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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
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2 ************************* INSTALLED: 23 DEC 85 **********************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 ************************************************************
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19
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20 _/\___/\___/\___/\___/\___/\___/\___/\_
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21 \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
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22 IT HAD BEEN EONS SINCE THE WORLD HAD BEEN AT WAR. INDEED, THERE WERE MANY
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23 HO WONDERED IF THE OLD WARS WERE HISTORICAL FACT OR MERELY MYTHOLOGICAL
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24 LEGEND. EVIL WAS AN ALIEN CONCEPT PRESENT ONLY IN THE NIGHTMARES OF
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25 CHILDREN. THE WORLD WAS FILLED WITH PEACE AND LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER; WITH
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26 A SINGLE EXCEPTION.
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27 THE SILENT ONE WAS THOUGHT TO HAVE BEEN THE ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE OLD WARS.
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28 E WAS OLD BEYOND YEARS. PRIOR TO HIS SELF-IMPOSED EXILE FROM MODERN
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29 SOCIETY HE WAS A WANDERING PREACHER WHO TALKED OF BIZARRE AND ALIEN CON-
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30 CEPTS. MANY THOUGHT HIM TO BE SENILE BECAUSE OF HIS AGE AND THE EMOTIONAL
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31 STATE HE WOULD ASSUME ON OCCASION. HE OFTEN WARNED OF A GREAT POWER THAT
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32 COULD ONE DAY COME AND CHANGE THE WORLD INTO A CHAOTIC DISCHORD OF MISERY
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33 AND SUFFERING. HE WAS USUALLY SCOFFED AT AND EVENTUALLY HE TIRED OF
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34 TRYING TO CONVINCE PEOPLE OF THE DANGERS THAT EXISTED OUTSIDE THEIR
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35 SOCIETY.
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36
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37 ON DECLARING HIS EXILE HE SAID "ONE DAY I SHALL RETURN AND MY TRUE
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38 IDENTITY WILL BE REVEALED. WHEN THE DAY OF RECKONING COMES..."
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39 .
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40
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41 _/\___/\___/\___/\___/\___/\___/\___/\_
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42 \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
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43
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44 HELP!!! IS THIS THING ALWAYS IN "ENTER ONLY" MODE? I JUST HAD A COUPLE
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45 HICCUPS WHILE UPLOADING AND I CAN'T FIX THEM...
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46
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47 _/\___/\___/\_STORMCROW_/\___/\___/\_
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48 \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/
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49 Above: You'll have to learn to live with ENTER ONLY. It is a situation
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50 brought on my the unthoughtful actions of others. We must all pay for
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51 the transgressions of a minority of users. Hey, it's just like the real
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52 world isn't it?
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53 ________________________________________________________________________
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54 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Milchlurk
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55 _/\___/\___/\___/\___/\_
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56 The real world has erasers...
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57 -\/---\/---\/---\/---\/-
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58
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59 S.C.
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60
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61 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++0000001TED+++++++++++++++
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62 HE STOOD UNDER THE 500KV POWER LINE AS IT BUZZED AND CRACKELED OVER HIM. HE IS
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63 UNNAMED, AS FITTING THE MOST EVIL OF EVILS HATCHED. THE DESTROYER. THAT IS HIS
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64 ONLY DESIGNATION. HE TAKES A SMALL, HEAVILY SHIELDED BOX FROM HIS POCKET, IT'S
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65 ONLY DESIGNATING FEATURES A BUTTON AND AN ANTENNA. SETTING THE BOX ON THE GROUND
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66 , HE BENDS DOWN AND TOUCHES THE BUTTON, THEN TURNS AND HURRIES INTO THE FOREST
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67 THAT EDGES THE POWER LINE RIGHT OF WAY.
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68 A MINUTE PASSES, THEN SUDDENLY A GIANT EXPLOSION BLASTS A TWO FOOT CRATER INTO
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69 THE GROUND AS A THOUSAND AMPS BRIEFLY FLOWS BETWEEN THE EARTH AND VAPORIZING
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70 LINE ABOVE. THE LINE INSTANTLY DEENERGIZES AS MILES AWAY CIRCUT BREAKERS KICK IN
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71 . THE POWER INTERRUPTION LASTS A SECOND AND A HALF AS COMPUTERS SCRAMBLE TO
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72 COMPENSATE, BUT IT IS ENOUGH.
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73
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74
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75
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76
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77 MILES AWAY, A DISK HEAD FLOATING ON A CUSION OF AIR DROPS, SCRAMBLING A BILLION
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78 BITS BEYOND RETRIEVAL.
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79
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81
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82
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83
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84 SANTA'S CHRISTMAS LIST IS LOST.
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85
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86
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87 (A LITTLE MORBID, ISIN'T IT)
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88 +++++++++00000001TED++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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89
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90 """"""""""""""""""Yeck. Next thing you know they'll be cooking the Easter Bunny... SOLI...
