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º ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Ûßßßß º º
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º Ä ßÜ Û Û Û ÛÜÜÜÜ º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Digest º
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º ÄÄÄ ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Û º Issue #86 - Released: August 8, 1993 º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄ ßÛ Û Û ÜÜÜÜÛ º º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º VaS Update: You Mean It's 1993 Already? º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º Author: Studmuffin ³ Official Size: 10,333 bytes º
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ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÏÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ
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Wow. Its great to be back after a 10 month vacation. You guys are all
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probably thinking that VaS is dead and that we finally died in many of the
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attempted letter bombings to our P.O. box but no... We are here... We are
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back... We are VaS...
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Anyhow I figured I would make this a bit of a compilation issue to
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get you back into the swing of things. First of all, lets take a look and
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see where some of our former VaS authors are today...
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Studmuffin: Well obviously I am still around. After experimenting with far
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too much pot, lsd, dextromethorphan, alcohol, nitrous oxide and other
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goodies I decided to buy a new modem and see what was going on. I put my
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board back up, improved it a bit and now decided to get VaS back going.
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Phreak_Accident: Well, the infamous author of "Basic Rape Techniques" is
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still around, he logs on locally every once in a while but spends most of
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his time sleeping or betting on horses at the track with me.
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Nocturnus: I figured satan repossesed his body during our little vacation
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but he popped up on my system once after I put it back up. Haven't heard
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from him since. So who knows.
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Stone Cold: After several interesting and informative articles on the
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internet he has apparently fallen off the face of the earth. His board is
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down <as is the case with basically all the old VaS sites>. Popular theory
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is that he was dragged away in the middle of the night by a yeti.
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Gandolf: He is still here, and calls my new system actively. I'm sure you
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can look forward to more informative articles from him soon <hint hint>.
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Hedbangyr: He is the other one who still calls my system on a regular basis.
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He continues to rave on about the importance of technical t-files and says
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that VaS shouldn't print so much 'babbling'.
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Public Enemy: He went on to become a famous rap group.
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Anyhow most of the other 'authors' were just various members of the
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group working under different names to confuse you. And it obviously worked
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because it confused me too.
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Now comes the big official VaS Index. This is especially helpful to
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all those sysops who carry the VaS collection and would like to know the
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proper descriptions to all the files and are too lazy to go figure them
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all out.
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File Name Size Description
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VAS0001 .ZIP 2944 VaS #1 - What To Do With Dead Parents.
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VAS0002 .ZIP 3200 VaS #2 - Some Easy Scams You Can Pull.
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VAS0003 .ZIP 2304 VaS #3 - Interesting Things You May Want To Know.
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VAS0004 .ZIP 2176 VaS #4 - Basic Vehicle Entry Techniques.
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VAS0005 .ZIP 3968 VaS #5 - Having Phun At School.
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VAS0006 .ZIP 2176 VaS #6 - Adventures In A Plane Graveyard.
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VAS0007 .ZIP 8192 VaS #7 - The SaTaN Series Part [1/3]
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VAS0008 .ZIP 1792 VaS #8 - The SaTaN Series Part [2/3]
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VAS0009 .ZIP 1920 VaS #9 - The SaTaN Series Part [3/3]
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VAS0010 .ZIP 7296 VaS #10 - GWAR "A.M.B.D." Lyrics Sheet.
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VAS0011 .ZIP 2944 VaS #11 - The Black Tribute Issue.
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VAS0012 .ZIP 3200 VaS #12 - Some Great Blonde Jokes.
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VAS0013 .ZIP 3840 VaS #13 - Your Guide To Color-Boxes.
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VAS0014 .ZIP 2432 VaS #14 - How To Fly In 10 Easy Steps.
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VAS0015 .ZIP 4608 VaS #15 - Merit/Michnet Hacking Issue.
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VAS0016 .ZIP 2432 VaS #16 - CRAZYDIR Trojan TP 6.0 Source Code.
