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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
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2 ************************* INSTALLED: 15 MAR 87 **********************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 ************************************************************
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19
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20 A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no coneries of
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21 small green cryophilic plants.
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22 ************************************************************
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23
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24 SageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSage
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25 At the top?
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26 At the top.
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27 At the top!
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28 SageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSageSage
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29
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30 Friar: )
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31 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
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32 What ?
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33 [][][][][] Friar [][][][]
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34 MIKE, I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE SOME SA400 DISK DRIVES FOR SALE OR HAVE A
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35 HANDLE ON WHERE THEY CAN BE BOUGHT RELATIVELY CHEAP I.E. $10. WAS WHAT I
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36 HEARD. I NORMALLY TALK TO THE APPLEPHILIA BBS. YOU CAN LEAVE ME A MSG
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37 THERE IF YOU WISH. (353). WILL
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38
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39 ********************************************************************
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40 I have 5 SA400 drives left and they are indeed going for $10 each.
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41 I also have some MPI drives in various states of disrepair.
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42 Some one with the knowledge and skills in disk drive repair
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43 could probably get a couple of them going from the parts. I'm offering
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44 the MPI drives for $10 for the box of them (includes 4 MPI drives and
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45 2 SA400 drives) As I said, these are *not* working, (the SA400's are
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46 only good for parts what there is left of them.) There are three
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47 logic cards with the MPI drives, one old style, two new style.
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48 ********************** CISTOP MIKEY **********************************
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49 ____03/15/87__________________JD 2446870.4719_________15:19:34_PST_________
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50 hopefully turning ramdom meaningless thoughts into neatly
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51 organized piles of random meaningless t h OK YOU WIN .
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52 so be it.
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53 *****************************scott*****************************************
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54 this is a test
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55 this is a test
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56 this is a test
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57 really it's just a test
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58 ok, win.
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59 ************************
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60
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61 So there i was standing in a drove of dwarves during rush hour in
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62 downtown L.A. trying to flag a cab. Without success I headed up vine
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63 fighting tooth and nail knee deep in the short folk, there was rummored
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64 a pre dedwarven man lived there that might be able to make some sense
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65 of this fable but was told i had a snowballs chance in hell. The only
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66 color that i can use to discribe Dimlite's house is a Gray Poupon,
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67 fashonable for the era. He was a very tall man about 5'6" and the only
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68 hair i saw on him was on the very tip of his snout. It looked as though
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69 in actuality his personnel hygine had been dicarded let alone abandoned.
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70 he claimed to have been a sandwhich maker[journeymen] for years and
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71 we discussed the posibilites of Dimlite moving a few more feet away
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72 from me so i would'nt be so offended by his odor, he agreed.
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73 Dimlite offered a sandwhich to me, I declined, but was served anayway
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74 promptly throwing small pices of mystery meat under the table to the
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75 canine which he posessed. The canine's name was Cringe a name given
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76 because of the facial expressions shown while eating Dimlite's cooking.
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77
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78 MORE LATER
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79 O\=<([V2V])>=/O
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80 +++++++++++++++++++++++ the ravages of finals week +++++++ Milch +++++++++++
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81 YES, BOYS, GIRLS (and Dimlite)......
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82
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83
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84 THE MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD lLISTER IS
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85 BACK IN ACTION!!
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86
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87 After nearlyseconds of CAREFUL considera
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88 tion...Oonec again I've come up with the
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89 pPERFICT LIST!!
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90
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91
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92 16 BODY PARTS: WHAT THEY COST TO REPLACE
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93
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94 1. Ankle: $6,600
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95 2. Ear: $1,715
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96 3. Elbow: $6,600
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97 4. Finger: $3,600
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98 5. Heart: $28,000
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99 7. Heart pacemaker: $3,500
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100 8. Heart valve: $3,500
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101 8. Hippy joint: $9,500
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102 cular lense: $4,000
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103 11. Kidney: $13,000
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104 11. Knee: $6,600
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105 12. Lung: $10,000
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106 13. Nose: $1,000
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107 14. Sholder: $6,600
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108 15. Toe joint: $3,650
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109 16. Wrist: $3,400
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110
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111 God bless you and GOODBYE EVERYBODY...!
