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[ My Neighbors & I ] [ By Eric Chaet ]
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MY NEIGHBORS & I
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(c) 2002 by Eric Chaet
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I DRINK HALF REGULAR coffee, half decaf, & eat oatmeal, & sometimes
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eggs & toast, at the Farmer's Friend, at a crossroads called Tillman.
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Houses are being built there, rapidly now, streets being extended, crews
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digging along the concentric edges, laying sewer pipes.
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I sit at a counter, &, gradually, over the years, my neighbors - most
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of them dairy farmers or mill-workers - confide bits of information to me.
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Mostly, tho, they confine themselves to remarks about the weather, equipment
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& prices, & "clever" remarks at the expense of "the suits."
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One morning, I was talking with Ellison, a thin, bespectacled guy about
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my age, who, after milking his cows, often smells of the barn. Lately, he
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has told me about a water bottling business that he has started, using water
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from an artesian well that's been on his land all along. (He was born &
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raised on the farm, & returned to it after being drafted & fighting in the
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war in Vietnam - where his older brother was killed.) The price paid the
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farmers for milk has been so low, so long, that almost all the dairy farmers
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have either quit or diversified.
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Ellison says, "I can pretty well figure out how much has to come in
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each month.... I'm looking at this bill, & I say to Janey, 'This ain't
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right. What's this five thousand dollars for?' She doesn't know.... It
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says Promotion. Well, promoting WHAT? We're selling them bottled water,
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they're putting their label on it, & giving it away to good causes. It's
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got THEIR label on it. Nowhere is there any label for US. How do WE get
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promoted? We don't! 'Get on the phone & find out,' I said.
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"Lots of money for promotion. DuPont pays five million dollars to have
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their name on So & So's Nascar race-car. For a little label, this big" - he
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makes a rectangle with the fingers of his hands - "$75,000. And it's on the
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wrong side of the car, too. Who's going to see it? Ya know what I'm
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sayin'?
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"Lost a quarter of a million dollar account, because someone found oil
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in the water. Where did the oil come from? - they're checking for purity
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all the time, everything is filtered, all the filters are serviced all the
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time.
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"Turns out, it was from the bottles. They were heating up the mold too
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hot. Some of the petroleum the plastic's made of was leaching right thru
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from the outside in. We're filling the bottles with pure water. The oil
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residue left in the bottle - you couldn't taste it, but you could smell it."
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And the bottle company tried to charge him for the bottles, too. Good
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thing he figured out the codes, which show which shifts produced which
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bottles, including the bad ones.
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"I've already paid for the good ones," he told them.
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Meanwhile, he'd spent thousands of dollars buying new equipment,
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thinking, just maybe, somehow, his equipment was getting oil into the water.
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An oil-less compressor, for instance, $1,200 - & you have to take it apart &
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replace all the teflon parts once a year. It wears out, because - no oil.
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Alone, Ellison, too small, couldn't fight, wouldn't be believed.
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Together - another company had already spent $300,000 buying new equipment,
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thinking that the problem was just maybe with their equipment - they were a
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class. So, they could file a class action suit.
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"Ya know what I'm sayin'?"
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The company that sold Ellison the bottles sent him a nasty note, saying
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he was overdue on his payments, & they were turning his account over to a
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collection agency. Since his credit was now no good, other companies he
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approached for bottles wanted only certified checks, up front, before they
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would give him any bottles!
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But now that Ellison had a stronger ally, the company that sold him the
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bad bottles wrote to tell him they were forgiving the debt. Forgiving!
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The son of Ellison's veterinarian (the father died of cancer; the son
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has cancer, too, but he's still alive) needed some land to operate on. But
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they were charging $26,000 an acre. Ellison said, "How much land do you
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need?"
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"An acre."
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"Well, let's get 7."
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(Another time Ellison told me that he had invested in MCI many years
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ago, & the stock had appreciated so much in value that he was rich now. But
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Roy, the veal entrepreneur, told me that Ellison lies.)
