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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask...
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2 ************************* INSTALLED: 20 JUL 85 **********************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 GENERAL DISCLAIMER: BWMS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INFORMATION
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6 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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7 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privately owned
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8 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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9 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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10 privately owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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11 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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12 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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13 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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14 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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15 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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16 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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17 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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18 ************************************************************
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19
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20 OH my! And here is a person who wasn't going to enter anything...
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21 Let's see what becomes of this disk. I only wish I had something
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22 good to start it off.
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23 `,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`,`
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24 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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25 Oh drat, almost made it to the top. At
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26 least I've got my upper/lowercase back
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27 now. Stories, lets see lots of them!!
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28 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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29 can anybody tell me about the commodor
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30 300 modem # 1660 this is my first mode
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31 m and i need information
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32 thanks bob b
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33
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34 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
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35 Emu watched the crowd to see if anyone was responding to Trainor's
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36 story. For a while all was quiet as the story of a man's mistake was
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37 recounted. Now he was trying to rectify his mistake, try to make up for
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38 the destruction that he caused by trying to stop future destruction.
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39 An unfamiliar force to most of those at the Inn, what had just been
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40 described could wipe out all that was known to us; all that we loved and
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41 called our own. Trainor looked haggard and needed help. He asked us for
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42 assistance, and we sit and consider the request.
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43 From nearby, Emu heard a sharp cry, followed by a couple interesting
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44 words. Looking, he saw Piper rise up and commit himself to Trainor's aid.
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45 Everyone watched as Piper walked across the room and say the immortal
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46 words, "Count me in." That was all Emu needed for a final incentive. The
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47 next voice heard in the Inn's common room was that of Emu:
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48 "Surely, Piper, you need someone along to help you take care of your
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49 sharp utensiles. Trainor, I'm in too!"
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50 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
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51 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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52 The halls are quiet now, but the memories of more vibrant days
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53 linger on even in the solitude. A lone janitor plies his trade slowly up
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54 and down the halls, his broom collecting everything that would be so
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55 unfortunate to fall in its path. Onward and onward, the broom and its
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56 driver make their way from classroom to classroom, all empty now, devoid
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57 of the students who give them life. The broom cares not that these rooms
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58 are empty. The driver is thankful of the fact, it is so much easier to
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59 sweep when the students are gone on the pursuits of summer. It is the
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60 season for cleaning, now that learning is over. The chalk dust of yet
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61 another lecture has long since been swept away. No broken pencils and
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62 crumpled papers grace the hallowed halls of this erudite institution.
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63 The lockers are empty, and the desks are clear. All of this suits the
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64 man with the broom. The man with the job that never ends is thankful for
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65 these peaceful days of summertime. The broom knows the course well,
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66 empty halls are vacations.
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67 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Janitor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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68
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69 yes, more terminal jocketes making waves about terminal jockies making waves
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70 about spies. It never ceases to amaze me that some folks are such showoffs
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71 they must constantly be making a show even if what they are showing is their
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72 stupidity.
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73 El Disgutio
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74 ......................................................
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75 Mikey: CIS now has B-Protocol documentation on line for download.
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76 Type G VID 117
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77 at any ! prompt & then chose menu item 7. Warning! The file is about 106k
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78 long! (I'm still editing my download). They will accept Xmodem (if you
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79 can ignore the network delays). It takes aboutan hour at 1200 baud.
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80 ________________________________Leonard____________________________________
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81 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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82 BERUIT -- (AP) The Yasser Arafat Performing Arts Center was the scene
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83 of a series of remarkable events last night with the season premier of the
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84 Lebanese Symphony Orchestra. Nattily attired in a rhinestone-studded
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85 powder blue straight jacket, guest conductor Dr. Frankenstupe achieved
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86 musical history with his first appearance in this Lebanese capital.