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112 (Mistakes were provided by Commodore.
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113 rld reaches the future...We'll be there!
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114 )
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115 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.3 days, 7.5 hours.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
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116
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117 <^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^>
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118 ATTN CARBON BASED LIFE FORM:
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119
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120 THE FAULT LIES NOT WITH THE MACHINE, BUT WITH THE FOOL
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121 BEHIND THE KEYBOARD
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122
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123 -=<MEBATRON>=-
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124 <^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^><^>
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125 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.1 day, 10.3 hours.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
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126 Look, Emu. We have asked time and time again, please answer us this time.
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127 What the Hell do you count to/from? Mondays maybe? Arg!
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128 EOF
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129 % exit
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130 % logout
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131 4$ #T%(^)YF ^D^D^D
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132
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133 NO CARRIER
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134
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135 ____01/01/87__________________JD 2446797.5664_________17:35:38_PST_________
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136
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____03/16/87__________Leonard_JD 2446871.5646_________17:33:07_PST_________
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137 hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
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138 Remember me? Santa Claus from Christmastime.
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139 I just want you all to know that I am still thinking of you all.
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140 This year I'll be coming to your house, so enjoy it til then.
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141 jkf2o8 hvf
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142 Damn Reindeer.
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143 Hohohohohohohohohohoohohohohohohohoho
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144 Fractured sentences splay my nerve endings. Grammar makes the world go
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145 around.
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146 People who don't believe in spelling aren't taken very seriously.
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147 Get real in the written world.
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148 oughta motta pia.
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149
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150 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
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151 A New No-No Song
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152 A woman that I know just came from Portland State U.
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153 She smiled as my head began to lag
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154 Then she gave me another class to take
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155 And said it was the last for undergrads.
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156
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157 And I said No No No, I won't take it, No Way!
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158 I'm tired of this work with no pay.
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159 No thank you please they only make me wheeze
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160 And then they make it hard to make the grade!
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161 .-.-.-.-.-.-.2 days, 3 hours.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
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162 lurk at this.
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163 lurkmobile
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164 are a lurkable person
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165 lurkish
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166 lurk ness monster
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167 monkeys, donkeys & lurkeys
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168 lurk-o-matic (sysop's & my diskwriter)
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169 McLurk, a new burger at McDonald's
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170 LURKoslovakia
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171 Clurk kent, mild mannered reporter
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172 lurkophilia
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173 LURKintosh
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174 red aLURK! red aLURK!
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175 the urge to lurk
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176 lurkamania
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177 lurk mode
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178 computerlurk, a store that sells computers that you can lurk at.
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179 the united lurkers of america
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180 the lurker's union
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181 sales clurk
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182 sound effects: splurk, ka-plurk, etc.
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183 lurkadaisical
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184 lurkicalifragilisticexpialidocious
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185 teach a computer to lurk
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186 "lurk at you, you're a mess! get cleaned up"
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187 as quoted before, "here's lurking at you, kid"
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188 lurk, lurk
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189 expounding the possibilities of lurking...
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190 on a clear disk, you can lurk forever
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191 lurk controller
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192 new foods: fried lurk(er), sautee'd lurk, lurk chops, etc
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193 skating on a frozen lurk
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194 lurk michigan, lurk tahoe
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195 a new revision of an old play: swan lurk
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196 lurkers in the night
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197 synthelurkers
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198 i lurk for hope
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199 lurk for president
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200 exploring the lurky deep
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201 my shoe is waterlurked(logged)
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202 lurk friek
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203 toll free lurker support
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204 it's 6 o'clurk at night, ed!
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205 "harry, quit lurking at the tv set!"
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206 come quick, lurk at what i found!