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91
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92 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))
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93 Mikey : thank you. hopefully in the next day or so I will have COPYLINK
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94 up and running.
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95 <><>< : help?
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96 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))((( Ripple )))
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97 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\THE ORIGIN OF\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\30
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98 He had a home once. He had a profession and people who loved him. He had a world. All of them are gone, now.
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99 Reduced to cosmic dust and memories.
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100 He was James Forster Mandell, freelance writer. His home was a small four-room apartment that he barely kept the
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101 rent on but it was his. A contract to write a novel was in the offing. Life could have been worse.
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102 It did get worse. Early one winter morning, he awoke in a cold sweat. A terrifying dream, almost unremembered, had
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103 a firm grip on him. He had to run. Now.
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104 In minutes he was dressed and in his car. He went to the nearest freeway onramp and was soon speeding north. The
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105 terror faded as he distanced himself from the city. An hour later, he finally asked himself what he was doing. Sixty
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106 miles was an awful long way to drive for a bad dream. That was the last time he was going to eat one of those freezer
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107 pizzas before bed. He prepared to turn around at the next offramp. Just as he did so, the whole sky behind him flared
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108 brilliant white.
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109 He pulled the car over and got out to see the top of a mighty orange and white mushroom cloud peer over the
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110 horizon. Not being stupid, he saw the significance of this immediately. Somebody had just set off a nuclear bomb.
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111 James reacted to this realization as any rational, thinking being might. He fainted.
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112 And while he was unconcious, the dream returned.
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113 It was not at all frightening this time. It was informative. Incredibly, that explosion had been meant to kill him.
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114 Only the dream (a telepathic warning, actually) had saved him. A powerful beast was loose upon the world, its sole
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115 mission to kill James Mandell. All carnage caused along the way was incidental. But why was it after him?
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116 A being of incredible power was slowly conquering the multiverse. World after world fell to the power of his
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117 armies. The being feared only one thing: certain people had the inborn ability to tap into their inner energies and
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118 use those energies on the physical plane. The power derived was intense and as versatile as the user's imagination.
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119 James, unknowingly, had this power. He would have gone his entire life unaware of that fact had none of this happened.
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120 Now, the dream told him, he must harness this power if he wished to survive.
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121 James awoke by the side of his car. He sat up, head spinning. It wasn't just a dream. He knew it. Something inside
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122 of him had changed. On a whim, he held out his hand and concentrated.
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123 There was a flash of light and suddenly he was holding a sword. About thirty inches long and fashioned after a
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124 samurai blade, its gleaming length became the main focus for his power. It crackled with energies barely
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125 restrained.
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126 But he couldn't stay to admire his handiwork. A brilliant spark traced its way north from the inferno that had been
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127 his home. It was coming for him. Instinctively, he swung the blade in a wide arc. Where the blade had swung a tear in
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128 the fabric of space had appeared. On the other side was a peaceful green field. He stepped through the hole and it
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129 closed behind him. A second later the spot he had been standing was reduced to random atoms. He had just escaped
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130 again.
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131 For almost four years he had crossed between planets in this fashion, alternately pursuing and being pursued by the
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132 beast. The chase finally ended in a confrontation in the magical city of Tanis. James won, just barely. Picking up
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133 allies in the city, he embarked on a much greater adventure, the destruction of the beast's master.
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134 The tale of this quest is recorded elsewhere.
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135 Afterward, James became a wanderer, seemingly bereft of purpose. Two more years he roamed from planet to planet
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136 until his travels brought him to a certain inn...
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137 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\THE DESTROYER\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
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138 ................................................................................
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139 RIPPLE:CALL
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140 STORMCROW???
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141 TO ALL HI
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142 ........................................WUFFA.................
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143 OFF
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144 CTRL LOCK ON 10011010011001111000110101000111100101010
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145 0110000001101000001111001011001110
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146 Stormcrow: This world has erasers, too. Only they're human...(sort of)
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147 SA->
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148 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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149
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150 Merry Christmas to all! <You too, Leroy, where ever you may be>
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151
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152 Mohammed Wassir
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153 <The Friendly Albanian>
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154 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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155
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156 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$
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157
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158 One Long Saturday...
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159 (Part 1)
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160
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161 Jim tried to comprehend this announcement. "Enslave our planet? For God's sake, why?"
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162 "We do not do this for the sake of any God. We do this for racial expansion and to give our people a new purpose
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163 in their lives."
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164 They conquer planets because they're bored. Why couldn't he be dreaming? He needed some time to think. "Uh, what
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165 will this 'report' be based on?"
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166 "We are here to gain knowledge of Earth customs and evaluate its people." the little creature said importantly.
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167 "Our findings will be permanently archived so that the earth culture will not be lost and forgotten totally when we
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168 conquer your planet. What little we already know we have learned from your audio/video transmissions that we have
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169 studied."
