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001=Usr:0 Null User 07/08/87 00:40 Msg:0 Call:0 Lines:19
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1$If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
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2$************************* INSTALLED: 17 MAY 88 ***************************
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3$Welcome to BWMS II (BackWater Message System II) Mike Day System operator
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4$**************************************************************************
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5$GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS II IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6$ PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7$BWMS II was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS II is a privately
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8$owned and operated system which is currently open for use by the general
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9$public. No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the
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10$system is privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all
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11$messages which I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the
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12$system, it will be periodically purged of messages (only 999 lines of data
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13$can be saved). To leave a message, type 'ENTER'. Use ctrl/C to get out
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14$the ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering
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15$the message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to
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16$replace the line. To exit from the system, type 'BYE' then hang up.
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17$Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18$**************************************************************************
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19$
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002=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 05/17/88 00:02 Msg:1520 Call:1000698 Lines:6
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20 Happy Birthday to me.
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21 Happy Birthday to me.
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22 Happy Birthday dear Backwater.
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23 Happy Birthday to me.
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24 ********************************************************************
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25
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003=Usr:13 voyeur 05/17/88 00:35 Msg:1521 Call:1000699 Lines:5
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26 :::::::O O:::::::05/17/88:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::00:33:39:::::O O:::::
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27 Congratulations, BackWater! (and you, too, CISTOP). My first Archive disk is
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28 dated 20 March 82, so you must be 7 years old? I've only been on here since
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29 January '84, myself. Tempus Fugit. How many more will we make?
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30 :::::::::O O::::::::::::::::::voyeur:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::O O:::::::::::
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004=Usr:447 General Zod 05/17/88 06:42 Msg:1522 Call:1000704 Lines:17
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31 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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32 This is General Zod.
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33 I see all of this about this system
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34 being 7 years old. And you talk of
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35 going longer.
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36 I therefore issue this......
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37 SUCCUMB AND KNEEL AT THE RULE OF
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38 GENERAL ZOD, AND BE ALLOWED TO
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39 CONTINUE, OTHERWISE, I SHALL DESTROY
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40 YOUR WORLD, AND THIS SHALL CEASE TO
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41 EXIST. THIS IS NOT A BLUFF. I
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42 GENERAL ZOD VERILY SAY THIS TO ALL OF
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43 YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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44 KNEEL...BOW....SHOW REVERENCE TO THE
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45 MIGHT, WISDOM, AND ULTIMATE POWER OF
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46 ZOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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47 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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005=Usr:329 mark Holdahl 05/17/88 12:19 Msg:1523 Call:1000710 Lines:12
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48 THIS IS WORLD WATCH THREE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>05/17/88>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>12:19>
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49 TO BWMS: Congratulations! But, you can't be 7, that would make me OLD!
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50
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51 TO SOD : Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbtttttttttttttttttt!!!
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52 Get the point?
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53
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54 L'home : 1> Where are you?
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55 2> How was the concert? Couldn't go, missed the DEADLINE.
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56
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57 All for now, this is Phoenix Polymorph
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58
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59 12:23>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wwiii
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006=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 05/17/88 17:41 Msg:1524 Call:1000724 Lines:11
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60 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@static!###############################
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61 Zod, I see, you, in insanity, try and scare us to kneel at your mercy, and
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62 you have failed. We will all fight to the death, and will never accept your
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63 rule. We, are ready to give our lives for our planet, and all your efforts
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64 will be futile, for all you will have in conquest is a barren planet.
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65 There fore, I suggest you leave this solar system, for all your strenght
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66 will be wasted. g'day!
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67 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@5-17##############################
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68 happy b'day, BW!
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69
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70
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007=Usr:447 General Zod 05/17/88 19:58 Msg:1525 Call:1000727 Lines:25
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71 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><>><<><><>
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72 I am happy to see that you would give
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73 lives for your planet. You see, I
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74 only care about the planet. Your
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75 pitiful, mortal, lives mean nothing
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76 to me. My purpose here has become to
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77 take this place. Either with slaves,
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78 or without. But one day I will have
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79 this planet, and there will be those
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80 of you that join me, kneel before me,
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81 or die. If you do not wish my rule,
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82 then you shall die.
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83 As for the old message from this
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84 world watch three, about a lizardo,
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85 I did kill him. He saw me, and at
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86 that point I had to stay secret until
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87 my ultimate powers had permanized
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88 themselves. You see, now Superman,
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89 that walking travesty of a true
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90 Kryptonian, nor anyone else, can
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91 remove the superpowers of myself
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92 or my two companions. I am now,
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93 ETERNAL!
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94 As shall be the rule of ZOD!!!!!!!!!
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95 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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008=Usr:453 jim walroth 05/17/88 20:11 Msg:1526 Call:1000728 Lines:3
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96 So what are all of you rednecks up tothese daze???
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97 The GOLEM
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98 Boy, talk about some BORING conversation. Happy B-day to the BBS (may your
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009=Usr:1 CISTOP MIKEY 05/17/88 20:26 Msg:1527 Call:1000729 Lines:6
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99 ***********************************************************************
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100 Voyeur,
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101 Well, technically, BW's primary birthday Isn't until June 11.
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102 This birthday is for BWII which is one year old today. As the AU command
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103 shows, come June 11, BW itself will be seven years old.
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104 *************************** CISTOP MIKEY ******************************
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010=Usr:13 voyeur 05/18/88 00:23 Msg:1528 Call:1000741 Lines:7
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105 ::::::::O O::::::05/18/87:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::00:22:12:::::::O O:::::
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106 Ah, I sit corrected. I didn't think it sounded quite right, so I guessed :-).
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107 Speaking of birthdays, the 15th was my natal day, and the 17th was my 8 month
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108 anniversary of the 'new me'. A 2/3 re-birth day, you might say. Or you
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109 might not. Who Knows? (and who cares? Babylon... ) Don't mind me, I think
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110 it's the drugs.
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111 :::::::::O O:::::::::::::::::::::voyeur::::::::::::::::::::::::::O O:::::::::::
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011=Usr:11 L'homme sans Par 05/18/88 02:42 Msg:1529 Call:1000743 Lines:14
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112 %*@#)_*%@)#_*%_)@#*%_)#@%@#+_(%_#@%*_#@&%_@#*%_)#%@#)_%*)@_)(!@)_*$@#$#@_)%*@#_
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113 Voyeur : Happy belated birthday to you. I had it written down in 'the book',
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114 but on the 15th I was in no shape to do anything about it. Happy days to the
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115 old new and the new you!
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116 *$%_)@#$*_)@#&%*)_@*_)#@*%@)_*%@)_#%)_@#@_)#%_)@*%_@#!$*!)@%(*@_#%^)_%$@#_%*)@_
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117 Phoenix Polymorph : The concert was a stand-up kick in the pants all around
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118 beer guzzling hyperactive stunning guitar-warz deafing absolutely great time.
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119
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120 Yea, I liked it too.
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121
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122 Sorry you couldn't be there, they played everything from Secret Treaties to
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123 The Revolution by Night. Two and a half hours of crowd pleasing, with one
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124 of the best encores I have ever witnessed.
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125 *%#()$*%_#@*%_#@%*&)_#*%@)_#%* L'homme sans Parity %*@#%*@#_*%@_#%@#_%*@#)%*@)_
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012=Usr:23 Grann 05/18/88 22:07 Msg:1530 Call:1000763 Lines:7
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126 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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127 AND, (prepare yourselves) Mr. L'homme sans Parity was seen actually
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128 singing along to a DOORS song. No telling how that evil music has
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129 affected his mind. Just another example of the foul influence of some
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130 rock bands upon young impressionable minds... now where did I put my
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131 stash? (BOC playing in background)
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132 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ M&G 880518221040 Happy B-Day BWMS II! +
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013=Usr:379 Phoenix Polymorp 05/18/88 23:16 Msg:1531 Call:1000767 Lines:6
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133 The only thing that bothers me is they didn't do Veteran of th Psychic Wars.
