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STATUS: ENTER ONLY
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NUMBER OF LINES: 629
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1 If you are in need of help, you need but ask....
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2 ******************** REMOVED: 30 APR 84 ********************
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3 Welcome to BWMS (BackWater Message System) Mike Day System operator
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4 ************************************************************
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5 PLACED ON THIS SYSTEM.
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6 BWMS was created as an electronic bill board. BWMS is a privatly owned
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7 and operated system which is currently open for use by the general public.
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8 No restrictions are placed on the use of the system. As the system is
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9 privatly owned, I retain the right to remove any and all messages which
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10 I may find offensive. Because of the limited size of the system, it will be
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11 periodically purged of messages. (only 629 lines of data can be saved)
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12 To leave a message, type 'ENTER' and use ctrl/C or break to get out of the
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13 ENTER mode. The message is automatically stored. If after entering the
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14 message you find you made a mistake, use the replace command to replace
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15 the line. To exit from the system, type 'OFF' then hang up.
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16 Type 'HELP' to see other commands that are available on the system.
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17 ************************************************************
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18
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19 Hello there what is this?
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20
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21 Hi,there my name is Fred i am a awesome person!
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22 Oh no here he comes.The Big mean Bully!.
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23 he is after me what do i do.
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24 "SHUT UP FOOL!"
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25 "Mr.T.what are you doing here?"
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26 "i'm here becuase i want to be fool!"
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27 bye now
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28 tune in next week!!!!!
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29 {
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30 above person (?) i killed your +75 lines of text (?) consisting mainly of
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31 empty space interspersed with "OFF" "HELP" and "QWERTYUI". Sorry.
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32 }
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33 && && &&
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34 The Poet, starting out confused, found the confusion of landing less of a
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35 jolt than most of his companions. At first, he merely stared blankly over
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36 the gunwales at the rolling brown hills among which their boat had been
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37 deposited, but he soon found his attention drawn to the edifice about 1/4
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38 mile up the nearest rise. A Henge! What was a Henge doing in a 20C Noram
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39 time line? It wasn't quite properly aligned, nor was it made from the pure
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40 bones of the earth. Nonetheless there was a powerful enchantment on it,
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41 something to do with the sacrifice of thousands of young men. A human
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42 sacrifice of hideous proportions, but not here, and not evil in the main.
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43 These things confused the already foggy Poet, but something flickered at the
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44 edges of his consciousness. What...Of course! This was a thin spot, a place
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45 where the reality of the Inn might be within reach. A sudden need to taste
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46 a drink without fear of hangover overcame the usually conservative Poet's
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47 tendency to let others clear his path, and he began his Transfer Major
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48 meditation, sinking cross legged to the deck and drawing forth his Spirit
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49 pouch. After a few moments, a blazing blue glow enveloped him, and he
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50 vanished.
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51 A low rumble as of thunder sounded from the Henge on the hill.
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52 && The Mad Actor &&
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53 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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54 The piper saw his companions leaping off the craft and converging upon the
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55 henge. Several performed rituals of one sort or another, faded out and changed
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56 realities. After the rumble as The Mad Actor changed realities faded, the
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57 piper began to feel rather lonely.
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58 Ahh there was the one who could never add up evenly -- or was it odd? Never
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59 mind, it looks like someone got some knowlege from this trip, after all.
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60 "Over here!" he shouted. When the Man Without Parity arrived, the piper
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61 offered the use of his sporran to carry the harvest of 3x5 cards.
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62 The main rush had subsided. The piper, feeling somewhat responsible for
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63 the party thought # have we missed anyone? #
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64 The reply was faint, but there. #ALL YOUR PARTY IS WITH YOU OR ALREADY PASSED
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65 FROM THIS REALITY #
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66 The piper, hoping that the new bass reed was properly broken in raised his
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67 pipes to his shoulder. Inflate the bag. A slight tap to start the drones.
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68 Pressure up slightly to get past the double tone on that tenor drone, then
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69 down to keep the life longer on the reeds. A quick touch on one tenor to
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70 pull out a quaver in the sound -- there.
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71 The piper began playing "The Green Hills of Tyrol" and the remaining members
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72 of the party faded from the brown hills of Washington, leaving the river bank
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73 covered with footsteps and the broken hull of their abandoned watercraft.
