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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛß ßÛÛ ÛÛ ßß º º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÜÜÜÜÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Issue #97 - December 13, 1994 º
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º ßÛÛÜÜÛÛß ÛÛßßßßÛÛ ÜÜ ÛÛ º º
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º ßÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛß º [ Written By: TTP ] º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º The Final Solution to the Lamer Question º
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ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ
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The Final Solution to the Lamer Question by TPP
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Americas sudden fascination with the "Information Superhighway" is going
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way to far. Geeks are making a big deal about it know. They get dates
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througth the computer, and act like they are cool because they got AOL
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accounts. Now, this makes anyone else that has anything to do with computers,
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for instance Hackers and Phreakers look like total complete loozers, or even
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worse trendy ph4gz. Al Gore is one of the main people responcible for this,
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along with Bill Gates. DoWn WiD dA GoRe/GaTeZ REGiMe! They have lame TV
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shows that are unrealistic about us hackers like Super Samarii Syber Squad
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and SeaQuest. People Magazine even has it's own section called "CyberChat".
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All of these are dedicated to lamers. Yes, those who have grown and prospered
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since the old days of VaS when they cowered in phear. It is time to bring
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back the glory, take your area codes back. I know now that it is not just
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313/810's and 514's problem. Do whatever you can to make the term "hacker"
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respectable again. Remember, we are the elite of this computer "realm". We
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can do what the lamers believe is impossible. Here is a plan to take back
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your area code.
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1. Get Help from VaS. Anything to do with destruction of lamers is a goal of
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VaS. We can advise you further and help you with a few of them if necessary.
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2. Try to crash about 50% of all PD and WaReZ boards in your area. In most
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area codes there are lists of all the PD boards going around. Get one of
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these and see which sysops are the biggest loozers and crash them. My
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favorite method is a Stealth virus touched up with Norton Utilitys. Make the
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virus into a designer virus for that person. If it appears to be something
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they really want, they will run it, sometimes even more then once in a row.
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Like Sunt Zu says, know your enemy.
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3. Harras them. Pranks from lots of people seems to convince people that
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being /<-/<o0l isn't as cool as they thought it was. A favorite method is
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to reroute phone sex numbers to there voice line. They will get calls all
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fucking night from masturbating loozers, but this dosen't leave the "get out
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or else" message. This could even include messing up there house, blowing up
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there car or ordering them 40 different kinds of vibrators. But they would
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probably enjoy the latter.
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4. Kick there ass.
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5. Crash any large groups of them, like bbs partys. Poisen the food or
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triple the chlorine in the pool(most bbs partys are pool partys). They won't
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be able to look at a computer screen for monthes.
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6. If it is a WaReZ board, create a fake User ID on the board and tell the
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sysop you are a courier for RaZoR oR InC or some lame warez group. Look
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around there board and ask him if he wants to be a dist site. He WILL acept
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and procede to brag about it to everyone. Now, call up RaZoR HQ and tell
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them that this person has been making up stuff about them. They will use
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there s00peR WaReZ iNfluEnCe and get the warez fag "excommunicated" from the
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WaReZ CeNe. This could even start a war if the person was connected to
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another rival group. The best thing is, they fight each other for you.
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7. To try to get rid of all the newbie loozers that refer to AOL and
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Prodigy as the information superhighway, you can crash there UG's(id's set
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up for free mailing and messaging) and hack there accounts. Another
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possibility is to cutting the systems phone lines or rerouting there numbers.
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8. A lot of these "Anti-Hacker" PD sysops have Auto-Callback Validators.
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These things are meant to keep hackers out, but they are really an instant
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backdoor. You can't set it up to dial 911, because that won't work on any
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of them anymore. What you need to do is get your phone book and flip to the
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government section. Get the numbers for the local NSA or FBI building. The
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sysop will have a lot of questions to answer and luckily his computer will
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be seized(they do it to everyone).
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Also, there have been several lame trends appearing throughout the
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underground. It seems every person needs to have there own magazine that
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sucks, has only 5 issues and over 200 dist sites in every area code. These
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people write one article for each of the other mags so they can do a big
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sig like:
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CaPtIaN /<-RaD [ZOG/KIKE/JEW/ZION/kRaD/MaCk DaDDy/DaDDy MACk]
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Guys, it's getting really lame. Most of the things mentioned above i have
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actually done. Most of these techniques will also work on hp lamers, there
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are very few in 313/810 anymore, heh.
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