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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛß ßÛÛ ÛÛ ßß º º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÜÜÜÜÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Issue #96 - December 10, 1994 º
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º ßÛÛÜÜÛÛß ÛÛßßßßÛÛ ÜÜ ÛÛ º º
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º ßÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛß º [ Written By: Jeffery Dahmer ] º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º PhUn WiTh OlD Pe0pLe º
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You may be asking, why fuck with old people?, there so weak and pathetic.
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Why, because they are the biggest assholes in the world. We pay for there
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lazy asses out of our paychecks as "Socialist Security" and do they thank us?
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Fuck no! All they do is whine about everything young or middle aged people
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do. They whine about how the driving age should be raised to 25, yet i have
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seen little kidz that could drive better then them. And then there are those
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pathetic old people that let themselves get so weak they can't lift a bag
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with a 1/2 pound of lunchmeat in it (I work at a supermarket..). Being old
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is no excuse for being weak. There are some old people that are still strong
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because they exercise and are still cool and young inside, but they are few
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and far between.
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1. Steal there Socialist Security checks and watch them flip out. They will
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spend every second of there lives demanding that they get there cash. Don't
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Feel Guilty, They don't need it and they didn't earn it.. Your like Robin
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Hood!
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2. Steal a car from a MaC DaDDy HoMee G WiGGeR. They all got the BiG aSS
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B00miN BaSS SpeaKeRz. NoW PArK iT OuTsIdE the persons home and pop in one of
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the WiGGeRz Z00m IcE MC OG MoNeY GaNsTa T's tapes and set it on full blast.
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Make sure the windows are down and you got ear plugs, or else you might get
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paralyzed. Then take off. This also works on normal assholes, but old people
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really hate it. You could also substitute slayer, as most are religous, but
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that would waste a good tape. Don't feel Guilty, You stole the car from a
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wigger.
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3. Steal there pills and replace them with pill shaped cutouts of psyilocibin
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or LSD in liquid caps. They arn't going to be able to tell the difference.
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Don't feel Guilty, You just gave these people a good time for free!
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4. If you work at a Super Market and one is whining at you for something
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really stupid, like your hair length, fill one of there bags up with
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everything they bought that is really heavy. Then quickly fill up a few
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bags with light stuff and cover the heavy one up, cuz usually they check how
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much the bags weigh. Don't feel guilty, Your making them get some exercise,
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and it will hopefully give them a lesson in humility and they will not be
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such assholes next time.
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5. If they start whining to you about something lame like "MTV should be
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kicked off TV!@!", tell thim something to the effect of "YEah, MTV sucks!
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Those corporate jew bastards play lame trendy music. They need more satanic
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death metal and punk shit". Don't feel guilty, you were agreeing with them.
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6. Put some Nitro-Glycerin in there gas tanks. Now they will actually drive
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the fucking speed limit for a change. Don't feel guilty, you are helping
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traffic and they will get to there destination a lot faster.
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7. Kidnap one of them and drive them out 10 miles away from there home. Drop
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them off there naked. Make sure it is Winter. Don't feel guilty, they used
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to walk home naked through 40 miles of snow, so this should be a walk in the
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park for them.
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8. Steal there goofy looking clothes that no one in there right mind would
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wear and throw them in a pile. Soak this with gasoline and light it. Don't
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feel Guilty, they need new GOOD clothes, and you were just reminding them.
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