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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛß ßÛÛ ÛÛ ßß º º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÜÜÜÜÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Issue #126 - 1/3/1998 º
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º ßÛÛÜÜÛÛß ÛÛßßßßÛÛ ÜÜ ÛÛ º º
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º ßÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛß º -[ Written By: Smack my bitch up ]- º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º Why College Sux º
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ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ1/4
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College sux. To borrow a line from Apocalypse Now, "The Bullshit in this
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place stacks up so fast, you need wings to stay above it all". Here you are
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bombarded with BS nonstop from every direction. To anyone who has seen it,
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the movie PCU is not very far from the truth. There are people here who would
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protest El Nino fucking up Winter, just for the sake of protest. An even
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bigger joke are all these minority groups around campus. They continually
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whine about how MSU and the white man is oppressing them. Yet, they get so
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much more shit than we do. They have there own minority aides, their own
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"Caucuses"(Which the university funds), shitloads more scholarships, and
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enrollment preference. If your black and can't get into college, it's only
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because you can't write(application). The university bends over backwards to
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give them every possible advantage, yet they still bitch and whine about how
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the University is racist. A fucking dog barks at a negro up here and it's
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because da dog wuz racist. I flunked outa school because i'm black and dey is
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racist. Speaking of "racism", the black caucus held a Black Power rally
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featuring Sista Souljah last year. Guess who paid for it? Student RHA taxes!
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How many of you think MSU would pay for a Northern Hammer Skinhead rally on
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Campus? Dont think so. The Black Caucuss is such a joke anyways. The
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University wastes all this money on the caucuses, just so they can all get
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together once a week to talk about how much they hate DA white MAN. But the
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black caucus does fill a needed void. What would we do without all the great
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Caucus cultural events, like "FaKe-ThA-FuNk 17" and the weekly Shit Contest.
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All the caucus members on my floor had weekly competitions to see who could
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leave the nastiest, smelliest, dirtiest shit in the communal bathrooms.
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he he dat wuz da bomb nigga. Meanwhile, the entire floor had to share one
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stall until the janitors came into clean it. There would be shit everywhere,
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all over the seat, toilet paper dispenser, floor, flusher, walls, etc. Now
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you know why i moved into a dorm without communal bathrooms.
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To top it off, everyone is required to take two years worth of classes that
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have absolutely NOTHING to do with their major. I am majoring in Computer
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Engineering, guess how many computer classes I have had in almost two years?
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One. Instead, I have been learning all this useless bullshit about civil
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rights, homosexuality and how communism is the ultimate form of government.
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Basically, you pay to have some moron professor ram his opinions down your
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throat. To even voice disagreement is enough to be marked down gradewise.
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The sad part is that a majority of students actually slurp this shit down like
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the sheep they fucking are. My own theory on why we have to go to these
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classes is twofold. First, to get more money for the university by making you
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stay there longer, and more importantly to insure that all the skilled workers
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of the country are brainwashed robots. In one of these classes, my professor
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stated that "This class teaches you how to think". YOU CANNOT TEACH PEOPLE
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HOW TO THINK, ONLY WHAT TO THINK!! The ability to think is something someone
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possesses or does not possess. When i mentioned this, he responded by saying
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if you don't like it, drop it. However, this course is required for every
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degree MSU awards. These dumbass professors are so fucking detached from
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reality. They sit in their ivory towers and try to theorize the rest of the
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fucking world when they know jack shit about it.
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And then there is the cost of "Education". I pay 2000 a semester for 15
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credits of classes. All of these are in a Lecture hall with 500-600 other
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people. This is a major pain in the ass, considering I can get a better
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education at a community college for a quarter of the price of Michigan State.
