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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
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2 ************************* INSTALLED: 28 MAR 86 **********************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 ************************************************************
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19
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20 Hiya Nerdly,
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21 At the top! <ahem>
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22 Maricia
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23 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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24 @#@#@$@#$#@$#$%$#%#$^%$^$%^$&^%&^%&%*&&*&^*^&*^(**(&*)(&()&)(&(&*(^&(^*
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25 I don't really think that all this talk and exposure of the practices
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26 off Satan worship is necessary. Can't we begin a discussion on some other
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27 much healthier subject. Maybe we can get some people to discuss the real
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28 reason of Easter which is, Jesus Christ came to die for all of humanity
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29 and in His ressurection He conquered death for all those who would open
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30 up their hearts and accept Him as the Son of God and Saviour of their souls
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31 .
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32 @#$@$@$%@%$#%#$%^%$^$&^%&%^*&^%*^&(**^( TANK )@#$#%#$%#$^%%$^$^&$^&^%&*&&%*&
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33 Baloney.
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34 For sale: 2 disk files 75 *good* disks,(very little used) cleaning kit. Make offer. [*=*] DELTA FIVE [*=*]
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35 )|(-----------------------------------------------------------)|(
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36 Nathan Critchfield unlocked the door to his fourth floor
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37 apartment for the two hundred and fifteenth time that year.
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38 His small hand hit the lightswitch on his left
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39 instinctively. The light revealed a large, tastefully
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40 decorated living room with a kitchen and dining room off to
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41 the left and a stairway leading to the loft, as well as the
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42 bedroom, on the right.
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43 " Same as usual ", Nathan thought to himself.
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44 He switched on the stereo, and then proceeded to go
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45 upstairs. He pulled the mail out from under his arm and
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46 tossed it on the couch as he walked by. He then opened the
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47 door to his bedroom.
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48 .....................
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49 The door at the Inn opened and a short, frail man
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50 appeared and began to grope for something on the wall.
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51 " Where's that damn lightswitch? ", Nathan asked, not
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52 expecting an answer.
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53 " Sorry, there are none over there. "
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54 Nathan raised his head slowly, and took a disbelieving
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55 look at the patrons in the room. He stood motionless for
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56 nearly ten seconds, and then like someone one had come in
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57 on the wrong party, turned around and walked out.
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58 .....................
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59 A few seconds later, the door opened again and the
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60 frail man walked slowly in. He had shortish, wispy brown
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61 brown hair and a slightly oversized nose, but otherwise
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62 normal features. On his thin frame hung a blue oxford
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63 shirt, a thin, navy knit tie and grey flannel slacks which
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64 were pleated and cuffed. Over his sholder he was carrying
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65 a muted, loden green herringbone tweed sportjacket, and he
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66 had a briefcase in his other hand.
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67 Nathan walked carefully towards the bar, and motioned
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68 for the bartender.
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69 " Tell me ", he asked sheepishly, " what are all you
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70 people doing in my bedroom? ".
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71 The bartender didn't reply, but just gave him an odd
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72 look.
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73 " If this is a bar, can I have a ginger ale? "
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74 )|(----------------------------------Nathan-------------------)|(
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75 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-*
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76 Has anyone ever noticed that when people proclaim the Christian faith,
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77 they invariably do it in a run on sentence? It would go over better
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78 with this crowd if it were grammatically correct...
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79 I'm sure I've spelled something wrong.
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80 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-Tarquin Overshoe-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-*
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81 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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82 to; TALTELEPTA
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83 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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84 Your absoulutly right.........
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85 Anyone paying ateention to my
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86 wrighting should have the whole
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87 concept of the ritual before doing
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88 it.. Other words there is a small
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89 chance of pissing someone or
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90 somthing off...That is why if any
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91 one has any questins or commints
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92 ill be glad to reply..