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Anyway, Ellison says he bought the veterinarian's son 7 acres.
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On one acre is the new vet place, across the street from where they
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just built the brand new high school - the one that looks just like that
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school in Colorado, Columbine, where the 2 kids shot up their classmates.
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"You'd think they wouldn't want to build schools just like that one. You'd
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think they'd try to make things as different as they could figure out. Ya
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know what I'm sayin'?"
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Nine years later, Ellison sold his six acres at a quarter of million
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dollars each.
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"Ya know what I'm sayin'?"
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ANOTHER MORNING, another talk with Ellison at the Farmer's Friend:
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Seems that the recent arrivals from Mexico buy an animal from him
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occasionally - not a calf, but not a full grown steer or cow, either. They
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like them medium. They like to butcher them their own way. It's a ritual.
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It's okay with Ellison. He lets them use a piece of land, maybe 60 feet
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wide, about 175 feet long. They have a picnic, maybe once a month.
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Also, he sells them bottled water. "Once in a while, one of the
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bottles gets dented, or one of the labels gets put on the wrong side -
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otherwise, nothing wrong with it - ya know what I'm saying?
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"It's $10.95 for a 5 gallon bottle. But one guy paid the first time,
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then kept taking one a week for 5 weeks, without paying.
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"All these guys know one another. So I tell this one guy about the
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other guy who hasn't paid. 'I want to get paid,' I say. I say, 'Fifty
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bucks would straighten it out.' He takes out a roll, & peels off a 50. He
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says, 'I take care of it.'
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"A few hours later, he comes back with the empty."
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EARLY SEPTEMBER, morning fog, on Algonquin Road: I was noticing the
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corn.
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There was a khaki layer on top, then the bright green leaves & the
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amazingly sturdy stalk, with the "beard" - pouring out from the green leaves
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encasing the ear of corn - also khaki, mixed with green, about a foot or 2
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above the khaki-colored dried-out grasses at the foot of the row of corn
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closest to the road.
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"Good morning, Ted!" I shouted to my neighbor, who was climbing down
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from his small, old, blue tractor, amid his silos, vehicles, & sheds.
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Ted turned, & slowed down. I asked how the corn was doing - it got
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off to such a poor start: there was so much rain in the spring, the ground
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was flooded for most of 2 months.
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"Looks like it turned out pretty good," I ventured.
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"Not really," he said. "There's just little tiny kernels on the cob.
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We'll have to grind up the whole thing for silage."
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"The cows will eat it all?"
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"Oh, yeah. Not much hay, either, this year. More protein in the hay.
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Have to buy feed for protein."
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"I read," I said, "that the protein in the feed comes from slaughtered
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cattle that's cooked at a rendering plant, at 300 degrees. Somebody said
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that Mad Cow Disease is being spread that way, that the bacteria or virus, I
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don't know which, survives up to 360 degrees. Also said that Alzheimer's
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might be the human version of Mad Cow Disease."
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"I dunno," Ted said. "There've always been senile old people."
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"Yeah, maybe we just live longer, more of us, to get senile."
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Ted once told me that his father had started their farm, here, when the
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foundry he was working at, in Milwaukee, stopped operating during the Great
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Depression.
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He also told me that he'd been in the Navy in the 50's, and had been on
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a big ship that, during a storm, was in troughs, with big waves towering
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above.
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Hard to imagine: Ted is so relaxed, & he looks like he was born in the
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faded overalls he wears.
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"Say, Ted, what's that" - I held up 5 fingers - "brown thing on top of
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the corn plant? Is it like stamen & pistils, pollen? Is that what the bees
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go for?"
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"Well," he said, "the tassel" (he called it TAH-sel) "is the male part.
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The pollen's there. I don't think it needs any bees, tho. When it's ready,
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the rain knocks it down to where the cobs grow - that's the female part.
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You know, the corn silk, those HAIRS?"
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"Yeah."
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"There's a hair attached to each kernel on the cob. Those hairs were
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the female part of the flower."
