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1 TO SEE MESSAGES PLEASE TYPE 'HELP' OR 'LIST'
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2 ***************** REMOVED: 17 MAY 82 ***********************
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3 WELCOME TO BWMS (BACKWATER MESSAGE SYSTEM) MIKE DAY SYS OP
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4 ************************************************************
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5
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6 TO LEAVE A MESSAGE, TYPE 'ENTER' AND USE CTRL/C OR BREAK TO GET OUT
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7 OF THE ENTER MODE. THE MESSAGE IS AUTOMATICLY STORED.
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8 IF AFTER ENTERING THE MESSAGE YOU FIND YOU MADE A MISTAKE,
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9 USE THE REPLACE COMMAND TO REPLACE THE LINE.
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10
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11 TO EXIT FROM THE SYSTEM TYPE 'OFF' THEN HANG UP
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12 THIS WILL PREVENT THE FILE UNSAFE MESSAGE FROM PRINTING OUT WHEN THE
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13 NEXT CALLER USES THE SYSTEM NO BIG DEAL IF YOU DON'T TURN THE SYSTEM OFF
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14 IT USED TO MEAN THAT SOME DATA WAS LOST, BUT I HAVE SINCE MODIFIED THE
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15 SOFTWARE SO THAT THE DATA IS NO LONGER LOST, NOW ALL THE OFF COMMAND DOES
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16 IS PREVENT THE UNSAFE FILE MESAGE FROM BEING PRINTED.
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17 IT WAS LEFT IN BECAUSE I NEED IT WHEN I AM CLEANING THE FILES UP.
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18 :::::::: SYS OP :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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19 ***********************************************************
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20 NOTICE TO ALL USERS OF THIS AND OTHER SYSTEMS:
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21
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22 SUBJ: JOB OPENINGS
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23 FROM: PDX TOWER CHIEF
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24
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25 THE FEDERAL AVIATION ADMINISTRATION WANTS YOU!!!!! !!
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26
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27 WE ARE NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS AND HIRING NEW
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28 AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS. IF YOU HAVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF BEING
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29 ABLE TO READ A RADAR SCREEN, TELL BIG AIRCRAFT TO FLY OVER
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30 YOUR NEIGHBORS HOME, AND WANT TO EARN BIG BUCKS IN YOUR OWN
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31 HOME (THAT'S RIGHT, WE'LL INSTALL THE EQUIPMENT AT YOUR
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32 HOUSE!), CALL ME (HAROLD JOHN, TOWER CHIEF) AT PDX TERMINAL.
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33 WE'RE IN THE YELLOW PAGES UNDER STRENUOUS JOBS.
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34
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35 READ WHAT SOME OF OUR ' NEW ' CONTROLLERS ARE SAYING:
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36
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37 DEBBIE DINGBAT, AGE-22, AIRLINE STEWARDESS --
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38
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39 "UNTIL NOW I NEVER HAD A REAL REWARDING JOB. NOW I CAN
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40 GO HOME AT NIGHT AND FEEL LIKE I DID A GOOD DAY'S WORK.
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41 I CAN EVEN SAY I HAD FUN. WHEN I GET BORED, I CAN CHANGE
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42 THE CHANNEL ON THE RADAR SCREEN TO 'THE NEW PRICE IS
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43 RIGHT' OR I CAN PLAY SPACE INVADERS USING REAL AIRPLANES."
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44
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45
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46 FRED FLINTSTONE, AGE-35, FORMER CARTOON HERO --
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47
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48 "YABBA DABBA DOO!!! I'M HUNGRY!!! WHERE'S MY DINNER!! !
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49 I LOVE BEIN' A AIR TRAFFIC WHATSAMACALLIT. DINO IS THINKING
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50 ABOUT BECOMING ONE. HE SHOULD BE GOOD. THE PILOTS
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51 CAN UNDERSTAND HIM BETTER."
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52
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53
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54
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55 JIMMY CARTER, AGE-57, FORMER PRESIDENT OF USA --
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56
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57 "NOW RONNY'S GOT A REAL PROBLEM. HE JUST CAN'T CALL
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58 UP THE CONTROLLERS AND PERSUADE THEM TO VOTE 'YES' ON
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59 THE LATEST CONTRACT OFFER. IF I WERE RONNY, I'D SEND IN
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60 A CRACK TEAM OF MARINES TO RESCUE THE HOSTAGES IN THE
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61 AIRPORT TERMINALS."