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93 I also suggest the no one under
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94 the age of 13, even begin to study
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95 this Book.. it has nouthing in itat
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96 this point that could effect a person other
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97 then drawing a high Demon`s attention..
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98 But the Book will expand !
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99 into rituls which will actulay
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100 manafest a demon & if the reader
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101 pays close attention thy will now
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102 how to contain him... I suggest the age of 13 becouse any
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103 younger an you are a prime target for
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104 possesion.. Not saying that everone
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105 on this planet isnt already
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106 possesed, but thats beside the point..
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107 Im talking about mass sickness here ! it all realy depends
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108 whut the Demon wonts to do whith
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109 you,, he could push you infront
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110 of a car or Train or whutever .
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111 He could drown you or murdder you
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112 or rape you or kill your family..ETC......
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113
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114 So you see TALELEPTA.
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115 There is some concern, where
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116 possesion is concerned I dont like
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117 it whin it happens to me. & fill
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118 no one should go through it if
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119 thy dont Deserve it.........
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120 I would also like to make a commint
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121 about rituals must be perfection.
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122 Well I agree, its true there be no mistakes made, BUT
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123 not even GOD is perfect .....!!
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124 & to that outher little commint,
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125 "physical, occult & arcane actions
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126 will be taken"
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127 I really like a challanging aponit
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128 in the relm of darkness.
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129
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130 ========================
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131 yours; KEPPER of SOULS
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132 ========================
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133 And yes, I don't understand about 80 columns either! At least he didn't
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134 spell 'through' as 'thru', that would just make my day.
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135 I think commints lik thut shood goo unheaded.
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136
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137 ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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138
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139 Lower Cavity Windgusts
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140
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141 This demon
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142 this enemy of mine
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143 loses my friends for me
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144 and brings me relief.
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145
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146 A rat winding its way
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147 through the belly of a snake
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148 and works its way out
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149 to emerge as
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150 a breath of fresh air.
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151
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152 - Warm Breeze -
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153
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154 ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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155
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156 / / / / / / / / / / / / /
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157 Hmmm. Quite a bit of messages left since the new disk was put up. I called
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158 this morning, and both disks were full.
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159 BSwitch now to lurk mode.....
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160 *** STARPATH ***
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161 / / / / / / / / / / / / /
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162
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163 HOW CLEVER!
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164 I still suggest the keeper stop ripping other authors off and write something
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165 original. It is digusting to see such rampant thievery go unquestioned and
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166 unchecked. It is obviously the mind of a child, because only a child would
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167 choose such a subject to pillage.
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168 ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||BOOK OF THE MONTH CLUB||||||||||||||||||||
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169 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-*
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170 THE KEEPER OF SOULS is one of three things.
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171 A) A fellow who is getting his kicks out of intentionally making
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172 himself look like a social retard.
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173 or more likely...
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174 B) A twelve year old.
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175 C) A unwashed, slightly retarded twelve year old.
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176 I find it amazing that the atmosphere of BWMS does not promote more
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177 intelligent conversation than what it often filling disk space. One would
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178 imagine that some young writers would rise to the abilities of others, than
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179 create an excuse for otherwise calm, rational people to all act beneath
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180 their respective ages ( like I did above ). Let us stop reprinting sections
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181 of the Necrominion ( $2.95 in papaerback ) and get down to some intelligent
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182 banter. Enough said.
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183 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:Tarquin Overshoe-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-*
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184 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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185 I WOULDNT PUSH IT IF I WERE YOU !!
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186 **********************************
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187
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188 Yes, I would say that the KEEPER of $2.95 paperbacks is a retarded twelve
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189 year old. Oh, excuse me. A unwashed, retarded twelve year old (and I
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190 would replace 'slightly' with something like 'totaly').
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191 ------=-=-=-=-------=-==-=------
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192 I think Keeper of Soles is Frank, trying a different tack.
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193
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194
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195 Did he misspell 'totaly' or was it intentional?
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196
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197 DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.