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74 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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75 `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `'
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76 As soon as the craft had touched terra firma, the ancient alchemist
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77 leaped to the ground. Having a sea going vessel take flight had taken his
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78 breath away to say the least. Turning to comment on this to his friend the
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79 piper, he suddenly became aware of the Golden symbol, which now circled
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80 the neck of that 'master of the musical bag'. No comment was necessary
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81 other than a small nod of the head. It had become apparent that the piper
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82 was well aware of the import of such a manifestation. Symbol of the great
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83 "O" had been well placed.
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84
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85 A short walk brought the ancient practitioner to the key spot in the
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86 great henge. This symbol of times past and all it repesented stirred
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87 something inside the alchemist. Suddenly he remembered many of those
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88 things which had been placed in the far reaches of his mind. Looking down
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89 the long trail of memories a few things were suddenly much clearer, some
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90 much too clear. Since he had arrived in this trans-reality there had been
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91 an on-going debate about the relative merits of the material vs. the
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92 mystical aspects of being. Why, he had even got caught up in the ebb and
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93 flow, as the two factions maneuvered for position. (My, My, what would
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94 his guide of old think of such a lapse?) How could he have forgotten,
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95 even for a moment, that they were merely two aspects of the same thing?
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96 Indeed, the primary aspect of the 'Magnum Opus' was to create a blending
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97 of the two through the transmutation process.
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98 ##WELL LITTLE MORTAL, SLIPPED AND FELL IN THE MUD AGAIN I SEE!##
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99 When the ringing in his ears had subsided somewhat he turned and walked
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100 slowly back toward the others. As he approached the group he mused to
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101 himself and chuckled. Even in this era the two were beginning to merge.
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102 As one listened to the 'Quantum Physicists' speak of particle detection
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103 and how the existence of the building blocks of material reality are
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104 dependent upon the action of the observer; they begin to sound like the
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105 ancient mystical teachings.
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106
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107 Sensing that he was already overdue for a rendevous with his friends
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108 in another trans-reality, the alchemist pulled the multi-phase transmuter
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109 from his tunic and passed his hand across its face. Slowly he began to
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110 become less substantial until he was a mere whisp of fog on the light
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111 breeze. Then nothing!
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112 `' `' `' `' `' -alchemist- `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `' `'
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113
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114 The wino observed the boat that was deposited nearby by a green monster.
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115 Rubbing his eyes, he looked again, but it did not go away. Then a number
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116 of people began to clamber out of the boat and run towards the monument
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117 nearby. After they had all assembled at the monument, one of them started
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118 to play some bag pipes. After only a moment they all disappered. Looking
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119 at the half emptied bottle in his hand, then back to the monument several
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120 times, the wino looked quite disturbed. Finally he seemed to come to a
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121 decision, and throwing the bottle to the ground, he quickly ran from the
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122 area.
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123 ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' HIC ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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124 ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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125 WHEW!........FINALLY A FEW MOMENTS TO RESPOND. I HOPE YOU HAD NOT GIVEN
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126 UP ON ME AARON!
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127 FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO ADDRESS THE ANTAGONISTIC SORTS, AND SUGGEST
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128 THAT YOU DROP DOWN ABOUT 30 OR SO LINES.........THIS IS GOING TO BE ABOUT
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129 YOU KNOW WHAT.
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130
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131 OKAY..........WHERE DO I START.......FIRST OF ALL MANY PASSAGES IN THE
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132 SCRIPTURES INDICATE THAT THE ONLY ONES ABLE TO DISCERN HIS COMING OR
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133 PRESENCE WOULD BE HIS TRUE FOLLOWERS. (Not Christians in general)
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134 FOR INSTANCE ACTS 1: 9 AND 11, EXPLAINS THAT HE WAS TAKEN UP FROM
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135 THEIR VISION AND WOULD RETURN LIKEWISE. ONLY THE APOSTLES WERE PRESENT,
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136 NOT ALL OF THE CLAIMED CHRISTIANS AT THAT TIME. ALSO HEBREWS 9:28 STATES,
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137 ".....AND THE SECOND TIME HE APPEARS IT WILL BE APART FROM SIN AND TO
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138 THOSE EARNESTLY LOOKING FOR HIM FOR THEIR SALVATION."