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207 chief thunderlurk
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208 lurk skywalker
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209 lurk no farther, it's right here
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210 take off your coat and lurk awhile
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211 lurking at pet tarantulas
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212 a cat named lurk
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213 mountain lions lurk for their prey
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214 buffalurk
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215 lurker's central office
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216 interlurking parts
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217
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218
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219
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220 had enough?
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221 jim michaels (lurking for something to do)
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222 MIKE, HOW DO I CONTACT YOU ABOUT THOSE DRIVES? I AM INTERESTED IN THEM.
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223 ************************************************************************
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224 You can call me at work, Frye Electronics - 620-xxxx
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225 ************************ CISTOP MIKEY ***********************************
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226 ____03/17/87__________________JD 2446872.7234_________21:21:50_PST_________
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227 HOW CLEVER!
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228
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229 Suddenly, the mysterious door began to glow!
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230
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231 O\=<([V2V])>=/O
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232 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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233 The first sensation I felt as I came to consciousness was the cold. A wet,
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234 clinging cold that totally surrounded me, penetrating to the bone and
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235 causing them to ache.
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236 The second sensation I felt was... pressure. My lungs seemed filled with
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237 the air I had somehow gulped before landing into the river, but I knew that
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238 it wouldn't last much longer. I struggled to reach the surface of the
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239 river, where ripples played about the rocks and water plants several feet
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240 above me.
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241 I felt myself being held down by some force, intangible but very real,
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242 pressing me away from the life-giving air above. I heard a mental
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243 voice- #WHAT ARE YOU?#
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244 I tried to answer. #...I am Milchar, a human from Celene....please release
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245 me, I need the air above...#
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246 The Being responded instantly, but during that instant I felt myself get
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247 weaker and the pain in my lungs increased. #NOT RELEVANT. WHAT ARE YOU?#
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248 Concentration had grown exponentially harder. #...a magician, a worker
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249 of magic....#
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250 The voice became slightly more powerful, cutting through the rising barrier
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251 of pain my body built about my mind. #NOT RELEVANT. WHAT IS YOUR BEING?#
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252 Fighting for every last bit of energy I could muster, I tried to answer-
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253 #....uugh...release.....me........#
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254 The next few moments were unlike anything I had ever experienced before or
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255 since, and not something I can easily relate. Yet I shall try. My memories
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256 forced themselves upon me, parading past rapidly, forcing the truth of my
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257 past actions painfully into my mind, showing me THIS or THAT action which
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258 was selfish, THIS action was wrong, THAT one was ill-considered... I reviewed
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259 all of the minor evils I had committed during my life. The pain in my lungs
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260 dimmed compared to the pain this recollection stirred within me.
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261 Yet not all of the actions I reviewed then were the bad ones- I saw also
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262 the great joy I had somehow managed to produce in others from time to time,
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263 the generous deeds accomplished... but somehow, the good actions seemed
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264 fewer than the bad. Or else the bad stuck in my mind more firmly. It's
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265 impossible to tell- but I hoped, just then, that the good outweighed the
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266 evil I had done during my trek in this multiverse.
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267 Abruptly, I felt myself rising quickly but gently. I broke surface an
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268 instant later, gasping for air and fighting exhaustion. Exhaustion won.
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269 I awoke upon the near riverbank, betwixt a bed of flowers and a large
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270 patch of willows, upon a narrow, sandy area. I laid there for many minutes
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271 before I felt well enough to consider what had happened to me. I tried to
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272 puzzle it out for a bit, then, after more minutes, tried to sit up.
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273 I was dizzy, but nothing appeared broken. My injuries seemed limited to
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274 bruises, of which I had an abundance.
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275 My posessions for the most part had survived the ordeal, also. I saw
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276 quicly that my wand was gone; I would probably never see it again.
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277 Having determined that I could get about if need be, I rose. As I did, I
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278 saw something that startled me so much I very nearly fell down again.
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279 On my palm was inscribed a small silver pattern, almost like a tatto, which
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280 faded even as I saw it. Somehow I knew it remained, but knew not what it
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281 signified.
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282 I wasn't about to find out just standing there, though.