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198 KEEPER OF THE SOULS: LOOK GUY,
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199 JUST WHAT BOOK IS THIS FROM? IVE
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200 CHECKED MY COPY OF THE NECRONOMICON (WHICH IS A FAKE
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201 BY THE WAY, "ABDUL AHLZRED" BEING AN
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202 ENTIRELY FICTIONAL CHARACTER CREATED
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203 BY LOVECRAFT IN HIS CHILDHOOD PERIOD OF
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204 ARABIAN KNIGHTS) AND THE SATANIC BIBLE, A
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205 MUCH MORE RATIONAL RELIABLE SOURCE OF INFO (INCIDENTALLY, THE *PRIME*
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206 FACTOR IN TURNING ME INTO A SATANIST, BEFORE ANY ONE CRITICIZES,
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207 ***READ IT!!*** AND THE BIBLE AND COMPARE TRUTHS...IT WINS!
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208 ANYWAY, IT IS NOT IN ANY OF CROWLEYS BOOKS THAT I HAVE (BUT
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209 MY COLLECTION IS NOT COMPLETE). PLEASE
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210 ENLIGHTEN ME AS TO ITS SOURCE, GUY,
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211 OR ARE YOU JUST VERY IMAGINATIVE?
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212 DOUGHNUT MAN
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213 (A SATANIST)
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214 DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.
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215 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
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216 My, how things change around here!!!! When last I checked this was a
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217 nice, quiet, sedate, pseudo-Christian board at this number. (At least no-
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218 body talked about it...)
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219 Keeper: Your stuff might be doing some good after all: I found it a
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220 terrific source of comic relief. I haven't laughed so hard since someone
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221 tried to tell me that listening to rock music would send me straight to h-
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222 e- double-toothpicks. May I offer a few modest suggestions from one app-
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223 rentice student of arcana to another:
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224 a) I have never felt confident about invoking ANYthing that I didn't
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225 know a LOT about; one of them might show up unexpectedly for tea and soul-
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226 cakes sometime, and that AIN'T a fun thought.
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227 b) I have serious doubts about anyone spelling that badly (intentional
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228 or not) having any of the traits necessary for keeping him out of trouble
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229 in these kind of things. Think about it...
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230 c) Publishing this type of stuff on an open public bulletin board is
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231 asking for backlash of epic proportions. If this stuff is read and used by
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232 impressionable kids who don't know what they're doing, and they get hit by
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233 the consequences, and the Threefold Law is true and you started it... the
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234 thought frankly scares me to silence.
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235 I'm in no way an expert in this stuff, but I have done a lot of
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236 reading; and tho your rituals have enough in them to actually do something,
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237 there are no protections in them at all. I was laughing when I started
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238 this, but thinking of the implications sobered me up fast.
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239 I'm sorry to take up so much space, but please just think B4 you type.
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240 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/Luingil\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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241
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242 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-*
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243 I wasn't aware that so many of the fine people on this board were
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244 involved in the occult sciences. As it stands, I am an agnostic and
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245 therefore pretty open minded. I really don't believe in magick (correct
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246 spelling?), but it is everyone's right to believe what they want -
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247 Christ, Satan or the Great Pumkin. Let us just keep somewhat quiet
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248 about it, because it does seem likely that some young impressionable
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249 minds may may get mixed up in something which they are in no way e
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250 equipped to handle.
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251 I'm not against the beliefs, only the presentation of them on a
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252 public board. And as for Frank, it does not seem likely that the two
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253 are related - Frank was a better speller.
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254 Oh dear, Letterman took the "p" out of my Pumpkin, and turned it into
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255 typo in the form of an "e". Whoops...