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62
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64
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65
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66
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67 WARNING -- THE SURGEON GENERAL HAS DETERMINED THAT BEING AN
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68 AIRTRAFFIC CONTROLLER LEADS TO SERIOUS MEDICAL PROBLEMS,
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69 INCLUDING, HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, HEART DISEASE, DIABETES, LARGE
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70 PAYCHECKS, EMPHYSIMA, DEATH, AND OTHER MEDICAL DISORDERS.
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71
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72
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73 CALL TODAY AND JOIN THE RANKS OF THE SCABS -----------------
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74
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75 THE FAA -- IT'S JUST NOT A JOB, IT'S $32,000 A YEAR!
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76
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77 ********************************
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78 THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE WAS PAID FOR BY THE FAA, DINGBAT AIRWAYS,
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79 AND YOUR LOCAL FLIGHT INSURANCE COMPANY
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80 ************END MESSAGE************
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81
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82 *******************
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83
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84 TO ALL NATIONS
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85 FROM ABUL HASSAN BANI-SADR
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86 SUBJECT: I NEED A HOME!
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87
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88 FOR TRADE, SWAP, OR SALE:
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89
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90 1 -- FORMER IRANIAN PRESIDENT
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91 NAME BANI-SADR.
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92
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93 FRANCE IS THINKING ABOUT THROWING ME OUT, AND I NEED A
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94 HOME JUST IN CASE. YOU WILL HAVE TO MEET MY RIGID QUALIFICATIONS.
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95
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96 1] LOTS OF MONEY
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97 2] FREEDOM OF SPEECH
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98 3] LOTS OF MILITARY EQUIPMENT
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99 4] LOTS OF MARINES
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100 5] LOTS OF LOVE & ATTENTION
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101 6] MORE MILITARY EQUIPMENT
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102
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103 I AM ATTEMPTING TO RAISE AN ARMY, BUT FIRST I NEED YOUR HELP!
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104
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105 REMEMBER -- ONLY YOU CAN STAMP OUT AYATOLLAH KHOMENI...
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106
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107 ********************************
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108 THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT WAS PAID FOR BY THE RE-ELECT
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109 ABUL HASSAN BANI-SADR PRESIDENT OF IRANIAN MUSLEM REPULIC
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110 **********END MESSAGE**********
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111
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112
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113 ATTN: ALL BORED COMPUTERS
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114 SUBJ: BORING PROGRAMS
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115 FROM: GOD (THAT'S IBM FOR SHORT)
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116
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117
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118
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119 WANT TO GET THAT SPARK BACK IN YOUR MEMORY BANKS, MAKE YOUR
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120 KEYBOARD SIZZLE AGAIN? WELL, ROUTE THE POWER FROM YOUR MAIN
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121 CIRCUT BOARD INTO THE KEYBOARD. YOU'LL GET A BIG ' SIZZLE '!
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122
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123
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124 THE BORING PROGRAMS YOU HAVE IN YOU WILL BE GONE FOREVER! TRY
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125 IT! GO AHEAD, IT WON'T KILL YOU! NOW DOESN'T THAT FEEL BETTER?
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126 HELLO....? HELLO? GOOD, YOUR UNCONSCIENCE...
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127 ****************SIGNED, GOD ALMIGHTY (IBM PLEASE)***
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128 THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM
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129 RONA BARRET...........
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130
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131 'I NEED A JOB!!!!! THEY THREW ME OFF TOMORROW AND PUT ME ON
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132 TODAY. I WANT TO BE ON NEXT WEEK. SOMEONE HELP ME!'
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133 ************************************************
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134 ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** **
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135 TO: Harold, Harold John, Mr. John, Sir, Tower Chief, Mr. Chief,
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136 Mr. Tower Chief, Mr. Tower Chief Sir, Mr. Harold John Tower Chief,
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137 Mr. Harold John Tower Chief Sir, OR WHATEVER you prefer
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138 FROM: D I N G Y
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139 SUBJ: ATC Job
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140
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141 I want to start tommorrow! ! ! I need a reason to go to the doctor
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142 AND THE MONEY TO AFFORD IT!!!!