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170 Oh, Christ, what a mess. What could he do? Call the military? Nobody would believe him. Wait a minute. They've
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171 never been here before. They apparently don't know much about the planet. If their scouts dissappeared without a trace,
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172 they might figure the planet was too dangerous to be bothered and leave earth alone. He had to kill the little creeps.
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173 "So, I suppose you want me to teach you about earth customs?"
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174 Amogo and company looked excited. "Yes! I had hoped that you might be cooperative!"
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175 Jim stood up, still a little shakily. "Okay, everybody follow me." They followed him to his car, a Chevy Nova with
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176 a two-tone paint job (Midnite Blue & Primer Gray). "This is my transportation." he hustled them all in the back, except
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177 for Amogo, who sat in the front with Jim.
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178 "Where are you taking us?" Amogo asked, curious but unconcerned.
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179 "Well, you see, if you're going to take over our planet, I think you'd better explain it to our God why you are
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180 doing it." Preferably in person.
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181 "Oh. And you have a ritual for sending people to speak with your God?"
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182 In a way of speaking. It's called murder.
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183 Jim lived in a small house in the sticks. Not because he liked it, but because it was cheap. Also, the neighbors
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184 were far apart and a lot of the houses were empty. The house he was heading for had been abandoned about two years ago.
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185 After he pulled into the weed-choked driveway. Amogo & Co. followed him out and watched as he pulled a rather large red
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186 can from the trunk. He hustled them into the rundown house, which he had purposely parked some distance away from. In
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187 the mildewy front room, he instructed them to sit in a circle on the carpet.
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188 "Okay," he said, "This is an important ritual once practiced by Hindus and Rajneeshees. It was recently
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189 rediscovered as a very effective way to communicate with our God." He took the five gallon can and began splashing its
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190 contents liberally around the room. The rich odor of gasoline filled the air.
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191 "What is the purpose of the fluid?" Amogo asked curiously.
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192 "Oh, it wouldn't work without it." Jim said hurredly. "Now take this." He handed Amogo a Bic lighter. "And repeat
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193 this chant five times: Ohwa... Tajer... Kiyam. After the fifth time, spin the wheel on the lighter. I'll wait
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194 outside."
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195 "But wait, don't you wish to speak to God, too?"
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196 Jim was getting more than a little nervous. "Uh, no, I spoke with Him this morning. He gets mad if I bug Him too
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197 much." He began edging towards the door.
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198 Amogo looked at the plastic and metal device doubtfully. "Are you certain this will work?"
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199 "Oh, I guarantee results." In the doorway, Jim listened until they began chanting. Then he turned and ran for his
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200 life. When he reached the car he dove over the roof. The house exploded just as he hit the ground on the other
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201 side.
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202 It was a good thing he had parked so far away, he thought as he stood up. The heat from the fire was awful, even
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203 from here. It was doubly good that it had been raining all night, and the flames wouldn't spread much before the fire
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204 department got here. He'd better split before they showed.
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205 He felt bad about what he'd done to those guys. They were so trusting. They didn't seem too bright, for a people
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206 who travelled the stars.
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207 But then again, maybe they didn't have to be.
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208 Jim almost jumped over the car again as he felt a tug on his shirttail. He spun violently to find all six aliens
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209 gathered around him. They were covered with soot from head to toe and smoke rose from their bodies but they appeared
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210 totally unharmed. Picking his jaw up off of his shoes, he could only stare at them.
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211 Finally Amogo spoke. "It appears that your God did not want to hear what we had to say."
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212 Flabbergasted, Jim still couldn't think of a reply. What the hell was he going to do now?
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213
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214 (To Be Continued...)
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215
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216 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$# J.D. SILVERMAN $#$#$#$#$#$
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217 It would appear that Jim has bit of a problem.....
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218 ______________________Leonard_JD 2446423.7294______________________________
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219 Speak for thyself Leonard. Problems always travel in bunches. That way they
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220
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221
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222 oops--- looks like an interupt...
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223
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224 Silverman: funny, engaging story this time 'round! Keep 'er comin'!
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227 Franklin Pervis tried to quiet his breathing, but his breath seemed to explode out of his nostrils in huge,
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228 smokey bursts. He felt like a steam engine, idling in the darkness, just waiting for someone to hear him.
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229
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230 He peered out around the corner, the small camera clutched tightly in his sweaty palm. He watched a man walk
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231 calmly up a ladder, take a small canister from his coat pocket, and squirt it into the alarm bell. This Delta V
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232 was pretty good, he thought. He watched the agent smash the glass and grab the small rings. He heard the fire-
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233 crackers pop and the resulting alarms ringing into the night. All the while, the small camera click-click-clicked
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234 away, capturing all of Delta V's movements on 5000 ASA 35 mm film. He adjusted the infra-red lens as the painters
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235 truck drove away, and stuck the camera in his pocket.
