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CRAZY CREDITS LIST 1.12
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Document Revision 1.1 - 17/03/94
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Release date: 27th April 1994
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This document contains a list of things that happens at the end of movies
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during the showing of the credits.
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See what you missed by leaving early! :-)
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Contacts
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The CRAZY CREDITS database is maintained by Mark Harding (ccsmh@ss1.bath.ac.uk)
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It was previously maintained by Murray Chapman <muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au>
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All submissions must have "CRAZY CREDITS" in the subject line.
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New Entries this month
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# Chase, The
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# Robocop
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# Volunteers
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# Wayne's World 2
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Updated entries this month
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None.
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Facts & Figures
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* Col Needham's Movie Database Scripts (from 2.7) support it fully.
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* The list currently contains 84 entries.
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* The list will is posted to rec.arts.movies every month.
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Rules
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1. You must stick to the pre-arranged format given below. The entries
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will be read in by a program, and will automatically be added to the
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list. Any non-conformant entries will be discarded.
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2. Try and keep entries reasonably concise.
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3. The list compiler has the right to choose which entries to use.
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Information from a number of sources may be combined to provide a single
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biography.
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4. Any submissions must have "CRAZY CREDITS" in the subject line of the mail.
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Multiple entries may be sent in one mail message.
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5. If possible, run your entry through a spell checker.
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Format
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First some examples:
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# Lethal Weapon 3
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- During the credits you can hear that another bomb has been discovered. When
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Martin and Roger show up in their car, they have this discussion again
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whether or not to go in. Just as they stop at the building, the whole
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building explodes and you can hear Martin saying, while backing up the car,
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"I hope nobody saw us".
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# Masters of the Universe
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- Skeltor says "I'll be back!".
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# Singles
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- Outtakes after credits on video version
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- Steve (Campbell Scott) goes to a house looking for Linda (Kyra Sedgwick), but
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a woman at the house (Debbie Mazar) tells him that she's moved out to live
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with some guy.
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- Steve walks down the street past the mime (Eric Stoltz) to the magazine stand
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where the magazines on the rack start talking to him, giving him advice. He
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goes home to his apartment.
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- David (Jim True) walks down a street. His voiceover says that Steve's search
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for the perfect girl is a trap, and that he lives his own life like a French
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movie where everyone is cool and no attachments are made. He enters a
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beatnik club where a woman (Lara Harris) recites a poem in French. She sits
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down with him for a brief conversation in French and they leave together.
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The format is:
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# <Movie Name>
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- <Text> Each entry should start with a hyphen, followed by text (no more than
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65 characters per line). See the list crazy.dbs for more example.
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Other Lists
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The rec.arts.movies database consists of the following lists:
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List | Maintained by | Updated
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Actors | Col Needham <cn@ibmpcug.co.uk> | 03/29/94
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Actresses | Col Needham <cn@ibmpcug.co.uk> | 03/29/94
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Alternative Titles | Michel Hafner <hafner@ifi.unizh.ch> | 03/23/94
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Biographies | Mark Harding <ccsmh@ss1.bath.ac.uk> | 03/17/94
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Character Names | Steve Hammond <shammond@indirect.com> | 01/24/94
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Cinematographers | Michel Hafner <hafner@ifi.unizh.ch> | 03/23/94
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Composers | Michel Hafner <hafner@ifi.unizh.ch> | 03/23/94
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Costume Designers | Michel Hafner <hafner@ifi.unizh.ch> | 03/23/94
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Crazy Credits | Mark Harding <ccsmh@ss1.bath.ac.uk> | 03/17/94
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Directors | Col Needham <cn@ibmpcug.co.uk> | 03/29/94
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Editors | Col Needham <cn@ibmpcug.co.uk> | 03/09/94
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Goofs | Michael Gaines <render1@teak.njit.edu> | 03/23/94
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Movies | Michel Hafner <hafner@ifi.unizh.ch> | 03/23/94
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Plot Summaries | Colin Tinto <colint@spider.co.uk> | 03/09/94
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Producers | Andre Bernhardt <ujad@rz.uni-karlsruhe.de> | 03/23/94
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Production Designers | Michel Hafner <hafner@ifi.unizh.ch> | 03/23/94
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Quotes | Lars J Aas <larsa@colargol.edb.tih.no> | 03/24/94
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Ratings | Col Needham <cn@ibmpcug.co.uk> | 03/29/94
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Soundtracks | Ron Higgins <rhiggins@carroll1.cc.edu> | 03/23/94
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Trivia | Murray Chapman <muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au> | 02/01/94
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Writers | Jon Reeves <reeves@zk3.dec.com> | 03/23/94
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The lists are available via anonymous FTP from:
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cathouse.org in pub/cathouse/movies/database
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ftp.funet.fi in pub/culture/tv+films/lists
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SEARCHING THE DATABASE
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======================
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(1) e-mail interface
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For details send a message with the subject HELP to <movie@ibmpcug.co.uk>
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(2) WWW interface
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The database is available via the World Wide Web. Access is via a
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"browser". The two main WWW browsers are Mosaic and Lynx...