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139 IN ANOTHER REFERENCE, REVELATION 1:7, IT SAYS, "LOOK! HE IS COMING WITH
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140 THE CLOUDS, AND EVERY EYE WILL SEE HIM, AND THOSE WHO PIERCED HIM.."
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141 THIS PASSAGE COULD NOT BE LITERAL. IT WAS AFTER ALL A VISION, VERSE 1
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142 SAME CHAPTER SAYS THE WHOLE BOOK IS SIGNS AND PORTENTS. ALSO THE BIBLE
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143 CLEARLY STATES THE THE DEAD ARE DEAD. UNCONSCIOUS, UNABLE TO THINK. SEE
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144 ECCLESIASTES 9:5, 10, ALSO PSALMS 146:4, AND JOHN 11:1-14. THE LATTER
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145 SHOWS THAT JESUS EVEN COMPARED DEATH TO SLEEP, AN UNCONSCIOUS STATE.
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146 THEREFORE THIS SCRIPTURE IN REVELATION 1:7, THAT SAYS EVEN THOSE WHO
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147 PIERCED HIM WOULD SEE HIM, CANNOT POSSIBLY LITERAL, FOR THEY DIED
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148 CENTURIES AGO. ALSO A DISCUSSION ON THE GREEK WORD "PAROUSIA" IS IM-
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149 PORTANT IN UNDERSTANDING THIS........BUT I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO FINISH
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150 THIS AT THIS POINT.....SO LOOK FOR MORE LATER. SORRY IT HAS TAKEN ME
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151 THIS LONG TO EVEN PARTIALLY REPLY.
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152 ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?DEBORAH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??
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153 =======================================================================
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154
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155 I SEE NO REASON WHY PATRIOTISM SHOULD BE THE LAST REFUGE OF THE
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156 SCOUNDREL. I CAN THINK OF OTHER LAST REFUGES. WHAT ABOUT THE
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157 PLACE WHERE THEY PUT POLYESTER RINGS AROUND YOUR NECK AND TELL
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158 YOU IT'S A GOLD DRAGON?
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159 IJR
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160 -----------------------------------------------------------------------
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161 ======================================================================================
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162 BOY THAT SOUNDS NEAT! I'D GIVE ANYTHING FOR A POLYESTER GOLD DRAGON RING. CAN YOU
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163 GET THOSE AT FRED MEYERS? PROBABLY NOT. I SUPPOSE SOMETHING THAT WONDERFUL CAN ONLY
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164 BE PURCHASED THROUGH A SPECIAL T.V. OFFER THAT'S NOT OFFERED IN STORES. I'M GOING
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165 TO WATCH LAVERNE & SHIRLEY RERUNS ESPECIALLY CLOSE SO I DON'T MISS OUT. THANKS
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166 FOR THE TIP. MAX
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167 =====================================================================================
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168 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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169
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170 I think the gerbils are a bunch of lowlifes. Anything coul beat them. I vote for the cat!!!!
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171
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172 HEDRA HELIX
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173
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174 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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175 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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176 TO: THE MASTER
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177
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178 So I see that your Chamelion Circut is still working!!! Disguising
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179 yourself as a BBS must require a lot of energy!!!
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180
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181 I still want to get even for your pushing me off that radio tower in
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182 "Logopolis". It's hard to believe that you actually survived our recent
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183 encounter in "The Five Doctors".
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184
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185 By the way, who is 'The Ninja'?
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186
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187
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188 The REAL AND ONLY Doctor
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190 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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191 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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192 It has been over a year since the great upheaval destroyed
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193 my home. I can't be too sure of the time, since I have nothing to
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194 keep track of it by, I can only go by the passing of the seasons.