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VAS0017 .ZIP 2944 VaS #17 - ORGASM Trojan TP 6.0 Source Code.
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VAS0018 .ZIP 2816 VaS #18 - How To Make A Slimjim.
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VAS0019 .ZIP 17792 VaS #19 - How To Ruin A BBS The Right Way.
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VAS0020 .ZIP 2432 VaS #20 - How To Make An Anti-Person Missle.
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VAS0021 .ZIP 2688 VaS #21 - Creative Killing Methods.
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VAS0022 .ZIP 2432 VaS #22 - Basic Rape Techniques.
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VAS0023 .ZIP 3072 VaS #23 - The WWF Wrestlers List.
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VAS0024 .ZIP 2304 VaS #24 - How To Make A Worx Bomb.
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VAS0025 .ZIP 2048 VaS #25 - More Interesting Stuff You Should Know.
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VAS0026 .ZIP 3200 VaS #26 - Phun At The Mall.
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VAS0027 .ZIP 2432 VaS #27 - Phun With BB Guns.
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VAS0028 .ZIP 2304 VaS #28 - Our Wigger Issue.
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VAS0029 .ZIP 3968 VaS #29 - Metallica "Ride The Lightning" Lyrics.
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VAS0030 .ZIP 2176 VaS #30 - God Is Fake.
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VAS0031 .ZIP 2176 VaS #31 - Phun At The Farm.
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VAS0032 .ZIP 2816 VaS #32 - Why We Should Destroy KFC.
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VAS0033 .ZIP 2176 VaS #33 - Whatever You Want It To Be.
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VAS0034 .ZIP 3328 VaS #34 - A Complete Guide To Lamers.
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VAS0035 .ZIP 3584 VaS #35 - How To Make ANSi Bombs.
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VAS0036 .ZIP 5120 VaS #36 - The Cannibal's Cookbook.
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VAS0037 .ZIP 3456 VaS #37 - Vanilla Ice Biography.
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VAS0038 .ZIP 2560 VaS #38 - A BASIC Virus Source Code.
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VAS0039 .ZIP 16256 VaS #39 - Basic Guide To LISTSERV.
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VAS0040 .ZIP 2560 VaS #40 - How To Make A Smurf Box.
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VAS0041 .ZIP 2816 VaS #41 - How To Cheat On Tests.
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VAS0042 .ZIP 22528 VaS #42 - Internet Security Report.
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VAS0043 .ZIP 8064 VaS #43 - MTE Virus Mutator Engine Report.
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VAS0044 .ZIP 9216 VaS #44 - Info On A FBI Phone Proposal.
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VAS0045 .ZIP 3200 VaS #45 - Truther Than Strange.
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VAS0046 .ZIP 2560 VaS #46 - Phun With Hair Dryers.
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VAS0047 .ZIP 3456 Vas #48 - The Adventures Of /<-aPTaiN ]<-RaD.
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VAS0048 .ZIP 3456 VaS #48 - Scumdogs Of The Universe.
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VAS0049 .ZIP 2304 VaS #49 - Record Club Freebies.
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VAS0050 .ZIP 2944 VaS #50 - The Complete History Of VaS.
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VAS0051 .ZIP 3712 VaS #51 - A Virus Update.
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VAS0052 .ZIP 3712 VaS #52 - Our First Music Review Issue.
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VAS0053 .ZIP 3968 VaS #53 - How To Access DOS From Telegard 2.7.
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VAS0054 .ZIP 2560 VaS #54 - How To Blow Up Airplanes.
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VAS0055 .ZIP 3456 VaS #55 - Neighborhood Terrorism.
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VAS0056 .ZIP 3584 VaS #56 - The World Of Pirating.
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VAS0057 .ZIP 2944 VaS #57 - How To Remember Things.
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VAS0058 .ZIP 2688 VaS #58 - The Real Story On "X".
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VAS0059 .ZIP 7680 VaS #59 - Spontaneous Combustion Story.