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"Well, look," I said. "I can see that corn is GIANT GRASS - but what's
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the equivalent of the COB for REGULAR GRASS?"
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"It's not grass. When I spray, I kill all the grass, but not the
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corn."
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"Huh. It must be grass wed to something else. I'll let you get back
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to work."
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Ted headed back toward his tractor, & I resumed my walk on Algonquin
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Road.
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MY ATTEMPTS TO GET MY WORK INTO CIRCULATION, & to get paid, nearly
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always came to a big fat nothing. But I always managed to find some kind of
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work, &, since my spending habits were, essentially, spending nothing that
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was not required to exist - except occasionally to pay for some envelopes or
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postage, or coffee or oatmeal or eggs at the Farmer's Friend - I frequently
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had time to myself. Some of the time, I enjoyed - reading, working out,
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working on this or that song or story. But, frequently - what with all the
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construction going on around me - & everyone else, including Eileen, always
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at work, or talking about work, or shopping with what they earned at work -
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& almost never any recognition - or, if there was recognition, after a
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little while, I'd think, so what? the world is still being turned into a
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desert by the worst people squeezing everything & everyone dry - I'd feel
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pretty useless & ashamed of doing so little about it all.
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I tried not to get addicted to anything with too terrible consequences:
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I took walks, sometimes I watched a lot of television, I read a lot....
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Probably everyone thinks that the things that they do when they don't know
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what else to do aren't serious indulgences, with serious consequences, that
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everyone else's are worse. Probably the drunkard & heroin-addicts think,
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Hey, at least I'm not a general, addicted to battle, or a politician
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addicted to building up people's false hopes. But there were serious
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consequences to my indulgences. I was mostly alone. There was less & less
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chance that, by interacting with people, I would have a chance to right any
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wrongs, let alone advance myself. And I was getting used to the situation,
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that was the worst thing.
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IF CORN'S not GRASS - or only PARTIALLY grass - what is it? I wondered,
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one day, walking around outside after a few desperate hours of trying to
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achieve something - but what? - at my desk - & pacing around in the house.
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Corn has cones: kernels on a cob. These kernel-laden cones are the
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fruit resulting when FLOWERS are fertilized by pollen from tassels above.
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I looked around: gymnosperms (the evergreens: pines, spruces, cedars)
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are similar: there were dozens within sight, along the road, & beyond a
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field recently plowed under, on the golf course that's always so busy these
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days.
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The gymnosperms don't have flowers with PETALS, like corn's pale blue
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flowers. Their flowers are tiny, & clustered around a stem in a
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rude-looking, dull-colored cylinder, so that they don't look like what
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people usually call flowers, at all.
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When pollinated, they produce woody, spiral-toothed cones, with little
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nuts under each TOOTH, or WING, or SPROCKET, equivalent to corn kernels.
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Gymnosperms are woodies, whereas the corn - & grass - are herbacious.
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The gymnosperms don't have leaves, like the giant grass-blades the corn
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uses to gather in sun-light. Rather, the "leaves" are needles coming out in
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all directions from a branch (so that you can't grab the branch), or
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clusters of needles (2's, 3's, & 5's), or - in the case of cedars - green,
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over-lapping, ramifying SCALES, resembling FISH scales - tho the wrong
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color, & not on a finned, swimming vertebrate.
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The branches of the gymnosperms are mostly arranged - like the
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"sprockets" of the cones & the kernels of corn - in a spiral pattern.
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Tho some, like big White & Norwegian Pines, ramify, with major "forks"
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along the onward & upward road of growth, like the broad-leafed maples,
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oaks, birches, & elms.
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THE PRICE OF MILK. At the Farmer's Friend, Edgar sits down next to me
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- he seems to like me. He's kind of boyish - tho probably at least 10 years
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older than me, & with more mass than a boy. A little chubby, side-burns,
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open face, moves a little in slow-motion. He wears flannel shirts & jeans,
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& the same kind of baseball-type caps most of us wear, who don't wear suits,
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around here.
