess I'll just manouver the old tub over there were
|
||
626 everyone is gathering."
|
||
627
|
||
628 The Inter-Dimensional Police officer moved the tub over with the
|
||
629 rest of the group.
|
||
630
|
||
631 The Keeper of the Pyramid said the words to a spell and suddenly
|
||
632 all were moved to another plane. Or, more accuretly they were moved
|
||
633 onto an endless ocean. Everyone fell into the water. The brownie
|
||
634 ran forward and pushed a button, causing the tub to expand to the size of
|
||
635 a large life raft. "Get going. I'm the brains, your the brawn. Help
|
||
636 those peaple in.
|
||
637
|
||
638 Eddison helped those who needed it into the boat, everyone fit
|
||
639 comfortably.
|
||
640
|
||
641 "Whoops!" The Brownie said, Now perched from the top of the shower pipe.
|
||
642 "Looks like somthing really big is heading this way."
|
||
643
|
||
644 To be Continued By Others.
|
||
645
|
||
646 James Of Cassandra.
|
||
647 !!!!!@@@@@@#####$$$$$+++++)))))
|
||
648
|
||
031=Usr:379 Phoenix Polymorp 08/02/88 14:14 Msg:2009 Call:10003136 Lines:31
|
||
649 I sat at my table at the inn. The guy in the bath tub hat gone, along with
|
||
650 the Berserker who liked Smurfs. I wasn't quite sure, but I thought I'd missed
|
||
651 out on an adventure.
|
||
652 I light up a sigarette and chuckled at how out of place tobacco would be in
|
||
653 a place like this. But then I saw the space-man and his 'droid. Sitting back
|
||
654 and ordering another beer I heared a fromiliar voice.
|
||
655 "Thoes things are nasty," she said "You really shuld quit." She smiled as
|
||
656 she sat down in the bench across from me.
|
||
657 "Sophelia, how good of you to show! I've been half expecting you or Dwarf
|
||
658 to be here. Is this your home dimension?"
|
||
659 "This is nobody's home, just a cross road." She raised her index finger
|
||
660 to the bar maid. "I'm just between adventures, what brings you here?"
|
||
661 "'bout the same," I nodded, "Think I missed out on another, but I don't
|
||
662 care."
|
||
663 She smiled.
|
||
664 "Any news from home?"
|
||
665 I took a drag off my cigarette.
|
||
666 "Just the usuall report," I said, "Nothing important. Haven't heard from
|
||
667 Eowth in... well, Quite a long time."
|
||
668
|
||
669 (Note: There is an Umlah /sound it out/ over the o)
|
||
670
|
||
671 "Sorry to here that," The bar maid set down Sophelia's wine. "How about
|
||
672 the natives?"
|
||
673 "Mighty Is! Only met one worthy, and she can't see me for nothing."
|
||
674 I took a heavy drag then blew the smoke into the air, "But it don't matter none
|
||
675 . I know that."
|
||
676 "What do you do other than 'Applied anthropology'?"
|
||
677 "I'm a super hereo" I said and began to laugh.
|
||
678
|
||
679 ^P
|
||
032=Usr:100 Ben Davis 08/02/88 16:32 Msg:2010 Call:10003141 Lines:18
|
||
680 C>D>C>D>C>D>C>DC>D>C>D>C>D>C>DC>
|
||
681 I just saw an advertizement for the Ford Festiva on T/V. It went like this.
|
||
682 <Singers singing, car visible> It's new, it's small
|
||
683 It's got zoom, and that ain't all
|
||
684
|
||
685 <Short wiry balding man> Big!
|
||
686
|
||
687 <More singeing, car, and lyrics>
|
||
688
|
||
689 <Gorgeous Blond in business suit> Small!
|
||
690
|
||
691 <More singing, car, and lyrics>
|
||
692 #:}
|
||
693
|
||
694 Pretty weird, eh.
|
||
695
|
||
696 Camp Director
|
||
697 {B>D>}
|
||
033=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 08/02/88 17:36 Msg:2011 Call:10003146 Lines:7
|
||
698 KKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Back from nowhereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
|
||
699
|
||
700 Where is Mountain Dwarf anyways?
|
||
701
|
||
702 Sorry, no story today.
|
||
703
|
||
704 KKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | VT100 garbageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
|
||
034=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 08/02/88 21:11 Msg:2012 Call:10003151 Lines:10
|
||
705 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@User 283####################
|
||
706 Hey everyone! I'm back! Oh, yeah, I really am kindof confused!
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707 Last i was on, I remember General Zit (Sod) and the Boreder Pi Rat.
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708 Oh well, they were twits anyways! How is everyone!
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709 Hey, phoenix p.! How's life. This is kev c. aka baretender on JD's!
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710
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711 PS_ I am NOT the same dude as 283283283283283283283283!