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256 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-Tarquin Overshoe-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-*
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257 ______________________________JD 2446518.7523______________________________
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258 ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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259 CHAPTER 12: Out Of The Closet
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260
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261 And so it was that after the broom closet incident with my high school
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262 home-ec teacher and an undetermined number of janitors, I spent several months
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263 in hiding trying to get rid of those unsightly toilet plunger marks. I had
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264 made many startling discoveries about myself with which I was having problems
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265 coming to grips. During what I like to call my "Age of Experimentation" I
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266 tried my hand at a variety of jobs in an attempt to find myself.
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267 I remember vividly the meeting with Johnson and Johnson's marketing
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268 executive during my six-month "Inventing Stage."
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269 "Now what is it that you say you've invented Mr. Petrov?" He was a short,
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270 smelly man with a red stain on his tie and a curious green spot on his
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271 underwear. His jaundiced skin reminded me of Vaseline and, upon close
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272 comparison, I could see that the hair on the back of his head was a brown which
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273 closely resembled the color of his desk top.
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274 Onto his desk I placed a small cardboard box with a hole in the top.
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275 Inside the box were tissues of the type that people usually use to wipe their
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276 noses or clean quacamole off their underwear. Pulling out the top tissue, the
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277 next one stood straight up, ready to
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278 be grabbed by the next snotty-nosed person to come along. "You see, I've
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279 folded and stacked these tissues in such a way as to make the following tissue
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280 stick up when the top one is taken!"
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281 "Most impressive mr. Petrov!" The man seemed genuinely impressed.
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282 "Now, 'Kleenex' tissues are supposed to make you clean, and 'Softique'
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283 tissues are supposed to be soft, but the most outstanding thing about my
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284 tissues are that they stand straight up-"
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285 "So?"
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286 "So I've decided to call them 'Erectile Tissues'!"
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287 The man didn't seem too thrilled with the name I'd chosen for my product,
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288 and after a few polite words, he sent me on my way. A few months later I saw
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289 my invention gracing the shelves of the finer drugstores and supermarkets in
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290 my neighborhood. Disillusioned with the harsh realities of capitalism, I
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291 sought out a simpler life.
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292 The next few years saw me as a sheep rancher, a soviet labor leader, a
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293 female wrestler, male wrestler, midget wrestler, and frequent guest star on
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294 David Letterman's "Stupid Pet Tricks".
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295 It was during these exciting years that I met the friend who would make
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296 my life worth living. I remember when our eyes first met and we were
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297 overwhelmed with urgent ecstasy. How his beautiful blond hair flowed in the
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298 breeze as he ran towards me across the lush green meadow! Oh, the agony of
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299 feeling half submerged in quicksand while I struggled to run ever faster
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300 towards the one who could make my fears vanish like so many defense contractors
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301 at a competency hearing! I remember how the piercing light of joy rended the
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302 midnight vacuum that infested my heart as he whispered those immortal words,
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303 "Baaaaaa." What was once "me" had suddenly become "me and ewe". Our happiness
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304 was such that we could not erase the sheepish grins that gripped our faces.
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305 What we didn't realize was that, since so many people are opposed to
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306 interspecies relationships, our showing of affection proved to be something of
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307 a wolf in sheep's clothing. Though we tried, we couldn't pull the wool over
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308 anyone's eyes. We began to feel like we were constantly on the lam. The whole
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309 problem was really starting to get my goat.
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310 His name was Loam, and boy could he french kiss!
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311
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312 Petrov
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313 ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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314 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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315 Encore! Author, Author!
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316 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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317 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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318 from one experienced in the arcane"The Book of Souls" is pure unadulterated
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319 horsepucky!!!! The locations of the emblems and sigils are extremely
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320 inacurate,the ritual form is purely imagination.If the untrained "play"
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321 with this inanity,there is danger of several mistaken occurances.
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322 Among these are possession,psionic drainage and total power burnout.
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323 I would not wish these upon even my worst enemy.Even my worst students
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324 don't screw up that badly.If you would like more
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325 info,contact Starfire on No-Name or Aeriel on REBEL.
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326 *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*JINXIAN*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
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327 I don't know about anyone else...but what's so wrong with the Great Pumpkin?