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283 So I walked. Rivers tend to be centers of civilization, at all levels:
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284 when primitive, cities enjoy the easy water transport; when advanced,
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285 the people enjoy the natural beauty associated with water bodies. So, in
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286 hope of finding a suitable place to rest before attempting further magic,
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287 I walked downstream.
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288 +++++++++++++++++++++ Milchar +++++++ March 18, 1987 at 12:45am ++++++++++++++
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289 ____03/18/87__________________JD 2446873.7226_________21:20:32_PST_________
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290 O\=<([V2V])>=/O
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291 .-.-.-.15 hours.-.-.-.-.-.Milchar, will you be there?.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
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292 .-.-.-.8.5 hours.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
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293 .-.-.-.1 hour.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
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294 ____03/19/87__________________JD 2446874.6259_________19:01:24_PST_________
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295 ++++++++ Emu, I'm not 100% sure of what you're counting down. I *think* I
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296 know, but that might be a figment of my imagination (things have been getting
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297 very strange inside my grey matter recently). A day or two should clear up
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298 matters. ++++++ Milch ++++ 20 Mar 87 at 1:37am +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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299 post script; to sum up: "I think so." +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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300
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301 Emu, we have ways of making you talk. . .
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302 That's "Vee haf vays of makkeen sheuw taulk." :-)
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303 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))((( Ripple )))
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304 Look like I can finally get things going again. Got a new phone, new
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305 modem and new house. Glad to be back after a year of silence.
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306 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))((( Ripple )))
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307
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308 ++++++++ AA? Hmmmm. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milchar, 3/22/87@1:01am
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309 O\=<([V2V])>=/O
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310 -=<MEBATRON>=-
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311 something odd going on here....
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312 ____03/22/87__________Leonard_JD 2446877.7151_________21:10:20_PST_________
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313 ################################################################
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314 I woke up with the sun in my eyes. It was probably what caused
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315 me to wake up. I felt sore in all of my joints. I had been laying
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316 there for far too long, things were starting to stiffen up.
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317 Soon my eyes adjusted and I looked around me. I was sitting under
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318 a tree in a meadow. How I got here I'm not too sure. As I looked
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319 further I saw the outlines of what appeared to be the glowing
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320 outlines of a door off to one side. Hmmm, interesting. I thought
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321 about getting up, but my soreness and the warming sun inhibited
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322 me from making a quick decision. There was time enough for
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323 exploration I was sure. The presence in my mind was quiet, no
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324 word, no response. I wasn't even sure if he was even there for
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325 sure (assuming that you could even assign a sexual quality as he
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326 or she to such a being). Finally with some degree of effort I got
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327 up and stretched the worst of the kinks out of my bones. My first
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328 order of business was to take a look at the glowing lines of the
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329 assumed doorway. As I approached it the lines began to glow even
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330 more. It was almost as if they were bulging outward attempting to
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331 engulf me. To carry me off to yet another time and place. Another
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332 world where I did not know where I was. But I liked the flavor of
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333 this particular meadow as it currently was, so I backed away a
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334 bit, avoiding the clutching sucking feeling the door emitted. Off
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335 to the side was a little stream chuckling to itself and enjoying
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336 the warmth of the sunlight. Knealing down on its bank I took my
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337 fill the wonderfully sweet water that traveled in its course.
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338 This seamed like such a wonderfully peaceful land, so unlike the
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339 noisey rabble I had left behind. I didn't really want to leave.
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340 And yet deep within there was something missing, an empty space
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341 filled with a longing undescribable. The emptyness within me once
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342 its existance had been found swelled and expanded outside,
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343 filling the world, the once bright warm sun dimmed and gray
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344 clouds quickly filled the sky. Suddenly I felt cold and alone.