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712 @@@@@@@@@@@@Somtime during the week!#############
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713 ^C
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714
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035=Usr:104 Trokin Korka 08/02/88 21:53 Msg:2013 Call:10003153 Lines:6
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715 283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283
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716 The user that uses this border is me, Trokin Korka, known also as
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717 The Keeper of The Pyramid, and The Custodian of The Pyramid, hope that helps
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718 you out Kev C.
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719 283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283
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720
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036=Usr:100 Ben Davis 08/02/88 21:59 Msg:2014 Call:10003154 Lines:5
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721 C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>D>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>D>C>
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722 The use that uses this border is me, Camp D., known also as
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723 Camp Director, and C. Director, hope that helps you out Trok K.
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724 <Grin> or #:)
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725 C>C>C>C>C>C>D>C>DC>D>CD>C>DCD>CD>CD>C>D>CD>C>DC>DC>D>CD>CD>C>DCD>CD>C>D>CD>DC>
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037=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 08/02/88 22:52 Msg:2015 Call:10003156 Lines:12
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726 &*&*&*&*'s
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727
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728 When I came out of my meditation I found that the others were gone.
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729 In fact it appeared that I had moved to another place. I stood and
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7300movud to the path that lay before me, wonering how I had come to
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731 be here and what had happened to the others.
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732
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733 In the distance I could see a fountain. I walked towards it. Perhaps
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734 I would find some answers there.
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735 An Astral Dreamer.
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7#6 &*&*&*&*'s
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737
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038=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 08/03/88 08:29 Msg:2016 Call:10003162 Lines:1
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738
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039=Usr:104 Trokin Korka 08/03/88 11:13 Msg:2017 Call:10003167 Lines:36
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739 283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283"832(3283283283
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740 I looked up from the tub that had become a life raft and saw a huge mass
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741 of darkness heading straight toward our tub at a very high speed. I then
|
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742 leaned over next to the Inter-Dememsional Police officer and asked if his dub
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743 had some sort of exterior lighting.
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744 "Yup this tub has everything that an Interdemensional Police officer could
|
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745 ever want", he said, obviously very proud of the tub's workmanship.
|
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746 "Could you please turn them on then", I said zest0as the dark mass of mist
|
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747 enveloped our raft.
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748 "Well, why didn't you say so?", he said while reaching down to hit one of
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749 the electro-luminesent controls, causing a brilliant white light to flood out
|
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750 ward from the raft.
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751 2Dhanks", I said to him, then I lifted my voice so the others could hear,
|
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752 "Is everyone accounted for?", I inquired of the group.
|
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753 Everyone looked around to see if anyone was missing, then the Berserker
|
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754 said to me, "Everyone is here, excepd0fob0the guy that caused the blue
|
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755 lightening, who is nowhere to be found."
|
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756 As soon as he said that, I got a feeling, almost a telepathic message
|
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757 from the strange guy in blue jeans, which said that he is fine and all-right
|
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758 and that we wyll meet him again before we begin the attck on the strong-hold
|
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759 of the King of the Lords of Darkness.
|
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760 I then said to the group, "I just got a strong feeling, message if you
|
||
761 will, from our missing companion, which says that he is fi~e, qnd we will
|
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762 meet him again before our attack on the strong-hold of the Lords of Darkness
|
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763 , so let us", and at that I stopped speaking, for the mist lifted, and we saw
|
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764 an Island ahead, which looked important.
|
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765 "All in favor to lanting epon that Island.", I said.
|
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766 "Aye!" said everyone except the brown guy, who said a vehement "Nay!",
|
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767 but took one look at the rest of us, who were all in opposition to him and shut
|
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768 his mouth before half of the word had escaped his moeth.
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769 "Ok! Turn us toward the Island then", I said.
|
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770 The Inter-demensional Policeman turned toward the Island, and put the raft
|
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771 in the highest speed it could attain.
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772 .... TO BE CONTINUED BY OTHERS 0 0 ...
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773@283283283283283
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774 283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283
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040=Usr:322 Stray Cat 08/03/88 18:19 Msg:2018 Call:10003176 Lines:5
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775 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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776
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777 Do ya hafta wear lo~g pants?
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778
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779 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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041=Usr:78 Mark Derby 08/03/88 21:13 Msg:2019 Call:10003181 Lines:1
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780 I like semprini.
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042=Usr:322 Stray Cat 08/03/88 21:19 Msg:2020 Call:10003182 Lines:14
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781
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782 ~~~~~~~~n~~~n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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783
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784 Can you put it on a pizza?
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785
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786 ?