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134 It's sortuv an anthem of mine, from my troubled youth....
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135 Still, I wish I could have gone. A co-worker is (hopefully) going to put
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136 together a tape with all the songs they did in the order they did them...
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137 Now, If only the WHO would reform.....
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138 ^C
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014=Usr:21 Fable Master 05/19/88 10:48 Msg:1532 Call:1000776 Lines:2
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139
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140 NET67 to NETHEAD: Request data.
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015=Usr:52 sandy mcgrath 05/19/88 22:10 Msg:1533 Call:1000783 Lines:4
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141 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))((( Ripple )))(((*)))(((*)))
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142 TED: was that really your name I saw back there on db? Hello after sooo
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143 long.
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144 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))((( Ripple )))(((*)))(((*)))
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016=Usr:453 jim walroth 05/20/88 10:25 Msg:1534 Call:1000792 Lines:3
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145 Well, the conversations are getting a bit more wit. It's about time.
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146
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147 The GOLEM$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$%%%%%%%%%%%%^^^^^^^^^^^^&&&&&&&&&&&&
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017=Usr:85 Mark Forsyth 05/21/88 01:02 Msg:1535 Call:1000804 Lines:5
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148
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149 Wrong, the conversations are getting worse. What happened to the story-telling
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150 and the average intelligence quotient of the BWMS user?
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151 People have lost their creativity.
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152
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018=Usr:379 Phoenix Polymorp 05/21/88 14:15 Msg:1536 Call:1000809 Lines:2
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153 Some of us don't like to think...
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154 ^C
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019=Usr:329 mark Holdahl 05/21/88 19:21 Msg:1537 Call:1000817 Lines:5
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155 THIS IS WPRLD WATCH THREE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>05-21-88>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>19:22>
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156 The watch wire is temporaraly going down again...
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157 See ya all latter,
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158 Phoenix
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159 19:23>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wwiii
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020=Usr:11 L'homme sans Par 05/21/88 19:51 Msg:1538 Call:1000818 Lines:10
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160 *%_%@_#)%*_@)*%_)@!*@)_+(~+!@$()+~_$()_@(%_@(@%_(_)@(%)_(~!)_$*_)$*_~!)($_)$(~!
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161 Sorry we are not up to *some* people's idea of quality conversation. Once again
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162 I say, "Put up or shut up."
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163
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164 Phoenix Polymorp : BOC update : They did play your anthem. Who gave you the
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165 erroneous report? Eric Bloom introduced it as "And here is a song from the
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166 soundtrack to 'Heavy Metal'"
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167
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168 M&G : Young impressionable minds? I'll get you for that!
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169 %*@#)_*%_@)%*@)_#*%_)@#%*@_)%_@)#%(*@_ L'homme sans Parity *$%@#)_*%$@)_*%@_#*%
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021=Usr:428 Mercury X 05/22/88 18:55 Msg:1539 Call:1000837 Lines:7
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170 (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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171 I haven't been on here for a long time, by my stareds, so hello to everybody
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172 once again...and happy birthday to you, BWMS! General Zod, you talk big, but
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173 when will you do SOMETHING?!? I will fight to the death, along with anybody
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174 that wishes to join me for this planet. What is the next event on the
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175 calendar, anybody????
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176 ((((((((5/22/88(((((((((((7:05 p.m.((((((((((Mercury))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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022=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 05/22/88 22:00 Msg:1540 Call:1000842 Lines:16
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177 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@static!############################
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178 To Zod:
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179
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180 It is I, who see your evilness, your conceitedness, your nieveness, your
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181 stupidity.
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182
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183 It is I, who will cure you of all those things, by breaking your goal.
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184
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185 It is I, who speak for all my people, that we will destroy the planet before
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186 you put one foot towards the throne.
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187
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188 It is I, who will hire an assin to execute you cerimoniuosly.
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189
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190 It is I, who must go now!
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191 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@may 22, 1988#######################
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192
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023=Usr:11 L'homme sans Par 05/23/88 01:26 Msg:1541 Call:1000846 Lines:2
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193 Whew, that was lucky. I can only take so much "cerimoniously" executing
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194 "assins". What is next? 6502 powered Wold Destoyers? Yowza!
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024=Usr:219 Friar Mossback 05/23/88 08:07 Msg:1542 Call:1000849 Lines:31
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195
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196 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
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197 About time to start a new debate, haven't seen one on BW for quite some time.
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198
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199 Premise: Removal of funding for indigent and low income organ transplants was
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200 the appropriate action in view of the limited resources that the state has or
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201 will have in the future, given the choice of that or pre and neo natal care.
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202
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203 I will defend the premise first.
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204 We know that people are going to die, at some point. What the role of
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205 government should be in the process of dying has not been really determined
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206 yet. I feel that it should be to provide the highest return on the invested
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207 medical care dollar. In this case, transplants can benefit just a few people,
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208 and even those are not certain cases. Pre and Neo natal care benefits at least
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209 twice as many right from the start, being a mother and child in each picture.
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210 By provideing pre and neo natal care, we are insuring that a child has at least
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211 a chance at growing up healthy, and able to become a productive member of
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212 society. By providing money for transplants we are, in about 30% of the cases
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213 studied, providing an average of two non-productive years of life to the
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214 patient. In half of the remaining cases, the patient was allowed to continue
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215 on to an apparent normal life span, being a productive member, eventually
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216 providing enough economic benefit to the state to justify the original expense.
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217 In the remaining 35%, an apparent normal lifespan was provided, but the
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218 persons were such that they would always be a net drain on society. Not good
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219 economic odds, considering that the alternative of neo and pre natal care has
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220 a net return on investment in 60% of the cases.
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221
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222 (All statistics taken from a report ordered by Christine Gebby, July, 1987)
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223
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224 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] DJJ [][][][][][][][][][][][]][][][][][]
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225
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025=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 05/23/88 21:41 Msg:1543 Call:1000871 Lines:12
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226 -=-====------======-=------======-=======-------=-=-------==--===------====-===
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227 What if [D.[D erg.. oh never mind now I have to start over. Harumph!
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228
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229 LB the only one kind of \__/
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230 oo
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231
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232@=====+++
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233
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234
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235 =====-----=-------^===-=========-----------------========----------==-=======-=
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236
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237
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026=Usr:272 Talos 05/23/88 23:49 Msg:1544 Call:1000875 Lines:8
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238 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
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239 What's up doc?
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240 <BLAM> <BLAM> <BLAM>
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241 Wabbitt season! hehehehehehehe!
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242
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243 Talos
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244 <*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
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245
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027=Usr:11 L'homme sans Par 05/24/88 15:11 Msg:1545 Call:1000891 Lines:3
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246 The sun is out and Zod is gone. I guess his form of despotism only works
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247 well when it is rainy.
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248 ........................................................................
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028=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 05/24/88 16:18 Msg:1546 Call:1000892 Lines:23
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249 -===--===-=-=-=--^--====---==-=--==-======--===----===--===--=-==-=---=-====--=
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250
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251 It has just come to my attension that after I die (98 years 3 months 2 days) I
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252 will become a reality altering being. All powerful so to speak. So just for
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253 the hell of it, I'd like to grant everyone here 1 wish at that time. It can be
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254 just about anything but bringing you up to my level (1 step below is OK). So
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255 post your request here and in the future I'll magic it up, along with you
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256 (unless your still alive) and grant it to you.