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345 The streaked gray clouds began to emit a cold wind swept drizzle
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346 that soon had me wet and shivering. The tree I had been sleeping
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347 under offered no protection, the leaves that had once offered
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348 cool shade against the warmth of the sun were now gone. The stark
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349 bare limbs reached menicingly towards the gray clouds as if to
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350 draw them closer and capture them in its grasp. A flash of
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351 lightening broke the gloom. I was alone in this world no friends
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352 to great, no one to talk to, no one to share the warm of a fire
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353 and ward off the chill of this place. The colour was gone, only
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354 varying shades of gray were visible now. The stark cold
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355 lonelyness began to sink in until it became an overwhelming
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356 thought driving out all others. I began to shake uncontrolled.
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357 Was it the cold, or was it the emotional distress I felt. I had
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358 to do something, I had to find a way out. The door! Quickly I got
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359 up out of the crouching position I had taken beneath the tree and
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360 looked across the now gloom filled clearing. There, through the
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361 mist I could see something glowing. Beckoning me towards it,
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362 Gathering my remaining emotional and physical strength I headed
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363 towards it. I only hoped that it would lead me out of this barren
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364 land to someplace more inviting. As I appraoched the glowing
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365 edges reached out through the mist drawing me closer inviting me
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366 into its grasp with what almost seemed like a self-rightous
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367 smugness. I paused for a moment in fear at the feelings I felt
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368 coming from it, but the cold and emptyness of this place gave me
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369 enough reason to continue on. Releasing all further doubt, I
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370 accepted what this new and unexpected twist would bring and
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371 stepped through. The darkness enclosed me in its arms, wrapping
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372 me in a blanket of warmth. My clothes were no longer wet, and my
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373 shivering subsided. Where I was I did not know, I didn't know if
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374 I was even anywhere. I felt like I was in limbo, stuck between
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375 one reality and another. I was no longer cold, but the empty
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376 feeling of lonelyness was still there. The warm enclosing arms of
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377 whereever I was could not dispell that feeling deep in my gut. I
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378 thrashed out, I screamed. No one came, no one heard. Was it only
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379 a second that I lay thus or was it a century? It seemd like it
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380 was forever. I felt a feeling feeling of concern and frustration
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381 surround me. An unseen force wanting to help but not knowing how.
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382 I thought back to times past, to a friend gone and yet always
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383 there. Slowly the emptyness subsided, and as the feeling went so
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384 did my thrashings and emotional outpourings. The darkness around
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385 me felt pleased. Some sort of balance had been achieved. Finally
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386 I drifted off into a fitful sleep in the dark confines of
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387 whereever I was.
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388 ###################### The Innkeeper ############################
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389 O\=<([V2V])>=/O
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390 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (somebody else)
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391 Prometheus: I have been searching high and low for that infamous chapter
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392 of the tale "The Young Master West" entitled "The Striking Blow".
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393 It was the snippet I had originally scrawled onto a tattered
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394 leaf of paper, it was the original copy of the text. Did it find
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395 it's way into your hold that night we visited the Hof Brau?
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396 Without it I am forced to crack open those arcane tomes, The
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397 Archives of BackWater. Although I shall have to do so for
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398 research on my closing chapters (pages more like it, if that),
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399 I would like ever so much to know where it may have wandered.
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400 How long has it been since I have started? Two years?
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401 More, I do think.
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402 Coming close to the end of my string...
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403 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --->the Guardian (82:05)
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404 Cistop Mikey: Are the files you're holding still at
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405 the 5th revision since conception? If the files are at
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406 stage 6 or have been altered since last I was able to
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407 reach them, could you let me know, I can't seem to check
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408 for myself. Thank you.
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409 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --->the Guardian (82:xx)
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410 **************************************************************************
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411 IT IS STILL AT REV 5. THERE HAVE BEEN SOME MINOR CHANGES, BUT REV 5
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412 IS THE LAST DOCUMENTATION AVAILABLE.
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413 ************************ CISTOP MIKEY ***********************************
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414 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3-23-87 !!!!!!!!!!!
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415 THERE where no windows in the
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416 smallish classroom, Only 2 doors.
