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--------------------* w0ol #3: gourmet food, gourmet boredom *---------------
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ok hi its w0ol again, i guess you probably have built up some type of
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hate for me by now so i just wanna say... PLEASE COME BACK TO ME!#% i
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love you!@!#, ok, now that thats over its on to...ta da! w0ol number
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three! or in roman numerals: ]I[, ok
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--------------------------------* go on *------------------------------------
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ok, today im gonna tell you about...my dads house!#@, *applaus* ok,
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anyway, my dads house is pretty big and stuff and uh, oh yeah, uh, i go
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there sometimes, and you know what? the food there is really good. its
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very good in fact, in fact its really really good cause if its not pizza
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(woo!) its something like shrimp or some other great thing i like, which
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is pretty cool, this is what the GOURMET FOOD bit means, ok, aside from
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eating i do other things there too:
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1) sit
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2) stand
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3) ask to use the computers
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4) do homework and misc sshit
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5) not sleep (which i do anyway, so its not that special)
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ok, youve probably caught on the teh gourmet boredom thing so ill start here
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-----------------------------* day at dads *---------------------------------
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my day at my dads starts like this, i wake up at about 5:15 (regular time
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for me to wake up) and yawn, then i say "FUCK@!#@!" when i look at my
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watch because i just fell asleep at around 5:00 or 5:05.. then i get up,
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take a shower, which i hate doing at my dads, for some reason, i dunno,
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its just like i hate doing it there.. taking a shower HERE is fine tho,
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ok, so i take my shower as quickly as possible to avoid getting clean,
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then i go downstairs and eat something, usually cereal, or if i can find
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something like a pizza ill eat that, or if i can find a peice of charcol
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ill also eat that, then i go "ugh" because i realize that i have nothign
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to do.. ok, so i ask my dad if i can use one of the like 3789 computers,
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he says no so i go "ugh" and sit down or read or somethign, now, then i
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wait, its like 5:00 (pm) before he goes "oh yeah they didnt have lunch
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yet" and ive already asked like 40 times to go to lunch BEFORE then but
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he was doing other stuff, ok, after all that stuff and we finally get
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somewhere to eat, most likely pizza, we order our food, the drinks (jug
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of soda of some sort) arrive and he only lets us have like a quarter
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glass before we get our food, then we can have drinks for real, isnt that
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dumb? ok, and then after we eat and get home i sit around for a few more
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hours until dinner, which i eat and then i sit some more and crawl
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upstairs and crawl into bed, where i promptly lie awake all night. wow..
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ok then i see the begning of sunrise eventually and look at my watch and
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go "ugh" and start to sleep and wake up, its cool... ok im done now,
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wait, you didnt read that did you? hah, you mustve eaten some gourmet
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boredom to have read it
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--------------------* you know what is cool? a knife *-----------------------
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uh ok readerperson...oh..yeah..i have one, wow, let me brag, its a boot
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knife!#@# its got blood grooves!@!#@ i could kill you@#@@! phear me!@!
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---------------------------* are you done? *--------------------------------
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yeah i think i am, which means only one thing
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-----------------------------* oh god no *-----------------------------------
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yep, HORRIBLE ASCII ART TIME!#@#@
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ok
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right now i dont have anythign to draw@
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ok
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ill draw my knife
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\/
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phear me
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no ill draw a clock
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_.,-~`'~-,._
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.------------------------.
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| | w0ol clock 5:00a | |
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`------------------------'
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ok
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hmmm heh oh yeah
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let me show you my bots motd.... here you go..........
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HD HD HP KYH HP YH HD
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HDdb dbHD HLK JH HL JH HD ZP
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YZ ZY YOOOOOY YOOOOOY HOOOOOI
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`` '' ~'~ ~'~ ~~~~~~~
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--------------------------------+ InDeX +------------------------------------
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this is so you can find them:
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#1: w0ol comes from sheep (nettle)
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#2: the elecrtic santa claus (nettle)
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#3: gourmet food, gourmet boredom (nettle)
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wow
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-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+[ people in w0ol ]+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
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nettle
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(thats all right now.)
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~_ email addresses _~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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nettle:
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nettle@nevermind.lag.novasys.com
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nettle@novasys.com
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nettle@nexxus.novasys.com
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well i guess thats it
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