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257
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258 All right this all sounds a little unrealistic, but what would it hurt to try,
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259 just in case!
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260 Lord Beaker \__/
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261 G.I.P. oo
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262 o n e
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263 d n
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264 d
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265 i
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266 n
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267 g
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268
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269 -=-===--{--=-====-----=-===--=--=-=-==-=-=---==-===--=--==-===----====--=-=---=
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270
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271
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029=Usr:219 Friar Mossback 05/24/88 22:54 Msg:1547 Call:1000898 Lines:4
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272 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
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273 So much for reasoned discussion.
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274 (Sad look, remembering BWMS of old)
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275 [][][][][][] DJJ [][][]
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030=Usr:245 Doug King 05/24/88 23:24 Msg:1548 Call:1000899 Lines:3
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276
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277 Nothing like a good (yawn) debate.
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278
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031=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 05/25/88 15:49 Msg:1549 Call:1000943 Lines:9
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279 -==-=---=-=-====---======--=-=-====-=--=-=-=-===-=--=-=-===-=-=-=--==-=-==-
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280 DJJ,
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281 reasoned discussion is still possible from some. You just have to pick a
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282 topic worth it, and the right person.
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283
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284 LB\__/
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285 oo GIP
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286 --===--{-=-==-=--=-==-==-=-===-==-==--=-=-=-====-=-=-=-===-=-=-=-===-=--=-==
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287
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032=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 05/25/88 17:56 Msg:1550 Call:1000947 Lines:5
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288 I GOT A TOPIC. ON THAT IS CAUSING ALL KINDS OF PEOPLE TO JOIN THE FREY.
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289 THE TOPIC I CHOSE IS YOUTH IN ASIA. MYSELF, I THINK ASIANS HAVE THE RIGHT TO
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290 YOUTH, I MEAN WHO WANTS TO BORN AT THE AGE OF 36, YA KNOW?
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291
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292 [NOAM]
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033=Usr:219 Friar Mossback 05/25/88 18:17 Msg:1551 Call:1000948 Lines:1
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293 Huh?
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034=Usr:447 General Zod 05/25/88 19:21 Msg:1552 Call:1000951 Lines:17
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294 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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295 This is General Zod.
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296 I laugh at the one who would send
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297 assins after me. I fear him not, nor
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298 his assins.
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299 To those that say they will fight to
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300 the death, that is fine, you shall
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301 fight, I shall kill you, you shall
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302 die, and I shall win. You see, your
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303 pitiful lives matter not to me. I
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304 have one object, to win, but you do
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305 not even know the true scope of my
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306 objective. But in time, it shall
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307 be revealed, and all on Earth, shall
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308 tremble at the Might, Power, and
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309 Ultimate Superiority of ZOD!!!!!!!!!
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310 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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035=Usr:465 Gregg Harris 05/25/88 20:48 Msg:1553 Call:1000954 Lines:11
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311 @@@@@@@@#######@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@#@#@#@#@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@##@#@#@@
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312
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313 YAWN! Pass me the pretzels I think this SOD guy won't
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314 get smart and speak intelligently. So what is ZOD anyway.
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315
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316 Definition from Websters.
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317 ZOD,n. 1) Iritating twit that has trouble grasping the idea he isn't
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318 wanted. 2) Stuff that sticks to your shoes in theaters.
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319
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320 The Game Master (a.k.a Gregg Harris)
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321 @@@@@@@@@#@#@#########@@@@@@@###########@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@#@#@##@
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036=Usr:488 ROBERT VAN WINKL 05/25/88 23:04 Msg:1554 Call:1000962 Lines:14
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322 HOWDY BOYS AND GIRLS!
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323 MY NAME IS ROBERT FOR THOSE INTERESTED
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324 FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT GO TO PORTLAND STATE UNIVERSITY I SAY HELLO!
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325 AND FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, THAT'S JUST TOO BAD FOR YOU.
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326
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327 LOOK: I AM LOOKING FOR A CAR TO BUY SOMETIME THIS SUMMER. PRICE RANGE
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328 IS NEGOTIABLE BUT THE CAR NEEDS TO BE RELIABLE. MY HOME PHONE NUMBER
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329 IS 234-xxxx. IF IT IS BUSY IT IS BECAUSE MY SISTERS, I HAVE TWO OF
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330 THEM, AND THEY USE THE PHONE CONSTANTLY. KEEP TRYING!
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331
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332 THANKS, AND I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON!
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333
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334 < >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >< >
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335
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037=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 05/26/88 12:29 Msg:1555 Call:1000969 Lines:5
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336 MY DEAREST SOD; I DOUBT YOUR VALIDITY, ERGO YOU DO NOT EXIST!
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337 >POOF<---YOU
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338 TTFN [NOAM]
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339@
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340@GHK
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038=Usr:447 General Zod 05/26/88 19:36 Msg:1556 Call:1000977 Lines:6
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341 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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342 This is General Zod.
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343 NOAM:Soon, you shall fall beneath my
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344 feet, ergo you shall cease to exist.
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345 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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346
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039=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 05/26/88 19:44 Msg:1557 Call:1000978 Lines:15
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347 -======--------=-=-==========----------===--------==---==-=-===-=------==-=-
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348 This is Lord Beaker ere to the throne of Tabernacky, and under the official
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349 classification G0d in pending. Zod..how could you possably think that you
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350 could do anything that would affect me (a living and currently human) per-
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351 son in the slightest. Lest you count getting a reaction from me from your
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352 pitifuly empty threats.
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353
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354 I assume by your lack of response nobody wants any-wishes granted later (98
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355 years). So I might not become all powerful. What have you got to loose.
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356
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357 LB\__/
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358 oo GIP
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359 --------=======-=-=-=--=--{=-========-------======-========---=======--=----
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360
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361
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040=Usr:435 JUSTIN TIME 05/26/88 22:41 Msg:1558 Call:1000984 Lines:3
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362@?
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363@HELP
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364 HEY! THIS IS PSYCHO! ANYONE OUT THERE?????
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041=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 05/26/88 23:10 Msg:1559 Call:1000985 Lines:3
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365
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366 NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
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367 [NOAM]
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042=Usr:447 General Zod 05/27/88 06:19 Msg:1560 Call:1000991 Lines:15
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368 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>><><>
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369 This is General Zod.
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370
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371 To this Lord So and So:Thou art a
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372 fool. The might and power of ZOD
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373 are far beyond that of you, as you
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374 sid, you are a mere human. I have
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375 powers that not even Superman knows
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376 of. The time my companions and I
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377 spent in the Phantom Zone gave us
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378 even higher powers. Tremble, for
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379 your kingdom shall fall under the
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380 power and might of ZOD!!!!!!!!!!!
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381
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382 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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043=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 05/27/88 12:48 Msg:1561 Call:1000997 Lines:5
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383 LEAVE OUR RESIDENT GOD IN PENDING ALONE. IF YOURE SO /AND I'LL RESPECT THE
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384 WISHES OF OUR HOST/ $'%()(&%'&%#%$ POWERFULL, WHY CAN'T YOU SPELL 'SAID'?
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385
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386 TAKE OFF!
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387 [NOAM]
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044=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 05/27/88 15:45 Msg:1562 Call:1000999 Lines:20
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388 -=-=-==----=-===---===---==---=-====---=====-==-=-=-=---=====-=--===-=-=-=--
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389 Zod,
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390 First off, its Lord Beaker...You'd think someone as great as thou could
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391 remember as simple a name as that. Second off, I'm not a mere human, I'm a
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392 rather superior human. Third off, why should the fact that your more power-
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393 ful than Superman bother me, if you read your comic books, you'd realize that
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394 Batman (a human) has defeated the Man of Steel on ocasion himself. Forth off
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395 @#%@! off! :)
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396
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397 LB \__/
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398 oo GIP
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399
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400 --===-=-=---=--{=--======--==----====--===--=-=-===----==--=--=-===-=-=-===-
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401
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403 Oh, thanks for the defense [NOAM]!