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87 Dr. Frankenstupe started the evening with a melodic rendition of PDQ
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88 Bach's Opus 54, the Dead Duck Symphony. A sour note was struck by an
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89 overenthusiastic oboist; but a well-placed kick from the second violin
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90 quickly solved the problem. Next on the program was Frankenstupe's own
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91 composition, Etude for Chainsaw and Jackhammer in E minor. The percussion
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92 section performed flawlessly and with the final crescendo, the crowd leaped
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93 to its feet roaring its appreciation.
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94 It can be said that Frankenstupe's greatest moment was when the Druze
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95 Boy's Choir joined the orchestra for the program's finale, the Flatulent
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96 Chorale. The second movement literally blew away the first two rows of the
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97 audience. There wasn't a dry eye in the hall as the last notes of the
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98 piece faded into memory.
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99 A knowledgable Beruit crowd brought Frankenstupe back for an unpre
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100 cidented thirteen curtain calls. Unfortunately, on the last curtain call,
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101 several armed men in black stocking caps charged the podium. Gunfire
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102 erupted at the orchestra battle to save their beloved guest conductor. One
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103 terrorist was captured and currently is in intensive care at Beruit General
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104 Hospital with a piccalo lodged where the sun don't shine.
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105 When the smoke cleared, Dr. Frankenstupe had disappeared and
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106 authorities fear he may have been taken hostage. No ransom demands have
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107 been made public at this time. There are unconfirmed reports that as Dr.
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108 Frankenstupe was carried bodily from the hall, he uttered one word...
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109 "Mother!" This reporter will continue to give full details of the Doctor's
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110 disappearance as they become available.
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111 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
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112
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113 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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114 Oh, rapture! Hey, Max, I've just dued my 6420 and bought a 1660. I think
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115 I'll just sit here and be spoiled. No more switching carriers! I will havere
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116 to get used to hearing the dialing and connection by speaker, though. It's
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117 a little loud.
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118 Smug as a small insectoid,
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119 ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milchar ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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120 ++++ Hmmm, I hate enter only. Oh, well, I'm so happy I don't care. ++++++++++
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121 Leonard: An hour to move 100K at 1200 baud? That's approximately 3 times as
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122 much time as it should take...Hmmm. No wonder more large BBS's are springinng
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123 up--you could call a board in NY, download three times as much as you could from
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124 CIS, and pay less for it... And if you have a 2400baud modem... If you were
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125 the one enquiring about YModem, it's on Forsberg's board (621-3746). He is the
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126 one who originated it...
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127 Fido-Trainer
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128 :::::======:::::=====:::::=====:::::=====:::::=====:::::=====:::::=====
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129 Emu: Hey! What about me? I said I was in, too!
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130 Trainer: I'M IN!
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131 :::::=====:::::=====:::::=====:::::==Zephyr :=====:::::=====:::::=====
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132 Hello there. How do you like this hot weather?
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133
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134
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135 help
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136
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137 I don't.
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138 This is the first time I have checked out this board, and I think you're all
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139 crazy! I ought to fit right in, but I'll probably just observe for a while.
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140
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141
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142 Doctor Stu
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143 ================================================================================
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144
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145 I went out to Gresham Computerland last week, they are selling off a bunch
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146 of "dogs" that they are overstocked on, and can't move. They have "Nutshell"
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147 for sale at $20.00. I bought one, it's a terrific database program, and it's
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148 very powerful. They regularly sell for about $100.00. If you need a (or even
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149 if you don't need, a program like this, it's a very good buy...Harry Stanley.
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150
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151 7/21/85 10:59
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152 HELP
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153
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154
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155 HERE
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156 LINE
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157 HELP
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158 NEW
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159 LEAVE MESSAGE FOR KNEES
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160 7/21/85 I NEED PUBLIC DOMAIN PHONE NUMBERS GOT ANY--KNEES
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161 HELP
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162 ????? The Doctor ?????