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He's talking about the extra cost of building a manure pit, due to 2
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government workers whose entire job is watching the 10 guys who are doing
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the actual work, to make sure regulations are being followed.
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I commiserate with him, but point out that, if the government didn't
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treat us all like we're cheaters, the cheaters would get away with building,
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for instance, leaky manure pits. But that, those of us who are honest are
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always being offended at being treated like cheaters, while those inclined
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to cheat are never offended.
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"They'd find a way to get away with it, anyway," Edgar points out.
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Another day, Edgar told me that he makes money buying & selling old
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Studebaker cars. He goes all over the country to pick up the ones he buys,
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using a trade paper, & fixes them up himself. His kids do most of the
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farming, now - tho he still helps out a lot.
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Today, he says that he doesn't have any money, but he has a lot of land
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- he sank whatever money he did have into it.
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"Probably worth a lot now," I offer.
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"Probably," he says, without enthusiasm. "When I started," he says,
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"we got $12 & something for milk. That lasted about 10 years. Since then,
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it's gone up & down a little, but it's been mostly where it is now, down
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around $9. Can't make any money that way. But it's a good job. If you
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like it.
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"For the first 30 years, my wife & I never took a vacation, or ate in a
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restaurant."
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He's eating, now, two eggs over hard, with "home-made" toast, butter, &
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coffee. He says he doesn't guess the price of milk will ever go up again.
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"Sure, it will," I say, "but not until they've driven all the small
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farmers out of business."
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Edgar grunts in agreement. "Then they'll be able to set the price," he
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says.
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IT'S BEEN MONTHS SINCE RON SAT DOWN NEXT TO ME - partly because I
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rarely get to the Farmer's Friend before 6 AM any more. He's a little man,
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hair cut short, t-shirt & jeans, pugnacious, wise-cracky.
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I doubt if he remembers, but the last time he sat near me, a few stools
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down the counter, he grinned & leaned toward me - where I was reading one of
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Immanuel Wallerstein's histories of the economic world-system & drinking
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coffee - &, acting as tho my reading a book was a cry of loneliness, said,
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"Aw, should I come over & keep you company?"
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"You can insult me just as well from over there," I said.
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Anyway, today, he sits down next to where I'm reading the local paper,
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drinking coffee, & waiting for my bowl of oatmeal, & starts by asking, "What
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have you been doing, Goldberg?"
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Goldberg's not my name. I guess he's decided that I'm Jewish - he's
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noticed that I read books occasionally - &, Goldberg is his name for a Jew.
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Why not? I think. And I start to tell him about my current project:
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I've been given 2 weeks to gather the information that will make it possible
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to certify (thru state & federal government agencies) a (sub-orbital,
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educational) space-port at Kickapoo, about 50 miles east of here, along Lake
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Michigan.
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I've been dragging my sorry ass around feeling sorry for myself,
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because I couldn't earn money, so - tho it's not my idea of the way I want
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to focus my attention, the pay is good - I'm feeling more confident than I
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have in a while.
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But Ron is already telling Janice - the gray-haired, always-dependable,
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& usually-cheerful waitress who has come to take his order - a joke, & what
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he wants to eat & drink. I realize, AGAIN, that he doesn't really care
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what I'm doing - it's just idle (& brief) curiosity, & impolite politeness.
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So I say, "What are YOU up to these days?" which most people would
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rather talk about - & I'd prefer to learn his business than tell him mine,
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anyway.
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"Well, I was going to do some roofing, but if it keeps raining, I don't
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know what I'll do. I guess move a truck-load of runny jam & too-solid
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peanut butter.
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"What do you do with runny jam & too-solid peanut butter?"
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"Sell it to people in the U.P." - pronounced YOU-PEE, meaning Upper
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Peninsula of Michigan - "for bear bait. Ran an ad in the paper up there.
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Doing pretty good."
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I also learn that the property he owns in Nicolet, where he & his wife
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have been selling "antiques" - old junk, mainly, from the looks of what's on
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display in the window - is all paid off, & that a doctor from Green Bay is
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interested in buying it.