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195 The time was most distressing for me. When the great upheaval
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196 destroyed my homeland, the sea came rushing in to cover the
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197 reminants that were left. How I managed to survive, I'll never
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198 know. Yet somehow thru shear will power I have managed. Awash in
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199 the ragging sea, I grabbed at what debries there was that floated
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200 close at hand. Slowly as the days passed I built a raft from the
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201 wreckage that was left. I was alone in the ragging sea now. My
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202 friends and family left behind beneath the furious waves of the
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203 disaster. As the days passed, I searched for a new land in which
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204 to start anew. Yet always when I thought I had found land at last
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205 it turns out to be but another piece of floatsome or a barren sea
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206 washed reef. Nothing that could even offer as much as the raft I
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207 had built. Living off the offerings of this storm filled water, I
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208 find myself growing ever weak and frail. I must find stable
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209 ground and comfort. If only I could actually be warm for even a
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210 little while... Then it had finally happened, during the middle
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211 of the night while I slept the raft had run aground upon an
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212 island. A solid mountain amidst the waves. It seemed to be fairly
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213 recent, as bits of sea plants and animals still lay about in
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214 various forms of decay. Draging the raft a bit higher, I had
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215 decided to explore this island further in the morning. Morning
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216 came late, and what light there was had filtered thru very heavy
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217 storm clouds. Worry crossed my face as I looked about. It would
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218 not be good to be caught aground if this storm breaks loose. Then
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219 I looked about for the first time, and to my amazment there
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220 pearched upon the highest part of the island was a house! It was
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221 surounded by a heavy wall to keep out the stormy seas inside this
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222 was a sturdy fence, though why this was needed I failed to see.
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223 The windows were shuttered fast so as to not let the storm enter
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224 this lonly abode. Standing before this wonder, I feel many things
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225 coming from this place. Fear and sorrow do I notice first, and
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226 yes, concern too. Yet overriding it all is concern and a power of
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227 will the like of which I have not known. As the storm approches, I
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228 make my decision, and leaping over the fence with its tightly
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229 fastened gate I approach the front door and tentitivly grasping
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230 the ornate knocker with a shaking hand, I raise it to strike.
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231 Worry crosses my face. Will I be rejected to face the storm on my
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232 own once more? Or will I finaly find an end to this drifting
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233 carried to who knows where by the stormy seas? Not being able to
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234 stand any longer, I bring the knocker down striking the plate
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235 three times. As the sound reverberates thru the house, I drop my
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236 arm to my side and I turn to sit down on the front step, for my
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237 weak legs could no longer hold my body errect. As my eyes moved
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238 across the doorway, I saw a small box attached to the wall beside
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239 the door with the ledgend 'PAM' emplaced upon it. I only hope
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240 that this PAM will not turn me away, I truly need shelter and a
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241 friend to talk to, it has been so long... As I sink down to sit
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242 down on the front step, I hear movment within the house. I can
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243 only hope... Could it only be the chill wind that causes me to shiver?
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244 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Elger EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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245 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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246 Doctor (which?):
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247 No, no..the chamelion circut is running quite cool, just popped the
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248 dimensional stabilizer on-line and violia! BBS!
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249 What, you're not upset just because you lost ANOTHER regeneration, are
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250 you? Surely you forgive me..
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251 Well, must run. Promised Atilla the Hun I would shrink a few of his
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252 more tenatious rivals. Until next TIME.
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253 The Master
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254 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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256 This seems to be the place for creative writing, and as this is something
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257 of a hobby for me I would like to post some of my better (?) efforts, the
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258 only problem is, is that they tend to be rather long, relative to most
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259 messages here. I was wondering if there would be any problem uploading
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260 100+ lines of text. I'd hate to break them up, but I will if everyone
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261 feels that 100+ is hogging to much of the space.
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262 NEX
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264 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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265
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266 Over doing it a little much, aren't
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267 you ELGER!!!!!!! 100+ is a bit much!!!
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268 Well I see 'The Master' burned the
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269 'Third Doctor' again. Way to go!!!!
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270
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271 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$HEDRA HELIX$$$$$$$$$$$
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272
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273 TODAY I HAVE LIED TO SOMEONE I LOVE,BEEN HUMILIATED BY THOSE I RESPECT
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274 MOST,AND TO TOP IT OFF WITH A BANG I HUMILIATED HER TOO.GREAT I WANT TO
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275 SEE MY ENCORE
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276 SIGNED,
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277 JERRY'S KID
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278 (THE ONE THAT
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279 NO ONE EVER
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280 TALKS ABOUT)
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281
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283 TO ALL YOU NORMALS OUT THERE
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284 I JUST REMEMBERED THIS A HUMI-
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285 LIATION THAT WILL BE AND IS F-
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286 ORTHSTANDING FOR YEARS TO COME
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287 .A HUMILIATION THAT WAS HERAL-
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288 DED BY MCENROE AND ONE THAT M-
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289 CENROE WILL BE PUNISHED FOR.P-
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290 ERMANENTLY.