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328 You can say whatever you like about all that other junk but don't you insult
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329 my dear punpkin! Ooh, I might even get mad and stamp my little feet at you!
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330 ----=-=-=-------=-=-=-==-------
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331 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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332 The piper was somewhat bewildered by the actions that the bard's
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333 transporter had taken. Crawling out of its definitly listing shape, he
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334 looked about him. The large circular room seemed to be a combination of
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335 strange fungal growths mixed with circuitry. A few sharp cracks of cooling
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336 metal pulled his eyes back to the bards conveyance. Wisps of smoke
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337 drifted into the air that seemed to hold the pungence of chlorine still
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338 close behind it.
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339 The white-suited alien stood with his middle limbs folded watching the
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340 party examine their surroundings. Walking over to him, the piper search
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341 (oops, searched) his slate-blue face through the transparent breathing
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342 helmet he wore. The slightly greenish gas he breathed did not obscure
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343 the expression (or lack of it) on his slightly flattened, turtle-shaped
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344 head. Watching closely, the piper asked:
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345 "Do you know where we are?"
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346 "Of course," replied the alien. "We are in my home."
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347 The piper stood silent for a few moments. "How, then," he continued,
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348 "Is it that we breathe in here? Has the atmosphere been replaced? How
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349 lucky for you, then, that you did not remove your breathing apparatus."
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350 The piper looked about him for a short time, then turned back to the
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351 alien. "I'm afraid that this oxygen atmosphere may damage your home
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352 severely. The thing that tried to swallow me used oxygen as a digestive
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353 aid -- broke down its food with the gas. I'm worried that our atmosphere
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354 might begin to digest the walls of your dwelling."
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355 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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356
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357 |||{||||{}||}|}|||||{}|}{|}|{|||{}|||||}|||}|{||{||}||}}|}||}|}}|}|{|{}|||||
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358
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359 There are only a few impressionable kids on this board. And would anyone
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360 really mind if Promethues or Zephyr took on a new hobby, devil worship? And
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361 if they got themselves burnt, well, they needed to learn discipline
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362 sometime.
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363 |{}|||{{{|}}|{|{{||}|||{}|{||}||||||{|}{|}}||||{||}||}|{|||{|}}|{|||{}{||||{
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364
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365 PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
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366 :::::=====:::z:
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367 Wxyhy is it that when sogmmeone insults me they never sign the entry?
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368 :::::==<==:::::=====:::::=====:::::==Zephyr::=====:::::=====:::::=====:::::
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369 ch/Wxyhy=why/ssogmmeone=someone
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370 .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.
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371 OH MY WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE ON MY FAVORITE BBS Mmmmmm...
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372 TO ALL ARE WE GOING TO HERE A PIZZA BASH SOMETIME?
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373 .-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-PRINCE DRAGON.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.-=-.
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374 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
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375 Leonard- do you still want the CGP-115? $70.00 includes cable, manual,box of paper, and 4 or 5 tubes o pens. DELTA
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376 FIVE. Will be at next PorSfiS if someone will tell me the new meeting place...
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377
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378 DOUGHNUT.
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379 UGHNUT.
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380 DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.
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381 AS THEY MAY SAY, LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT SIN THROW THE FIRST STONE,
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382 BUT I THINK THAT IT IS ABOUT TIME TO DROP RELIGION/OCCULT BELIEFS FROM
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383 THIS BOARD. UNLIKELY I SUPPOSE. ANY OF THE OTHER OLDSTERS REMEBER THE PAST COUPLA
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384 RELIGIOUS DEBATES WITH "PEN NAME" AND THE REST OF THEM (YOU?)?