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163 ^^^ ^^^^^^
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164 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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165 "Thank Amigc that this is only a First-Order spell. I don't think I'd enjoy
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166 doing a Third-Order", I said.
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167 The Doctor looked up from the command console of the TARDIS, and looked at
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168 us, busy with our preparations. "Whatza Third-Order spell, or for that matter,
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169 What's a First-Order spell?"
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170 "Simple, my friend. The spell's complexity increases with the number of
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171 dimensions you have to span simultaneously. The three spatial dimensions count
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172 as one, as they are a special case. The spell we are preparing only spans
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173 the Paratemporal dimension; you are taking care of the Spatial and Temporal
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174 components with the TARDIS. Thus, our spell need only be a First-Order."
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175 The Doctor shrugged, and emitted a low, "Oh." Seconds later, we heard the
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176 familiar "Shwush-thud" of the Time Rotor, meaning our journey was complete.
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177 "I believe that I'll glance outside, and see what's going on", the Doctor said.
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178 He touched something on the control panel. The monitor screen lit up, showing
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179 a traffic jam of grand proportions.
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180 The cause of said jam, it seemed, was the sudden appearance of an old-style
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181 English call-box in the center of the intersection.
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182 "Damn, left the Chameleon Circuit off again. Milch, see if you can't hurry
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183 your preparations up a bit, hmmmmm? I believe that someone's going t
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184 to investigate our 'arrival' quite shortly."
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185 "We're doing the best that we can", I said, as Grann and I began the casting.
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186 The Doctor knew what trouble interruption of the casting could cause, but that
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187 did not prevent him from muttering, "hurry" as he saw several police cars
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188 arriving at the scene, and policemen getting out to find out just what the
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189 trouble was.
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190 Grann took over the recital of the words, and I began the material casting.
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191 Symbols drawn and erased, dust scattered just so, objects crushed, and Grann
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192 droning on all the while...
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193 The final bit. Wands out, circles made in air, circles glow, expand, become
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194 wavy, fuzzier, grow larger, change colors, expand again, travel like phantoms
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195 though the walls, encircle the TARDIS, police halt at the sight, energies grow
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196 and entwine, preparation for the very last actions...
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197 Two coins appear, one in my hand and one in Grann's, are thrown over our right
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198 shoulders. They disappear, as if they never had existed. As do we.
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199 Imagine the surprise of the at least nine dozen spectators as the circle of
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200 glowing energy, once confined to more or less a horizontal plane, now begins
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201 spinning in all directions, defining a sphere about the call-box. Imagine
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202 further their surprise when quite suddenly, all that vanishes, and the only
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203 brief reminder that there was SOMETHING there is the boom and violent wind that
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204 follows the inrush of air to fill the vacuum.
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205 Now just imagine our surprise, as we look over the new landscape through the
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206 monitor, and see....
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207 ++++++++++++++++ Milchar ++++++++++++++++++++++++ July 21, 1985 +++++++++++++++
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208 Fido-person: My 'xmodem' is a BASIC/ml hybrid. It is probably responsible
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209 for part of the extra delay. Add in the well known fact that on CIS you
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210 can count on about %50 of your time being 'wait states' in their computers
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211 or network and...
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212 As for YMODEM, I can't get it straight from TeleGodzilla. I can't use
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213 xmodem as it is in squeezed format & I still don't have an unsqueeze
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214 utilities for any of my systems. So I'd have to 'Type' it. Unfortunately,
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215 I keep losing chars....
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216 ________________________________Leonard____________________________________
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217 Leonard: Why don't you call me direct at the IBM Club board? We might be able
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218 to work something out if you're really interested in getting Xmodem/Ymodem.
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219 If your modem can support almost anything besides straight ASCII, there's a
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220 good chance I've got something that will work...
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221 L'homme: You're a little more familiar with Pro-Yam. Will it support CIS B
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222 protocol in host mode? or only calling CompuServe? Thanks.