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"Good thing, too - with me being just a couple of years away from
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retirement."
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He also tells me that he is now selling the "antiques" at a place in
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the mall in Appleton that he's been renting since February.
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I've finished the brief summary of national & world news in the local
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paper, & turn to the one page business summary.
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Ron glances at it. "Stock market's not going up like it was," he
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offers.
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"Nope, pretty steady now for about 6 months. How did you get in on the
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runny jam & too-solid peanut butter business?" I ask him.
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"Oh, my cousins at Carrothers Feed used to do it. But they don't have
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any storage space any more, so I took it over. I work for them, sometimes."
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Seems that when the manufacturers switch from making strawberry to
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grape jam or vice versa, sometimes a batch is too runny to sell, & that
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sometimes a load of peanut butter is kept in the freezer too long.
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"Very resourceful," I tell Ron.
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Ron has owned & operated a tavern on the edge of an Indian reservation,
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& built all kinds of things for a locally-owned chain of department stores.
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Then, for the last 10 years, he's re-modeled homes for dozens, maybe
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hundreds of people around here - a jack of all the building trades. He's
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got a lot of energy, likes to tease. He's so ornery & independent, I'd love
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him, if there was anything he aspired to beyond acquisition, & retirement
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from the effort of acquisition. And if he wasn't always trying to let me
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know - because he is getting more money than he ever expected to, & I, an
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idea-guy, anyway, have let it be known that I'm looking for work - that he
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is my superior, as a person & a man - as a getter.
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I LIVE ALONG THE BEAVER RIVER - so named by more than one of the tribes
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that are no longer here. The French explorers in the early 17th century
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thought the Beaver would lead them from Lake Michigan to the South Sea &
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China. It proved to be rich with otters, beavers, & fish. The otters &
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beavers are gone - beaver hats were all the thing in 17th century Western
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European big cities - & so are most of the fish - their reproductive
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processes disturbed by PCB's from the paper factories.
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Most of the people around here travel the roads on either side of the
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river early in the day, then around 5 or 6 in the afternoon, into & out of
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Green Bay and Appleton, working their pay-check jobs.
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THE ONLY PERSON AROUND HERE willing to pay me to do anything is Red
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Finster. He recognizes my intelligence, & I make it a point not to express
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my ideas, but to make it clear that it is my intention to use my
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intelligence conscientiously in his behalf. He's an irrepressible
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development booster - with a thriving ceramics business (his father ran a
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similar business in Cincinnati) that he mastered long ago. Except for an
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occasional big deal, the ceramics business bores him.
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Red originally hired me as an "executive assistant" - for 4 months,
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helping him form a trade association of companies in the state that were
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somehow, anyhow, involved in space exploration. He wouldn't put me on the
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pay-roll. I had to submit an invoice every two weeks, as a consultant. So,
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after the 4 months, I told him that my job was done, & if he wanted me to
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work for him any more, I would be glad to - & I handed him a business card I
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had had printed up: I was now a consultant, & my rates would be a bit
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higher.
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Red has me researching space-ports, launch procedures, federal & state
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regulation & legislation, life-support systems, & helium-3 (a radioactive
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isotope on the Moon that he thinks will one day provide Earth with a lot of
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its electric power).
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I keep working at my songs, tho the market I once thought barely
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existed for the kinds of serious songs I was writing seems to have totally
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evaporated - &, anyway, I'm old now, & songs are sold to the young,
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performed by young musicians & singers. Celebration of youth--cynical
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pandering--seems to be mainly what is being sold--rather than any particular
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song. Except that the songs shouldn't interfere with making youths feel
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like they are the highest rung of evolution, without anything being required
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of them, mentally, spiritually, or - over a period requiring determination &
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endurance - physically.
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So my life hasn't turned out as I hoped. The dairy farmers would say
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the same. And the cows - what would the cows say?