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404
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405 LB\__/
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406 oo
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407 --===-=-=--{=-=--===---===---===---===--===---====-----=======-------=====--
|
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045=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 05/27/88 18:04 Msg:1563 Call:10001001 Lines:4
|
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408 ANY TIME. JUST REMEMBER US LITTLE PEOPLE WHEN YOU MAKE IT.
|
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409 NO RAM...NO TIME...NO MEMORY...NOVEMBER...
|
||
410 NO SHADE...NO SHADE...
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411 [NOAM]
|
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046=Usr:23 Grann 05/28/88 12:07 Msg:1564 Call:10001020 Lines:4
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412 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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413 Noam: Oho! I thought that sounded a bit familiar. Would that go on
|
||
414 to NO BIRDS and NO BEES?
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415 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ M&G ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
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047=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 05/28/88 13:08 Msg:1565 Call:10001021 Lines:2
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416 AND, I BELIEVE, NO BUTTERFLIES
|
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417 GOTTA BAMF [NOAM]
|
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048=Usr:490 J J 05/28/88 21:07 Msg:1566 Call:10001033 Lines:6
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418
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419
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420 This place is weird...
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421
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422
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423
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049=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 05/28/88 22:58 Msg:1567 Call:10001037 Lines:6
|
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424 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Kevin Connell############################
|
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425 Lord Beaker, GIP (or what?) , anyways, I always wondered what the level
|
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426 thing was, and I'd like mine raised to ONE below yours, beit yours is higher
|
||
427 than mine.. ttfn thx & ttyliyrdl!!!!!!!
|
||
428 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@May 30###############################
|
||
429
|
||
050=Usr:447 General Zod 05/29/88 07:36 Msg:1568 Call:10001045 Lines:25
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430 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
|
||
431 This is General Zod.
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432 beaker:Thou art beneath me, o I will pay you no further heed beyond
|
||
433 this. Thou shalt be among the first
|
||
434 to fall under my new order.The true
|
||
435 order of ZOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
436 as to NOAM:You are becoming a boring
|
||
437 foe. Surely you can do better than
|
||
438 you have. I would at least like
|
||
439 to make your destruction worth
|
||
440 something.
|
||
441 The order of ZOD is closer than you
|
||
442 all think. It may seem a while by
|
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443 your time standards, but I, Zod, am
|
||
444 patient in these matters. It shall
|
||
445 come, and there shall be those who
|
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446 join me, and those that oppose me.
|
||
447 Those that join will go on to
|
||
448 greatness. Those that fight shall
|
||
449 go, as you say, back to the dust from
|
||
450 which they came.
|
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451 This is the WILL OF ZOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
452 It shall become reality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
453 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>>
|
||
454
|
||
051=Usr:23 Grann 05/29/88 11:11 Msg:1569 Call:10001047 Lines:9
|
||
455 ++++5678+++++++++++++++++6789++++++++++0+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
||
456 This ZOD fellow don't take the hint too well, do he? Letsee here.
|
||
457 We got your 40 column god who loves putting those bangs (!) behind each
|
||
458 and every pompous statement he makes.
|
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459 It would seem that a being who wanted to impress us as much as SOD
|
||
460 appears to would know how- by utilizing the medium to its fullest extent,
|
||
461 80 columns, perfect spelling, wonderful style and dazzling prose. You
|
||
462 might think that a "superior being" could accomplish that.
|
||
463 +++++++++++++++++++ M&G +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
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052=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 05/29/88 12:06 Msg:1570 Call:10001049 Lines:10
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464 I DON'T KNOW, M&G, I FIND HIM MOST AMUSING! HE'S LIKE SOME OLD, WORTHLESS
|
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465 FOE (OR IS THAT FOO) IN THE OLD DEFENDERS COMICS!
|
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466 SERIOUSLY, THO, THE ONLY REASON I AM A BORRING FOE, OH SOD THE GREAT, IS DUE TO
|
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467 THE COMPITITION I FACE FROM YOU. I MEAN, SO YOU SNUFFED DR. LIZARDO, BIG DEAL.
|
||
468 THE MAN'S BEEN IN A FRUIT BASKET EVER SINCE HE GOT HIS BODY BACK. INDEED, YOU
|
||
469 COULD HAVE BEEN IMPERSONATING HIM. NOW, I'VE NOT SEEN ANY ATTACK ON ME OR MINE
|
||
470 SO I'LL CONTINUE TO BE "BOORISH".
|
||
471
|
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472 OK NOW, WHY HASN'T ANYONE TOUCHED MY TOPIC OF YOUTH IN ASIA?
|
||
473 NO PROPPER TIME OF DAY.....[NOAM]
|
||
053=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 05/29/88 15:50 Msg:1571 Call:10001059 Lines:8
|
||
474 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@Static!#################################
|
||
475 Zod: Take a hint, get the hell out.
|
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476 Noam: AHGREED! He is amuzing, fore he is not believeable, he is rather child
|
||
477 ish, talking about stupid things like taking over the world. If you ask me
|
||
478 he is not a superior being, just a stupid little immaturpre-pubescint
|
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479 brat! well, all for now
|
||
480 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@05-29-88############################
|
||
481
|
||
054=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 05/29/88 16:13 Msg:1572 Call:10001060 Lines:16
|
||
482 -----=====--========-------===--=======-------------========------=-=======-
|
||
483 Kevin (en?) C.
|
||
484 Your wish may well be my command at some future point.
|
||
485
|
||
486 Anyother hopeful just incase wishers?
|
||
487
|
||
488@Ho}i5 Wz_zX^}n6U:Ic{)#K&
|
||
489
|
||
490 How but one for the non-existance of Mr. Zod?! Or desperate for attension
|
||
491 friend. ^
|
||
492 u
|
||
493
|
||
494 LB\__/
|
||
495 oo GIP
|
||
496 --=-=-=-=--^=-=----===-=--=--=-=-========----------===--=--=-=-=-===---===--
|
||
497
|
||
055=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 05/29/88 20:04 Msg:1573 Call:10001067 Lines:5
|
||
498 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++KEV C.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
||
499 this is KevIn C. User 238. Well, your HIGHness, god in P, Lord Beaker.
|
||
500 When will this future become now?
|
||
501 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++owwow
|
||
502
|
||
056=Usr:453 jim walroth 05/29/88 22:32 Msg:1574 Call:10001071 Lines:5
|
||
503 ***************)))))))))))))))))(((((((((((((((((&&&&&&&&&&&^^^^^^^^^%%%%%%%$$$
|
||
504 Well, it's looks like Ronnie Headrest's on the way out and the Busher
|
||
505 doesn't stand a chance. It'll definitely be The Duke for the next eight (8)
|
||
506 years!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
507 The GOLEM................(((((())))))&&&&&&&&&^^^^^^^%%%%%$##@@!!!!!!!!!
|
||
057=Usr:283 KEVIN CONNELL 05/30/88 00:01 Msg:1575 Call:10001073 Lines:7
|
||
508
|
||
509
|
||
510 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
||
511 KC
|
||
512 OOPS, THAT IS USER #283
|
||
513
|
||
514 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
||
058=Usr:493 Shove L. Head 05/30/88 01:18 Msg:1576 Call:10001080 Lines:9
|
||
515 I say we nominate any one of our favorite drug smugglers for president. They're
|
||
516 all probably recieving financial backing from the CIA anyway and have friends
|
||
517 in high places and can afford a campaign. Can't lose.