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236
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237 Down a few alleys and onto a busy intersection, where he found a pay phone. It stunk like urine and most of
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238 the yellow pages were torn out, but all he needed was for the damn thing to work.
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239
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240 A few rings, click, "yep."
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241 "DeNiro here. 42nd Street, behind the green door. 3 PM past prime hour. I'll have the green." Franklin almost
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242 felt like a real spy uttering these previously agreed-upon phrases.
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243 "Yep" was the only reply, and then a click.
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244 Pervis hung up the phone and huddled in his coat. The New York air had a real bite to it this time of year.
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245 He headed down a dark alley, to a place where he would spend only one night, a place he had never been before,
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246 and never would again.
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247
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248 The next day the editor of "The Daily Ditto" paced nervously around his office. He couldn't believe that phone
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249
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250 call. Koch sounded positively lunatic. Even more than usual. The door knocked, and Youngston nearly jumped out
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251 of his shoes.
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252 "What the hell is it?" he yelled.
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253 A peevish face peered around the door. The messenger said simply, "It's for you sir, special delivery." Jim
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254 Youngston grabbed the packet and slammed the door in the boy's face. Tearing it open, a small note and several
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255 photographs fell out.
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256
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257 Jim: Surely you've heard from the mayor by now. I think Delta V is bluffing, but no use risking it. You can
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258 say I've retired, or whatever, but no more articles for now. I've done all the damage I can do in the Daily Ditto
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259 for now anyway.
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260
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261 Don't worry Jim. I've got him covered like a blanket.
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262
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263 Best regards,
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264 Franklin
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265
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266 P.S. This letter will self-destruct in five seconds... after you put a match to it.
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267 And, uh, have a merry Christmas!
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268 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ PERVIS
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269
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270 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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271 WELL, FOLKS I THINK I WON'T SUBMIT AN ENTRY TODAY. COOKING THE EASTER BUNNY?
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272 I ATE RABBIT AT THE RHINELANDER, AND IT WAS PRETTY GOOD! I THINK THE EASTER BUNNY WOULD PROBABLY MAKE A GOOD STEE
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273 W, OR MAYBE A PIE. CERTAINLY AFTER ALL THAT CANDY, HE WOULD BE NICE AND SWEET,
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274 GARNISHED WITH A FEW CARROTS HE WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT SNACK. NOW I CAN SEE IT! SANTA EATING THE EASTER BUNNY! I
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275 GUESS THAT'S PRETTY NASTY, THOUGH. ANYWAY, I HEAR DELTA V IS AFTER BOTH OF THEM. ++++++++++++00000001TED+++++++++
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276 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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277 The WR.S. Razor's Edge slipped smoothly through the ether, bypassing some of
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278 the nastier hazards of plane travel by remaining stable in respect to Terra.
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279 Her captain turned her rudder amanually, because steering so close to a stable
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280 reality without entering it was tricky business.
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281 Although he was busy steering, his mind lay elsewhere. Hours ago he had tried
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282 to send a note through his recently-constructed communications center. The
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283 unlucky paper had somehow suffered complete existence failure on the other
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284 end. Of course, minor problems were to be expected. This was a new ship.
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285 He carefully eased the ship away from a large clump of chaos. Any more of this,
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286 he decided, and I'll have to shift to Innisfal.
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287 The thought of staying in the Inn during Christmas cheered him. He wasn't
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288 accustomed to being alone on Christmas. To be frank, he wasn't used to being
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289 alone while travelling, either. Usually he had his rainbow-scarfed companion
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290 with him. Or a gnome. The captain wondered what had happened to the gnome.
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291 A few degrees to port, then the captain threw the shift lever. Bit by bit,
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292 the swirling rainbow of disorder was replaced by a waterfront scene. The
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293 Razor's Edge was now locked in a stable reality, that of Innisfal.
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294 The captain took the craft in to shore, and after arriving cut in the ethereal
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295 anchors. Mundane anchors may not always be satisfactory, but when a ship is
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296 anchored to the ether itself, it is easier to break the ship.
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297 A fspell-ramp slid into being at a word from the captain, and hhe walked slowly
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298 toward the warm glow of the Inn in the distance. The Edge's lights dimmed
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299 as the captain walked, finally ceasing altogether.
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300 A few more steps, and the captain pulls open the door. Perhaps the Doctor is
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301 here, he thinks. Or Grann.
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302 MAlmost as soon as the door is closed, Milchar hears the sleigh bells of
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303 another late-night visitor of the Inn. A few thumps on the roof and a hearty
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304 'Ho, ho, ho!' later, the bells continue and fade into the night.
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305 "Merry Christmas," Milchar whispers as he looks up at the ceiling and the
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306 action beyond.
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307 ++++++++++++++++++++ Milchar +++++++++++++++++++++++++ 100 minutes 'till Santa
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308 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
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309 #+#+@+@#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#+#
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310 Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house the water was flo
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316
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317 help
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318
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319
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320 twas
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321 Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house the water was
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322 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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323 (((*))) : At your service, fair maiden.