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223
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224 ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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225 It was one of those days. I dropped my cigarette in my java almost slit
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226 my calf open shaving my legs. But then things started changing.
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227 Comouter Land was having a sale on //c's. I bought the works and here i
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228 am. I am a female computer user. A friend that uses computers told me
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229 this board was looking for people of my physical standing. So here I am.
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230 I will go by the name Foxy Lady, the CB handle of the mother of a good
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231 friend. Mabey a little physical description will enhance replies to
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232 this message. I am 5'10", blonde hair, ice blue eyes, 32-25-36,am
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233 told i am good looking by others besides parents.
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234
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235 hope to hear from people
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236 Foxy Lady
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237 |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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238 YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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239 OH WOW WALLY ANOTHER GIRL CALLER JUST WHAT WE NEED.
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240 17:09
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241 HIGH FOXY? NICE SPLASH GIRL, I'LL BE LOOKING FOR YOURS.
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242 SEE MORE LATER BLUE EYES-KNEES.
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243 EXIT
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244 I SMELL A WOMAN............... HAS THE CONFINES OF THIS SYSTEM BEEN INF
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245 INFILTRATED BY THE LIKES OF A MODERN DAY MATA HARI ?????
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246
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247 WHERE HAS THE WORLD GONE ???
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248 IS THERE NOTHING SACRED ???
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249
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250 ////////o///o///o//////////////////////////////////
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251 ////////////o///////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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252 END
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253 """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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254 A TALL MAN GETS OUT OFF AN OLD DATSUN 210 STAION WAGON AND LOOKS AT A OLD EN-
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255 GLISH POLICE BOX SITTING IN THE ROAD IN FRONT OF HIM WONDERING IF LITTLE BOTTLE
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256 S OF KETHCHUP OR BEER WAS GOING TO COME OUT LIKE THOSE TV ADDS.... HE
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257 HE JUST STANDS THERE SHAKING HIS HEAD HOPING THAT THE COPS TAKE CARE OF THISE
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258 MESS.
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259
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260 GUNNAR
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261 """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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262 Why do I smell a fraud in Foxy Lady? Maybe I'm just gun-shy, but there have
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263 been too many examples, here in this People's Republic of Twitdom, of people
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264 playing games with their messages. Oh, well, we shall see. It's hard to
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265 explain to truly new users why we doubt them at their arrival.
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266 Anyone want to bet that we're the target of another joke from a 13-year
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267 old? I'll believe when I can run my hands over those beautiful.... Oh,
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268 sorry, got carried away there.
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269 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
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270
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271 *****************************************************************:
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272 SORRY, DEFECTIVE DISK DRIVE. SHOULD BE OK NOW.
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273 ******************** CISTOP MIKEY *****************************
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274
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275 =========================================================================
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276 Does eanyone else use this border?
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277 ========================================================================
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278 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
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279 down the hall and out the door i pace in order that i may soon
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280 forget why it is that i take to walking in the night. my mind longs
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281 for something other than the acts of futility, the daily chores.
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282 what i would like now, as a distraction, is something slightly out of
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283 the ordinary. maybe to forego the need to cling to reality and pick
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284 up the flight offered by fantasy might provide the wanted slice of
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285 life. maybe...
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286 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
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287 after telling a friend that i would be alright walking alone, i
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288 continue on the course that would take me home. now that the sun has
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289 left, it is feeling cooler and the breeze is still very welcome.
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290 i would be home although i find that the lights draw me to the
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291 place where i notice the faint din of voices. for want of some
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292 possible souce of excitement or entertainment i turn ot walk to the
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293 source. i am almost at the door when the branch of a tree catches at
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294 my shawl, my hair falls out from under the cowl. tucking it back in
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295 lace under the fabric i note that this is no ordinary tree for it
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296 contains an element so as to make me feel at peace. with the garment
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297 back in place, i snap a small brach, or twig, to carry with me to
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298 remind me of this peace.