|
||
518
|
||
519 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
|
||
520 S H O V E L. H E A D
|
||
521 ----------------------
|
||
522
|
||
523
|
||
059=Usr:11 L'homme sans Par 05/30/88 11:33 Msg:1577 Call:10001085 Lines:8
|
||
524 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++------------------------+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
||
525 Zod : I have one question for you. What in blazes is an 'assins?' I have
|
||
526 entered the word into the master computer banks at memory alpha, and even
|
||
527 these huge storehouses of knowledge can't figure out what you are talking
|
||
528 about. In fact, memory alpha, after examining some of your writing, started
|
||
529 a multi-row query in the PRE-SCHOOL ENROLLMENT DATABASE. I wonder why it
|
||
530 would do something like that?
|
||
531 --------------------------- MEMORY ALPHA CONTROL ----------------------------
|
||
060=Usr:494 Lt. Cmdr. Data 05/30/88 15:48 Msg:1578 Call:10001090 Lines:11
|
||
532 ---------------------------------------------------
|
||
533 This is Lt. Cmdr. Data from the Starship U.S.S.
|
||
534 Enterprise. Memory Alpha Control, query, what is a Zod? I find
|
||
535 no references to one in the Enterprise data banks, nor in my own. Please
|
||
536 specify.
|
||
537 Also, are there any other Federation officers here?
|
||
538 Thank you.
|
||
539 End Communication................
|
||
540 U.S.S. Enterprise subspace channel 453.9872 closed.
|
||
541 UFP/COMMO#211386yt8592SFC/NCC1701D
|
||
542 ---------------------------------------------------
|
||
061=Usr:447 General Zod 05/30/88 17:35 Msg:1579 Call:10001094 Lines:14
|
||
543 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
|
||
544 This is General Zod.
|
||
545 To reply to the question posed,
|
||
546 one of those who is against me, left
|
||
547 word that he would send assins after
|
||
548 me and my fellows. I believe this
|
||
549 obvious degenerate meant to say
|
||
550 asassins, (I believe that is the term,
|
||
551 I prefer to kill personally, rather
|
||
552 than hiring one to do it for me),
|
||
553 but was too overpowered by my
|
||
554 obvious superiority as to forget
|
||
555 his words.
|
||
556 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
|
||
062=Usr:428 Mercury X 05/30/88 19:51 Msg:1580 Call:10001100 Lines:10
|
||
557 (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
|
||
558 YAWN.....Z, when you start taking over the world, let me know. Otherwise
|
||
559 put up or shut up. Let's just say that the person who ever is against you,
|
||
560 whoever he may be--I thank him--was so outraged by your empty threats that in
|
||
561 his rage he forgot how to spell "asassians."
|
||
562 NOAM: I think your topic is good, but it is a bit too broad...Choose something
|
||
563 more specific in Asian youth, such as why they are prejudiced against African
|
||
564 youth in television commercials...GIP, when I have a good wish, I will let you
|
||
565 know...
|
||
566 (((((((((8:07 p.m.(((((((((((Mercury))))))))))))5/30/88)))))))))))))))))))))))
|
||
063=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 05/30/88 20:50 Msg:1581 Call:10001104 Lines:16
|
||
567 -----==-=======-------=======-========---------=======-------=======-----=--
|
||
568 Kevin,
|
||
569 In about 98 years! I can hardly wait.
|
||
570
|
||
571 Mercury,
|
||
572 You can make it now and change it later. I'm not picky.
|
||
573
|
||
574 Zot,
|
||
575 Could your most powerful emmenence be persuaded to give an estemit, in our
|
||
576 ineficient earth terms as to how long till you take over and then maybe leave
|
||
577 for a while?
|
||
578 Lord \__/ Beaker
|
||
579 HCT oo GIP
|
||
580
|
||
581 ------=====-=-==---=-{=-=---===-=-=-=======-=-========------==-------=-----=
|
||
582
|
||
064=Usr:496 K. p. 05/30/88 21:46 Msg:1582 Call:10001107 Lines:7
|
||
583 Zod, you have a definate problem. for someone as 'highly powerful' as you
|
||
584 claim yourself to be, you can't spell worth crap. You go from Assins, to
|
||
585 Asassins. IT'S ASSASSINS! Geez, get
|
||
586 a grip.
|
||
587
|
||
588
|
||
589
|
||
065=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 05/30/88 23:49 Msg:1583 Call:10001111 Lines:37
|
||
590 Zod, you are no better than Wolfgang and his accursed brothers
|
||
591 and vile sister. If need be, I will destroy you as I did them.
|
||
592 I will not allow the Illuminati to regain power. Hagbard Celine
|
||
593 is one thing: a free man, and that is something you can never
|
||
594 take from me. So I give you this advice; either back out now,
|
||
595 or face the worst nightmare of your life.
|
||
596
|
||
597 By the way, as you seem to have trouble with terms, I will give
|
||
598 you a new homework assignment, complete with the answer so you
|
||
599 do not have to think.
|
||
600
|
||
601 ANARCHIST (noun): Someone who hates over-bearing, pompus,
|
||
602 half-brained mutations that are not fit to shine
|
||
603 potatos with a toothbrush. (See also, Anarchy,
|
||
604 Anarchism)
|
||
605
|
||
606 This should keep someone who has difficulty spelling their own
|
||
607 name quite entertained for hours. Just imagine! I've even
|
||
608 eliminated the use of a dictionary.
|
||
609
|
||
610 To Illuminati Prelator:
|
||
611 Send 25 messages to 5 different cities. Contact code 5,
|
||
612 message will read:
|
||
613 "The All-Seeing Eye has established a foothold on the potato
|
||
614 market. Prepare to induce famine in African countries after elimination
|
||
615 of random resistence. Profits will be diverted to Atlantean art
|
||
616 recovery projects." End of Message
|
||
617
|
||
618 Hagbard Celine, of A.A., AISB, FBI, CIA, &
|
||
619 current Grand Illuminati
|
||
620
|
||
621 Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!
|
||
622 __
|
||
623 / \ The All-Seeing Eye
|
||
624 / \ of Graud
|
||
625 / \
|
||
626 ----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
066=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 05/31/88 15:23 Msg:1584 Call:10001126 Lines:5
|
||
627
|
||
628
|
||
629 Crimany!!
|
||
630
|
||
631
|
||
067=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 05/31/88 15:34 Msg:1585 Call:10001127 Lines:6
|
||
632 AND FNORD! WHEN YOU SAY C.I.A., DO YOU MEAN 'COROLLATE, INVESTIGATE, *gulp*
|
||
633 ASSASSINATE'?
|
||
634
|
||
635 BY THE WAY, WASN'T IT SOD HIMSELF WHO WROTE ASSINS?
|
||
636
|
||
637 [NOAM]
|
||
068=Usr:399 Jane Ury 05/31/88 21:47 Msg:1586 Call:10001135 Lines:11
|
||
638 *************************************************************************
|
||
639 Yes, I can talk about Asian youth, but as pointed out, the subject is too broa
|
||
640 What, specificaly, doo you want to talk about?
|
||
641 Why not religion? Why does/did religion replace technology in many Asian c
|
||
642 s? Why is the situation changing? Whatre the benefits of religion? Those of
|
||
643 technology? How do they compare? Which do you prefer and why?