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787 .a
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788
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789
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790
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791
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792 P.S. They'll yell at you if you don't use a border
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793
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794 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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043=Usr:100 Ben Davis 0 0 08/04/88 15:25 Msg:2021 Call:10003196 Lines:6
|
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795 C>D>C>D>C
|
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796 Pretty damn weird. No really, it isn't that weird so don't even try. No,
|
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797 forget that last sentance. Now that's wierd. Read it over again and it'll
|
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798 make sense.
|
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799 C>D>C>D>D>C>D>CD>
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800
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044=Usr:78 Mark Derby 08/04/88 23:01 Msg:2022 Call:10003213 Lines:8
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801@ ___________
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802@ / |
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803@ / | /
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804@ / | 0 0 /
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805@ / |_______________________________/
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806@ /
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807@ /
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808@ /
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045=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 08/04/88 23:45 Msg:2023 Call:10003218 Lines:24
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809 &*&*&*&*'s
|
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810 The trip down the path was a short0one. All to soon I came to the spot
|
||
811 that I was slowly starting to realize would change in some way my life.
|
||
812
|
||
813 I approached slowly, not wishing to disturb the one who I knew would be
|
||
814 their. All things must happen in their own time.
|
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815 0
|
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(16 As I stood I thought back over the recent past. It was not without a bit
|
||
817 of shame that I realized that I had again been selfish. It had always
|
||
818 been a fault of mine. Though I had thought that at least to some small
|
||
819 extent I had beaten0it.
|
||
820 Deep down I knew that in some small way everything I was doing was
|
||
821 because of the benafits I would gain. My master once told me that
|
||
822 to give of ones self was the greatest gift a pearson could make.
|
||
823 On another occasion he had told }e txat all wisdom is spawned from
|
||
824 misconceptions.
|
||
825
|
||
827 I stood thinking about my life, waiting for the moment I knew would
|
||
828 come.
|
||
829
|
||
830 An Astral Dreamer.
|
||
831 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
832
|
||
046=Usr:84 Michael Miller j 08/05/88 16:14 Msg:20240Call*10003234 Lines:5
|
||
833 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
834 Help, I'm alone in the world! (Is there a big party somwere that I wasn't
|
||
835 envited to? :-) )
|
||
836 An Astral Dreamer.
|
||
837 &*&*&*&*'s
|
||
047=Usr:447 General Zod 08/05/88 18:34 Msg:2025 Call:10003239 Linus:#0
|
||
838 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
|
||
839 This is General Zod.
|
||
840 I have returned.
|
||
841 I took a short leave of absence to
|
||
842 gather my flock. Now, my followers
|
||
843 are with me. This place shall soon
|
||
844 be ours. I issue this ultimatum>..
|
||
845 I command that all who see this
|
||
846 shall follow, worship, and hail
|
||
847 me. All of those that do not,
|
||
848 shall be made to suffer. All of
|
||
849 those that oppose me, shall
|
||
850 suffer eternal agony in the
|
||
8510 0 Phantom Zone I have created in
|
||
852 this solar system. I, General
|
||
853 Zod command that it be made so.
|
||
854
|
||
855 Heed my words, mortals. For your
|
||
856 superman has been unable to stop me.
|
||
857 Your "lord" beaker has been unable to
|
||
858 sdop me. Even if this message is
|
||
859 erased, I shall continue. I am
|
||
860 eternal. PREPARE, for the Might,
|
||
861 Power, and Ultimate Superiority of
|
||
862 General Zod.
|
||
863
|
||
864 Signed,
|
||
865 General Zod
|
||
866 Superior Ruler of All
|
||
867 <><.<><.<><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
|
||
048=Usr:104 Trokin Korka 08/05/88 18:55 Msg:2026 Call:10003240 Lines:23
|
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868
|
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869 283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283
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||
870 YO! GENERAL ZIT! So you've decided to return, huh? Well0I've got
|
||
871 news for you, I am on your trail, and with the help of The Pyramid of
|
||
872 the Lords of Light, I the Keeper of The Pyramid shall find and capture
|
||
873 you and your followers. Confining you forever to a zone of my own
|
||
874 design called: Thu Exposure Zone. Where every one inside is left out
|
||
875 in the middle of the road, where tomatoes and other soft vegetables
|
||
876 can be thrown at twits like you. In this Zone, no one can move, but is
|
||
877 condemmed to spend eternity in rudicule and vewetable paste. Oh, by
|
||
878 the way Gen Zit, your twit checking account is overdrawn, and the
|
||
879 twit creditors are after you. I'm one of those twit creditors, and
|
||
880 when I catch you, you're going to be reposesed into The Exposure Zone.
|
||
881 0 0I shall do it to, for I am Trokin Korka!