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Mosaic (X windows, MS-Windows, Mac, Amiga) ftp.ncsa.uiuc.edu /Web
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lynx (vt100) ftp.wustl.edu /packages/www/lynx
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From your browser, OPEN or GO to the any of the following documents:
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http://www.cm.cf.ac.uk/Movies/
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http://www.msstate.edu/Movies/
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http://ballet.cit.gu.edu.au/Movies/ (Australian users only)
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See the comp.infosystems.www FAQ for more information on the WWW.
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(3) local installation (Unix/Amiga)
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The movie database package enables you to install the data locally and
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provides a variety of search tools. It is available via anonymous FTP:
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cathouse.org in /pub/cathouse/movies/database/tools/moviedb-2.9.tar.Z
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ftp.funet.fi in /pub/culture/tv+film/lists/tools/moviedb-2.9.tar.gz
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see the README file in the same directories for more information. The Amiga
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version is in the file mdb_Amiga_2.8.lha.
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(4) local installation (MS-DOS)
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The CineBASE program provides an MS-DOS interface to the database and is
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also available via anonymous FTP:
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cathouse.org in /pub/cathouse/movies/database/tools/cb130a.zip
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ftp.funet.fi in /pub/culture/tv+film/lists/tools/cb130a.zip
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(5) telnet access via WWW
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There are several telnet'able WWW servers. Here are some examples;
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telnet info.cern.ch
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then type go http://www.cm.cf.ac.uk/Movies/
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telnet www.njit.edu (login: www)
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then type g http://www.cm.cf.ac.uk/Movies/
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telnet ukanaix.cc.ukans.edu (login: www) needs vt100
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then look under "by Subject" then "Movies"
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CRAZY CREDITS
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# Adventures in Babysitting
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- Shot of the thug who chased the little girl outside of skyscraper whimpering
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about being stuck out there.
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# Adventures of Baron Munchausen, The
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- The King of The Moon - Ray DiTutto (Actually, it was Robin
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Williams, but for some reason, he didn't want to be
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credited, even if he had the best part in the movie.)
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# Airplane II: The Sequel
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- Gaffer (What's a Gaffer?) ... Larry Gilhooly
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- Best Boy (Electric) ......... Frank McKane
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- Worst Boy ................... Adolf Hitler
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# Airplane!
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- Gripology ................................. Pete Papanickolas
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- Generally in charge of a lot of things .... Mike Finnell
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- Author of A Tale of Two Cities ............ Charles Dickens
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- This motion picture is protected under the laws of the
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United States and other countries. Unauthorized duplica-
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tion, distribution, or exhibition may result in civil
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liability or criminal prosecution. So there.
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- Man (Howard Jarvis) in taxi abandoned by Robert Hays looking at his
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watch: "Well, I'll give him another twenty minutes, but that's it!"
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# Aliens
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- The laserdisc version includes the sound of a face-hugger scurrying from
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left to right as the final credits fade.
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# American Werewolf in London, An
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- ...any similarity to persons living, dead, or undead, is purely coincidental"
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# Angel Heart
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- Scene during credits shows Mickey Rourke's character desending
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to 'Hell' inside of an elevator. Final shot looks(?) like he hung
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himself on the way down. (Could be just a freeze frame of the
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last shot)
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# Annie Hall
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- Christopher Walken's name is spelt wrong in the credits.