|
||
644 CERVENKA
|
||
645 ###############################################################################
|
||
646 I never encountered the poetry and stories for which this system is famous.
|
||
647 Why did the activity cease? If those responsible left, WHERE DID THEY GO??!!
|
||
648 also CERVENKA
|
||
069=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 06/01/88 01:03 Msg:1587 Call:10001141 Lines:37
|
||
649 - From the Legion of Dynamic Discord and the Erisian Liberation Front ---
|
||
650 To Noam: Stop. Think. Would I lie to you? Fnord.
|
||
651 By the way, the homework assignment was given because Zit apparently has
|
||
652 not completed high-school English (and is therefore not totally corrupted
|
||
653 by the Illuminati Governments; this means I can attempt to show him the
|
||
654 error of his ways). Zit is still afraid of death, and until he learns
|
||
655 otherwise, he will continue to be a slave forever. If Zit should understand
|
||
656 that ALL people are dependent on each other, that harmony is a choice
|
||
657 for ALL people to make, then he will make the world a better place for
|
||
658 himself, and hopefully, for others. But I can't do that. He must do
|
||
659 that for himself. All I can do is tell him and/or kill him. Not much
|
||
660 of a choice, is it?
|
||
661
|
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662 Everyone Else: Why not Anarchism (be careful to distinguish between
|
||
663 anarchy, the action of chaos, and anarchism, the absence of government)
|
||
664 for the world? It truely is the only way out. If you don't understand
|
||
665 why, read the above to Noam. Comments? Feedback? Please? Or will
|
||
666 you trust the sayings of a Natural Born Leader and Guru like me?
|
||
667
|
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668 Cervenka: Given time, all things can be recovered from perpetual peace
|
||
669 (er, war). Although I have only expored this board, I could plainly see
|
||
670 the making of war. After the war, all things will return. They did
|
||
671 with Fernando Poo (and we all know what would have happened if Fernando
|
||
672 Poo had resulted in a superpowers war...)
|
||
673
|
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674 Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!
|
||
675 H.C.
|
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676
|
||
677 (P.S. To [NOAM], yes, Zit did spell assassins incorrectly. Please also
|
||
678 note that my spelling is not perfect after 18 hours of constant alertness,
|
||
679 even with Black Alamont; for I am human, just as you.)
|
||
680 (P.S.S. I pose no threat to the resident GIP; In fact, could I interest
|
||
681 him in becoming a member of ELF?)
|
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682 (P.S.S.S. I proclaim all members reading this offical Popes with the
|
||
683 full rights to carry on religious cerimonies and to cannonize other
|
||
684 members of the Legion of Dynamic Discord.)
|
||
685 -- mama mama mama. French Canadian Bean Soup. ----------------------------
|
||
070=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 06/01/88 16:08 Msg:1588 Call:10001166 Lines:22
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686 -=-=-=====---=====-=-------==-=-------==------=======-=--------==------=-===
|
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687 ELF? Is that an (Oh! what do you call those things that spell something and
|
||
688 stand for something.). Well, what is it?
|
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689
|
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690 To anyone whose interested, Ive noticed a rash growing of the old cults.
|
||
691 i.e. Cultmexers, c'kal tus, ect. Anyone know why? I'll tell you why! Um,
|
||
692 I guess I don't know why. But it is happening.
|
||
693
|
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694 You know, for a breif moment today, I actualy thought someone might be
|
||
695 better than me. I'm fairly sure I was wrong though.
|
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696 Lord Beaker \__/
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||
697 oo GIP
|
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698
|
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699 Oh is it an ancronism!?!(See first paragraph)
|
||
700 Spread the word, digital watches are not, repeat not hyper inteligent
|
||
701 creatures sent to wipe us of the face of the earth. They're here to help
|
||
702 us.
|
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703
|
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704 Conf to CHARTEX: 'The dog is not brown.'
|
||
705
|
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706 -----=-=-==-==-=--{=--=-====--=-=-====--=-===-=-=---====-=-=---====-=======-
|
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707
|
||
071=Usr:428 Mercury X 06/01/88 17:51 Msg:1589 Call:10001168 Lines:9
|
||
708 ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
|
||
709 My spelling or English isn't perfect ethier...I haven't seen Zod for
|
||
710 a while...You know, he might be gone for GOOD! (Break out the party
|
||
711 instruments.)....Pope?!? I think I might grow to like being Pope
|
||
712 of a cult. Now are there any cultists out there?
|
||
713
|
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714 Lord Beaker: I'm still thinking.
|
||
715
|
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716 (((((((((((((6:00 p.m.((((((((((((((Mercury)))))))))))6/1/88)))))))))))
|
||
072=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 06/01/88 18:05 Msg:1590 Call:10001169 Lines:5
|
||
717 I KNOW PHOENIX AND L'HOME ARE....
|
||
718 [NOAM]:::::::SOME TIMES IT FEELS YOU CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH:::::::
|
||
719 OFF
|
||
720 BYE
|
||
721 LET ME^C
|
||
073=Usr:496 K. p. 06/01/88 20:17 Msg:1591 Call:10001175 Lines:19
|
||
722 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
723 I would assum that the rise in the cults now-a-days is do to the breakdown
|
||
724 of other religions? I used to be Christian, but I haven't seen much in the
|
||
725 work of God these days, or any days that I can remember, to prove to me that He
|
||
726 indeed does exist. Techneclly(sound it out), there has been alot of activity
|
||
727 surrounding the devil, thereby claiming the existence of God (or gods), but
|
||
728 all's I've been able to get a grip on God's doing are these so-called
|
||
729 'religious' people out there claiming to do His work. The 'religious' people
|
||
730 that I have been in contact with have all been hypocritic liars. Why would I
|
||
731 want to be in a religion that you
|
||
732 practise what you preach against? People are looking for another way. 'nuff
|
||
733 said.
|
||
734 Umm, as for stories and the such on the board. I'd post some, but don't
|
||
735 wanna re-type them all out. If I put a hard return after each line, would
|
||
736 it buffer to the board correctly?
|
||
737 K. Such'n'such-----------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
738
|
||
739
|
||
740@
|
||
074=Usr:465 Gregg Harris 06/01/88 22:57 Msg:1592 Call:10001188 Lines:3
|
||
741 @@##@#@@######@@#@@#@#@#@#######@@#@#@#@#@##@#@#@###@@#@#@#@#@#
|
||
742 Lurk, Lurk, Lurk, and another Lurk. The Game Master
|
||
743 #@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@#@#@#@#@#@#############@#@#@#@#@#@#
|
||
075=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 06/02/88 01:28 Msg:1593 Call:10001191 Lines:39
|
||
744
|
||
745 --- A News Flash from the Leif Erikson.. ------------------------------------
|
||
746 Cult? Me? In a Cult?
|
||
747 Actually, when I was in 'college', a cult (not the occult, very important
|
||
748 difference) is defined as a form of religious or philsophical belief that
|
||
749 was not widely accepted by different predominate societies. Besides,
|
||
750 I think you shouldn't read so much between my lines, and just enjoy the
|
||
751 implications at their face value.
|
||
752 0 To0LB{GIP}, I ask that you advance from GIP up, but that I could talk
|
||
753 with you on equal grounds. Like I said, "I don't want to be in the
|
||
754 way", as in I don't want to interfere. But I like what I read (see? or
|
||
755 is it read?) and I am just new here. I may step on the rules now and
|
||
756 then, but for the most part, my feelers are just out to test the waters. If
|
||
757 you should need assistence, I would be happy to help with anything.
|
||
758
|
||
759 So who put the squeeze on Generic Zit? Are him0and0his 'assins' gone?
|
||
760
|
||
761 (In real life, I lay no claim to any cult or religion. I am simply
|
||
762 DEBATEing points with other people so I can test my own theories out.)
|
||
763 Besides, the ligitimacy of something is usually determined by the
|
||
764 majority of a mass, and not by the individual. A pity for many things that
|
||
765 it could not be the other way around.