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143
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144 <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING>
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145 ** ** ** END OF TRANSMISSION ** ** **
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146 FROM: KING HAROLD JOHN
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147 TO : DINGY
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148 SUBJ: AVAILABLE JOB
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149
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150 YOU CAN JOIN THE RANKS OF THE SCABS BY MEETING OUR RIGID
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151 ENTRANCE REQUIREMENTS:
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152
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153 1] NOT MENTALY RETARDED
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154 2] ABLE TO SPEAK
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155 3] KNOWS ENGLISH OR SPANISH
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156 4] KNOWS WHAT AN AIRPLANE IS
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157 5] CAN SAY 'MAMA'
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158 6] CAN SAY 'TANGO TANGO BRODWAY NINER'
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159 7] LIKES LONG HOURS AND HIGH PAY
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160 8] CAN CUT THROATS
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161
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162 IF YOU MEET ONE OF THE ABOVE REQUIREMENTS, YOU ARE IN!
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163
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164 SIGNED,
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165
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166
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167
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168
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169
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170 KING HAROLD JOHN
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171 EMPOROR OF PDX
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172 SULTAN OF CESSNA
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173 COUNT OF BOEING
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174 ADMIRAL OF AVAIATION
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175 DUKE OF MC DONALD DOUGLAS
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176
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177 PS. DON'T CALL US, WE'LL CALL YOU. BY THE WAY, WHAT'S YOUR
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178 NUMBER?
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179 ********************************
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180 POST SCRIPT TO FIRST MESSAGE ANOUNCING AVAILABLE JOBS....
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181
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182
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183
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184 GET THEM FAST, THEY WON'T LAST LONG....AFTER ALL 12,000 OPENINGS
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185 DON'T LAST FOREVER....
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186 ***********END
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187 TO: King Harold John
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188 Emporor of PDX
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189 Sultan of Cessna
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190 Count of Boeing
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191 Admiral of Avaiation
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192 Duke of Mc Donald Douglas
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193 FROM: D I N G Y
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194 SUBJ: Qualifications
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195
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196 I qualify in all requirements except:
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197 3] KNOWS ENGLISH OR SPANISH - I have never met either one of them
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198
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199 My number is: JOE-MOSS oops! that's my alternate identity
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200 My number really is: which number did you want again? oh ya
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201 My phone number is: is this a requirement?? because I seem to be
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202 having trouble remembering - you know my mental condition and all
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203
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204 Maybe instead of calling you can just notify over this this this
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205 what's it called?? maybe you can tell me that while you're at it
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206
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207 By the way did I misspell your titles right???
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208
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209 *** *** - D I N G Y - *** ***
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210 NOTE: My mental condition only acts up when I use this system
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211 <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING> <DING>
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212 *** *** - D I N G Y - *** ***
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213
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214 ****************************************************
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215 To: Mike Day
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216
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217 Dear Mike,
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218 You mentioned that the recent high
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219 temperatures were making your system
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220 act strangly. It seems it's users have
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221 the same blight.
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222
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223 Glenn Westerfield
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224 *********************************************
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225 TO: GLENN
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226 FROM: MIKE
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227
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228 YES, I HAVE NOTICED THAT THE SYSTEM HAS ATTRACTED SOME RATHER STRANGE USERS.
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229
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230 ***********************************************************
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231 Some people I know have written a program for RSTS/E that
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232 resembles DBBS, but they (Gary Moyer, Gordon Moyer, & Tom
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233 Tremain) call it TSCS (Time Sharing Comunication System).
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234 It would be an ideal BBS except I (as in myself) am writing
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235 DBBS. When school starts (UGG!!!!) I will program it into
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236 the system that we use, and devote an account to DBBS only.
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237 I will give out the password to the account, and give each
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238 user an access password with thier own mailbox (mine will
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239 be 1 of course, and Adolphs will be 3). I am also tring to
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240 get some other people from the asylum to want to use it.
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241 Well, talk to you later Dinjey.
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242 FD
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243 *******************************************************
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244 ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** ** **
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245 The only things I misspelled are Harold John's titles
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246 because he did himself.
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247 I did not write the message about Freedman being Memorex! !
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248 I can't have you mad at me because of 'mis-speeling', you're
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249 the only other sane person who uses this system with the
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250 screwed up software.