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# Assault of the Party Nerds
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- Still Photographer .......... David Wittkower
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- Other Still Photographer (Who Showed Up 3 Days Without His Camera)
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.......... Kevin Minor Hayward
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- The Guy Who Cheats At Softball ....... Rafter Man
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- This motion picture is protected under the laws of the
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United States and other countries. Unauthorized
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duplication, distribution or exhibition may result
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in civil liability and criminal prosecution.
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Just go ahead and try something.
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# Being There
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- Peter Sellers repeating a line in the hospital-bed scene, but laughing
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uncontrollably each time. This line does not appear in the movie, and some
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versions of the film don't include these outtakes.
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# Better Off Dead (1985)
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- David Ogden Stiers fixing the garage door
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- the successful launch of Badger's space shuttle, made from
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household items.
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- "the film's over... you can go home now."
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# Big Business (1988)
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- Seen about two-thirds of the way through the credits: "Don't Go, It's Almost
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Over"
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# Bird on a Wire
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- Credits scroll down instead of up
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# Blues Brothers, The
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- Woman on the Cutting Room Floor
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# Brewster McCloud
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- During the credits, all the actors turn up as Circus Performers and are
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introduced by the Ring Master - ending with Bud Cort, who lies dead in
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the center ring.
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# Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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- TV interviews with people who were at the dance attacked by vampires.
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- Amilyn (Paul Reubens) revives to go through some more death throes.
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# Buford's Beach Bunnies
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- This motion picture is protected under the laws of the
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United States and other countries. Unauthorized duplication,
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distribution or exhibition may result in civil liability
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and criminal prosecution. Don't mess with us, buddy.
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# Chase, The
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- After credits have finished, Charlie Sheen, in a clown suit, sitting
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behind the wheel, recites the "I love the smell of napalm in the
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morning" speech from Apocalypse Now.
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# Chopping Mall
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- Robot rolls up to camera and says: "Thank you. Have a nice day."
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(Movie's plot is that security robots run amuck at a shopping mall and
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that's what they said after they'd killed somebody).
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# Comfort and Joy
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- Alan `Dickie' Bird (Bill Paterson) is heard taping and screwing up a radio
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commercial for the ice cream fritter product whose recipe he sells at the
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end of the movie.
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# Eat and Run
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- a bfd production
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(the "f" is silent)
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# F/X2
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- Shot of helicopter flying and exclamations of non-pilot crook trying to keep
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it in the air.
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# Fatal Skies (V)
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- The doddering old sheriff draws his guns and aims that at the audience:
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"Halt! Don't make a move! You can avoid me, but you can never escape!"
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# Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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- Ferris comes out of bathroom: "You're still here? It's over. Go home."
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# Field of Dreams
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- The Voice ................ Himself
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# Gate II
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- At the end of the movie the hero is raised from the dead at his funeral, and
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then two others who were also killed climb out of the coffin. After the
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credits a hamster that was sacrificed earlier in the movie crawls out of the
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coffin as well.
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# Glitch!
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- Bra Wrangler ............. Woops Mygod
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- Zit Remover .............. Lucienne Pimpel
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- Orange Juice Squeezer .... Big Hand Luke
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- Palm Reader .............. Madame Ortega III
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- Negative Cutting ......... Supercuts (Ha! Ha!)
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- (No, Seriously...) ....... Mary Duerstein
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- Look for the soundtrack album in your neighborhood
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record store and if you cannot find it, write to your
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senator or bring a tape recorder to the theater
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the next time you see this movie.
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- The producers wish to thank all those who didn't smoke
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on the set and to express their sympathy to those
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who did smoke and were fired thereafter.
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(Heart and Lung Association, eat your heart out!)
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- Our gratitude must be extended to all those who did
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not do drugs on the set. The list is too long to mention.
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Those who did do drugs are listed separately in police
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and morgue files.
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- We appreciate the participation of Coca-Cola, Pepsi Cola,
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Dr. Pepper, Seven-Up, Shasta, Miller Beer, etc., etc.,
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in making this picture cooler.
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- WARNING
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This picture is protected by all kinds of stuff. Tamper with it,
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go to jail. Before you make a copy to send to your aunt in
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Podunk, look out the window. The Feds are gonna get you.
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And for all those foreign !@#$%$ who hate movies,
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remember Mr. Dubois? He's working for the producers now.
