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From: ucfl@sunyit.edu (BladeRunner)
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Date: 20 Sep 93 19:08:58 GMT
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Newsgroups: alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Subject: Re: Please Share Your B&B Quotes (You asked for'em)
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In article <CDnnuv.K1o@lut.fi> turtiain@taipaani.cc.lut.fi (Tero Turtiainen) writes:
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>S118414@UMRVMA.umr.edu writes:
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>>Please share your quotes with me... mail me at s118414@umrvma.umr.edu.
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>>and remember... I don't like stuff that sucks.
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>
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>Hey, this sucks! I want 'em too!
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Well...huhhh huhh huh...here they...could you repeat the question?...huhhh huhh
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oh yeah...here they are!
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"Whoa. Is this like the weather channel?"
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"Yeah, eh heh heh, the forecast is partially cool."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"This is Joey Buttafuoco's theme song."
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Beavis & Butthead (about Winger's "She's only 17")
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"These guys are cool - for a bunch of mimes."
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Beavis & Butthead (about Kiss)
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"Drums, guitar and Death. They finally got it right."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Bootsie!"
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"Yeah, Bootsie's cool. Huh, huhhuhuh."
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"Bootsie! He's from outer space. Heh, henh, henh, henh."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Tattoos are cool."
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"Yeah, I wish I was born with one."
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"You're not born with tattoos, dumbass. You get them when you join the navy."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Is this satanic music?"
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"Naw. It's not cool enough."
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Beavis & Butthead (about "Devil Inside" by INXS)
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"I like to blow up lizards."
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"Eh heh heh, yeah. And I like to burn things."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Skulls are cool" - Butthead
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"The future sucks. Change it."
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"I'm way cool Beavis, but I cannot change the future."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Beavis, I thought you were daddie's little cutie."
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"Shut up Bunghole!"
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Beavis & Butthead (while watching Aerosmith's Ragdoll)
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"That's not funny, dumbass!"
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Beavis & Butthead
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"These guys are pretty cool - even though they're sixty."
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Beavis & Butthead (about Aerosmith)
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"I don't like video's that suck"
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Beavis & Butthead
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"I'm there dude."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Hey Beavis. Guess where his hand's been."
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Beavis & Butthead (about Germaine Jackson's video)
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"You're a man? Eh heh heh, I don't think so."
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"He's not even a boy."
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Beavis & Butthead (about Boy George video)
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"Calm down Beavis. You're gonna soil your drawers."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Where's the explosion?"
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"They never show the good stuff."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Whoa! It's the President of England!"
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"Yeah, she jams!"
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Beavis & Butthead (About Queen Elizabeth II)
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"Whoa! We're there dude."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Hey Beavis, let's pretend we're dead."
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"Yeah, eh heh heh, that would be cool."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Look, I'm strokin' my weiner."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"These chicks look like guys."
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"Yeah. That one's not wearin' a bra."
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Beavis & Butthead (about Nelson)
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"Hey Butthead, do you think I'm beautiful?"
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Beavis & Butthead
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"If you're not a cartoon,
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Stove gass will kill you."
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Beavis & Butthead (Disclaimer)
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"College music sucks!"
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"Yeah. I guess it's only cool, if you, like, go to college."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Everything I know, I learned from my Dad."
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"Yeah. Me too."
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"Really? You both have the same dad?"
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"We don't know. It's possible."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Hey Beavis, let's rock!"
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Beavis & Butthead
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"I wish this video had some explosions."
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"That would be cool."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"I wish this video had some explosions. That would be cool."
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"Heh heh henh hmm heh. It does have some explosions. Heh henh hmm."
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"Faries grant wishes. Huh huh heh huh hunh."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Hey Beavis."
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"What?"
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"Your butt's weird lookin'."
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"Shut up!"
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"Heh huh, kinda looks liek baloney."
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"Shut up!"
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Beavis & Butthead
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"He's smiling at you, Beavis."
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"Shut up, Butthead!"
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Beavis & Butthead (about George Michael in Wham video)
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"I hate words."
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"Words suck."
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"If I wanted to read, I'd go to school."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Hammers are cool."
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"Yeah, I like to take hammers, and just break stuff, just break stuff."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"She beat her carpet."
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"Yeah, we should do that."
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"Yeah. It looks cool."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"He's got a hair stiffie!"
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Beavis & Butthead
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"I peed in the gym once."
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"Really? Yer pretty cool Beavis."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Hey Butthead, what is teenspirit?"
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"You mean you don't know. Dude, then I'm not gonna tell you."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"This chainsaw is pretty cool. Pruning is cool."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"It's that dude! The Grim Rapper!"
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Rock! Rock dude!"
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Beavis & Butthead
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"If you play this stuff backwards, it says 'This sucks!'"
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Beavis & Butthead
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"His teeth are whiter than white."
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Beavis & Butthead (about the lead singer for Winger)
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"This is like a James Bond movie."
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"Yeah. They need that short guy, HandJob."
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"Heh heh heh, you said 'Job'."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Is this like an Irish Spring Commercial?"