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385 WELL, IT PRETTY MUCH WENT DOWNHILL FAST AND AS THEY SAY IN THE
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386 UNEDUCATED PARTS OF THIS COUNTRY (HAHA) "IT WENT NOWHERES!". LETS JUST
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387 FORGET IT. OF COURSE, KEEPER OF THE SOULS, I AM STILL INTERESTED IN
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388 WHERE YA GOT YOUR INFO...IF ANYWHERE AT ALL.
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389 SIGN ME.........DOUGHNUT MAN
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390 (A BORED SATANIST!!)
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391 DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.DOUGHNUT.
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392 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-*
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393 Ho hum...so much for Satanism.
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394 *-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-Tarquin Overshoe-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-*
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395 You'll have to excuse me... I'm still in a state of shock. Do any of you
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396 know what it will *cost* to get my conveyor repaired?! And the towing
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397 charges!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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398 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BARD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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399 / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
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400 Prince Dragon:
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401 We're coming to get you.
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402 Explaination:::
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403 R.E.B.E.L.
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404 Go '*', then 'H' (EQ room)
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405 If you haven't read up lately, well, lets just say that soon we will
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406 catch up with you!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
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407 *** STARPATH ***
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408 PS-If someone who is not familiar will R.E.B.E.L. reads this, they
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409 shouldn't worry about it.
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410 / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
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411 \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
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412 .deppord si ti taht doog si tI
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413 .
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414 *** HTAPRATS ***
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415 \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \
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416 THE FOLLOWING ARE SOME FUNNY STATEMENTS MADE ON INSURANCE CLAIMS, I HOPE
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417 YOU THINK THEY ARE AS FUNNY AS I DO
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418 ** THE OTHER CAR COLLIEDE WITH MINE WITHOUT WARNING ME OF ITS INTENTIOS
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419 I HAD BEEN SHOPPING FOR PLANTS ALL DAY AND WAS ON MY WAY HOME. AS I ECE
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420
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421
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422 ______________________________JD 2446519.5999______________________________
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423 Almost as funny as the first time that was typed in - but not really.
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424 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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425 Random returns for a quick lurk, and feeling much like Jonny Pilgram,
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426 becomes unstuck in time. Two years later and the religious/spelling
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427 fetish remains intack.
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428
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429 I gave up the god myth (which includes the satan myth as well, of
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430 course, but I en), but I enjoy a good speculative debate on the matter.
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431 I like to think I'm not so arrogant to be a convinced atheist, but
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432 agnosticism is such a pusilanemous cop out.
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433
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434 About spelling, I have an affinity to the philosophy expressed by
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435 Lenny Bruce: the words have no force in themselves, it's the
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436 receiver that gives them power. A misspelled word is as potent as
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437 the SAME word spelled correctly, it's the reader that diminishes the
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438 impact, hence the reader must take responsiblity for her own bigotry.
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439
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440
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441 One thing must be said, however, in the defense of proper grammer and
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442 spelling: It gives a common reference for sound debate, one must
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443 understand another's argument to enter into the fray.
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444
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445 Eey Gads! i hate the editor on this system, i tend to drop words, and
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446 my name is NOT webster.
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447 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Random comments /\/\/\
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448 The theology dispute in crazy. All gods are one, just as all goddesses are
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449 one. You sould not try to impose you beliefs upon others or denounce the
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450 beliefs of others. The world is in blance and will probably remain so. For
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451 every christian born there in a satinist born, and again a number equal to
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452 the sum of both in people who are neutral and care niether for god nor
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453 satin. I myself follow the path of the druids of old who believed in
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454 balance and the prefect harmony of nature. I am not trying to impose my
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455 beliefs on other. I am just trying to preserve the balance of things.
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456 ........PENDRAGON........
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457
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458
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459
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460 *****************************
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461 Well, Well, aren`t we a bunch of critics,
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462 I would just love to individualise you All &
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463 condemm your souls to the ultimist my mind could amagin.
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464 But theres no time for that or disk space,
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465 So ill just make a few commints..