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THERE WAS A POUNDING ON THE DOOR, & I ran downstairs to answer. It was
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Johnny, bright red blood running down his forehead, & off the tip of his
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nose.
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"Come in!" I said, & he did.
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We went into the kitchen. I yelled upstairs to Eileen, "Eileen!
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Johnny's hurt. Get lots of hydrogen peroxide, & come here!"
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"Sit down," I told Johnny.
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"I don't want to get blood on the rug," he said.
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"Sit down!" I said, & he sat down at the kitchen table, tho careful to
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lean in such a way as to avoid dripping blood on the rug.
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Johnny is one of the two reasons I agreed when Eileen decided to buy
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this house - which is big & plain & not especially attractive.
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Eileen was earning enough, by then, to get a mortgage & pay it off, if
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that's what she wanted to do. Since I was earning just enough to pay half
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the rent of our tiny cottage by the golf course - & sometimes not even that
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- she was only listening, to the extent that she WAS listening to me, out of
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kindness.
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"If you must buy a house, buy this one. You've got a river running
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just beyond the road in front of the house. And you've got a good
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neighbor. Good neighbors are precious."
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While Eileen was showing me around inside, trying, at least, to get me
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not to hate the idea of her getting us involved with a mountain of mortgage
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debt, & our moving (I'd have to spend money to print more business cards) -
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Johnny had come over & knocked, to offer any help he could, tho the realtors
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had warned him not to bother prospective buyers.
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The house had been built by his family, when he was a boy - he had been
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partly raised in it, & lived in it many of his adult years, taking care of
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his father.
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Johnny is tall & gawky & not sophisticated - eager to please,
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forthright, & handy. He always cuts the the lawn here - there is a lot of
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lawn. When he lived here, he cut it - & he has kept right on cutting the
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lawn since we moved in.
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"Is it okay?" he asks occasionally.
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"Okay? It's great! You're doing our work for us."
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He uses a gas-powered lawnmower, so we occasionally pay for some of the
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gas. When he wanted to buy a new mower, the kind you ride around on, we
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paid a third of the price.
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He didn't buy the kind his company makes - he works in a factory
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producing lawnmowers & snowblowers - he bought a competitor's model. He
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said they were almost exact equivalents, tho the competitor's model was
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designed just a little better, & cost only 2/3 what one of the kind he
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produces would have cost.
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Johnny's not terribly impressed with the management since "the old man"
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retired, & the son runs the company. Johnny has spent months at a time,
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traveling around - to warehouses in Detroit & Baltimore, for instance -
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fixing hundreds of snow-blowers, that had been paid for & shipped out, with
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defects that the purchasers complained about.
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"You can't do that - especially with all the mild winters, lately," he
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points out.
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Johnny lives on the land next door, & mows his lawn - there's a lot of
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it - & ours, together, several times a week. It's his main hobby,
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apparently.
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In the winter, he also snow-blows our driveway clear.
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Eileen put a compress with hydrogen peroxide on Johnny's bald head. He
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was fixing up his tool shed in back, & a plank from the roof he was
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re-building fell on his bald head, a corner gashing deep into the flesh. We
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drove him to the emergency room of the hospital.
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It was no big deal, kind of a pleasant excursion - the fields are full,
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just shy of harvest - & a chance to do some good.
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"Bonkus-on-nogginus," the young emergency room doctor joked after
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looking at it, briefly - & the wound turned out to need only a few stitches,
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& to have no serious effects. And Johnny had insurance, from work, that
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covered it.
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Last winter, Johnny had his feet operated on, first one, then the
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other. He was laid up for months - in the little house he & his brothers
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built out of two trailers, on the land next to ours.
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I visited every day, except a few days when one of his sisters kept
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him company. I fetched his mail from the post office 6 days a week, &
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occasionally bought him a quart of milk.
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We talked about the Green Bay Packers football team. He was reading a
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book about its famous coach, Vince Lombardi - a perfectionist, who led the
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team to several championships, against much better financed teams, from New
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York & Chicago, for instance.