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324
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325 Merry XMAS, Mike; say hi to the elves and Jim at USD... Ran into Dianne the
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326 other day, she says hello... Paul too...
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327 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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328 #$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#
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329 00000001TED: Just wanted to take a moment and complement you on your entry. It had a good dramatic sequence and a nice
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330 bit of black humor that I found very enjoyable. (I know I'm sick) And it wasn't so long as to make everybody wish it was
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331 over before you got to the punchline. Something I wish I could accomplish. All in all, very well done.
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332 All: Merry Christmas (there, I said it)
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333 #$#$#$#$#$#rabbit stew, anyone?#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$#$# J.D. SILVERMAN #$#$#$#$#$#$#
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334 EN
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335
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336 The Journal of the Citizens for a better New York ran a feature story on the
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337 MA 120
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338
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339 of violence against the elderly and the helpless and our fair city is a small measure improved
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340 with their passing."
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341
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342 Normally, it is not the prerogative of one journalist to criticize the writing of another
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343 but here, we must speak out. A veritable icon of journalistic integrity has gone astray, and has
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344 launched a personal attack against a man who,
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345 according to our investigation, has done little
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346 other than to protect him self-a right that all Americans enjoy, but seldom are forced to exercise.
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347 This man, who has the assigned name of Delta Five, was the top agent for a pentagon based
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348 organization, and spent many years working, and risking his life to preserve the American way of life. He alone was responsible 349 justice, more than forty members of terrorist
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350 organizations such as Black September and the
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351 Bader Meinhoff. He personally found the cached fortunes of Reinhold Heydrich, the Nazi general
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352 over Chechoslovakia in 1945."
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353 This man was a dedicated defender of freedom untill his family was murdered, allegedly by a
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354 "tyrant" named Leroy McKane, and then left the
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355 "agency", and dedicated himself to the destruction of this McKane.
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356 This man is, in our eyes, not an enemy of the people of New York, he is rather a hero, and we
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357 implore Mr. Pervis to examine his motives, and reconsider the content of future editorials"
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358
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359
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360 EN
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361 FILE ON
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362 EN
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363 MARGIN IS 80
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364 MA 140
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365 STATUS: ENTER ONLY
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366 EN
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367 [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] DELTA FIVE [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] [*=*]
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368 He self-awakened as usual at 5:30; his built in alarm clock. Linda was dead to the world, her long
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369 shiny black hair fanned across his chest. Unknowingly, she squeezed his hand. Linda. It had
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370 been so long... The first rays of the early morning sun streamed through the window of the fourth
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371 floor room at the Tucson Hilton, highlighting the red in her lovely hair. She sighed softly, and again, squeezed his hand.
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372 Carefully, so not to disturb her, he slipped out of the bed, and standing, looked down at her. A beautiful woman, in so many way373 wife...He nearly broke down at the thought, but quickly regained his self control.
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374 He plugged in the Model 100, and punched keys. The words flashed across the display-words he didn't
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375 want to see, but knew that he would. Pervis. He felt sad inside, knowing that he would have to
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376 break the man. It would be easy to kill him, but in spite of what Pervis believed, Delta Five did not
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377 enjoy killing people. But he had to be dealt with.
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378
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379 He had thought Pervis to be bright. Shrewd. But why didn't he consult one of his staff photographers?
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380 Some clerk in a camera store really snowed him. 5000 ASA film? "Infra red lens"? He glanced at the Nikon FE-2 on the dresser.381 room, and faced himself in the mirror. "Always ready, huh?, he thought to himself.
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382 He sat down on the bed, beside the slender form of the sleeping woman, leaned over, and kissed her
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383 tenderly. He wished there could be an end to the killing, the violence, the terrorism. He reflected
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384 on the words sung the previous night, at the Tucson Community Center auditorium; Beethoven, "When all
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385 men shall be as brothers", and wished it were true.
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386
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387 He wished McKane felt that way. But now McKane would die a very long and very painful death.
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388 And then what would he do. His anger vented, he
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389 would have nothing more to hate. He would go back to the 'agency', and the needles, and the liars...
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390 Again, the words flashed across the screen.
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391 "Parity activated". Where Pervis was an annoyance, Parity was a threat. Delta Five made another phone call...
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392 It was Christmas day, and he allowed himself the luxury; he jotted down the things he needed, and
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393 slipped back into bed, and into the warm embrace
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394 of Linda. A last glance at the list. One pint each H2SO4, HNO3, package of cotton balls, two large
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395 stainless steel mixing bowls, soldering iron,
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396 wire, hand tools... Delta Five was ready.
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397
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398 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\399 **********************************************************************
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400 Ripple: You're welcome, I hope it goes together easily for you.