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466 First to you: LUINGIL; You mustbe a cristan loving person
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467 who gits their kicks by pokeing your nose in
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468 to the Black Arts, & then turn around & got to chruch.
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469 Well let me tell you that it doesnt look good on your record
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470 whin you walk up to those pearly gates..
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471 God doesnt like traitors in that fact nether does Satan.
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472 But dont worry im sure youll have plenty time in Pergatory
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473 to think it out..Oh while youre their
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474 say high to a frind of mine his name is Edzikiel,
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475 He`s one powerfull demon who also is traped their, But
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476 his power even extends in to this plain of existance,
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477 becouse his emige is IRON MADIN....
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478 Oh ya I almost forgot there is no incantations for
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479 manafestation entered only decantation`s..
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480
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481 And to you: TARQUIN OVERSHOE
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482 I have nouthing aginst agnostic beliefs, but there is a old saying,
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483 Belive in the Devil & the Devil shell apear.
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484
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485 & to you: JINXIAN
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486 HA..HA.. Very funny I dont like to be called A amature
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487 & find that your so called experience is no more than
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488 A pittifull Lie, im not saying you havent read a lot of
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489 books or somthing ? But I fill you probably couldnt conjure
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490 up A dead Fly.................
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491 Studint`s HU?? Well are you doing good at teaching them
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492 to call up Evil entities in the name of GOD ??
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493 And you say my stuff isnt even True..
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494 Well will just see some day wont we, Ill
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495 have fun sitting around watching you boil in a ocean
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496 of Flames...HA...HA...
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497 I also dont like pepole talking about me on other systems,
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498 NO-NAME ?? AERIEL ?? REBEL ????????
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499
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500
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501 OH YES; & that commint about I must be a 12 year old retard,
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502 Id realy like to go off, but Ill be nice,
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503 becouse Im sure that other readers wouldnt apprecate
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504 it if i did so all I can realy say is Burn....!!
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505 And come now, the Book of the Month Club. HA...HA..
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506 and to you; DOUGHNUT man
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507 If you are asking whut book in copying it out of, I aint,
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508 but if your asking were I recive my nolige
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509 Im sorry but I cant say excattly, becouse He knows
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510 If I start saying stuff.. It make him upset.....
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511 & he`s had possesion of soul( or whuts left of it)
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512 for the last 4 centry`s
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513 so im kind of trying not to git him angry at me ..
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514 Whut im saying is that the nolige & POWER I recive is
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515 through him. (yes a living person) & the nolige YOU
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516 recive & all others is through him. Not by his choise
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517 he just was offered the power & took it..
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518 Here is a short poem HE wrote in HIS Book
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519 DJISS book 3
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520
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521 THE SEA OF GREEN FLAMES
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522 ****j******************
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523 Beware O ye of the world
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524 for, watch who come for you
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525 the unholy man of nonearthly sheen
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526 What He is, is eyes of green..
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527 From the sea of unholy doctraine.
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528 Watch as you shall be devoured
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529 whith those seas of green
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530 For in Hell lives the God of Pain
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531 and on Earth lives the same.
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532 When we all git to Hell
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533 we`ll see who you are, ) man of mortal shell
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534 and then will see
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535 and my father shall soon end his courtisy
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536 to you apon the Earth
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537 O cattle of vertually no worth...
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538
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539 I suffer not, I am unchained and free
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540 who do you suppose can set free thee
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541 Suffer as you will.. Look not apon me.
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542 I wil Laugh and walk the eternal path
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543 and leave you far behind,
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544 and as you will see Hell`s unkind...
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545 For by now you have not seen
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546 what has guieded me and what I mean.........SO...
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547 Light a candle and weep a tear
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548 for yourself, for Earthly END
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549 is now clear..
