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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛß ßÛÛ ÛÛ ßß º º
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º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÜÜÜÜÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Issue #92 - May 29, 1994 º
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º ßÛÛÜÜÛÛß ÛÛßßßßÛÛ ÜÜ ÛÛ º º
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º ßÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛß º -[ Written By: Slymentra Hymestra ]- º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º Beginner's Guide To LSD º
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Welcome to another installment of VaS. Boldly moving on in 1994. Wow,
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we sure have been around for a while eh? Amazing how long people will tolerate
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a magazine that is as utterly pointless as this. Anyhow yes we are back
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(again) and well, If you feel that you are capable of writing a decent issue
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of VaS we would be glad to hear from ya. Just get in touch with Studmuffin
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somehow (I suppose on one of our MANY support sites heh-heh) and let him know.
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VaS is already an established group with no guidelines, once you write an
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issue, you are a "member" for life, so to speak. Think of how k-rad all your
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friends will think you are when you told them you wrote for one of the few
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e-mags ever to reach that elusive 100 issues mark (Ok - so we're not QUITE
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there yet, but very close). Anyhow, enough rhetoric, let us progress to the
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fine article you expected.
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Okay, so ya lucked out and managed to find yourself a hit of acid (or
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two or three or whatever). First of all, buying LSD can be a bit risky since
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most of the acid floating around these days is extremely weak (75-150 mics per
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dose). I personally like to pick up 3 or 4 hits at a time, this way you can
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usually be assured of a fun trip even if the acid itself is not that strong.
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This also assures that you should experience some mild hallucinations. If you
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need to store these particular items for any length of time, I would strongly
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suggest wrapping them in tin foil and placing them in your freezer as the lsd
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will slowly deteriorate if exposed to air (don't ask me why - im a tripper not
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a chemist). So anyhow here you are, taking your LSD. The best way to do this
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is to simply place it on your tongue for about 10-15 minutes, then swallow it
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(however if its really cheap, and not on blotter paper, it will turn to mush
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in about 2 minutes so just swallow it then).
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Well, you have about half an hour to 45 minutes to take care of any
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last minute details while still in a straight mind, or to get to wherever you
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want to go (although I strongly discourage driving anywhere - especially far
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away - because you may be in for a bit of a shock when you get bored in an
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hour and really can't drive back). I usually take this time to hide all knives
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and other dangerous objects that I may be prone to use on myself or others at
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later times. This is not the time to realize that you have to be at grandma's
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house in a couple of hours because you're gonna be pretty fucked by then. This
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IS the time to make sure you have a trusty friend on his way over (trust me -
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tripping out by yourself can REALLY suck, especially if you start to have a
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bad trip). Anyhow, I'll let you figure out what you want to do here. If you're
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hungry this is a good time to cook yourself something, you dont want to try
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that later.
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Ok the time is approximately 1 hour after you took the acid. You
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should definately be feeling a little strange. After about another half hour
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to an hour everything will seem to take on a shiny look, the trees will
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sparkle, everything will seem really nice. By this time you should be peaking
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visually, so this is the time you will really enjoy the most. Here are a few
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ideas of what you can do now to have fun:
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[1] Go to the park. Last time I tripped out, my girlfriend and I
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walked up to the local park after we took it, and started to trip
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right as we got to the park (about a 45 minute walk). This is fun
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on a sunny day, just looking at the clouds and trees, it sounds
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pretty lame, but it is really fun, you will see some interesting
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things in the clouds.
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[2] Go to the arcade. There are certain games that just become a
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million times better when you are on acid. Most of these will be
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the ones that you sit down in and they move around (like
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Afterburner), or the race car simulations can be rather fun.
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[3] Go to the supermarket. This may also sound stupid, but if you go
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to one of those huge, brightly lit supermarkets with mirrors all
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over the ceilings and such you will really have a fun time.
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Walking down the aisles and aisles of cans and jars really will
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blow your mind.
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[4] Go to an amusement park or a fair. But this is only if you are
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really feeling suicidal. This is better at night with all of the
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lights going around.
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[5] Its always fun to go to the fireworks displays while tripping,
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they always provide maximum visual pleasure. I would not advise
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setting off your own fireworks though, it could have some
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unpleasant results.
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[6] Go to an 'alternative' dance club. I have found a few in the
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Detroit area that are a real treat to go to on acid (most are open
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very late). The lights and loud music might drive you insane,
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but it will be fun and you can also score some females.
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[7] If it's in the winter, go sledding. This can be really scary,
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because unlike the amusement park, you aren't on a track and
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could end up with a tree impaled in your face. If there aren't
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any decent hills around your house, try a golf course, they
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usually will have a decent man-made one or two somewhere.
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[8] Sit down with some art supplies and just start drawing things.
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Its fun to draw things while trippin and then look at them the
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next day, I used to paint a lot (until I somehow ate half a tube
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of paint) and you can have some real fun mixing the colors. Be
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sure to use lots of bright colors - they are the most fun.
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[9] And if all else fails, sit down in front of your computer and
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write an issue for VaS. When you are tripping, you can really
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write some amazing things.
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Well anyhow those are some basic suggestions for your visual peak.
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Anywhere from 1 to 8 hours later this sensation will wear off, and you will
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find yourself instead having very strange thoughts that you won't understand.
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This is quite normal. Sometimes it can be fun to talk into a tape recorder - I
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once made up some story about "tree people" when my friend was driving me
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around - these things just come to your head and you will actually make sense,
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in a strange sort of way. This also is usually the part where you want to go
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to bed because you are tired and you can't. This can really suck, I have had
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times where I was still up at 8am , not hallucinating, just sitting there
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bored like I have never been before unable to even comprehend what sleeping
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is. You may also feel a bit ill. These factors depend on the amount of
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methamphetamines and strychnine (yes, rat poison) that have been cut into the
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acid. I have only thrown up on acid once, and that was enough. After puking my
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guts out into the toilet (or so i thought) my puddle of vomit proceeded to
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smile at me and start laughing at me. As long as you dont mix alcohol with lsd
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you should be relatively safe though.
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Now it's the next day. You didn't get any sleep last night and you are
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feeling totally drained of all thought & energy. This is quite normal. You
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will need a day or two of rest to rejuvinate your body. If you really enjoyed
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your trip, you really need to wait several days before doing it again. For
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some reason, if you take 2 hits one day, it will take 4 hits the next day to
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get an equal effect. Generally, the longer you wait between trips, the more
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intense they are.
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As for flashbacks, I used to get them when i took 3 or 4 hits every
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other day, but they aren't anything that I would consider "bad". You will just
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be sitting there staring at your ceiling and it just may start starting back
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at you for a few moments and you will get that strange metallic taste in your
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mouth like you did when you first took the lsd. There are many theories as to
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what causes flashbacks - I think it's just your body's way of saying "hey,
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remembere this? Lets do it again".
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Well, thats about all the basic information I can give you on this
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subject. Hopefully you will find this information useful, it is based on
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several years of experience. This way you can impress all your "lsd virgin"
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friends with your knowledge of how to trip. And if you already trip a lot you
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probably know all this and are sorry you wasted a download credit getting this
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file. So have fun on your trips, If you have a really interesting one write it
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down and send it to us, I'm sure it would make a better VaS issue then this!
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