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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Ûßßßß ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û Û Û ÛÜÜÜÜ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÜ Û ÛßßßÛ Û ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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º ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ßÛ Û Û ÜÜÜÜÛ ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ º
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ÌÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ͹
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º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter #0011 º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º Date Released : [05/18/92] Author: David Duke º
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ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ
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º Our "Black Persons Tribute" Issue º
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ÓÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĽ
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Hello Y'all, this file be dedicated to all those who be black and all
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dat shit word-em-up-homey. You may ask why would we here at VAS dedicate a
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whole issue to the second-lowest form of life on earth (Dont forget the
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japs), Well heh maybe after you read it, you'll understand...
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How do blacks catch sickle-cell anemia ?
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By licking the backs of food stamps.
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What's black foreplay?
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"Scream and I'll kill you!"
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Do you know why flies have wings?
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So they can beat the blacks to the watermelons.
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What do you have when two blacks are in a shoebox?
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A pair of black loafers.
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Why did the black man push his girlfriend away when she said she wanted to
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give him a blowjob?
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He was afraid it would mess up his unemployment benefits.
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Did you hear about the little black boy who had diarrhea ?
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He thought he was melting.
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What do you call three blacks sitting in a garden ?
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Fertilizer
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What do you call a black with an IQ of 150?
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Gifted.
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What's the difference between a pothole and a black?
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You'd swerve to avoid a pothole, wouldn't you?
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If Tarzan and Jane were black, what would Cheetah be?
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The smartest of the three.
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How do you get twelve blacks in a Volkswagon ?
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Toss a welfare check in the back seat.
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What do you call a black girl with no brothers ?
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Virgin.
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Hear about the new college fraternity called Sigma Jig?
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You have to have two blackballs to get in.
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Where do cocoons come from?
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M-M-M-Missisippi.
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What do you call lipstick for blacks?
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Mop'n'Glow.
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What do you call three blacks at a Klan barbeque?
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Charcoal.
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How do you make a black person nervous ?
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Take him to an auction.
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Did you hear about Evil Kneivel's cousin, Ku Klux Knieval ?
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He tried to jump over 17 blacks - With A Steamroller.
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What do you call 50,000 blacks jumping out of an airplane ?
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night
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What do you call 50,000 blacks in the bottom of the sea ?
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a good start.
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What do you call a black hitchiker?
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stranded
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What do you call two black motocycle cops ?
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Chocolate CHiPs
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What's big and white and lives on the bottom of the ocean ?
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Ku Klux Clam.
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There's a new video game called Black Man:
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It has two big lips that chase watermelons across the screen.
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Why does Georgia have blacks and California have earthquakes ?
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California had first pick.
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What happens when you put an Odor-Eater in a black man's shoes?
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He disappears.
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What is sickle-cell anemia?
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AIDS fo rspades.
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Why do blacks have sex on their minds?
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Because of the pubic hair on their heads.
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Did you hear about the new black French resteraunt?
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Chez What?
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Why do blacks wear white gloves?
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So they don't bite off the ends of their fingers when they're eating tootsie
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rolls.
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What did the black kid get for christmas ?
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my bike.
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Why shouldn't you hit a black kid riding a bike in the street?
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It's probably your bike.
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What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common ?
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They both have colored balls.
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What was "We 'B' Toys"'s number-one seller last Christmas?
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Cotton Patch dolls.
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Why don't sharks attack blacks?
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They mistake them for whale shit.
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Why do blacks call white people "Honkeys" ?
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Thats the last sound they hear before the white people run them over.
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What dfo blacks use for jock itch?
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Black Flag.
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What do you call a building full of blacks?
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A Coon-dominium
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How do you wipe out 250 black families?
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Blow up K Mart.
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Why can't blacks do push-ups?
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Their lips stick to the floor before their chests touch.
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Welp thats all we got for now, thanks to Blanche Knott and Maude Thickett for
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the great jokes...(They write the Truly Tasteless jokes and Outrageously
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offensive joke bokes).. And also thanks for making your books so small that
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they are very easy to steal.
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