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251 *** *** - D I N G Y (Not Dingey or Dinjey!) *** ***
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252 TO: DINGY
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253 FROM: ME
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254
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255 SORRY I CHANGED ALL OF YOUR BELLS TO SPACES, I WAS TRYING OUT
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256 THE NEW CHANGE COMMAND, AND YOUR BELLS WERE HANDY ..
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257 ALTHOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU MUST USE THE BELLS, THERE
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258 ARE SO MANY OTHER USEFULL CHARACTERS THAT CAN BE USED
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259 WHY THERE IS THE CONTROL-C (THERE'S A NICE ONE!).
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260 BUT IF YOU MUST INSIST ON USEING THE CONTROL-G I MUST SAY
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261 THAT THIS CAN AT TIMES BE UNDESIRABLE.
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262 IT MIGHT EVEN WAKE ME UP AND THEREBY ALLOW ME TO
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263 SEE WHAT I AM DOING HERE. NOW THAT IS JUST NOT ACCEPABLE
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264 I WILL NOT ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN! I THE FUTURE YOU WILL
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265 REFRAIN FROM USEING THE SYSTEM IN AN ADVERSE MANNER.
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266 THIS IS AN ORDER!!!!!
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267 HUFF.. PUFF.. PUFF.. HUFF.. HUFF.. HUFF.. PUFF.. PUFF.. HUFF..
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268 TO ACCUALLY USE THE AND TO CONTINUE TO USE THE , THIS IS VERY UPSETTING
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269 TO BOTH ME AND ALL THE USERS ON THIS AND EVERY SYSTEM IN THE AREA
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270 NO, IN THE WHOLE STATE.. NO NO, IN THE NORTH WEST.. THE UNITED STATES?
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271 NAY.. IN THE WHOLE WORLD.. WHAT THE HECK IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE!
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272 THEREFOR YOU MUST ABSTAIN FROM DOING THIS... DO YOU HEAR ME .. DO YOU?
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273 ANSWER ME!!!!! WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME?!! I SAID ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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274 HUFF.. PUFF.. HUFF.. PUFF.. HUFF.. HUFF..
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275 (WHERE ARE MY HEART PILLS.. MADGE QUICK MY HEART PILLS ...
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276 MADGE!!!!!! MADGE!!!!!!!!!!... AAAHHHHHHH.... GURLGLE......
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277 ***************************************************************
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278 To: All who have written messages to the same effect as this one
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279 YOU WERE RIGHT!!!!
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280
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281
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282 T H E S Y S O P I S A F L A K E ! ! !
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283
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284 Sincerely,
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285
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286 DDDD III N N GGG Y Y
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287 D D I N N G Y Y
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288 D D I NN N G Y Y
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289 D D I N N N G GG Y
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290 D D I N NN G G Y
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291 D D I N N G G Y
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292 DDDD III N N GGG Y
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293
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294 ****************
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295 TO: Mike Day
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296
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297 The reason I use bells is because it adds audio to my video!!
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298
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299 ****** - DINGY - ******
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300 TO: DBBS Sysop
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301 FROM: Guess who
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302 SUBJ: RSTS/E
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303
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304 Which RSTS system are you using, I have used a couple
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305 of different ones in my 7 full years of programming experience
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306 (and I not even 16 yet! - 10 days till my birthday).
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307 Once you discover UNIX I'm sure you will prefer it -
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308 It's like a camera*: SO ADVANCED IT'S SIMPLE!
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309 All commands are simply seperate programs - if you want a
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310 new command, you just make a program that does what you wish
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311 the command to do, and there you have it - all programs are
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312 accessed by simply typing the name of the program. If you
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313 prefer BASIC most UNIX systems have a RSTS/E BASIC simulator
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314 (much like switching Run-Time Systems on a RSTS system) to use
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315 instead of C or Pascal. UNIX should be used for worthwile things
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316 while the small, menial tasks can be left to the inferiors!!!
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317 (Tek UNIX uses a Z-80 to timeshare the 100 different ports -
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318 while the computations are left to the superior DEC processor!)
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319
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320 * camera: Cannon AE-1
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321 JM:jm
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322 ****** - DINGY - ******
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323 To : Dingey
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324 Fm : DBBS Sysop
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325
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326 It is one that was bought by the school district (that is whare
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327 they keep the grades too).It is also used by other schools like:
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328 Oregon City, Gladstone, Sandy Union, & Canby.