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401 All: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
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402 ********************************** CISTOP MIKEY ******************************
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403 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))
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404 Wake up everyone it's christmas day!!!! Wasn't Santa suppose to come
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405 last night? Hope everyone was good so they got exactly what they wanted.
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406 Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all
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407 (((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*)))(((*j
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408 oops! (((*)))((( Ripple )))
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409 WKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWK
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410 NEVER OVERSTEP YOUR BOUNDS.
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411 WKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWK THE WHITE KNIGHT WKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWKWK
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412 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL FROM OLD MEAN AND NASTY. [*=] [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] DELTA
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413 FIVE [*=*] [*=*] [*=*] [*=*]
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414 """"""""""""""""""
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415 Wishing all at the Inn a Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah and a great new year!
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416 """"""""""""""""""SOLI
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417 ______________________________JD 2446424.8389_____________________________
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418 White Knight: Good advice. You should listen to what you preach!
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419 We need an updated version of Copy ii parameters, anyone with a copy to
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420 to spare call me at 221-xxxx tomarrow or Friday, thnx,,,,, Don......
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421 |\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/
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422 The black plane shook at the return of its master. The quest to retrieve the
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423 subject had failed. Before he could reach the ship that contained the subject,
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424 it had warped out of space, departing to a location too distant to make
|
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425 retrieval unfeasable. No matter. The universe teemed with humanoid lifeforms.
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426 Finding another suitable subject would not be difficult.
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427 The titan stood motionless in the center of the plane, stealing inertial
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428 energy from the universe itself. The color of the plane changed from black to
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429 dull red, to orange, to brilliant blue white. The titan was standing in a sea
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430 of thermonuclear fire.
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431 And then the plane dissappeared.
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432 Momentarily clearing away the life-supporting mists, the titan studied the
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433 constellations about him. The plane had been returned to its rightful place.
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434 All that remained was to find a subject. Twin four-dimensional antennas
|
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435 extended from the backpack. Four planets within thirty parsecs were scanned.
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436 All contained humanoid life of acceptable potential. Almost thirty hours of
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437 scanning finally produced a suitable subject. Like the last, this one was
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438 female. Unlike the last, this one was synchronized with the time-flow of the
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439 plane itself, and would age normally, rather that in reverse. Whatever had
|
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440 posessed him to take a subject from a retrograde timeline, anyway? Also, this
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441 subject had absolutely no extranormal abilities. Perhaps this would insure a
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442 successful completion this time.
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443 A miniature star appeared at the titan's feet. It vanished, leaving behind a
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444 small, unconcious form. Computerized sensors played over the form. All life
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||
445 functions normal. The life-support mists would insure continued functioning,
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446 eliminating the need for nutritional intake or waste products. When the subject
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447 recovered from the shock of transition, the experiment would begin anew.
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448 The carrier numbus billowed about the titan's form, and then he was gone.
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449 An interminable time later, the plane echoed with a scream of horror and
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450 anguish.
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451 |\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|:GOTH:|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|\|/|
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452 """"""""""""""""""It's 1:29 in the morning and all's well... SOLI...
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453 \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
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454 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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455 WELL, THANKYOU JD FOR THE COMPLIMENT. BUT REALLY, JUST LOOK AT THE SPOT YOU
|
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456 UNKNOWINGLY PUT ME IN. I AM NOW EXPECTED TO TOP THAT LAST LITTLE GEM, AND THAT
|
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457 IS A HARD SPOT TO BE IN. AH WELL, BITCH BITCH WHEN YOU ARE IGNORED, BITCH BITCH
|
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458 WHEN YOU ARE NOTICED. FUNNY THING, LIFE.++++++++++++++++++++++++
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459 ANYWAY ALL, MERRY CHRISTMAS. I GOT CLOTHING FOR CHRISTMAS, AS USUAL. I WANTED
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460 TOYS, BUT SINCE I WANT EXPENSIVE TOYS, THE VCR, RADAR DETECTOR, TV AND SUCH
|
||
461 REMAINED OFF THE 'GIT' LIST. THAT IS ONE PROBLEM I'M SURE MANY OF YOU ARE HAVING
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462 NOW THAT YOUR WANTS CANNOT BE SATISFIED BY CABBAGE PATCH KIDS. PORCHES, MANSIONS
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463 AND SUCH DON'T FIT IN STOCKINGS. I GUESS WE ALL CAN KEEP HOPING.
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464 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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465 SAND BLEW AROUND TOM'S FEET AS HE STEPPED OUT OF THE HOVERCRAFT. THE BEACH WAS
|
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466 HUGE, AN ILLUSION PRODUCED BY THE MOVEMENTS OF THE MOON, LOCATED MILES BENEATH
|
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467 HIS FEET.