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- The characters, names, cars, homes, bikinis, limos, goons, and
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Mafia families in this motion picture are absolutely fictitious.
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Any similarity with characters, names, cars, homes, bikinis,
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limos, goons, and Mafia families, dead, alive, or anywhere
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in between is strictly coincidental.
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# Gone with the Wind
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- George Reeves is credited as playing the part of Brent Tarleton, and Fred
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Crane is billed as Stuart Tarleton. This is incorrect: Crane played Brent,
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and Reeves played Stuart.
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# Great Muppet Caper, The
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- Gonzo takes a picture of the whole audience
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# Great Outdoors, The
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- Subtitled conversation between two raccoons --
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Raccoon #1: "Why's Jody sitting in the lake?"
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Raccoon #2: "You didn't hear? She got shot in the ass!"
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Raccoon #1: "Oh no! Don't tell me..."
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Raccoon #2: "Yup... She's bald on both ends now!"
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# Grumpy Old Men
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- Various outtakes shown during the credits.
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# Guyver, The
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- No Zoonoids were injured in the making of this movie.
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# Highway 61
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- Assistant Sound Editor ... Velcrow Ripper
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ADR Recordist ... Velcrow Ripper
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# Hot Shots
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- TOPPING FOR BROWNIES
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1/2 cup butter 3 squares butter chocolate,melted
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2 1/2 cups confectioners sugar 1 or 2 teaspoons cinnamon(optional)
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2 egg yolks,beaten
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Cream butter until light and lemon coloured.
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Gradually add sugar and egg yolks. Add chocolate.
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-THINGS TO DO AFTER THE MOVIE
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_start a story hour at the local library
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_help someone learn to read
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_teach someone to use a computer
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_help someone learn to speak a new language
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_organize a physical fitness programm
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_visit a dairy and see how milk is handled
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and prepared for delivery
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-Bar Advisor.........John 'JB' Bandy
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- NOBBY BUNS
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4 cups sifted flour 1 1/2 cups sugar
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2 teaspoons cinnamon 1 cup butter
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3 eggs
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Cream butter until well softened and add to
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sugar and eggs.Mix quickly with flour.Drop mixture
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from a teaspoon and small jagged heaps onto a cookie
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sheet and bake in 375 to 400 degrees oven.
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-(At the end of credits,just before "Any similarity etc.":
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IF YOU HAD LEFT THIS THEATRE WHEN THESE CREDITS
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BEGAN , YOU'D BE HOME NOW.
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# Hot Shots! Part Deux
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- Fun Fact: Actor Richard Crena invented tartar sauce.
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- The title scrambled in this movie...T-2
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- Interesting Fact: Baseball Superstar, Darryl Strawberry spends his winters
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thinking up new excuses.
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- Secret of The Crying Game...............SHE'S A GUY
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- POP QUIZ:
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1.Who was the art director?
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2.What did Miloyevic do?
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3.Which character did say :"You yankin' creep"?
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- A voice at the end of the credits says "Hot Shots Part Deux was filmed
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in Hollywood before a live studio audience."
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- In the list of songs, Michael Bolton is given credit for: "I Got A Lot Of
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Hair For A Bald Guy And If I Wear It Like This You'll Never Notice."
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- At the end of the credits, there is some backwards speech. It says "His
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boat has been demolished."
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# I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
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- Kung Fu Joe (Steve James) crawls up to a cop at the scene of the film's final
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confrontation: "Slade. I must find Slade." [rips off his shirt]
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"Kung Fu Joe is here!"
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Cop: "Sorry buddy. They've already gone." [walks away]
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Kung Fu Joe: [calls after him] "Yo brother, do you got a bandaid?"
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# Innocent Blood
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- The story, all names, characters and incidents portrayed in this production
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are fictitious. No identification with actual persons, vampires, places,
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buildings and products is intended or should be inferred.
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# League of Their Own, A
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- Shots of the real AAGABL old-timers playing baseball.
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# Lethal Weapon 3
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- During the credits you can hear that another bomb has been discovered. When
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Martin and Roger show up in their car, they have this discussion again
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whether or not to go in. Just as they stop at the building, the whole
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building explodes and you can hear Martin saying, while backing up the car,
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"I hope nobody saw us".