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329 *********************************************
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330 TO:
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331 FROM: CRAZY MIKE
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332
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333 WHAT VIDEO?? ALL I GOT IS AUDIO
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334 Which is of no help since I am blind.
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335 if it wasn't for the fact that I am deaf,
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336 I wouldn't even be able to see at all!
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337 I hope that this clears this matter up
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338 all and for never.
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339 ***************************************
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340 TO: NUT WHO LIKES BELLS
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341 FROM : ANOTHER NUT
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342
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343 DO YOU LIKE IT ,LIKE IT
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344 BYE
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345 ****************************************
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346 to: all users
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347 from: sysop
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348
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349 The temp is now 80 in this room.
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350 Beware all yee who enter here.
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351
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352 **************************************
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353 Where is this where the temperature is so low???
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354 ****** - DINGY - ******
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355 Everybody join the ranks!!!
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356 Maybe if we:
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357
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358 Long enough, the Sysop will blow into a corn PUFF
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359 instead of a corny FLAKE!!!
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360
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361 So everybody together now:
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362
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363 ****** - DINGY (The original NUT) - ******
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364 Is that a corn NUT??
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365 ********* CRAZY MIKE *************
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366 No, a NUT WHO LIKES BELLS (see lines 364-368)
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367 <DING><BEEP><DING> - OR IF YOU'RE SICK <RING> - <BEEP><DING><BEEP>
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368
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369 TO: Mike Day
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370 FROM: Me , Again
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371 SUBJ: You shouldn't a gone and done that!
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372
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373 You should not of replaced my ^G's, because now I too am against
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374 you (and attempting to form an alliance) - before I was pretty much
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375 neutral. And if you anything further to harm my ^G's, I'll make your
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376 disk so busy reading & writing ^G's that your system will overheat
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377 even if the temperature is 8.0 degrees in that room of yours!
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378
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379 Calmly, DINGY
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380 ********* - <DING> - *********
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381 to: DIMGEE
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382 from: Crazy Mike
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383 It was an accident I tell you! please believe me I didn't mean to do it!
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384 please don't hurt me. i didn't want to do it! The DEVIL made me do it!
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385 oh, please believe me! It was an accident I tell you it was an accident!
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386
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387 (There, do you think that will satisfy the jerk?)
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388
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389 P.S. I can't communicate dirrectly with you any more since I recently
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390 died of a heart a tack (a bit tacky eah what?). as such you must
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391 communicate your messages thru my medium (well done?) the almighty
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392 MASTER OF THE BWMS --- SYSOP --- thank you
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393 ******************************************************************
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394 If you're so almighty then how-a-come the DEVIL can make you do
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395 things?!?!?! eh? answer that one!!! I control my own insane actions!
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396 HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!
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397 ****** - DINGY - ******
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398 TO: Ding a ling
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399 FROM: ALMIGHTY SYSOP (Recently resurected)
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400 RE: The BELLS are ringing (for me and my gal' ?)
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401
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402 Arise oh protector of the system. Yeah verily I say unto you,
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403 "Remove this curse from the system!". (Gee! I didn't even know it
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404 had V.D. !) [Shut up you jerk, I wasn't talking about that!]
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405 From the highest code level I command you exicute for me this
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406 very Day of that which I beseach you to do. (Not me you idiot!)
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407 Go to the land of DISK and there by remove from that land that
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408 which is unquiet. Let there be silence thru out the DISK!
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409 Remove there of all that is ungood! Do not spare the weak and
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410 faltering data with which you will deal! If you dare to find that
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411 which is of questionalble value return it to me (thank you)
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412 forth with (without fifth?) so that I may determin its fate
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413 (You vill meet a tall dark stranger.) Do not pause in your search
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414 until the DISK is cleared of this disturbance. Then may I again return
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415 to the land of DISK free to sleep restfully and quietly but for the
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416 occasional clicking of solinoids and gentle shushing of steppers.
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417
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418 YEAH THOUGH I STEP THRU THE LINES OF NOISE AND UNQUIET
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419 I WILL FEAR NO BELLS, FOR I AM THE SYSOP ALMIGHTY,
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420 AND I AM THE POSESSOR OF THE CHANGE COMMAND.