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417 one in the back and side. The room was
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418 empty. Nobody was there. No one
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419 was board. After all it WAS spring
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420 break. The room was quiet and peace-
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421 ful. No one liked it that way. It
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422 was easyer to think. Nobody sat in the
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423 room and thought. Toilets!! no one
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424 thought. (No one thinks about toilets)
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425 Big toilets the size of bathtubs 3
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426 feet offf the floor like the ones you
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427 find in handicap stalls!! ALittle
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428 toilets in the children's bathrooms
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429 so small you trip over them! Red
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430 toilets and black marble toilets and
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431
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432 toilets with fluffy seats! Nobody
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433 imagined a room with 50 tioilets on the
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434 walls and 50 fat men came in wearing
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435 plad pants and sit on them and they
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436 all crack and break off the walls and
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437 the room starts to fill up with water...
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438 Nobody could stop thinking about
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439 toilets. There better things to do
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440 like...dancing!! No one truned on the
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441 tape recorder. Bolero came drifting
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442 and crackling out of the machine. No
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443 one could dance to just any music and
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444 nobody was a borne dancer. No one
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445 jumped up and started dancing...on the
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446 wall. Cloging...tap...soft shoe.
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447 But suddenly on one was breaking!!
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448 Swipes! Backspin! Cenipeide and into
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449 a helicopter... But that got boring
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450 fast. Nobody truned off the music.
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451 LET'S PARTY!! no one yelled.
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452 Nobody came and NO ONE had a good time.
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453 It was great! There was on one off
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454 getting drunk in the corner. Nobody
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455 vomiting or making obnoxious fools of
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456 f themselves. There couldn't have abeen
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457 a better party! Besides, who knows
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458 what goes on in an empty room?
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459 Jodi sArms saw Mr. (Ken) Staly as
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460 he walking down the hall wihistieling to
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461 himself. He took his keys out of his
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462 pocket and opened the door. The room
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463 was silent.
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464 "How was your vacation?" he said
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465 to no one in perticular. There was no
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466 answer.
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467 "Oh, mine was wonderful" he said
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468 "It's always nice to get away from the
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469 daily grind for a week or so."
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470 Jodi poked her head into the room.
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471 "Hello Jodi!" Mr. Staly boomed.
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472 her usual plesant voice. "Who where
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473 you talking to?"
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474 "Oh, nobody," he said with a :>.
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475
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476 The Refugee was here
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477 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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478
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479 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))((( Ripple )))
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480 [L.A. nightmare continued from ln 53 ] Wondering if I should report
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481 Dimlite to the humane society, I stood up from the table letting go a
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482 harty belch which pleased Dimlite to no end, also giving Cringe enough
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483 time to hide the sudo sandwich under the already swolen rug.
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484 Dimlite was certenly not the person i needed to contact let alone dine
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485 with. Dimlite suggested i contact his first cousin removed Fester Puz-
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486 bucket the soul founder of Doink Cola located in east Hollywood.
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487 Actually Cornel Fester Puzbucket was in need of a new strong adverti-
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||
488 zing director, liason [go between] to kick Doink Cola into the post
|
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489 neclear age without fear of a cola winter.
|
||
490 In the back of my mind I can remember some of Doink's early stuff.
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491 EENY, MEENY, MINEY, MOE, serve em' Doink and watch em' go. Round
|
||
492 and round until they drop. Doink's the lethal soda pop!
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||
493
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494 more to come?
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495
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||
496 Hmmmm... that meadow seems familar.
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||
497 ____03/24/87__________Leonard_JD 2446879.6656_________19:58:32_PST_________
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498 O\=<([V2V])>=/O
|
||
499 NOBODY? NO ONE? DO I SEE AN ATTEMPT AT A
|
||
500
|
||
501 CH:A/AN/ E.E. CUMMINGS EMULATION OF ANYONE LIVED IN A PRETTY HOW TOWN?
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||
502 OR IS IT JUST ME?
|
||
503 ???????????? WHO CARES ?????????????? PARDON THE BLANK LINES, I DIDN'T
|
||
504 ????????????????????????KNOW IT WAS SET FOR MARGIN 40 ????????????????