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299 once inside i realize that this must be the place that has taken
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300 away the generic meaning of the word "inn", and has changed it to
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301 iclude also the words "genesis" and "nexus". highly acclaimed, and
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302 without an equal, the inn is surely the center of what must be a
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303 great discussion or debate as so many people inside have clustered
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304 together to speak of a common topic with such vigor.
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305 not to attract too much attention i make my way to te group of
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306 people that are consumed by this interest and tap one of the more
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307 confidant speakers on the shoulder to ask my question.
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308 "excuse me, could you tell me what it is that is so gripping? i
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309 have missed what it was that has been said and would like to know
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310 what has is happening here..."
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311 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& the scarlet lion s&&&&&&
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312
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313 is there a way to go back and correct some of the mistakes i have
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314 made? "ch" doesn't look like it will do any good. just thought i
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315 would ask a silly question.
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316 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& the scarlet lion s&&&&&&
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317
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318 L'homme, I told you it wasn't working for me earlier! Now I've come back to
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319 see what there should have been, and Viola! >>POOF<< Tain't here, McGee...
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320 I'll guess I'll have to wait a little while longer, assuming you haven't
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321 gotten rid of it's original copies yet... (And a question: Should I take
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322 the next step, or will you?)
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323 f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f FRITZ f-f-f-f-f
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324
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325 T'is him
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326
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327 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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328 this is a terminal program test. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstu
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329 wxyz. It Works!!!!!
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330 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++00000001TED++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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331 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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332 To Bob (and any other interested 1660
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333 owners): I have a terminal program for
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334 the 1660 with "attack-dial", voice
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335 call mode, file sender, and has tone
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336 dialing (all *16* possible tones).
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337 If you'd like a copy, let me know.
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338 (This is a program I wrote, so it is
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339 quite ok)
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340 Max...
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341 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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342 =*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*
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343 *= Call The Twin Towers BBS today! *=
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344 =* from 10pm to 7am only! Call now =*
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345 *= for a totally new experience!!!! *=
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346 =* 663-xxxx =*
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347 *= SYSOP....Randy Van Moody *=
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348 =*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*
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349 /ex
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350
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351
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352 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.
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353 As Emu was contemplating his last words, the ones that could change his
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354 boring existance forever, he saw her walk into the confusion of the Inn all
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355 alone. She had a strange look about her, like she had just gone through
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356 hell in a one-person liferaft. Her hair was bundled up precariously under
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357 the scarf on her head, as though it had been quickly tossed together. Next
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358 to her breast she clutched a branch from the Giving tree outside the door.
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359 As she made her way around the noisy throng, a few others saw and watched
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360 her. Emu ordered a steaming mug of spiced wine, guided her to a seat, and
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361 set the wine down in front of her. She took it gratefully, sipped it, and
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362 sighed.
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363 "What's everyone talking so excitedly about?" she asked. "I have missed
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364 what was said earlier."
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365 "The man warming his hands at the fire has just asked us all to help him
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366 in his quest. He needs our assistance in stopping a threat to the whole
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367 time/space continuim."
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368 "Oh."
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369 She was thoughtful for a moment, then, "What's his name?"
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370 "Trainor", Emu replied. "By the way, I'm called Emu. What may I call
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372 She ignore his question, and asked "Where is he from?"
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373 "He came from some point of time outside of our's. He arrived in the
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374 machine outside about an hour ago." She sat quietly as Emu told her all
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375 that he knew of the man called Trainor.
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376 .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.Emu
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377 KOSTA
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378 fellows fellows fellows fellows fellows fellows fellows fellows fellows
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380 palm, he knew at once something was not right. A few moments ago he heard
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381 the voices of three people when now there was but one. Weapon drawn, he
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382 scanned the room with senses alert. All he found was a rather conspicuous
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383 secretary hiding behind scatterings of unattended paperwork with one ear
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384 pressed to her office intercom. It was no surprise that she continued with
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385 hardly a glance for she was far too engrossed with what was happening on
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386 the other end of the line. He recognized that if there were danger, it
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387 certainly wasn't here. Lowering the weapon to his side, out of view to
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388 the secretary, L'homme shook his head and commented.