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# Linguini Incident, The
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- Rabbits ................ Hugh & Heff
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- Special Effects Bras by Bart Trickel
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# Look Who's Talking
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- James brings Mikey to see his new sister:
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Mollie: "Hi honey."
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James: "Mikey, this is your sister Julie."
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Mollie: "Hi Julie."
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Mikey: "Hi Julie."
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Julie (voice of Joan Rivers): "Don't start with me kid. I've had a day you
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wouldn't believe. Can we talk?"
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# Look Who's Talking Too
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- Sperm Wrangler ......... Blair Clark
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- Mikey's little sister Julie falls down. Roseanne Barr's voice: "Oh, my tush
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hurts."
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# M*A*S*H
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- Movie credits are read over PA system
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# Married to the Mob
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- Michelle Pfeiffer and Matthew Modine dancing on the steps outside a building.
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# Masters of the Universe
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- Skeltor says "I'll be back!".
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# Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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- There are no credits at the end of MPatHG. The screen goes black
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and music plays for at least 5 minutes. All the credits are
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in the beginning
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- Under the disclaimer about "All similarities to actual events....", there
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is a line which reads "Signed Richard M. Nixon"
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- M0nti Pyth0n lk den H0lie Grailen
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- R0tern nik Akten Di
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- Wik
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- Als0 wik
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- Wi n0t trei a h0liday in Sweden this yer?
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- See the l0veli lakes
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- The wonderful teleph0ne system
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- And mani interesting furry animals
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- The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
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Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
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University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
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making of this film.
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The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
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are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
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or history of any person is entirely accidental and
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unintentional.
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Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
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- Including the majestic m00se
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- A M00se once bit my sister ...
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- No realli! She was Karving her initials on the m00se
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with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given
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her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
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star of many Norwegian m0vies: "The H0t Hands of an Oslo
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Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge M0lars of Horst
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Nordfink".
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- We apologise for the fault in the
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subtitles. Those responsible have been
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sacked.
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- Mynd you, m0se bites Kan be pretty nasti...
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- We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
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responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
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have been sacked.
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- M00se trained by TUTTE HERMSGERV0RDENBR0TB0RDA
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- Special M00se Effects OLAF PROT
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M00se Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
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M00se Choreographed by HORST PROT III
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Miss Taylor's M00ses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
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M00se trained to mix
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concrete and sign com-
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plicated insurance
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forms by JURGEN WIGG
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M00ses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER
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- Large m00se on the left
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half side of the screen
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in the third scene from
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the end, given a thorough
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grounding in Latin,
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French and "O" Level
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Geography by BO BENN
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- Suggestive poses for the
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M00se suggested by VIC ROTTER
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Antler-care by LIV THATCHER
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- The directors of the firm hired to
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continue the credits after the other
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people had been sacked, wish it to
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be known that they have just been
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sacked.
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- The credits have been completed
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in an entirely different style at
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great expense and at the last
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minute.
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- Executive Producer
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JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
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Assisted by
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EARL J. LLAMA
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MIKE Q. LLAMA III
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SY LLAMA
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MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
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Directed By
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40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
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ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
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6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
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142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
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14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
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(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
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REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
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76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
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FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS NEARE PARAGUAY
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and
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TERRY GILLIAM AND TERRY JONES
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|
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# Muppet Movie, The
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- Close-up of Animal shouting "Movie over! Go Home! Go Home!"
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# Mutant on the Bounty
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- Outtake of actors cracking up over scene where dead alien splatters all over
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their spaceship cabin.
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# Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear, The
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- Sound Mixer ................ Richard Bryce Goodman
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Mr. Goodman's Hearing Aid .. Beverly Hills Ear Boutique
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|
- Hairdressers ........
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Set Dressers ........
