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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Ûßßßß ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û Û Û ÛÜÜÜÜ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Û ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÛ Û Û ÜÜÜÜÛ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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ÌÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͹
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º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0072 º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º Date Released : [07/27/92] Author: Studmuffin º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º PHuN In Resteraunts. º
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ÓÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĽ
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Welp here we are with yet another issue of this fine periodical called
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VaS. First of all, One of our Hq's - PoT BBS - is now down for good so dont
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bother calling anymore. The sysop will still pop in around every once in a
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while on LiVe WiRe but other than that we wont see much of it anymore.
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Also we are really looking for some good authors. VaS is no longer a
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'anything' magazine, but a magazine featuring articles on topics such as:
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Phreaking , Hacking, Anarchy, Virus Sources, Carding, Etc.
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No more music reviews or anything like that. If you have any knowledge
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of the above topics, perhaps you can contribute. Let me know on LiVe WiRe if
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you are interested.
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And now on with the issue...
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How many of you have eaten at a resteraunt, paid a fortune, and got
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really shitty food/service. Well now you will know just how to get back at
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these guys. I have quite a bit of knowledge on how they work as i have been
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working at resteraunts in the past 4 years.
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1] At the fine McDonalds and Burger kings who serve you vile bovine innards
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they consider hamburgers, we can have a bit of fun. One fun thing to do is go
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to the drive-thru, and put a big posterboard on it telling all persons who
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come thru to fuck off. Another fun thing to do is go up to the drive-thru, and
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fuck with the person on the other end of the mike. Loud screams are fun, you
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can talk in funny accents and get mad when they cant understand you, if you
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talk really really fast, they will surely screw up your order and give you
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more stuff than you really asked for. Or you can order like 500 bux worth of
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food, then take off and the guy behind you will be shocked when she hands him
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all this food and says that he owes several hundred dollars. Other fun things
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to do is to tell the retards who work there <McDonalds is a affirmative-action
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employer so they have to have retards ahahah> that you just saw Ronald
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McDonald run out the door and he better go chase after him.
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2] At the fine Big Boys who overcharge for their shitty food, you can almost
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always be assured of a free meal. If you go late at night or when its not
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really busy that is. Big boys always have you pay as you leave, but there
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isn't always someone at the register and you sometimes have to wait. If theres
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nobody there, obviously you jet on outta there. If there is someone, you just
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have each one of you leave seperately at 30-second intervals. If you are
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stopped, simply tell them the other guy is paying for it.
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3] At any fast food resteraunt which has a odd shape, you can usually find
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a few seats totally obscured from view of the counter. These are the places
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where you re-paint the walls with ketchup & mustard packets. We once popped
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around 50 of them all over the place and promptly left. Im sure they had fun
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with it.
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4] Another fun drive-thru trick is to wait until the guy bends over to give
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you your food, then have the person on the passenger side throw stuff in the
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little door right above him. The best thing I have found to throw is stink
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bombs, or lit smoke bombs. I suppose a half-stick of dynamite would also work
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well if you are crazy enough.
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5] Rodents and other small animals can do wonders for a resteraunt's reputation,
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as do EMS trucks out in front when you call 911 from the payphone by the
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resteraunt saying someone is dying because of the shitty food they serve.
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You can also put yellow ribbon across the doors and a small signed saying
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"This Resteraunt is closed due to health violations". That will certainly
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slow down their business a bit.
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6] Another fun thing to do is convince them to hire you when you are under-age
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and make copies of all your timecards , then call the state labor board and
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they will get quite a hefty fine.
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7] And remember, they key words to getting free food are "CONSISTENT COMPAINTS".
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Any resteraunt within reason will give you a free meal if you complain and
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bitch enough. If you are a bunch of kids it may be harder but if you are a bit
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older it works EVERY time at any resteraunt I have ever encountered <this means
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fast food & REAL resteraunts>.
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8] When you are eating at the resteraunt, be sure to spill as much food and
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break as many glasses as you possibly can. And be sure to overflow the toilets
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when you go to the bathroom. Another thing that raises costs at resteraunts
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is to take all their condiments. Once we went to the International House of
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Pancakes and drank all their syrup bottles and creme cups we could. Other
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places to get stuff are Taco bell, you can make off with thousands of taco
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sauce packets. Often you can steal crates of napkins, straws, and be sure to
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dump it all over the parking lot on your way out just to let them know they
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didnt just get used.
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9] Get a job at the resteraunt, sign up to work all day every day, or as much
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as you possibly can as far into the future you can and then quit the next day,
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be sure to pick lots of shifts that nobody else can work (Holidays are good).
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10] And if worst comes to worst, as a last resort, drink a bottle of syrup
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of ipecac as you are eating, throw up all over the resteraunt and run out
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screaming. This gets em everytime.
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Anyhow i planned this to be a bit longer but i ran out of ideas. And
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remember we need new authors.
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