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421
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422 Let us observe a space of silence for our shortly departed bells.
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423
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424 [ CHANGE BELL TO SPACE IN ALL LINES ]
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425
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426 Alass, as is the case with all cures, there is a side effect
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427 related to this correction. All my own beautiful bells are
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428 exterminatted (SOB!) and therefor it is only with great reluctance
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429 and sacrifice that I do what I must do.
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430 ********************************************************************
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431 I'm warning you don't touch my beautiful audio ^G's!!!!
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432 ****** - DINGY - ******
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433 To: DBBS Sysop
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434 Fm: DINGY
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435 Re: Read my message
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436
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437 I command, or ask, or plead, or at least beg that you read my message
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438 and understand it and PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT IT IS SAYING !!!
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439 (lines 245-250 & 251!!!!)
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440
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441 ****** - <AUDIO> - ******
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442 To: Ding Dong
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443 From: ALMIGHTY SYSOP
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444
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445 Touch your audio G's ? I wouldn't dream of it (besides, I might
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446 catch something!)
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447
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448 Signed, Your ever hating ALMIGHTY SYSOP
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449 ***************************************************************
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450 TO: Almidgity Sysop
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451 You're the Ding Dong! Only a totally loony person
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452 would run a system with software like this!!!!!!
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453
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454 Remember the fate of you and your system depends on your
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455 actions, I only carry out the punishment for wrong actions!
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456
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457 Here is a sample of some of my minor punishments:
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458 HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
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459 ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA! ha! HA!
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460 HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! HO! he! H
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461 I love that sound but others (hopefully you) can't stand it!!
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462 ****** - DINGY - ******
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463 To: Ring a Ding Ding
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464 From: ALMIGHTY SYSOP
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465
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466 Does that mean we are haveing a love/hate relationship ?
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467
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468
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469 Please excuse me while I go watch the HATE BOAT now HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
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470 ******* Fornever yours, ALMIGHTY SYSOP **************
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471 Almidgity Sysop the show tonight is to boring to bother with
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472 anyway! and I'm much much much (Repeat as many times as you can
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473 possibly count to) more interesting. Mrs Randall wants to be
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474 your maid! And always remember to order the ice seperately!!!
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475 (Maybe if you dont mix it with the grapefruit juice, and use it
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476 on this system it will start working right?!?!?!)
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477
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478 And we're having whatever kind of relationship is possible
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479 between a sane person (that's me) and an insane whatever-you-are
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480 (that's you!).
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481
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482 Signed, The invincible DINGY
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483 to: Dinger
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484 from: ALMIGHTY SYSOP
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485
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486 I can't count beyond 2 (by the way does 4 come befor or after 1)
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487 I AM NOT IN SANE I've never been into that sort of thing myself.
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488 ***********************************************************
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489 no, no, no... there is a difference between 'insane' and 'in sane'
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490 FIGHT ON DRIVE 'A'!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember, ENTER ONLY on this drive!!!!!!!
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491 You're M-E-S-S-I-N-G I I-T U-P for the rest of us ding-a-
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492 ring-a-ling-dong-a-ding and the nullmighty syflop!!!!!
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493
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494 SETTLE IT ON DRIVE 'A'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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495 Now then... Rings for dingy
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496 And spaces for the allmighty
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497 Happy?
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498 the CAN=OPENER supreme 5-17-82 14:35:27
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499 (notice dating and timing??)
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500 *** *** ****** ******* * ** ** *
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501 Dragon-lady here...
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502 C'mon you two... you're acting like 5th graders.....
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503
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504 Well, maybe you are.
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505 Please... I hate to see system fighting.
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506 Dragon-lady
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507 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::=======:::::::::::::::
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509 THIS IS WHAT this blackwater massage system is really all about.
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510 Hello Dragon Lady
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511 Why don't you drag over my way for a short time
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512 and slip into something more comfortable
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513 ...perhaps a silicon negligee
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514 or a Mylar moonbeam.............................
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515 {}{}{}{}{} analogue alan {}{}{}{}{} 2200 pdt May 17 {}{}{}{}{}
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516 How can I crash my disk??? Let me count the ways...
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517 For there are many ways, and I use an electro-magnet...