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468 THIS WORLD WAS SMALL BY PLANETARY STANDARDS, ALTHOUGH THE LARGEST FREIGHTER
|
||
469 WOULD HAVE NO TROUBLE LANDING, IT MORE CLOSELY APPROXIMATED A BIG ASTEROID.
|
||
470 TIDES PRODUCED BY THE GIGANTIC MOON FULLY HALF THE PLANET'S SIZE WERE
|
||
471 SPECTACULAR, AND AT TIMES EASILY OVERFLOWED BEACH BANKS. COMBINED WITH THE
|
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472 SHALLOW BEACHES, THE HABITABLE SURFACE WAS RATHER QUITE SMALL. IT WAS A SPATIAL
|
||
473 FREAK PRODUCED ON A GOVERNMENTAL WHIM BY THE TERRAFORMING ENGINEERS. MADE AS A
|
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474 RESORT FOR THE FOURTH PLANET IN THE SYSTEM, IT HAD SURVIVED WHILE BIOLOGICAL
|
||
475 WEAPONS HAD FORCED QUARRANTINING OF IT'S MAKER. DESIGNATED BOLON II, IT WAS AN
|
||
476 IDEAL PLACE FOR PLANATERY EVOLUTION STUDIES. WHILE THE GIANTS MOVED SLOWLY, IT
|
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477 WAS SPEEDING THROUGH THE CYCLE OF EROSIONAL GROWTH AND DECAY IN A FEW THOUSAND
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478 YEARS.
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479 TOM KNEW ALL THIS, BUT GAVE IT
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480 SCARCELY ANY THOUGHT AS HE STRODE ACROSS THE SAND. HE CARED LITTLE FOR THE
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481 STEADY LEAKING AWAY OF THE ATMOSPHERE, OR THE WATER LOSSES, OR THE RADIATION
|
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482 INTENSITY. HE WAS HERE TO MAROON AN ENEMY.
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483 +++++++++++++++++++++000000001TED+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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484
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485
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486 /Q
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487 /EX
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488
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489 time, there was a very fast rabbit named
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490 Speedy and a very slow turtle named Slowpoke. They lived in
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491 a hole in a tree in the Great Woods.
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492
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Speedy and Slowpoke were walking down the road, Speedy
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493 stopped from time to time, to let Slowpoke catch up.
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494 Slowpoke was very slow.
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495 Suddenly, or not suddenly (Slowpoke was very slow) they
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496 came upon a lolly pop tree, a gumdrop tree and a peppermint
|
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497 tree. And they tasted the wonderful candy, but poof a big,
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498 nasty, evil witch appearred shrieking "Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha I've
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499 caught you now. I'll have rabbit stew and turtle soup for
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500 dinner". Speedy could have run away, because he was very
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501 fast, but he stayed with his buddy Slowpoke.
|
||
502 The witch grabbed Slowpoke. He yelled "Wait a minute, I
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||
503 can trade you something that is better than turtle soup and
|
||
504 rabbit stew, if you let us go". The witch screeched "Rabbit
|
||
505 stew and turtle soup are very tasty, but I will listen Ha
|
||
506 ha ah".
|
||
507 Slowpoke led the witch to his workshop. Slowpoke liked
|
||
508 to invent things. His workshop was filled with all kinds of
|
||
509 inventions. In the corner was a big blue rocket, with a
|
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510 chair and three buttons--A red button, a blue button, and a
|
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511
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green button.
|
||
512 "I see that you ride a broom" remarked Speedy. Slowpoke
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||
513 said "This is my new rocket. I'm sure it's much faster and
|
||
514 more comfortable than your broom". The witch looked at it
|
||
515 and asked dryly "How does it work ?". Slowpoke walked over
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516 to the control panel explaining "There's the green button,
|
||
517 that makes you stop, and the blue button which makes you
|
||
518 go, but never ever touch the red button".
|
||
519 The witch cried "Ah ha ha ha ha now I can have turtle
|
||
520 soup and rabbit stew, and I have a shiny new rocket". She
|
||
521 stepped toward the rocket cackling and saying "I think the
|
||
522 red button must do something really amazing". Slowpoke
|
||
523 spoke fearfully "Never ever press the red button?"
|
||
524 "I am the great witch" she gasped through her evil mouth
|
||
525 "I am not afraid to push the red button". Slowpoke said
|
||
526 shakily "No, no never push the red button!". She jumped up
|
||
527 into the rocket seat and sticking her bony finger toward
|
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528
|
||
the control pa~el, pushed the red button. The rocket took
|
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529 off instantly, the cacking, scrieking, screaming witch with
|
||
530
|
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it.
|
||
531 "Where is she going ?" asked Speedy. Slowpoke explained
|
||
532 "I don't know, I suppose the rocket will run out of fuel
|
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533 someday. Let's go back and get some more candy."
|
||
534
|
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535
|
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536
|
||
|
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537 So they walked along slowly, Slowpoke was very slow,
|
||
538 down the road, that went over the hill to the candy trees.
|
||
539 As they were strolling, the witch flew over scrieking "Ha
|
||
540 ah ah Ha ah!!!", but she had no control over the rocket.