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Cross Dressers ...... George LoCash
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...... Vance Collins
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- Film Loader ......... Steven Robert Lund
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|
Loaded Filmer ....... Phil Elberg
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- Secretary to Mr. Weiss ..... Mimi Wolan
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|
Wardrobe for Mr. Weiss ..... Beverly Hills High, Wide and Handsome
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|
- Worst Boy: Adolf Hitler
|
|
- In Case of Tornado: South-west corner of cellar
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|
- Crane Grip .................. Lloyd Barcroft
|
|
Dolly Grip .................. Jon Falkengren
|
|
Poli-Grip ................... Martha Raye
|
|
What the Hell is a Grip? .... Person responsible for maintenance and
|
|
adjustment to equipment on the set
|
|
- General Foreman ...... John Hoskins
|
|
General Schwarzkopf .. Welcome Home
|
|
Foremen .............. Guy A. MacLaury
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|
.............. Joseph Santre
|
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.............. Bernard McPherson
|
|
.............. Michael Bunch
|
|
George Formen ........ 6'4" 250 lbs. Age: 42 Won: 60 Lost: 3 KO's:65
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- Production Painters ..... Nick Bridwell
|
|
..... Donnie R. Puga
|
|
Impressionist Painters .. Vincent Van Gogh
|
|
.. Edgar "Skip" Degas
|
|
- Driver Captain ....... Ray McLaughlin
|
|
Co-Captain ........... Dan Brooks
|
|
Navigator ............ Rabbi Brian Thau
|
|
Bombardier ........... Alan Ladwig
|
|
- Deep Sea Drivers ..... Steve Brodsky
|
|
..... Jimmy Ferrara
|
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..... Wayne Campbell
|
|
..... Gina August
|
|
- Stock Librarian ...... Suzy Lafer
|
|
Stock Answer ......... "I'll have it ready in the morning"
|
|
- Stunts:
|
|
Phil "Kamikaze" Adams
|
|
"Crazy" Bruce Barbour
|
|
"Reckless" Dwayne McGee
|
|
David "Headlong Plunge" Powledge
|
|
Jeff "Thud" Ramsey
|
|
Don "Headfirst" Pulford
|
|
"Dangling" Kaye Wade
|
|
Charlie "White Knuckles" Brewer
|
|
Eugene "Splat" Collier
|
|
Mickey "This Guy's Really Nuts!" White
|
|
Jimmy "Tailspin" Jue
|
|
Eric "Aaarrrgggghhhh" Norris
|
|
Lobster Stunt Breast ........ Miss V
|
|
Mr. Griffith's Stunt Butt ... Chuck Le Fever
|
|
- Voice of George Bush (John Roarke): "All right, let's see if I've got this
|
|
straight now. Energy efficiency - good. Drilling in arctic national wildlife
|
|
refuge - bad."
|
|
[A knock]
|
|
Voice: "Uh, Mr. President, is everything okay in there?"
|
|
President: "Yeah, I'm fine, thanks." [sound of toilet flushing]
|
|
|
|
# Netherworld
|
|
- Two well-dressed corpses sitting at a table. One sips a drink and asks "What
|
|
is this tafia shit anyway?" (referring to the drink). The other one says, "I
|
|
don't know."
|
|
|
|
# Oscar (1991)
|
|
- Face on the Cutting Room Floor ........ Joe Dante
|
|
|
|
# Phantasm II
|
|
- Final credit (copyright notice): "...violators will face severe
|
|
civil and criminal penalties and the wrath of the Tall Man."
|
|
|
|
# Planes, Trains & Automobiles
|
|
- Advertising exec William Windom examining a bunch of pictures.
|
|
|
|
# Promised Land
|
|
- Best Dog ... Cheetah
|
|
|
|
# Rain Man
|
|
- Throughout the movie, Raymond is taking pictures. The pictures that he takes
|
|
are shown as the background for the credits.
|
|
|
|
# Raising Arizona
|
|
- Baby Wrangler
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|
|
|
# Repo Man
|
|
- Credits scroll down instead of up
|
|
|
|
# River Runs Through It, A
|
|
- No fish were killed or injured during the making of A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT.
|
|
The producers would like to point out that, although
|
|
the Macleans kept their catch as was common earlier
|
|
in this century, enlightened fisherman today endorse
|
|
a "catch and release" policy to assure that this priceless
|
|
resource swims free to fight another day. Good fishing.
|
|
|
|
# Roadkill
|
|
- Hardly any animals were killed during the filming of this movie
|
|
|
|
# Robocop
|
|
- The standard copyright notice at the end of the film includes a warning that
|
|
violators will be dealt with by Enforcement Droid.
|
|
|
|
# Roger and Me
|
|
- The Flint Plasma Center is open Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday,
|
|
Thursday, and Friday. They are closed Saturday and Sunday.