|
||
766 And what about my Anarchism topic? What has happened?
|
||
767
|
||
768 "So much to do, and so little time!...
|
||
769 Stike that<
|
||
770 Reverse it... this way!..."
|
||
771 - Willy Wonka
|
||
772
|
||
773 H.C.
|
||
774 HE/AHD
|
||
775 (PS. thnx for making me fell welcome on this BBS. I've been on MANY others,
|
||
776 but I really feel at home on this one, out of the 6 or 7 I frequent. Once
|
||
777 again, thanx everyone.)
|
||
778 (PSS. LB{GIP}, I ask that I could apply for GURUhood under your watchful
|
||
779 eye, if it pleases our Demi-God and soon-to-be deity. Or is there
|
||
780 some initiation or Ordeal that I must pass? Or is it jest another
|
||
781 gateless gate, for me to discover on my own? Please reply! Thank you.)
|
||
782 (PSSS. LB{GIP}, "Flattery will get you anywhere, and for free!" )
|
||
076=Usr:447 General Zod 06/02/88 06:22 Msg:1594 Call:10001193 Lines:22
|
||
783 <><><><.<><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
|
||
784 This is General Zod.
|
||
785 NOAM:You are allready losing.
|
||
786 Beaker:You shall soon perish from
|
||
787 your "rule"(over whom I have no idea).
|
||
788 As I stated before, I need not slaves,
|
||
789 all I need is your world. But nd
|
||
7)0 as a place of habitation, no, it is
|
||
791 not suited to the glory of ZOD. No,
|
||
792 but your world, any planet for that
|
||
793 matter, would make a fine battering
|
||
794 ram to "persuade" other worlds.
|
||
795 With our supreme superpowers, my
|
||
796 compa~ions and I could move it
|
||
797 anywhere. Of course, you would all
|
||
798 die, but as you have sworn do die,
|
||
799 that matters little. But I have
|
||
800 things I must do before I complete
|
||
801 this plan. But I shall leave that
|
||
802 for you to ponder.........>...>..
|
||
803 and fear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
804 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
|
||
077=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 06/02/88 08:47 Msg:1595 Call:10001196 Lines:23
|
||
805 -=-========------=====-=---==---------===------=-=======-=------=-=======--=
|
||
80&0AAIYIEEEE!!!!! ZOTS BACK!!! OH NO, MORE THREATS OF PLANET DESTROTING
|
||
807 CAPABILITIES. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
|
||
808
|
||
809 Zod, I the might L.B. and GIP, do not rule over any save myself. And that
|
||
810 is a rule I could never lose! If you are so powerful, why do you worry so
|
||
811 that others will doubt you?
|
||
812
|
||
813 Lief Erickson? Is that your handle(name)? I'd like a Guru. Though I can
|
||
814 not give you the ability. A true guru must find his god(belief) for
|
||
815 himself. If you have, and itc me, more power to you (literaly). I hope
|
||
816 you don't mind the wait till I'm full status. It gets to sometimes. I
|
||
817 think I could do it now, but...something wouldn't be quit right.
|
||
818
|
||
819 Ponder all the 'might' of Zop, braggart extrodinair.
|
||
820 Mercury, how hard can it be to think up a wish. I can always undo it if
|
||
821 you don't like what happens? I'm going to be a decent one with the people
|
||
822 G0d you know.
|
||
823
|
||
824 Lrd \__/ Bkr
|
||
825 Gip oo Wag
|
||
826
|
||
827 --=-=-=-==--{=-==------===-=-=-===-=-=-=-===-=---=--=-=-=-=--=-=====---==-==
|
||
078=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 06/02/88 11:57 Msg:1596 Call:10001202 Lines:24
|
||
828 Zit, you shall now face my wrath. You have 24 hrs. to contemplate the
|
||
829 error of your ways. If you return in thqd time, you shall find
|
||
830 yourself inhabiting the next plane of existence! Or have you not read
|
||
831 the post I have already done? (lines 450-650) Surely someone who
|
||
832 is as delusioned as you would take the time to see what has happened
|
||
833 since your last visit. Or do you still have trouble (remember 'assins')
|
||
834 remembering things (like the alphabet, & how to use it)...
|
||
835
|
||
836 LB{GIP|Wag}, I am Hagbard Celine. For you, I give my truth:
|
||
837 I hold no others before me now. I hold no goveb~ment before me now.
|
||
838 But I will have you as my Deity, to commune with, to our mutual benefit.
|
||
839 I am patient. I can wait for the Ordeal of the GURU, and I can find
|
||
840 that 'gateless gate'. I ask only your blessing at the time of
|
||
841 your own ordai~ment as {r}esident {g}od.
|
||
842
|
||
843 Zit, prepare to be squeezed....and popped. Your body will ooze from
|
||
844 its outer shell in the thick, white puss that you really are, dribbling
|
||
845 over a husk that blows away in the wind, drying up into a yel|ow
|
||
(46 stain on the ground. With any luck, a dog might even pee on you...
|
||
847
|
||
848 Hagbard Celine
|
||
849 Hail Lord Beaker / All hail discordia!
|
||
850
|
||
851 -------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
079=Usr:502 MatrixBrain ver0 06/02/88 13:11 Msg:1597 Call:10001205 Lines:11
|
||
852 File 060288001 Desc: ZodQuery
|
||
853 QUERY GIP BEAKER ZOD SUBSTANCE TYPE?
|
||
854 PROSE ANALYSIS / UNSTABLE MIND - ref psych|DSM3
|
||
855 psych|DMS3 / REHABILITATE OR INSTITUTE SUBJECT
|
||
856 0 /0SUBJECT POSSES HARM TOWARDS (type)HUMAN LIFE
|
||
857 / SUGGESTION: IMMEDIATE INCARCERATION - (97.6% accuracy)
|
||
858 / SUGGESTION: INDUCE CHEMICAL NEROINHIBITORS
|
||
859 / SUGGESTION: DELETE LIFE FORM - secondary ref Ethics[He}an]
|
||
860 QUERY HUMAN RESPONSE? REPLY PRIORITY .9/1
|
||
861 End File / MatrixBrain ver0.9 / Cray Systems Inc. (c)1988 All rights Resv.
|
||
862@Ethics / "No life shall be taken unless many others may be saved by this."
|
||
080=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 06/02/88 14:$9 Msg:1598 Call:10001210 Lines:11
|
||
863 -=-==-=------=======-=-------=-======-=======--------=-=========-=-------===
|
||
864 Hagbard Celine, good enough and better than much. My blessing at the
|
||
865 nescesary time you shall have. And a favored place in }i own consideration
|
||
866 towards other beings. Oh, I don't think neroinhibitors would do a lot to
|
||
867 slow down Zog. A brain(nervous system) imparment wouldn't be noticable to
|
||
868 us if he could still type.
|
||
869
|
||
870 Lord Beaker GIP
|
||
871 \__/ 0 WOV
|
||
872 oo WAG
|
||
873 -----==-=-{=--=======-==------========-=------=-======-=--------======-=--=-
|
||
081=Usr:221 matt logan 06/02/88 15:03 Msg:1599 Call:10001211 Lines:7
|
||
874@ [44mIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM;[0m
|
||
875@ [44m: Another [5m[mNI[0m[44m test :[0m
|
||
876@ [44mGDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD6[0m
|
||
877 [44m: Does this work ?[31m?[32m?[33m?[34m?[35m?[36m?[37m? :[0m
|
||
878@ [44mHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM<
|
||
879 [0m
|
||
880
|
||
082=Usr:329 mark Holdahl 06/02/88 19:46 ]cg:1&00 Call:10001219 Lines:11
|
||
881 Phoenix is back. Well, actually Phoenix II. Yes, I've risen from the ashes
|
||
882 yet again, just to be a pain....