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||
505 ::z:::::::::::::::::::::::z::::::::::
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506 ONLY THRED MORD DAYS IL APOCALXPT
|
||
507 ::::::::::::r:8::::::::::::::::::::::
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||
508 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
|
||
509 YA, SATAN RULES THE WORLD. YOU WILL ALL DIE. I AM AN EVIL PERSON AND I
|
||
510 WILL KILL WITH SATAN ANYUN WO PATUNISES MEE. 666 YOU WILL DIE!!!!
|
||
511 THE IMMORTAL KEEPER OF SOULS.
|
||
512 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666
|
||
513
|
||
514 :) ATTN: MEBATRON
|
||
515 the evil iron faced one is here!!!
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516 if this is recieved please reply in kind.
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517 12:50 25/3/87: location unkmown
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||
518 RVA
|
||
519
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||
520 off
|
||
521 .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=- .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=- .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=- .-=-.-=-.
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||
522 *_#*^@_#%#$^)#)!^_)#$*&)%+$&*%^&%~&_%)^+)*_&)#%*^%&*_)~#^*~)#$&)#%*&_~*_#$&*_#$
|
||
523 Ripple: Welcome back! I thought you had been taken away by destriers and held
|
||
524 captive in their castle keep. It is good to know that you are free again and
|
||
525 again able to communicate. I tried to call you several times, but these
|
||
526 modern appliances left nothing to the imagination - No phone and you don't
|
||
527 exist. I have a few things of your. Musical in nature, pleasant to listen
|
||
528 to, enjoyable to ponder. They can be returned if you wish, I have had my
|
||
529 enlightenment. Please write some more, your past is well remembered by the
|
||
530 keepers of the archives, and we would all like to make some more memories.
|
||
531 Guardian: Another long lost soul, returning, if even for a brief moment, to
|
||
532 the fold. Months have passed since you last graced this place. I remember
|
||
533 so well the stories we told around the Inn's warm and crackling fire. The
|
||
534 tales we spun, some true, others wishing they were. If our pasts guide our
|
||
535 futures, then our store will never be bare. Friend, adventurer, Inngoer of
|
||
536 reknown, welcome home.
|
||
537 Emu: The countdown is now done. Finished last Thursday at 4:30pm. It is
|
||
538 strange how we journey long to reach a single point. At the start of our
|
||
539 journey, the point is barely visible. It is more of an idea than an actual
|
||
540 state of physical being. We move on, and with time and trouble, the point
|
||
541 gains definition. We begin to see outlines, then details. We know, looking
|
||
542 back midway through our travel, that the point is obtainable, is tangible,
|
||
543 and more than some lofty idea or unobtainable goal. It is real, and it can
|
||
544 be ours. We move onward, and as the time of reaching becomes close, the
|
||
545 journey drags. It feels like the beginning, so many years ago. Suddenly,
|
||
546 and without any warning, time flies in the winds of change, and the point
|
||
547 charges towards us. The countdowns, the last minute preparations. The
|
||
548 memory of what went before. The wonder of what will come after. The point
|
||
549 is so close, so large, and then.... It is upon us. We are one with that
|
||
550 point, the point is no longer a separate entity. The walk down the aisle.
|
||
551 The speeches. The awards. The handshake. The applause. The accolades of
|
||
552 fellows and friends. All make the journey worth it. They make the journey,
|
||
553 and the memory of it, part of the prize.
|
||
554
|
||
555 Congratulations Emu, Bachelor of Arts in Computer Science.
|
||
556
|
||
557 )_*%#_@%_)@*%_)*_)@*%@#_(*_)~#*_!~$* L'homme sans Parity *%#@*%@_#)_)$*_#)$*@~%*
|
||
558
|
||
559 PHONETIC ENGINUITY - SPEECH PEOPLE UP IN ARMS OVER COMPUTER CONTROLLED VOICE
|
||
560 BOXES IN CONTROL OF UNSTABLE CHEMICAL COMPOUNDS STORED IN AT-THE-TIME SAFE
|
||
561 CONTAINERS AT SPECIAL GOVERNMENT RESERVATIONS FOR THE CONTROL OF COMMUNIST
|
||
562 REACTIONARY REVOLUTION IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THAT HAVE MARXIST LEANINGS
|
||
563 BUT REFUSE A TOTAL SOVIET PENETRATION INTO THEIR ECO-SOCIO PATTERNS OF MIDDLE
|
||
564 CLASS LIVING ARRANGEMENTS BASED ON ECONOMIC STANDING AND POLITICAL LEANINGS.
|
||
565 ________________________________++++++++_____________________________________
|
||
566 huh?