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"A might bit stronger than I care to be!"
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Ah, such a manly soap!"
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"Ah, manly yes! But Beavis likes it too! Heh heh heh eh he heh heh heh!"
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"Shut up Bunghole! I'll kick yer ass!"
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"Heh heh heh eh eh eh heh heh heh"
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"Shut up, dumb ass!"
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Beavis & Butthead
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"You callin' me a liar?"
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"No ass-munch, I'm callin' you a waste of bum wipe."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Hey, we could get Butthead to sit on a glass and fart."
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"What's so scientific about that?"
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"Nothin'. Until you light it."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"The angle of the dangle is adversely proportional to the heat of the beat."
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"Whoaaa! You're pretty smart, Beavis."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"You asswipe! I was about to have a wet dream!"
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Uhh, I have an injury."
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"You do?"
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"Yeah, I have this great big crack in my butt."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"He complains too much."
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"You'd complain too if you sucked!"
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Today we're going to explore the world of hiku."
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"We're going to explore the world of getting high? Cool!"
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"No, beavis, not *high* *cool*, hiku--the haunting japanese form of 3
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line poetry."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"That was cool, huh huh
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when we killed that frog, huh huh
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it won't croak again."
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Butthead's Hiku for class
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"Huh huh, huh huh huh
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huh huh mmm, uh huh huh huh
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huh huh, huh huh huh.
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Beavis' Hiku for class
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"Very good! You both get A's for the day."
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Beavis and Butthead: <mosh>
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"Anything?"
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"Nope."
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"Are you sure you're lickin' right? uhuhuh."
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"Uhuhuh, yeah."
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"I don't get, it supposed to give you a buzz."
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"Ptui! Hmmmmm, tastes like chicken. Here toadie, toadie."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Are you the boys that spray-painted my dog?"
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"Uh, no, that was some other guys, huh huh."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Are your shakes real or are they made from shake mix?"
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"Yeah, heh heh hmmh heh heh"
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"I asked you a question, are they real or shake mix?"
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"Yeah, heh heh hmmh heh heh"
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"Look, where's your manager?"
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"Uh, huh huh, I'm an assistant manager."
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"I asked a simple quesiton, are your shakes real or made from shake mix?"
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"Uh, we have vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Uh... it's like free, I guess."
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"Heh heh, He's gonna eat a fried mouse."
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"And bugs."
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"And he's coming back later!"
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"I know where there's a dead racoon!"
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Beavis & Butthead
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"I hate when mimes get in your face and don't say anything."
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"Yeah, I usually kick them in the 'nads and they say something.
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Usually it's ooh...unh...aahh."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Try the morphine, it's excellent today."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Okay boys, what do you have under your clothes?"
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"Wouldn't you like to know."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Is he talking about humping a hound? Huh huhuhuh huh."
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"Heheh henh henh hmm heh. Yeah, that'd be cool. Heh heh hmm henh."
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"It would?"
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Beavis & Butthead
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Background: (flush of a toilet)
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"Butthead! Butthead! Come quick! Bare ass on TV!!"
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Trunks are cool. I wish I had a trunk."
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"Yeah. You could, like, fill a balloon with snot and throw it at someone."
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"Yeah, and it would get in their hair and get all sticky and they couldn't
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get it out."
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"Let's go buy some balloons, dude."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"I wonder how Axl Rose would feel if he got his ass kicked by a couple
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of 14 year olds."
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"Yeah, that would really suck. Getting your asses kicked by Kris Kross. Heh
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Hehheh, henh hmm, heh, heh."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"ruhruhruhruhrurhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruh!!!!!!"
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"Rurhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhruhrurh!!!!!!"
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Beavis & Butthead (Butthead trying to sing Ministry's "NWO")
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"Hey look, he's wearin' a drive-thru headset! Maybe he works at BurgerWorld!"
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"(picks up phone) Uhh, hello? I'll take a quarter pounder and a dozen chicks
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in tight shorts to go, please."
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"Heh hehehehhehehheheheh heheheh."
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"(simultaneously) huh huh huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh huhuh."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"Mr. Buzzcut! Mr. Buzzcut!"
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"Yes, Butthead?"
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"I can't do this assignment. I'm dietetic."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"We don't know how to take care of a baby."
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"Let's give it a bath."
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"I'm gonna slap you around like a red-headed step child."
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"Uh oh..."
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"You drowned it."
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"We'll never get to see it grow up."
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Beavis & Butthead
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"And so it is with utmost regret that I must report that our baby
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was stolen by gypsies in the night."
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"Yeah, sorry about that. Heh heh."
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Beavis & Butthead
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--
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*-* DREAM THEATER *-* PEARL JAM *--* STONE TEMPLE PILOTS *-* ARCADE *-*
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Images : ucfl@sunyit.edu | SUNY Institute of Z-ROCK at Utica/Rome
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Words : Christopher Lewis | "I'll ride the wave, Where it takes me
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Are You Calling Me A Liar? B&B | I'll hold the pain, Release me." - PJ
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