|
||
882 Keeper of the Pyramid of the
|
||
883 Lords of Light!
|
||
884 P.S. I only worship God, who made the Lords of Light what they are.
|
||
885 Not you. Try to confyne }e to the Phantom Zone!
|
||
886 Go ahead Punk, make my eternity!
|
||
887 283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283283
|
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888
|
||
889 Guys, General Zit is a 40 collumner.
|
||
890 283283283283283283283283283283283283
|
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04)=Usb:322 Stray Cat 08/05/88 21:35 Msg:2027 Call:10003247 Lines:7
|
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891
|
||
892 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
893
|
||
894 Hey, Dreamy, I think everybody but you, me and GenZit are at tahe
|
||
895 Mt. Hood Jazz Festival.
|
||
896
|
||
897 ~~~~~~~~~~~n~~~n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
050=Usr:70 Kurfur Redlig 08/05/88 22:16 Msg:2028 Call:10003248 Lines:16
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898 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | Back from seattleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
|
||
899
|
||
900 Hello people, I would just like to say how great it is to bu besk in the
|
||
901 Barony of Three Mountains again, and that I'm here (at least I think I am).
|
||
902
|
||
903 Also, The Ducal War is this weekend and I'm gonna be there, so if anything
|
||
904 fun happens and I'm gone, I'm holding Zit responsible.
|
||
905
|
||
906 Huar that Zit?!!!!! Anytime you feel you're ready to face me, I'm set to
|
||
907 prove you wrong. Personally, you strike me as being weaker than a homesick
|
||
908 hobbit.
|
||
909
|
||
910 Anyone here play "Warhammer"?
|
||
911 "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!"
|
||
912
|
||
913 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKurfur Redlig | The Skaven are coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
051=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 08/05/88 23:34 Msg:2029 Call:10003250 Lines:86
|
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914
|
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915 0
|
||
916
|
||
917
|
||
918 And Time Passed.
|
||
919 0 0
|
||
920
|
||
921
|
||
922 And I began the incantation.
|
||
923 0 0
|
||
924
|
||
925
|
||
926 I am. I am. I AM I AM I I AM I I I AM IIIIIYIIIYII...
|
||
927
|
||
928 ...........
|
||
929 (fffffffffffffffhuylllllllllllllllllll) and the energies came to
|
||
930 me (lllllllLLLLLLLLL) and I besame ghole again (LLLLLL - sorry folks,
|
||
931 deafning roar is the only description of what happens here) and all of
|
||
932 the dimension moved faster, the waves moving faster but not breaking from
|
||
933 the speed, the coulds blazing accross the sky (AUUUUUUUUEUUUEUUUUMMMMMMMMMP
|
||
934 and all was calm again. I set one foot on the tub; it was preceded by
|
||
935 another. Indeed, I was whole, and more than that! A quick self-view
|
||
936 revealed what I hoped would not happen - a physical change, but a minor
|
||
937 one> My eyes were no longer brown. In fact, they had no color at all,
|
||
938 not even pupils. In their place was a soft, orange glow that was not
|
||
939 unbecoming, and created a friendly atmosphere for those to look at. (Hum,
|
||
940 ) I thought, (not human, bud nd unpleasant.) "I am whole again. I
|
||
941 now understand the nature of all actions to this point. I know what
|
||
942 must be done. And, it will not be easy. I have returned.
|
||
943
|
||
944 I am now a Master Guru. My enlightenment is complete.
|
||
945 0
|
||
94& I am Hagbard Celine, Master Guru.
|
||
947
|
||
948
|
||
949
|
||
950 The Evil Ones, are not to be destroyed. Dxey shall be neutralized.
|
||
951 As for their lackeys, their fate is in your hands."
|
||
952
|
||
953 "My new body came from something more than honor. It came from Magik,
|
||
954 from being the choosen one to end this disk and start the cycle of
|
||
955 life oveb0agayn for all Backwater Entities. Indeed, I have been forgetful,
|
||
956 but I see that I have done no harm from my return - Glory Be, Glory Be.
|
||
957
|
||
958
|
||
959 I go to face the 7Evi|' ones alone.
|
||
960
|
||
961
|
||
962 I do this not for Heroism.
|
||
963 0
|
||
964
|
||
965 I do this for myself and my friends.
|
||
966
|
||
967
|
||
968
|
||
969
|
||
970
|
||
971 All are invited, if you so choose.
|
||
972
|
||
973
|
||
974 But not all will return. This is truth> Byg Truth, as it used
|
||
975 to be called...
|
||
976
|
||
977
|
||
978
|
||
979
|
||
980
|
||
981 But do not fear for your lives or your life forces.
|
||
982
|
||
983
|
||
984 They shall remain intact.
|
||
985
|
||
986
|
||
987
|
||
988
|
||
989
|
||
990
|
||
991
|
||
992
|
||
993
|
||
994
|
||
995
|
||
996 By that which is, and which is not,
|
||
997
|
||
998 I command the Evil Ones forward of this bathtub,
|
||
999 By the Command and Will of Hagbard Celine. {}
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