|
||
567 ____03/25/87__________Leonard_JD 2446880.6558_________19:44:21_PST_________
|
||
568
|
||
569
|
||
570 break
|
||
571 +++
|
||
572 Emu: I hope you have a better time of landing a good job than I have.
|
||
573 +++
|
||
574 Somehow, that brief comment seems to destroy the entire meaning of
|
||
575 L'homme's entry. Or is it just me?
|
||
576 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
|
||
577 ++++++++++++++++++++ Milchlurk +++++++++++++++++ 3/26/87 @ 4:12pm +++++++++++
|
||
578 [ L.A. Nightmare epilog]
|
||
579 Upon reaching Doink Cola and mfg. Inc. I noticed the only entrance
|
||
580 was an abandoned aqua duct with a dwarve serving as security guard.
|
||
581 A colorful little man with a big cap with the word Doink Cola and mfg
|
||
582 I********more laer
|
||
583 **************************more later**************bondo****************
|
||
584
|
||
585 ____03/26/87__________________JD 2446881.7510_________22:01:32_PST_________
|
||
586 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
|
||
587 Mikey - Is the U.S. Digital mentioned in this weeks Willamette Week
|
||
588 the same from which you used to derive your means ? If so, I can see
|
||
589 the stress you must have been under.
|
||
590 [][][][][][][][][][][][][][] Friar [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
|
||
591 ____03/27/87__________________JD 2446882.6806_________20:20:08_PST_________
|
||
592 Say hi for Dickey from Norman.
|
||
593 O\=<([V2V])>=/O
|
||
594 What is going on here ? Has BW died off ?
|
||
595 ********************
|
||
596 The warbled Britons continued their non-descrepencies throughout the
|
||
597 twentieth century. Upon realization of intramuscular activity all
|
||
598 persons involved with your actual orange are to comence firing. in
|
||
599 curbing the entrance of fruit we extinguished derisive behavior.
|
||
600 eliminating bugs. The clockwork was marching uniformely. No time
|
||
601 could be lost. Tick-tock. Tick-tock. And then came the bells.
|
||
602 Then end? Or just the beginning...
|
||
603 Animal fat of this texture has never ceased to amaze me. Potatoes.
|
||
604 While watching rocks fall it is best to where glasses. North of here
|
||
605 fine insects are losing their chance for big buckeroos. Small chance
|
||
606 of that Batman. The scenario is set.
|
||
607 ********************
|
||
608 hI yA aLL out thar ingod's great world has anuone seen Oral
|
||
609 latley? I wonder how much it would cost to becpme a genuine tv
|
||
610 Evangelest ? All id need is a good looking secretary {who i could
|
||
611 pay under the table} and and access to the cameras at t.v. 666.
|
||
612 Hello, my name is john chaplen, I have a friend that has just set up
|
||
613 his own board and needs callers, the number is 255-xxxx, thanks
|
||
614 first time just leave a name and password, you will be accepted later(next
|
||
615 time you call......John Chaplen
|
||
616 '
|
||
617
|
||
618 break
|
||
619 UT52
|
||
620 I COME TO TELL SOMTHING WE ALL KNOW
|
||
621 AND THAT IS JESUS LIVES
|
||
622 SO THE HELL WITH 666
|
||
623 OFF
|
||
624 -----------------I COME TO TELL SOMTHING WE ALL KNOW
|
||
625 ____03/29/87__________________JD 2446884.4300_________14:19:19_PST_________
|
||
|
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