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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Ûßßßß ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0082 º
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º Date Released : [09/02/92] Author: Grave Walker º
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º |=[ù]=| Imaginative Uses for Your M-8O |=[ù]=| º
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One of the most destructive firecrackers you can get your hands on are the
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infamous M-8O's. I believe all M-8O's are banned in the USA because people
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are idiots, and hold on to them while they go off or put them down thier
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pants, or something of that sort. Needless to say, one must be very careful
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while handling an M-8O, I am not responsible if your stupidy overwhelms you
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and you are still holding onto an M-8O when it goes off..
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On that note, lets discuss 'fragments', which will lead us to our first
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imaginative use. I have always been fascinated with Fragments - the idea
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of small twisted chunks of metal or iron screaming through the air at such
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a velocity that they will lacerate the very flesh of someone's body.
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Neat-0, eh?
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Fragmentation Grenades go way back to the civil war and such, and were proved
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most effective against plutheras of infantry and calvary divisons, in fact,
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a well placed Fragmentation Grenade could cripple entire units, sending
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them writhing in agony as hundreds of peices of sharp twisted metal took
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precious chunks of thier skin and threw it dozens of meters in all
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directions. Well, enough enticing and history, let's talk turkey:
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You will first need something that resembles a container, a soda pop
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bottle usually works the best (The small plastic kind). Now, get some
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twisted metal particles (For example: Nuts, Bolts, Misc Small Machinery
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Parts, Jacks [These are great], also if you can get a vice and bend pennies
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two times over to look like a stubby 'L' shape those are excellent, etc)
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Now the fill the plastic soda pop can with all kinds of metal machinery
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and it should be quite heavy. Now put in your M-8O and I will assume you
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all can make extended fuses, and then cover the M-8O again. You want the
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M-8O to be the at the epicenter of all the metal parts, this garantees
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a good scatter of fragments. Now light it, and get away, and possibly
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throw it behind some barracade.. This works great if you throw into someone's
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automobile, it does wonders to the interior, the damage is almost unrepairable.
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There is your basic fragmentation bomb, if you know how to make more powerful
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M-8O and can create them yourself, then you can get very wild. Improvise
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on size and metal parts.
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Now for the second part: M-8O does wonders with food and miscellaneous
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produce. If you really want to terrorize someones house, then get some
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sherbert ice cream, and put a hole in the side of the carton and put the
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M-8O in and throw it through thier window, ice cream will cover a good
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15 foot radius, then of course, melts, and in the latter, stains.
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In any case, get creative, I've found squash or a rutabega works great,
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as well half-gallons of milk. What's nice is, M-8O's are waterproof, so get
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those mega 3 liter bottles of PEPSi and you got a real good wet one,
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garanteed to saturate everything in the vacinity.
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You can even get most canned foods such as, Baked Beans, Chicken Noodle Soup,
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Even those Ragu Jars.. the possibilities are endless.
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There are lots of other ideas to utilize your destructive M-8O/Bomb horde:
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o Pools. They are pretty expensive - why not get a jar of paint at your
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local hobby store, and place the M-8O in there and viola. The process
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of diffusion works wonder, plus the power of the M-8O in someone's
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pool will send water 2O Feet into the air, and looks like some one dropped
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a depth charge in it.
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o Gutters. Ah, the process of drainage is so simple - yet complex.
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Throw an M-8O onto someone's roof and let it roll down, it will lodge
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into the gutter [avoid the dowshaft] and BLaM - the whole sytem is
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derailed.
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o There is your typical mailbox launching contest. But, some people say:
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"Rats, there is not enough time for me to drive away, and I don't know
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how to make an extensive fuse!" Well, then you are in luck: All you
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need is a cigarette, if you can not get a cigarette then you are an
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idiot. Now, shove the wick of the M-8O through the center of the cigarette
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and light the end of the cigarette, naturally. Now depending on how far
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down the shaft of the cigarette you put the wick, that will determine your
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time, usually it is like 5 whole minutes - more than ample time.
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Now, remember the cigarette should be horizontal and the M-8O standing
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vertical. Then mailboxes take their first flying lesson.
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o Distance. Some people like to hurl thier M-8O's great distances, like
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over houses and into adjancent backyards [perhaps aiming for a roof/gutter
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of some sort]. But it is hard to wind up and throw an M-8O becuase most
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people get nervous, and want to quickly release it. So, what you need
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is two people, and a good slingshot [like $5 at Meijer's]. Now have
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one person have the unlit M-8O and cocked in the slingshot and aimed, the
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other person will light it and then it will be released. A good shot
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goes about 5O yards, if you can get the arc right, but odds are the M-8O
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sometimes goes off in midflight.
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For some REAL fun, use the slingshot technique with someone's pool, but
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while they are having a pool party - old war veterans will think they are
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back in 'Nam.
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o If you are ever driving on the expressway, throw one in someones
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convertible, with some produce attached to it. Garanteed to get some
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highway laughs.
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Well, that is about it, I have always wanted to throw some at my garbage
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men, like into their vehicle. In any event, be careful, and I am not
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responsible for lost peices of your anatomy.
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Grave Walker '92
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