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291 JERRY'S KID
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292 **************************************************
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293 AS I COUNT IT, IT WAS ABOUT 54 LINES...
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294 *****************************************************]
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295 TO: THE MASTER
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296
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297 If you really are the Master, you wouldn't mind explaining about
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298 your Chamelion Circut, would you????
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299
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300 Yes I am still angry at you for my 5th regeneration!!! That was the worst
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301 one yet! I still wear my 24' long scarf around friends, but with the new me
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302 it looks kind of strange!!!
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303
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304 If you really are the Master, what episode did you first appear in, and
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305 which regeneration was I in?
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306
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307 The Doctor
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308
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309 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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310 TO: THE NINJA
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311
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312 Who are you???
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313
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314 The Doctor
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315
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316 ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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317 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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318
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319 To: THE NINJA
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320
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321 You sound like a real lowlife to me!
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322 Why do you call yourself a NINJA? Do
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323 you think you are tough or something!!!
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324 You sound like a real DRONE to me!!
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325 Maybe we will meet some day (if your
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326 lucky). See ya soon?
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327
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328
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329 THE POWERFUL FIGHTER
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330 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$HEDRA HELIX$$$$$$$$$$
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331 $#"($)#"($)"!#*(%)#+&>()#$'(!$)(&>&'#$'%&(#$!'&%(#$&')#!+$<'&#)$<'&!#&
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332 "Travelling by bag-pipe is a real trip!!!", I told the piper, along with
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333 thanking him for letting me hitch a ride with him back to the inn.
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334 "I guess that's the end of spring term at 20th century U, but a chance to
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335 once again talk to Pam and the friendly Innkeeper is worth the bad grades
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336 I'll earn. And I do have all these three by five cards, which...by the way,
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337 Milchar, I am very willing to swap with you. Are there any xerox machines
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338 in this upcoming time frame???"
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339 $#"()$(#")$(#"$( L'homme sans parity...a la chez Mike's #$(#")($#")$("#)$
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340 I AM IN FULL DULPLEX
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341 EVERYTHING IS TWICE HELP!!!!
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342 ****************************************
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343 -------------HELP ME ?------------------
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344 ***************************************
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345 This is a true call to arms for the battle of your life NINJA.
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346 So called ninja-su,do you really believe you are even ready to battle!
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347 "THE MASTER OF DO"
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348 I truly sit here and wait...........
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349 FOR YOU SEE NINJA IT IS TRULY YOUR MOVE DON'T MAKE IT YOUR LAST..............
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351 ********************************************************************************
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352 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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353 (unspecified) Doctor:
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354 Whose chamelion circut, my (obviously) functional one, or your defective
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355 hagged-out trashmo stuck-in-a-box chamelion circut? see, I'm a pyramid
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356 (note palm)...see, i'm a BBS....see, i'm a clock...
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357 That scarf with OUTDOOR friends, or INDOOR friends?
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358 The Master
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359 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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360 WHAT IS THIS...WHAT IS IT YOU SUPPOSE YOU ARE MASTER OF..............
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361 I "MASTER DO" DO NOT EVEN BELIEVE YOU ARE MASTER OF YOUR OWN WITS....
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362 hah....hah.....hah......hah.......hah........hah.........hah.........
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363 ****************************************
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364 ****************************************
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365 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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366 Well, bagpipe travelling is okay, concidering Piper's playing is of very high
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367 quality, but bagpipes have a tendency of giving me a severe headache....
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368 L'homme:How about a simple 'XEROX' spell? Not as fancy, to be sure, but you
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369 don't have to carry around 50 lbs. of otherwise worthless metal. Let's see...
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370 More spells of interest:
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371 1. '1001 Dalmations'
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372 2. 'Spell to Make Common Brooms Cry'
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373 3. 'Animate Food'
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374 (that's how they make chicken dance on TV commercials)
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375 4. 'Disintergrate'
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376 5. 'Turn Old Apple
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377 5b. 'Cores into New Apple Cores'
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378
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379 More spells of an interesting nature to be published soon!!