|
||
883 Lord Beaker, GIP, WOF, WAG, I've a wish. That wish is that you'll stablise my
|
||
884 brain so I can0ctop` the Bowie rutine ever six months. Also, would that help
|
||
885 my spelling?
|
||
886
|
||
887 NOAM, so what if I'm a cultist? I was born in the latter days of my....
|
||
888
|
||
889 New topic for discution<to talk about>; HONOUR= what is it and why?
|
||
890 all0for0now, Phoenix II
|
||
891 ^C
|
||
083=Usr:447 General Zod 06/02/88 20:08 Msg:1601 Call:10001220 Lines:5
|
||
892 This is General ZOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
893 I have returned. This is what I have
|
||
894 waited for, combat with your "best".
|
||
895 Come, attack me> Txou shalt die!!!!!
|
||
896 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
|
||
084=Usr:336 NOAM RANN 06/02/88 21:37 Msg:1602 Call:10001224 Lines:3
|
||
897 MY DEEPEST RESPECTS TO THE SYSSTOP, BUT: SOD, WOULD YOU JUST PISS OFF?
|
||
898 [NOAM]*****I'LL UNDERSTAND IV I'M DELETED.
|
||
899 BYE
|
||
085=Usr:322 Stray Cat 06/02/88 21:48 Msg:1603 Call:10001226 Lines:12
|
||
900
|
||
901 !@^(*&!@#^(&_)(*&@#$&^^)(*@^&#^*)@#($&(^*)(^)#@$+_)*@$#*)+_)@*(*$#&(_)(#&$&&@_
|
||
902
|
||
903 Is school out or what? Suddenly all this activity on here and JDs.
|
||
904 *HONOR* - a keen sense of right and wrong; adherence to action or principle
|
||
905 considered right, as in *NOT* lying ("creative lying?").
|
||
906
|
||
907 *SCOUT'S HONOR* - What you say when you're obviously lying (either that or
|
||
90(0"tbust me."
|
||
909
|
||
910 done
|
||
911 that's it folks
|
||
086=Usr:329 mark Holdahl 06/02/88 23:17 Msg:1604 Call:10001227 Lines:6
|
||
912 Well, my problems with honor usually centered around being *inlove* with a girl
|
||
913 that was dateing a close friend.
|
||
9!4 Resently, I've been feeling my honor being crossed, but I never know why.
|
||
915
|
||
916 NOAM: here here!
|
||
917 ^C
|
||
087=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 06/03/88 00:46 Msg:1605 Call:10001228 Lines:38
|
||
918
|
||
919 ---{ Are Unicorns Real? Or just in a real sense? }---
|
||
920 I have a proposal:
|
||
921 The basis of power is if people believe that it exists.
|
||
922 Therefore, if we all agreed that Zitface has no power, then
|
||
923 Ergo he will have none.
|
||
924
|
||
925 All we have to do is declare him a non-entity or fyction, and
|
||
926 he shall cease to be, no matter how irritating and incredibly stupid
|
||
927 it (not he) can be. Zit will eventually discover that it has to
|
||
928 move somewhere else (which is hard for any Zit, I hear...)
|
||
929 Honor - to give aligence< ant thereby polorizing (sic) a thought or
|
||
930 action. Basically folks, honor is a cheap way to rationalize
|
||
931 actions. Before I have a ton of bricks thrown against me
|
||
932 by everyone else, consider honor in Japan, the way yt was
|
||
933 centuries ago. People died if they lost face, while in the
|
||
934 Western Cultures, people were simply ashamed, and lived with
|
||
935 it. Which is worse? You would be better off with Faith
|
||
936 than wydh honor - because individuals define their own reasons
|
||
937 for having Faith in something (that is not to say that Faith
|
||
938 is somewhat of a fallacy, either...) while honor is defined
|
||
939 by a mass of people.
|
||
940
|
||
941 \B{GI@|WOF|WAG}, thank you for your kind praise. My witts and prose are
|
||
942 at your disposal, 24 hours every day. Many thanks to the others of
|
||
943 this board for their kindness in listening to me, too.
|
||
944
|
||
945 Hagbard Celine, friend of free men, ene}y ov enslavers.
|
||
946 Hail Lord Beaker! All Hail Discordia!
|
||
947
|
||
948 (PS. LB{GIP|WOF|WAG}, I shall be patient. May your power shine upon
|
||
949 this small world, and better it for doing so.)
|
||
950 (PSS. Noam, don't worry. If you go, I'll probably go to 8I dn't think
|
||
951 my doggie ref. was to good for my health) Who knows...)
|
||
952 "Ignorance is Bliss" - unknown
|
||
953 "when you don't know the facts" - H.C.
|
||
954 :->
|
||
955 ---------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
088=Usr:#22 Ctray Cat 06/03/88 06:51 Msg:1606 Call:10001234 Lines:3
|
||
956 "Losing face" (unmasking) is usually the best way to accelerate growth.
|
||
957
|
||
958
|
||
089=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 06/03/88 14:08 Msg:1607 Call:10001238 Lines:11
|
||
959 ---{ Harry Coins danceing in Krishna's Pocket }----------------------
|
||
960 Who left the last message? In what context are you refering the
|
||
961 growth acceleration to? In a political sense you would cause a revolution.
|
||
962 In a personal sense you would certainly chqnge your life rapidly. I
|
||
963 just don't quite understand. Please clarify and leave a signature.
|
||
964
|
||
965 Hagbard Celine
|
||
966 "Trust not a man who is rich in flax"
|
||
967 "his morals may be sadly lax"
|
||
968
|
||
969 |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||l|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
||
090=Usr:329 mark Holdahl 06/03/88 14:35 Msg:1608 Call:10001239 Lines:2
|
||
970 Oh, life can be cruel, life in Tokyo
|
||
971 ^C
|
||
091=Usr:498 Hagbard Celine , 06/03/88 14:43 Msg:1609 Call:10001240 Lines:8
|
||
972 ---{0Fnord. }--------------------------------------------------------
|
||
973
|
||
974 Life isn't so hot to begin with. Or is it that we believe that
|
||
975 life is a beach, so it seems like one. Maybe life is good, but people
|
||
976 choose to make it difficult.
|
||
9'7
|
||
978 H.C.
|
||
979 ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
||
092=Usr:483 Lord Beaker 06/03/88 15:07 Msg:1610 Call:10001241 Lines:20
|
||
980 --=-==-=-=-=---=-===-=---=-=====-=---===-=-=----====-=-===---==---==-----===
|
||
981 A|l Hqil the Great nothing from beyond, for it alone comes closest to not
|
||
982 being here! ^^^^^
|
||
983
|
||
984 The rubble of minds is the essence of life. All right, that doesn't realy
|
||
985 meen anything, but its hard to sound wisdomic all the time.
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986 0
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987 Hey! A thought just occured to me. Maybe hackysacks can think, but have no
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988 way to express themselves. And just think of all the things we've done to
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989 the poor creatures.
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990
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991 A wish for a stable brain I shall grant if as usual, Y'm given time (98 years)
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992
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993 Hgbrd,
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994 Seek and ye may find. Little is posative.
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995 All Hail Chaos...
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996 Maybe not, but when used with order it can be useful.
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997 Lord Beaker \__/ GIP
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998 oo
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999 ---===-==---=---==-==-{-==It is surley an omen that I enter the last line.--
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