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550 *********************************
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551 praefectly yours;
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552 KEEPER OF SOULS
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553 *********************************
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554
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555 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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556 "Billy Pilgrim"
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557 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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558 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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559 God? I don't know. I don't know. Just lasy back and look
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560 (ch/lasy/lay) at the clouds or the stars, and keep going on with
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561 life. Living, learning, being, with dash of fun to spice things
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562 up. Not worrying. A little bit of faith, a little bit of wonder--
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563 everything will be okay in the end.
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564 Won't that be fun? Laying back...
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565 Speaking of the great pumpkin, when I was eight years old, I
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566 cried because Snoopy didn't come home. Honest tears. With all
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567 this life going round and round, let's not complicate things now. -
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568 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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569 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (clam bake)
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570 Entropy: Sure seems like the name of the cat isn't taking a hold of you
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571 at the moment. I am glad to see it this way. I think the trip
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572 south of the border did you some good(?). Hope you're having a
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573 Dandy time... Wherever you are.
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574 L'homme: Noblese Oblige on your behalf is not expected, yet I would
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575 appreciate another chance at getting certain purchased materials
|
||
576 straightened away when time constraints are not binding.
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577 Alibis are never really needed, I believe it has passed.
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578 And about this RY character... And... (gag, muffle, whisper)
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579 T: Hello.
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580 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --->the Guardian (90:05)
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581 ln 574 ^bles^bless
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582 KEEPER OF SOULS (?): I find it hard to believe that anyone who's syntax and spelling is as bad as is yours, can do
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||
583 *anything* right. So much for your vacuous threats.If you want to play magick 'games', try "The Tree of Life", specifica
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||
584 lly the banishing ritual of the pentagram. If you need a subject, may I suggest you use yourself?
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585 [*=*] DELTA FIVE [*=*]
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||
586 ***********************
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587 Whut makes this cristan auther
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588 such a powerfull nignog. First
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589 I dont trust the Hebrew Qabalah all
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590 that is centered around God, thats
|
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591 pretty dumb when the Holy Book
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592 tells you not venture in to the accults
|
||
593 But then theres Books that say its
|
||
594 ok to fool around whith the keepers of time
|
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595 If you ask a priest whut it is like
|
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596 to preform A Exorcisamin he would
|
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597 most likely tell you its a blaphamy & it
|
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598 one of the most unrighthess things you can do
|
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599 thats becouse thy take the place of God
|
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600 and call them selfs A direct desindet
|
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601 But your not suppose to call your salf God.
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602 he to selfish. but eny way I wouldnt
|
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603 even try to manafest eny thing in the name
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604 of God, it just is powerfull moreless than safe.
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605
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606 *******************************
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607 I mean: it just is`nt powerfull more or less than safe
|
||
608 ********************************
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609 =======================================
|
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610 Suddenly there sat Sten his his flight chair outside the Inn looking
|
||
611 =====Great, let's try that again...
|
||
612 Suddenly there sat Sten his his flight chair outside the Inn looking
|
||
613 just a little bit confused. "Schulman! SCHULMAN!" he screamed into his
|
||
614 radio, "You messed up BAD this time! Looks like you transfered me onto
|
||
615 the surface of one of the surounding planets. Knowing you, I'm on mars."
|
||
616 "Sorry, I tried to do it right this time. I have the text book right
|
||
617 here, I was following the instructions. There was one thing though, while
|
||
618 you were transfering over there was a small difficulty." Schulman radioed
|
||
619 back.
|
||
620 "What, what MINOR difficulty?" Sten sat there looking about at the
|
||
621 few people who were coming and going from a nearby tavern.
|
||
622 "Well...there was some smoke and then some sparks. I thought it might
|
||
623 be something else, other than you." Schulman sat looking at a burnt section
|
||
624 of the control panel. "It looks kind of bad."
|
||
625 "WHAT?!? Can you fix it?"
|
||
626 "I don't build these things, I just try and use them."
|
||
627 "Well TRY and fix it! I don't want to be stuck down here forever!"
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628 Pacing around an old tree. "Better yet, when you get it fixed you can
|
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629 come down here too!"
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