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380
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381 Milchar
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382 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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383
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384 To: The Ninja
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385
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386 Your nothing but dirty pagan trash!!!! You think your fight will be easy?
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387 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! I'll show you a fight that you will
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388 wish you never had! No Ninja shall
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389 beat the ever so powerful Fighter!
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390 Until we meet, may a thousand fleas
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391 infest your armpits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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392
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393 HEDRA HELIX
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394
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395 Milchar, have a nice day!
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396 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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397 {
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398 NEX, you can enter messages that are as lengthy as you desire, so long that
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399 your last name dosn't begin with a "G". otherwise, feel free.....
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400 }
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402 ---------------------------------------------------------
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403 NOTICE TO MARINERS # 1.578.209512
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404 FROM: Commander Nth Costa Guard District
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405 TO: Mr. & Mrs. America & all the ships at Sea
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406
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407 Re: Case of unknown craft & sea creature hazard.
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408 Special report indicates that strange unknown craft
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409 has been located by hide & seek airborne whirleygig
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410 unit. Craft located in valley near Happyhump, WA.
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411 Previous craft has been converted to a house. *1
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412 No sign or trace of sea creature. Hazard to
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413 navigation no longer exists. The complete facts in
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414 this matter may never be known! CASE CLOSED.
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415 Lt. Cmdr. Fuzzy Face
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416
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417 *1 house: A boat that has gone so firmly aground
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418 that it can never again get underway.
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419 ---------------------------------------------------------
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420
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421 SEEN NOTHING BUT DULL INTERESTING DRIVEL NINTY-FIVE PERCENT OF THE
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422
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423 Would someone be so kind as to show me where this so-called
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424 literary talent is? I have been accessing this board off and on
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425 for four months now,and ninty five percent of what I have read
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426 here has been pure drivel!
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427 {
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428 sir: Please peruse lines 424 through 434. Is this drivel or literary talent?
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429 }
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430 I'LL BE A TELLIN' TWAS SHORE A SWEET DEPART TO THIS HAR OLD SALT!!!
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431 ***** *
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432 **** ***
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433 ** ****
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434 *****
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435 ******
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436 *
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437 ########
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438 """""""""
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439 ////////////////////////////////////////
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440 ><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><
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441 e=mc2
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442 * * * * *
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443 * * *
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444 ** * * * *
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445
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446 * * *
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447 * * *
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448
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449
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450 * * * ** * * * * *
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451 pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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452 Waiting outside the inn, the piper watched his friends file in the open
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453 door. A roar of laughter escaped as the door closed. He stood for a moment
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454 beside the rowan tree, then picked a spray of leaves from it and fastened them
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455 to the lapel of his blouse. Turning from the temptation of the inn, the piper
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456 began a long walk to a destination he knew was still waiting. Glancing back
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457 over his shoulder, he hesitated. No, the journey must be mad, and with slowly
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458 increasing resolution, his steps moved away.
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459 ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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460 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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461 Ninja: My money's on you. use the number 8 stickshift.
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462 Fast Fred BSAL
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463 @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
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464 I don't know
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465 I don't know
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466 I don't know
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467 I just don't Know!!!
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468 Aqualung
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469 -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-++-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-++-+-++++++++-
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470 HOW CAN PEOPLE BE SO DISRESPECTFUL TO A LEGEND LIKE THE NINJA. IT'S DOWN RIGHT
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471 SACRILEDGE.
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472 ##############################################################
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473 # #
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474 # ***** #
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475 # * * #
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476 # * * #
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477 # * C * #
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478 # * * * * * * Y * * * * * * #
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479 # * * * * * * M * * * * * * #
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480 # * * #
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481 # * * #
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482 # * * #
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483 # * * #
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484 # * * #
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485 # ***** #
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486 # #
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487 # #
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488 # CHRISTIAN YOUTH MINISTRIES #
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489 # #
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490 ##############################################################
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491 .........Try Crazy Young Morons
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492 Or as it has been said ......" Religion is the opiate of the masses "
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493 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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494 C.Y.M. IS CLEAN YOUNG MAN............I SEE THERE HAS BEEN A VERY MATURE
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495 CROWD HERE RECENTLY. MOTHER.......ARE YOU WATCHING YOUR PRE-SCHOOLERS PRO-
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496 PERLY? FATHER
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497 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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498 "!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!