|
|
|
|
# Running Man, The (1987)
|
|
- Announcer's voiceover: "The Running Man has been brought to you by: Breakaway
|
|
Paramilitary Uniforms, Orville Pure Procreation Pills, and Cadre Cola - it
|
|
hits the spot.
|
|
Promotional considerations paid for by Elton Flame Throwers,
|
|
Wainright Electrical Launchers, and Hammand & Gates Chain Saws.
|
|
Damon Gillian's wardrobe by Chez Antoine, 19th century
|
|
craftsmanship for the 21st century man.
|
|
Cadre trooper and studio guard's sidearms provided by Colt
|
|
Chester, the pistol of patriots.
|
|
Remember, tickets for the ICS studio tour are always available
|
|
for class A citizens in good standing.
|
|
If you'd like to be a contestant on The Running Man, send a
|
|
self-addressed, stamped envelope to ICS Talent Hunt, care of your local
|
|
affiliate, and then go out and do something really despicable!
|
|
I'm Bill Hilgen. Good night and take care!"
|
|
|
|
# Scanners
|
|
- Assistant to Mr Heroux ... Kim Obrist
|
|
Kim Obrist is the name of the lead female character.
|
|
|
|
# She's Having a Baby
|
|
- Various stars suggesting baby names -
|
|
Kirstie Alley, Harry Anderson, Jay and Michael Astin, Dan Aykroyd, Matthew
|
|
Broderick, John Candy, Dyan Cannon, Belinda Carlisle, Ted Danson, Judi Evans,
|
|
Woody Harrelson, Robert Hays, "Magic" Johnson, Michael Keaton, Joanna Kerns,
|
|
Penny Marshall, Bill Murray, Roy Orbison, Cindy Pickett, Annie Potts,
|
|
John Ratzenberger, Ally Sheedy, Lyman Ward, Wil Wheaton, Warren Zevon.
|
|
|
|
# Singles
|
|
- Outtakes after credits on video version
|
|
- Steve (Campbell Scott) goes to a house looking for Linda (Kyra Sedgwick), but
|
|
a woman at the house (Debbie Mazar) tells him that she's moved out to live
|
|
with some guy.
|
|
- Steve walks down the street past the mime (Eric Stoltz) to the magazine stand
|
|
where the magazines on the rack start talking to him, giving him advice. He
|
|
goes home to his apartment.
|
|
- David (Jim True) walks down a street. His voiceover says that Steve's search
|
|
for the perfect girl is a trap, and that he lives his own life like a French
|
|
movie where everyone is cool and no attachments are made. He enters a
|
|
beatnik club where a woman (Lara Harris) recites a poem in French. She sits
|
|
down with him for a brief conversation in French and they leave together.
|
|
|
|
# Sister Act
|
|
- Newspaper and magazine clipping of the nun choir.
|
|
|
|
# Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers
|
|
- (Thank You For Reading The Credits)
|
|
|
|
# Smokey and the Bandit II
|
|
- Outtakes during the credits.
|
|
|
|
# Splash
|
|
- Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah swimming and coming to an underwater city.
|
|
|
|
# Strange Brew
|
|
- Bob and Doug talk about their movie.
|
|
|
|
# Stuff, The
|
|
- Brooke Adams holding a container of Stuff as in a commercial: "Enough is
|
|
never enough."
|
|
|
|
# Summer Job
|
|
- Court Jester ........... Kim Kennedy
|
|
|
|
# Terminal Exposure
|
|
- Beverly Hills Unit:
|
|
Psychiatric Consultant .. Dr. Edmond Nutz
|
|
Chiropractic Consultant . James Rolf
|
|
Tanning Consultant ...... U.V. Red
|
|
Palimony Consultant .... Marvin Rippolfson
|
|
Silicone Consultant ..... B.G. Brest
|
|
Japanese Gardening ...... Kurosawa Klippers
|
|
Spago Liaison ........... Tom Kaplan
|
|
Executive in Charge of Croissants .. Georges Bide
|
|
Executive in Charge of Pool Cleaning .. Gary Sweep
|
|
- The makers of this motion picture consumed mass quantities
|
|
of pizza, orange juice and water during the production. They
|
|
never used drugs and have no intention of doing so in the future.
|
|
Say "no" to drugs and have a long and happy life. Unless,
|
|
of course, you are run over by an RTD driver, in which case
|
|
you will have a short but happy life.