|
||
541 She dissappeared over the horizon. The last thing Speedy
|
||
542 and Slowpoke saw was the glare of the rockets tail in the
|
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543 sunset.
|
||
544 "She was kind of a nice lady" said Slowpoke, sucking on
|
||
545 a lollypop he pulled out of his pocket. "I think so too"
|
||
546 replied Speedy "Very kind of her to give us some candy".
|
||
547 So they walked along eating some of the candy they
|
||
548 picked, and came to the place where the magic trees had
|
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549 been. They found only a apple tree,a plum tree and a pear
|
||
550 tree. The witch had flown away somewhere on the blue
|
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551 rocket. Her enchantment had left the trees, and they bore
|
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552 only regular fruit.
|
||
553 Slowpoke said seeming not too disappointed. "Turtles
|
||
554
|
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like pears and apples, almost as much as candy". "I
|
||
555 heartily agree" chuckled Speedy. So they picked the fruit
|
||
556
|
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and took it home to share with all their friends.
|
||
557 The evil witch was never seen again.
|
||
558
|
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559 The End
|
||
560
|
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561
|
||
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562 """"""""""""""""""How quaint. SOLI...
|
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563
|
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564 FMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFM
|
||
565 The Tale Of Peter Rabit
|
||
566 (Part 1)
|
||
567
|
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568 ONCE upon a time there
|
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569 were four little Rabbits, and
|
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570 their names were-
|
||
571 Flopsy, Mopsy, Cotton-tail,
|
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572 and Peter.
|
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573 They lived with their Mother
|
||
574 in a sand-bank, underneath the
|
||
575 root of a very big fir-tree.
|
||
576 <To Be Continued>
|
||
577 FMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFable MasterFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFM
|
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578 Ooops. Lest I be accused of plagiarism, allow me to extend acknowledgment of
|
||
579 authorship of the above story to Beatrix Potter.
|
||
580 FMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFable MasterFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFMFM
|
||
581 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|
||
582 Turtles and rabbits? Beatrix Potter?? Is the average age going down around
|
||
583 here or what??
|
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584 (I actually think this is okay stuff. Someone who sits around watching
|
||
585 Bugs Bunny has no right to complain...)
|
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586 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\Luingil/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
|
||
587
|
||
588 But those of us who do not become enchanted watching Japanese animators extend
|
||
589 the lines of believability do have a right to complain. As you know such
|
||
590 rights are never left unused for long.
|
||
591 ?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|?|
|
||
592
|
||
593 "Heh heh. Hey George, guess what I just did?"
|
||
594 "You know I have no idea what you just did Sam. What did you just do?"
|
||
595 "I sold a guy a 'special' Infa-red camera lens, and some 5000 ASA film
|
||
596 for taking night pictures."
|
||
597 "You didn't."
|
||
598 "I did. He came in all hot and ready to capture something big, and said
|
||
599 he needed special equipment because he was going to capture this thing at
|
||
600 night."
|
||
601 "And you didn't tell him that there was no such thing as an Infa-red
|
||
602 lens?"
|
||
603 "Nope."
|
||
604 "And you didn't tell him that Infa-red film does not come in speeds of
|
||
605 conventional film, and especially not 5000ASA?"
|
||
606 "Nope."
|
||
607 "And you didn't tell him that in order to really utilize infa-red film
|
||
608 you need a specially filtered light source that only the infa-red film can
|
||
609 see?"
|
||
610 "Nope. I let his television-imposed notions guide me, and I sold him
|
||
611 exactly what he wanted to buy, and at a premium price."
|
||
612 "Well Sam, I guess you know what you are doing. I find it sad that you
|
||
613 feel a need to prey on the misconceptions of others like you do. Someday one
|
||
614 of those people who walk in here and get suckered will get back at you. What
|
||
615 goes around comes around."
|
||
616 "Oh George, aren't we waxing philosophic. I sold the guy what he wanted
|
||
617 to buy. Why should I be stuck with the enlightenment of the human race? I
|
||
618 never guide people towards destruction, I merely fix any flat tires that may
|
||
619 have during their drive. They are always heading that way in the first place."
|
||
620 "I see, rationalization now. Well you must be worried or you wouldn't
|
||
621 have seen the need to tell me the reasons behind your actions. Fixing flat
|
||
622 tires? That is a laugh. I would say you are selling the whole car!"
|
||
623 "George, sometimes I wonder why I talk to you at all. You have turned
|
||
624 my little anecdote into an attack on my entire lifestyle..."
|
||
625 "Lifestyle, who said anything about lifestyles? Did I mention the
|
||
626 sixteen year-old you have shacked up down in Soho? Did I say anything about
|
||
627 you being six months late with your child support? Did I bring up the c-note
|
||
628 you took from the cash register last week? No Sam, I didn't. Lifestyles? Pshaw
|
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