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499 AND AS THE DISARRANGED YOUTH WALKED ALONG THE
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500 PROMANADE IN THE MIST, SHE HEARD A HISS. AS
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501 SHE TURNED TO SEE WHAT IT WAS, SHE SAW ONLY
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502 TWO YELLOW EYES. SHE STOOD IN TERROR. AS IT
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503 SPOKE, HER TERROR GREW. IT SAID "SISTER, I
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504 AM THE BEAST. I SEEK YOUNG VICTEMS, LONERS,
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505 SOUL-SLIPPERS. YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE. YOU
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506 HAVE EMPTY IN YOUR HEAD. YOU CANNOT LIVE
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507 WITHOUT YOUR DRUGS AND YOUR MUSIC. I WILL
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508 BRING YOU PAIN, ECSTASY, SORROW. I WILL FILL
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509 THE WHOLE IN YOUR HEART WITH AN EVIL HATE
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510 THAT WILL GIVE YOU PLEASURE. I WILL GIVE YOU
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511 PURPOSE." AND AS SHE FELL TO HER KNEES, SHE
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512 REALIZED WHO HE WAS. SHE WAS FILLED WITH
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513 CURIOSITY AND QUESTIONS. NOT FEAR. SHE TOOK
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514 SATANS HAND AND WENT TO THE SHOW. DRESSED IN
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515 LEATHER. WITH HER BLACK HAIR, SLEAZY ATTITUDE.
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516 SHE MADE THE MEN WANT HER. AS SHE PLUNGED HER
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517 KNIFE INTO HIS HEART, SHE FELT THE WARM BLOOD
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518 POUR OVER HER HANDS. SHE SMILED. AS SHE DRANK
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519 THE OOZE THAT HAD POURED, SHE GREW INTO UNCONTROLLABLE
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520 PASSION. SHE HAD FOUND A HAPPINESS.
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521
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522 EVIL
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523 *
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524 *
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525 *
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526 ***
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527 *
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528 !"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!DRAMBOUIE!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"!"
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529 LOOKING OUT FROM MY MOUNTAIN (THAT HAD ONLY RECENTLY RISEN UP OUT
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530 OF THE SEA) I SAW ANOTHER JERK APPROACHING ON A RAFT.
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531 LATER I HEARD HIM POUNDING ON THE FRONT DOOR, THE SOUND ECHOING
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532 THROUGH A VERY MYSTICAL FRONT HALLWAY. SURE ENOUGH, THERE HE WAS,
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533 TOO WEAK TO STAND, WORRY CROSSING AND RECROSSING HIS FACE. I WATCHED
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534 THE WORRY CROSS HIS FACE AT LEAST FOUR TIMES. MAYBE IF I AM REAL
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535 QUIET HE'LL GO AWAY. OPPS, I THINK HE HEARD ME.
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536 "PAM! GET UP HERE. NOW!"
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537 "OH, SINBAD. WOULD YOU GET RID OF THIS GUY ON THE FRONT STEPS.
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538 I THINK HE'S ANOTHER FLOW OF CONCIOUSNESS SALESMAN FROM THE SOLOMON
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539 ISLANDS."
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540 ***************************PAM**************************************
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541 ((PAM: YOU CHANGED YOUR BORDER. IS THAT REALLY YOU?))
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542 ///////////////////////////////////////////
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543 ->->->->->->-> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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544 NOT ANOTHER SALESMAN PAM! ONE OF YOUR OLD BOYFRIENDS NO DOUBT. I AM SICK
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545 OF THIS! NOW THAT WE SHARE A BED DOESN'T MEAN WE SHOULD HAVE TO SHARE THE
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546 PAST TOO. CAN'T THESE OLD SUITORS LEAVE YOU ALONE? IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOUR
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547 GREAT BOD I WOULD SPLIT IN A SECOND YOU KNOW! DON'T WORRY, I'LL GET RID OF
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548 THIS SCUM RIGHT QUICK! AND THEN WE CAN GET BACK TO OUR PASSIONATE LOVE
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549 MAKING AND OTHER TOM-FOOLERY.