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389 "Harumph! Isn't anything sacred anymore? I mean really." That seemed
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390 to do the job, for as he reached the front of the desk she spun around to
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391 greet him.
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392 "Oh! Yes, may I help you?"
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393 "I'm here to see a man about a... Actually, I'm here to see Ms. Lamb,
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394 I understand she is in. I would like to see her if she is available."
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395
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396 "I'm afraid that won't be possible at the moment, sir. She's in the
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397 middle of a... a conference. Yes, that's it, she's in a conference with
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398 her... her lawyer."
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399 "A lawyer is it?" The voice from over L'homme's shoulder could be
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400 none other than Fellows. L'homme turned just in time to see him with his
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401 hand in his jacket, concealing his sidearm in an inconspicuous fashion.
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402 "Good thinking," thought L'homme. "We needn't arouse any suspicion
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403 with anything other than our presence."
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404 "So there you are Fellows," he said aloud. "I'd thought you had
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405 been lost."
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406 "Little boys do tend to get lost," he said with a motion back at the
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407 hallway. "But what of this meeting with the lawyer? Do you think it's
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408 legit?" he mused. "Then again, lawyers have never barred our way before."
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409 "We're not here to judge the validity of his credentials," L'homme
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410 said as he turned back to the secretary. "We are here to see Ms. Lamb."
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411 Just then, words came across the intercom that drew their attention.
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412 Fellows hand went back inside his jacket.
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413 fellows fellows fellows fellows fellows fellows fellows fellows fellows
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414
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415 SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD
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416 SAD INTERNAL MEMO FM DUNDERSON TO FIELD AGENTS RE THE FALCON
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417 PLEASE PROCEED TO LOCATION DESCRIBED IN SECURITY PACKET. ALL
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418 FURTHER INFORMATION IS CONTAINED THEREIN. PLEASE BE ADVISED
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419 THAT MISSION SUCCESS IS CRUCIAL. BE ON LOOKOUT FOR POSSIBLE
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420 NET ACTIVITY AND ANY ASSOCIATED FALCONS. THAT IS ALL. -D
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421 SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD
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422
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423 ****************************************************************
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424 An ad found in a recent issue of Computer Language:
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425
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426 Buy an Ad. Get a Cat.
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427 (Shows picture of a cat with Federal Express sticker on it.)
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428
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429 That's right, you can reach 34,000 software developers with your advertising
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430 message and get a free cat to boot. We're talking genuine felines with shots,
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431 spayed, declawed--the whole nine yards.
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432 Just call 800-GET-A-CAT and we'll ship immediately. Just let us know
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433 how to ship:
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434 __UPS __UPS Blue Label __Overnight __Bulk Mail
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435 Advertise today (415)957-xxxx. We're standing by ready to punch holes in boxes.
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436 **************************** CISTOP MIKEY **********************************
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437
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438 DE-*CLAWED*!!!! Arrrgggghhh! They have just *forced* those cats to be
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439 indoor-only felines...
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440 """"""""""""""""""""""""""""Green Eyes"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
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441 Foxy Lady: I apoligize for the reception you have gotten so far...
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442 "Enter and be welcome...."
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443 Green Eyes: It is a terrible thing to go thru life unarmed...
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444 ________________________________Leonard_____________________________
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445 Cloister Bells (sung to Silver Bells)
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446
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447 By: The Companions of Doctor Who
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448
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449 Cloister bells, cloister bells,
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450 It's crisis time in the Tardis.
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451 Hear the bells
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452 Ring-a-ring!
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453 Soon we will be in a bind.
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454
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455 See the lightbulbs
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456 On the console
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457 Blink a bright red -
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458 Not Green,
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459 As the Time Rotor
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460 Smokes and the sparks fly.
