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The W.A.R.E.Z. Magazine
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iSSue #
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PART ONE--More iNFo oN THe WaReZ d00dz!
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PART TWO--REAL hacking is NOT...blah blah
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I have come across an interesting point about thoze HaRD C0Re WaReZ
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d00dz...AGAIN..heh these guys never stop..what the hell is their pro-
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blem? Anyways, there was this KID, 13, maybe 14 years old. I have
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a board that is dedicated to H/P..yet, SOME (very little) warez. Well
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this little fucker thinks he is hard core, and tells everybody that
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he can get ANY THING for anybody..Well, any f00l could tell that this
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l00zer getz all his WaReZ from friends. Hahaha, so, he claims that he
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is NOT a lamer. This idi0t was flamed to hell on a PD board! Now who
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the HELL does he think he is? So, anyways this dumby posts a few
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messages on my board..He had posted a message, "Hey my board will be
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up from ?pm to ?am..nobody better hack it though."
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0h, isn't that like a prime target now for some LAME hacker to hack
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the shit outta his board? (See part 2 for more info on a "LAME" hacker.
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So, this other guy who is really into h/p stuff mentions to this kid,
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"HAHAHA, do you think somebody is really gonna hack your board? That
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is NOT what hacking is all about."
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Heh, next this c00l wanna-be WaReZ d00d, replied and said,
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"FUCK YOU! YOU LAMER!"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH!!!! Is that a joke or what? Now
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what did the other guy say for that kind of remark to be said back?
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NOTHING AT ALL! That is a TRUE TRUE TRUE sign of those FUCKING lameass
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WaReZ d00dz! That is what you will see in the message bases at ANY
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warez board (if there is a "lamer" on that board) It is sorta funny,
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you see the message base topic as maybe "Feedback to Staff" or "BBS
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ADS"/ heh then you say hey, lets take a look at some bbs ads...
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READ MSG 1...
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From: c00l d00d
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To : Bob
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CD> FUCK YOU MUTHA FUCKIN LAME ASS SUNNA BITCH YO MOMMA IS SO FAT YOU
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CD> COULD USE HER AS A MEASURMENT FOR THE 2 MILE RACE AT A TRACK MEET!
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CD> JUST RUN AROUND HER!! THATZ RIGHT BiTCH..DonT FUcK WiTH ME YOU
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CD> PDBUTTFUCK! YEEEEAA, FUCK YOU! YOU ARE A LAMER! GO PLAY L.O.R.D!
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REPLY
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B> Um, shut up
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REPLY FROM c00l d00d
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CD> WHAT? FUCK YOU BiATCH! YOU WANNA FIGHT? LETS FIGHT YOU LAMER!
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CD> 3:00am at TOWER RECORDS STORE!
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REPLY FROM BOB
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B> YA! ok ill be there you shithead!
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REPLY from c00l d00d
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CD> Oh um *shiver* *scared shitless* hey i am really sorry if i said
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CD> anything to hurt your feelings..i wasnt having the greatest day.
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CD> Please, this doesnt have to end up in a fight..because i am a
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CD> c00l WaReZ d00d. I don't wanna make myself look bad by getting
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CD> my fucking ass beat in when all these people think i am HaRD C0Re!
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1 Day Later
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B> YOU FUCKING PUSSY! I thought you were hard core d00d! Go download
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B> for 30 days straight off the iNET..make a new lame couriering group.
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REPY From c00l d00d
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CD> YES SIR! Anything to be kissing your ass sir! I do not wanna get my
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CD> ass kicked!
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10 Days later
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NEWUSER LOGON: FRED SMITH
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From: c00l d00d
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To : Fred Smith
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CD> YOU FUCKING LAMER BLAH BLAH BLAH! GET OFF THIS BOARD YOU LAME ASS
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CD> PDBUTTFUCK!
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FS> Uh, if you didn't know, this is your grandma unercover checking out
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FS> things. Grandson, I thought we had a talk about using bad language.
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FS> I am 97 years old, but i can still kick the living shit out of you.
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CD> Oh i am so sorry grandma! I didnt even know who you were and actually
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CD> posted to the wrong person! Please forgive me!
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FS> Haha..shut the fuck up..this aint your granny you fucking "LAMER!"
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FS> If you were so c00l, then why the fuck would you think your granny
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FS> called here?
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CD> Oh, i am just having a bad day thats all..(for 20 times in a row that
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CD> a new user has logged on and had no handle) Please forgive me!
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FS> Lookout, i am at your doorstep! *BOOM!*
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CD> ah ew arghhhhh.....splat....
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c00l d00d died of being shot in the heart. His last words were :
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"HAND OVER MY COURIERING GROUP AND MY HANDLE TO MY SON.."
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"Oh ya, don't forget to finish downloading the rest of OS/2!"
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"BAHHH" (DIED)
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What a sad story of that l<-rad d00d eh? Well i am tired of writing and
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making jokes/storys about those lame l<-radz out there. But, there will
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be more issues to come! C-ya next time!
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