|
|
- Any similarity between asses portrayed in this motion picture
|
|
and real asses, living or dead, are purely coincidental.
|
|
- The Producers would like to assure that no animals were injured
|
|
in the making of this motion picture. Unfortunately, the same
|
|
cannot be said of some of our actors.
|
|
- But seriously, folks...
|
|
Any unauthorized duplication, distribution and exploitation
|
|
of this motion picture will result in criminal prosecution
|
|
and for all you video pirates out there, that means get your
|
|
hands off our movie or we'll come after you with a loaded gun.
|
|
- When in California, visit the Omega Studios. The tour lasts
|
|
only 30 seconds and is cheap, especially for blondes over
|
|
5 ft. 8 in. with blue eyes, who may win an intimate dinner
|
|
for two with the producer of this motion picture.
|
|
|
|
# This Is Spinal Tap
|
|
- Rob Reiner interviews all the members of the band.
|
|
|
|
# THX 1138
|
|
- Credits roll up instead of down, and are at the beginning of the movie.
|
|
|
|
# Top Secret! (1984)
|
|
- Focus Puller Tony Strachan
|
|
Clapper Loader John Fletcher
|
|
Focus Loader Jack Williams
|
|
Clapper Puller Tom Brown
|
|
Puller Clapper Joe Taylor
|
|
Clapper Clapper Edward Davis
|
|
Flipper Flapper Jane Thomas
|
|
- Hey Diddle Diddle The Cat And The Fiddle
|
|
- Foreez A Jolly Good Fellow
|
|
- This Space For Rent [ this is in the middle of an otherwise blank screen ]
|
|
|
|
# Tune in Tomorrow...
|
|
- The opening credits are read over the radio instead of being shown.
|
|
|
|
# Uncle Buck
|
|
- John Candy's voice shouts, "Wake up!"
|
|
|
|
# Viva Max!
|
|
- "all characters depicted in this motion picture except John Wayne are
|
|
ficticious and any similarity to actual persons....."
|
|
|
|
# Volunteers
|
|
- Tom Hanks' character has surname "Lawrence". Hanks saves
|
|
the village. As film fades to black for credits, a large
|
|
group of "volunteers" gather around Hanks. Just as black
|
|
for start of credits shows, chants of "Lawrence, Lawrence,
|
|
Lawrence..." are heard. Absolutely a tribute to scene of
|
|
O'Toole as Lawrence of Arabia marching across traintop
|
|
to chants of "Lawrence, Lawrence, Lawrence..."
|
|
|
|
# Wayne's World
|
|
- Wayne: "Right, excellent movie. All right!"
|
|
Garth: "Good one!"
|
|
[Fade in to Wayne and Garth on their basement couch]
|
|
Wayne: "All right. Well that's all the time we have for our movie.
|
|
We hope you found it entertaining, whimsical and yet relevant, with an
|
|
underlined revisionist conceit that belie the film's emotional attachments
|
|
to the subject matter."
|
|
Garth: "I just hope you didn't think it sucked!"
|
|
Wayne: "Okay, so thank you for coming. Good night and party on!"
|
|
Garth: "Party on, Wayne!"
|
|
Wayne: "Party on, Garth!"
|
|
[Fade to black]
|
|
- [Fade in to Wayne and Garth on their couch looking at magazines]
|
|
Garth: "You know, I don't think anyone's going to tell us when to
|
|
leave."
|
|
Wayne: "Yeah, good call Garth. Uh, I bet we're just going to sit
|
|
here and when they're finished they'll fade to black."
|
|
[Fade to black]
|
|
Garth: "I can't believe they did that."
|
|
Wayne: "I told ya."
|
|
|
|
# Wayne's World 2
|
|
- Wayne and Garth have to clean up after the Waynestock event.
|
|
They are supervised by the Indian who led them to Jim Morrison.
|
|
The Indian has a tear running down his cheek after looking at the mess left
|
|
behind.
|
|
Wayne (to Indian) : "Don't worry, we'll clean it up."
|
|
|
|
# Young Sherlock Holmes
|
|
- Old lady: "Can I help you?"
|
|
Man: "I'd like a room please."
|
|
Old lady presents register: "You sign here."
|
|
Man signs the name "Moriarty".
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