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461 Systems all out,
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462 Hear the Doc shout,
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463 It's the Master's big scene
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464 And above all the screaming you hear....
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465
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466 Cloister bells, cloister bells,
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467 It's crisis time in the Tardis.
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468 Hear the bells,
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469 Ring-a-ring!
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470 Soon we will be in a bind.
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471 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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472 Somehow it felt appropriate, Milch....
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473 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BARD~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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492
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494
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495 off
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496 exit
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497 off
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498 help!
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499 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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500 Bard: Thank you. I'm sure that the Doctor will love it. If only I could
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501 remember the tune. Oh, yes. Hmmmm-a-hummmmm, hmmmm-a-hummmmm....
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502 Max: If I bring a disk to the next PorSFiS meet, could you bring a copy? The
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503 'Higgyterm' has a few VERY irritating "features", enough so that I would not
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504 be at all disappointed if I never used it again. (Why don't they turn OFF
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505 the SID chip when they're finished dialing? That hum at volume 15 is enough
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506 to drive one stark raving sane.)
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507 ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Milchar ++++++++++++++++++++++++ June 22, 1985 ++++++
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508 JIM: I am having trouble with the IBM system... If you are interested,
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509 can trade you *complete* B protocol specs for Ymodem specs...
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510 Chuck has the Ymodem stuff, but it's squeezed. There's no USQ for my
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511 systems so I have to have TeleGodzilla 'type' it. Unfortunately I am
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512 *still* losing chars there.... ARRGGGGHHHH!!!!
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513 __________________________________Leonard__________________________________
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514 Leonard: I've got the YMODEM.DOC file in two versions - one 45K file,
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515 or 2 22K files. Perhaps we can work something out?
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516 (I tried uploading to Omega Quadrant with this program and it
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517 didn't work. I'm curious to see if it would work with your stuff)
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518 :::::::::::::::O O::::::00:47::::::voyeur:::::::0723:::::::::O O:::::::::::
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519 I need some board numbers. could any on
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520 exit
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521 lI
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522 list
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523 on
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524 list
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525 help
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526 e please leav some local numbers I would appreseate it. thanks the s.d.k.
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527 exit
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528 help
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529 **************************************** The Under Taker by the s.d.k.
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530 ****************************************
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531
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532 Have you ever wondered when the hurst went bye that you would be the next
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533 to die. They rap you up in a big white sheet and bury you down 'bout 6 feet
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534 deep. All goes well for 'bout a week but then your cophen starts to leek,
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535 your chest caves in your eyes pop out the ant's go in and out your snout, puss
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536 comes out like wipping cream ("and there
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537 you sit without a spoon")
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538
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539 ****************************************
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540 up 30
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541 *** 7:23:85:02:17 ***
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542 -+- 575A/611B -+-
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543 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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544
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Slowly the Former opened his eyes. Sunlight was streaming down from the
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545 windows. The little room looked much larger in the daylight. As did our fury
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546 little friend with the slowly adjusting eyes.
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547 A stillness came over the scene that relaxed the Former after a restless
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548 night. The stillness injected the feeling that there was time to do pretty
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549 much anything he really wanted to do.
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550 He announced to nobody his schedule for the day and that he intended to
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551 follow all of it to the letter. Which he did not do by any means. Since the
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552 schedule required about nine things that he was too short to do.
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553 The first one of them was to go down and ask everyone when they were going
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554 to leave. Depending on how many people actually answered this question, he
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555 was going to ask them if they actually planned on leaving.
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556 Of course, he wanted to clear up the little detail of where they were
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557 actually going to go anyway. What they would do when they got there, if they
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558 ever really did.
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559 Mind you, he never really got up the nerve to do any of this, and instead
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560 his wandered around his room, above the commons, and stretched all day. His
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561 mind full of thoughtss of young koala female bears, instead of the business at
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562 hand.
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