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"He treated all the players equally - like dirt!" Johnny told me.
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Then he read a bunch of magazines about Arizona - put out by the
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Arizona Department of Tourism. Johnny sometimes goes to Arizona, with his
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brother, Bob, on vacation. He showed me some pictures of desert plants.
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And he told me a lot about his family - he has pictures of mother &
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father & brothers & sisters all over the place - old days in the nearby town
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& this neighborhood. "So much building going on around here now!"
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I'm terribly impatient - I always want to get to work - tho,
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frequently, when I have the chance to work, I find I can't do it, anyway.
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But I made myself stay at least ten minutes, &, often, a half an hour or
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more.
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And once a week, Eileen & I ate a meal with him, over at his place. He
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loved that.
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You have to love the guy. He certainly loves you.
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He has been working at the factory that produces lawnmowers &
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snowblowers for 30 years - tho all he ever wanted to do was be a farmer. He
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used to be truant from school - he'd be operating a neighbor's tractor all
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day. When the principal of the high school said something less than
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respectful about his family, just before he was due to graduate, Johnny
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threw a book at the principal, walked out, & never graduated. He's been
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working at the factory, ever since he came back from the Vietnam War, which
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he describes as "a farce," shaking his head, but without bitterness.
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The last day he was in Vietnam, he came closest to being in trouble.
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He was operating a radio - his job the whole time he was there - in a shed.
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A bomb went off right next to the shed.
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He'd had a relatively safe time of it, til then, working behind the
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lines. But just as he was leaving, there was no more "behind the lines."
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IT USED TO BE - after the Indians were displaced - Black Hawk War,
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1830's - that most of the people around here were dairy farming families.
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That's not so, any more - as a lot more people live here than used to, most
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of them working in the towns & small cities & commuting in & back. A lot of
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the dairy farms have failed, too. Both the market & government incentives
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favor big operations over the family farms.
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In any case, as I am speaking about my neighbors, I should say that a
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lot of my neighbors are dairy farmers & dairy farm families - but a lot of
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my neighbors, too, are cows.
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Most of them are black & white Holsteins, & they live pretty much
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penned up in small areas, adjacent to iron-red wood barns in various states
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of decrepitude - tho a few, more than 100 years old, seem still to be solid,
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& are regularly painted over.
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OCCASIONALLY, AN OWL flies by, low & purposefully, dull gray or dull
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brown, or some dull intermediate color. Or a hawk is perched quietly erect,
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or with its head tucked, asleep, on the dead branch of a tree, or on some
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weather-worn wooden fence-post. The hawk, also dully brown or gray, may
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have a slight reddish-tinge to the tail - in which case it's called a
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red-tailed hawk. Nothing flashy, tho.
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An eagle or a pair of them, high above, cruise by occasionally, letting
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out a kind of metallic cry, neither harsh nor melodic, either -
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other-worldly - easy to ignore, if you're busy, as something mechanical,
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maybe something to do with one of the freight trains that occasionally goes
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by across the river, or something to do with some farmer's equipment, or
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with some big truck moving to or from a construction site.
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The eagles fly very high. Sometimes you see them, flying silently by -
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sometimes, rarely, not much higher than the peak of a house, following the
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river. But sometimes, tho you hear their cry, you could look up for them,
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but they're flying too high, & you can't make them out - they're less than
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specks, part of a haze....
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You could be here for years: earning money however you earn it; paying
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for your house; paying your taxes; getting along as best you can with your
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spouse & family, & with your spouse's family; & the county, state, & federal
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governments, all the agencies; keeping the lawn mowed, oil or gas in the
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furnace, car running; hearing about the high school football team, &
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extension of the sewer lines to where, til recently, there were only dairy
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farms; reading in the paper about the ruinously low price of milk &
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ruinously high price of oil - & you'd never even know that the eagles,
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hawks, & owls are living here, occasionally moved to seek out & concentrate
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on one particular mouse, mole, or chipmunk - necessary to go on.
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