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I had a physics class this year where I had to learn all this shit on my own,
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outside of lecture or text to solve homework and test problems. If I am to be
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teaching myself, then what the fuck do I need to be paying them for? On top
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of it, only 10% of the math profs speak any English at all. For some fucked
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up reason, the university thinks that this "Diversity" is some kind of
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strength that enhances our education. But the Universities make their real
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money on Student Housing. At MSU, you are required to live in the dorms until
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you are a junior(55min credits). I pay 3 grand to live in a shitty 13x13 room
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and get 10 dogfood quality meals a week. My dormroom is quite large, most
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dorms are 6x9 feet. However these rooms are the same price. The meals come
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out to about 8 bux a piece, actually 1000 bux a piece cuz I don't eat that
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nasty salmonella infected shit. And unless you have a single, like me, you
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have to share this cramped living space with 1 or 2 other people. It all comes
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down to 800 bux a month(650 for a double or triple). For this amount, I could
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feed myself, lease a 2 bedroom apartment by myself and pay utilities. To top
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it all off, you have baby-sitters called RAs(Resident Assistants). These
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people are nothing but punkass narks who treat you as if you don't know how
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to wipe your own ass. The Government gives the Universities more than enough
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money to give all it's students a free education, yet they continue to rip us
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off as well as take our tax money. But what really pisses me off is that even
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though my parents wont pay for any of my "Education", I cannot qualify for
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financial aid as an independent. Therefore I can not get a grant or a loan.
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I bust my ass working 80 hours a week during summer, winter and probably
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spring break just too get enough money to pay tuition. On top of this, I have
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to somehow pay over 3 grand in taxes this April so that some dumb negro can
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go to college for free.
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The only thing that makes up for the above is the size and amount of parties
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here. College parties rock, or at least they used to. MSU and the city of
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East Lansing have done everything possible to destroy their reputation as a
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party town. From what I hear, this is now a nationwide trend. It is almost
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impossible to get alcohol or drugs here now. You can not even walk down the
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street on a Fri./Saturday night without being hassled or possibly arrested by
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the fucking police. While they have not totally destroyed the party scene,
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they might as well have. Before, you could walk down any street in East
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Lansing on a weekend and find several large parties. Now, there are only a
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handful, and they are all small, hidden and most of the time invite only.
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The number of Police on the streets has more than tripled, and no-tolerance
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BS is now on the top of their agenda. Nevermind rape or burglary, we got to
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keep these students from enjoying themselves.
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And then there are frats. Go to their parties, drink their beer, fuck their
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women, but NEVER NEVER join one. Joining a frat is like joining the army.
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They will tell you whatever you want to hear to get you to pledge. They will
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act cool, give you beer and/or drugs and in most cases get you laid. But once
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you put on that pledge pin, you are fucked. They will treat you like total
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shit for the rest of the semester. I know from personal experience. "We don't
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haze here", thats BULLSHIT. Next thing you know they will be trying to make
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you fuck a sheep. I get really sick tho with all the frat-bashing done by
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all the PC groups on campus. They don't bash frats because of the stupidity
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of them, they bash them because the membership is mainly "White A-S Males!"
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and supposedly elitist. The membership is made up of loozers who will take
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the most shit, not the el33t. If i was forming a frat, i would want the
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coolest people to be in it, not those who would fuck a barnyard animal to get
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in. Thats exactly what i'm gonna do, i'm forming the VaS house... whatever
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the fuck that is in greek. Were gonna have the hardcore pimps(to supply us
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with pussy), most fucked up trippers(drugs), LSDinsane techno DJ's(muzak),
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the el33test hackers(2 Hax0r OuR GrAdeZ d00dz!@!!) and the vas Black Shirts
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(2 kill off the other frats). W3rd! Despite being loozers, frats do provide
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a service by having lotz of wild parties. Its part of their attempt to gain
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members, but frat parties are usually better than most house parties. So just
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go to them and ignore anyone who talks to you about pledging.
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But what really pisses me off, is that society says we have to go to college
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or end up flipping burgers. If I stay in college, I am going to learn nothing
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more than I would at a 2 year Technical School, yet I would make a third as
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much money that way. It is so fucking idiotic and pointless. I swear, if
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I ever get into any position of government power, I would drop the bomb on
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this fucking school. w3rd!
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ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ»
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º °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° ]<-RaD Places To Find ALL The VaS Issues °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º ftp.umich.archives.etext.edu in /pub/CuD/VaS º
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º ftp.etext.org in /pub/Zines/VaS º
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º ftp.eff.org in /pub/Publications/CuD/Vas º
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º ftp.dto.net in /pub/zines/Vas º
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º VaS WWW HomePage http://www.sinnerz.com/vas/ º
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º The Crackhouse http://www.crackhouse.com.ar/vas/ º
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º The Floating Pancreas WeB BBS www.infected.com º
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º NE BBS's still around? Interested in being a dist site? Email us at º
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º vas@sinnerz.com º
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(C)opywrite VaS. If YoU RiP ThIs OfF wE WiLL FuCk YoU uP!
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[VaS] '98 - "FUCK YOU"
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