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550 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< <-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<-<
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551 SINBAD
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552 <=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<=<
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553 ********************************************************************
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554 TO ABOVE: HOW DARE YOU BEFOUL THE NAME OF OUR DEAR PAM!
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555 *******************************************************************:
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556 THE CONTENT OF THIS WHOLE DISK HAS BEEN SOMEWHAT "DIFFERENT" TO SAY THE
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557 LEAST:::::::MOST OF THE THINGS RELATE TO ONE SUBJECT-SOMETHING ALL THESE
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558 PEOPLE CAN GET TOGETHER AND START "THEIR" OWN BOOARD SO THERE IS MORE ROOM
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559 FOR OTHER PEOPLE INSTEAD OF A WHOLE DISK BEING USED UP ON SOMEONES
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560 GAME PLAN AND POSTION IN THE MIST AND MUD.TAKE SOME TIME AND GET TOGETHER
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561 WITH YOUR LASTING CHASE AND SEND THE BOARD SOME NEW DISKS,BECAUSE YOU AND
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562 YOUR FRIENDS SURE DO TAKE THE SPACE UP----SU
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563
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564 SO SEND MIKE SOME DISKS IF THE SECRET HAS BEEN FOUND BECAUSE I COULD
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565 CHANGE THE WHOLE TONE----THERES MORE THAN A TREASURE HUNT OUT THERE-
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566 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&RICK KULBE
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567 /Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/
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568 This is /Z/ XENON /Z/...
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569 I feel that those who are using this system should not be against each other,
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570 they should not discuss the religeon of others on the system, nor the
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571 credibility of anyone on this system, but should discuss the faults of society
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572 or something else... if religeon must be discussed, let it be in a general
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573 way...not in personal views. Let this be a more mature BBS, not a place
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574 of releasing your personel faults on others...
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575 /Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/ XENON /Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z/Z
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576
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577 I agree with this message up here ^.
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578 also, how does getting a party or a meeting of minkds sound to every body?
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579 we could set up a date and see if it fits everybodies schedule.
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580 So come on and lets get a date on a get together or something. sound good?
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581 have a good one ......
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582 * * * * * * * Kenneth * * * * * * * * *
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583 COMPUTER EXPLORERS
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584 UMMER 1984 COMPUTER CAMP AT CASCADE SPORTS CAMP
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585
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586 COMPUTER EXPLORERS OFFERS...
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587 ...Another rewarding camping experience for boys and girls 9 through 17.
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588 The camp sessions are from Sunday through Friday and costs $279 per camper.
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589 This fee covers room, board, supplies, and a full week of activities. Each
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590 week is planned in detail by experienced computer instructors. Each camper
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591 will recieve a minimum of 5 hours of instruction per day, individual hands-on
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592 experiences with the computer, and enjoy supervised recreational and camping
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593 activities.
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594
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595 FOR THE FIRST TIME-COMPUTER EXPLORERS FOR ADULTS!
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596
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597 There will be an adult camp for one week from Sunday July 15th through Friday
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598 July 20th for $299 tuition. You will experience all that the kids do and mor
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599 with presentations dealing with management of personal business and
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600 correspondence.
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601
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602 FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL 665-xxxx
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603
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604 ###############################################################################
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605
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606 Compu-Scan logging on 20:16 4/29/84
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607
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608 I can't believe it, someone has finally left some information worth
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609 printing! Something besides pure bullony. All right!! WAY TO GO!!
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610
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611 Well I see that Pam didn't leave any answer to my questions on Drive a.
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612 Which just goes to support my theory that she doesn't know what she's
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613 talking about (like most of the user's of this system).
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614
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615 I wonder if my MSD POWER SYTSTEM bill board will get this kind of user's
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616 when it goes on line this week? I pray that it doesn't.
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617
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618 Oh well, I guess that is what happens when people don't know what
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619 reality is or where to find it.
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620
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621 To Mike Day;
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622 What kind of mind do you have?
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623
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624 To let this kind of bill boarding go on (ex. sinbad stories, LSD trips
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625 on Pam, Ninja trips and the like. If Pam is the whole world to you or whoever,
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626 why doesn't she ever talk to you directly instead of these stories of who knows
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627 what???) would be a blow to anyone having any knowledge of computing.
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628
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629 il ? kenneth. Oh by the way, 5 1/2 days until SYSTEM SMASH makes a debut
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