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VAS0060 .ZIP 6016 VaS #60 - The Real Story On The MoD Bust.
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VAS0061 .ZIP 3200 VaS #61 - Creative Torture Methods.
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VAS0062 .ZIP 5120 VaS #62 - More News On The MoD Bust.
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VAS0063 .ZIP 2432 VaS #63 - Some Good Security Books.
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VAS0064 .ZIP 2688 VaS #64 - A PeNiS News Flash.
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VAS0065 .ZIP 2816 VaS #65 - People VaS Salute.
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VAS0066 .ZIP 21120 VaS #66 - Santa's Logic Bomb
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VAS0067 .ZIP 3328 VaS #67 - Creative Revenge Techniques.
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VAS0068 .ZIP 3072 VaS #68 - Why I Should Be President.
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VAS0069 .ZIP 3584 VaS #69 - MoD Bust Recent Update.
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VAS0070 .ZIP 2432 VaS #70 - Phun With Super Soakers.
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VAS0071 .ZIP 17536 VaS #71 - How To Make And Consume Marijuana.
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VAS0072 .ZIP 3968 VaS #72 - Phun In Resteraunts.
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VAS0073 .ZIP 9344 VaS #73 - Meet The VaS Crew.
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VAS0074 .ZIP 2688 VaS #74 - Corrupted Fat Scrambler 'C' Trojan.
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VAS0075 .ZIP 8320 VaS #75 - ViSiON-X Crashing/Prevention.
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VAS0076 .ZIP 2944 VaS #76 - S0oPeR B0mB.
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VAS0077 .ZIP 4992 VaS #77 - How To Hold A Proper Satanic Ritual.
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VAS0078 .ZIP 3072 VaS #78 - Get Da' Access.
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VAS0079 .ZIP 39808 VaS #79 - Tymenet Information Pack.
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VAS0080 .ZIP 5888 VaS #80 - Creative Suicide Techniques.
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VAS0081 .ZIP 3328 VaS #81 - Fun Microwaving Small Woodland Creatures.
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VAS0082 .ZIP 4352 VaS #82 - Phun With Your M-80's.
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VAS0083 .ZIP 4224 VaS #83 - Proper Theft Techniques.
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VAS0084 .ZIP 3968 VaS #84 - A Guide To Killing Yuppies.
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VAS0085 .ZIP 3456 VaS #85 - Being A /<-RaD eLYtE DeWd.
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VASD-01 .ZIP 7552 VaS DiGeST - ISSue #1 - [09/11/92]
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VASD-02 .ZIP 19072 VaS DiGeST - ISSue #2 - [09/18/92]
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VASD-03 .ZIP 13824 VaS DiGeST - ISSue #3 - [10/09/92]
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VASS-01 .ZIP 51968 VaS DiGeST - SPeCiaL EDiTioN - iSSue #1
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Anyhow that's about it for this issue <I never said it would be an
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interesting one, but hey - its a release isn't it!> so ... You can now look
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forward to more VaS files cluttering the boards with our obnoxious sense of
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humor and poor grammar.
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Don't forget that since we are starting over we need a lot of
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distribution sites. Sure, you wanna be one. As long as you are willing to
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actually carry all the VaS files online and make them no-ratio and you aren't
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in the 313 area code you can probably be one. Anyhow that's all for this
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issue, We are always looking for new authors too, so if you know how to
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write, let us know! Be sure to call the new VaS HQ - Urban Discipline , It's
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over 7000 textfiles all at NO RATIO! And spread the word... VaS is back!
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ÄÄÄÍÍÍÍÍ[ VaS DiSTRiBuTioN SiTeS ]ÍÍÍÍÍÄÄÄ
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º Urban Discipline (313)464-1470 14.4 Studmuffin World HQ º
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º And To Reach us Via U.S. Mail, Send Letters To: º
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º VaS World Headquarters º
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º P.O. Box 530768 º
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º Livonia,MI 48153 º
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