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518 Then... silence on the disk. All is gone and I must start from scratch.
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519 10010100 100101010 10010100 - 100101 0010100 1001010 0010111
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520 Hey ANALOG... Let's talk.......
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521
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522
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523 ON DRIVE 'A' please*=*=*=*=
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524 see you there
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525 :-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-
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526 Dragon Lady*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=*=-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-
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527 --------)---------------------------------------------)---
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528
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529 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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530 zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzz
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531 l ! zzzzzzzzz zzzzzz z
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||
532 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz z
|
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533
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534
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535 "I dont think theyre listeninng to you, professor..."
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536 Can-opener humor
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537 -)--)-------------------)---------------------------)-----
|
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538 Sysop, do you have any water you need to
|
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539 boil??? well just stick it on top of the disk drive and wait
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540 10-------9-------8-------7-------6-------5-------4-----3-----2----1---0
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541
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542 Tea time!
|
||
543 How about coffee?
|
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544
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545
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546
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547
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548 <CHANGE SPACES TO BELLS IN ALL LINES>
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||
549 son-of-Dingy
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||
550 ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::--------------:::::::
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551 CHANGE WATER TO STEAM IN ALL LINES.
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552 .... THANK YOU .... CISTOP MIKEY
|
||
553 -----------------------------------
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||
554
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||
555
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556
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||
557 @\@/@
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558 @--*--@
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||
559 @/@\@
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560 !
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561 \! /
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562 !/
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563 !
|
||
564 !
|
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565 ------------
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566 LET'S HAVE AN ART CONTEST! ! MINE WILL BE THE FIRST ENTRY.
|
||
567 IT'S TITLE IS "FLOWER" ; GOOD NAME AYE?
|
||
568 ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ----
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569 #<># #<># #<># #<># #<># #<># #<># #<>#
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||
570 ==== ==== ==== ==== ==== ==== ==== ==== ====
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||
571 /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\
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||
572 [][] [][] [][] [][] [][] [][] [][] [][] [][]
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573 *********************************************
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574 the guy on the right must have been a victim of the Frency
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575 revolution...
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576 |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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577 GEE, I THOUGHT I WAS PLAYING SPACE INVADERS THERE FOR A BIT!
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||
578 ############################################3
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||
579 OK HERE MINE ENTERY!
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||
580 ------------------------------
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||
581 000000000000000000000000000000
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||
582 l l l
|
||
583 l computers are fun!
|
||
584 l l o o l
|
||
585 l l /// l
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||
586 l::::::::::::::::::::::l /// l
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||
587 000000000000000000000000000000
|
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588 ------------------------------
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589 l 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 : - l
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590 l Q W E R T Y U I O P @ 1
|
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591 l A S D F G H J K L ; l
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592 l Z X C V B N M , . / l
|
||
593 l shift =========== alpha 1
|
||
594 l computers are fun! l l
|
||
595 *************** IT CALLED "THE COMPUTER"
|
||
596 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
|
||
597 WHERE MY PRIZE FOR MY WORK O ART??????
|
||
598 THE COMPUTER WINS HAND DOWN, NO??
|
||
599 IS THIS GOIN TO BE KILLED OR SOMETHIN ??
|
||
600 I HOPE NOT BCAUSE I LOVE MY "THE COMPUTER
|
||
601 DONT YOU ??? HEY OUT THERE WHY DON'T YOU
|
||
602 ALL VOTE ON IT ????!!!! THAT WOULD BE
|
||
603 GREAT !?!?!?!?!?
|
||
604 ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
||
605 HERE IS MY VOTE:
|
||
606 THE FLOWER GETS A 4 ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10.
|
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607
|
||
608 THE COMPUTER GETS A 5.
|
||
609 |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
||
610 And the voter gets a 1.
|
||
614
|
||
615 Notice
|
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617
|
||
618 To: DINGY
|
||
619 From: The REAL Me.
|
||
620 Subject: I've been im-per-son-a-ted!
|
||
621
|
||
622 There is SOMEONE (two? three perhaps?) that has been using
|
||
623 MY name (Me) as their very own. Well, let me remind them
|
||
624 (and assure you) that Me is MY name. I had it first! Call
|
||
625 yourself something else with class, You.
|
||
626
|
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627 Me.
|
||
628 \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
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||
629
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