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Underground eXperts United
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Presents...
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[ uXu Index #37 - 04-Aug-00 ] [ By Bravemoore/The GNN ]
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____________________________________________________________________
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*
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* The intro. The Big Electron. It doesn't punish, it doesn't
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* reward, it doesn't judge at all. It just is.
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* And so are we. For a little while.
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* - George Carlin
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*
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* Despite hours and hours and hours of thinking, the uXu crew was unable
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* to come up with anything intelligent to write in this introduction for
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* release thirty-seven. We stared at the computer screen until drops of
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* blood started to form on our foreheads.
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*
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* Nevertheless, this release had to be put out. Something radical had to
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* be done. Therefore we hired Professor Common Sense from the University
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* of Customary Rationality to help us out. Professor Sense made the
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* following statement: "Dear readers of the Underground eXperts United
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* magazine (est. 1991). What the hell are you imbeciles doing? Reading is
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* a waste of time, words are a waste of space. The collection of concepts
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* accumulated by this insignificant irregular electronic publication will
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* not change anything in this world. Neither will you for that sake. You
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* are merely one out of six billion trivial human beings; i.e. you are
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* nothing, you are expendable. Leave progress of the human race in the
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* hands of faith (or at least those who know how to operate machines for
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* mass destruction). Do like everybody else: work, engage in sexual
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* activity, breed children, die. These are the only things you might have
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* a chance succeeding with in this gigantic world. Come on, be realistic.
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* Quit dreaming. Stop reading!"
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*
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* Still here? All right. Then you might want to examine the fourteen arts
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* of .txt written by nine good people we offer you in this release. When
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* you are through, you will know how it is to be in jail in Ghana, what
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* kind of people you meet if you hitchhike in the USA, why you might be
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* killed in an highway accident any day now, what Chomsky and Mander says,
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* how afterlife could be for someone who hates certain popular television
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* shows, how poetry should be written, and much more.
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*
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*
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* Get intellectually laid at <http://uXu.org/>.
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*
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*
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* Autumn leaves... uXu will not...
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* Bravemoore and The GNN
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* (anything) mailto:editor@uxu.org
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*
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Current uXu Writers
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.. Members and writers thru the last three releases ..
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Visit uXu.org For additional information on our writers.
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Name Specialities Status
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Bravemoore - Editing - Editor
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The GNN - Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction - Staff
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Eric Chaet - Travelling Eric - Contributor
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Duane Locke - Doctor with license to write - Contributor
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Laurence Overmire - Writes, acts and directs - Contributor
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Roz - Poetry straight from the heart - Contributor
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Russel Hallberg Jr - Reclaiming his rights - Contributor
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Kenneth Pobo - Insightful poetry - Contributor
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DIzzIE - Old School Right On - Contributor
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* Sevrin - Revealing by entertainment - Contributor
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* Laura Aurora - Love, Life and Lovely poetry - Contributor
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* Mark Phillips - Christian views - Contributor
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* Shane Jones - Explicit street poetry - Contributor
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* Simon Moleke-Njie - Brings terror from history - Contributor
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uXu Lifetime Honorary Members
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Name For...
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The Chief uXu founder, leader & long time uXu defender
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Ikonoklast Writing that great piece of work, Technophilia
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Leon Felkins His great and serious essays for serious people
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Eric Chaet Sharing his reflective and enriching life
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__________________________________________________________________________
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* I N D E X - Standard Releases 544 - 558 [04 August 2000]
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For the complete list of uXu files, check out our web or FTP sites, or
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send a mail to index@uxu.org or longindex@uxu.org
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No Title Author Size
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* [544] Godfather Dad Russel Hallberg Jr 6k
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* [545] Conveyor Eric Chaet 39k
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* [546] Yearning For A Fish And Gasoline Sevrin 2k
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* [547] Song Of A Bird Perched On A Rusty Gear Eric Chaet 33k
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* [548] We Did Not Whimsy Mark Phillips 2k
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* [549] People I Met Hitchhiking: Minnesota - Nevada Eric Chaet 32k
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* [550] Only An Angel Sevrin 4k
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* [551] Looking Back In Terror Simon Moleke-Njie 33k
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* [552] Cripple Quota Bravemoore 3k
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* [553] Collected What Nots Laura Aurora 4k
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* [554] Manouvers Far From The Front Eric Chaet 34k
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* [555] Old School Collection II DIzzIE 32k
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* [556] Central Ideas... Noam Chomsky & Jerry Mander Eric Chaet 5k
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* [557] Back In New York Shane Jones 4k
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* [558] uXu Index #37 Bravemoore/GNN 16k
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__________________________________________________________________________
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* I N D E X - Swedish Releases [04 August 2000]
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* F|r en lista p} svenska uXu-filer, skicka e-post till index@uxu.org
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Nr Titel Skribent Storlek
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[60] Anita Joseph 5k
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[61] 180 Papalagi 4k
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[62] Samlade Reflektioner - Vol. 1 Diverse/PPP 29k
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[63] Samlade Reflektioner - Vol. 2 Diverse/PPP 26k
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[64] Samlade Reflektioner - Vol. 3 Diverse/PPP 34k
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[65] Avtryck Joseph 5k
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[66] Kött Joseph 4k
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* uXu - Description Index
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Standard Releases
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/ \ / \ Underground eXperts United
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< uXu > Release Update #37
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\ / \ / Aug 04, 2000
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\ /
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v
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March August March August March August Releases 2000:
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544: "Godfather Dad" by Russel Hallberg Jr. This is a hazardous text. We do
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not know if it is facts or fiction. But we have reasons to believe that the
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previous file of this author (UXU-531) have had unexpected fatal effects. We
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no longer know if Hallberg is our friend or foe. All we can advice you to do
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is to keep away from highways and large trucks if you want to stay alive.
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545: "Conveyor" by Eric Chaet. This is a tale about a man working as a
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laborer in a warehouse in the Upper Midwest of the USA, with a lot on his
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mind (to say the least), a partner in northern Mexico - and a secret agenda!
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546: "Yearning For A Fish And Gasoline" by Sevrin. Poetry can be used to
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get your point across. Sevrin takes a look around him and tell you through
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this instrument what he is seeing. What is it? Read it! Comprende?
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547: "Song Of A Bird Perched On A Rusty Gear" by Eric Chaet. So you have
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not been exactly been awarded the Nobel Prize for your efforts, and you are
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at the very end of your resources. A contractor from whom you hitch a ride
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gives you a less than ideal job as part of a crew re-organizing the storage
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of tools in a factory, seventy-two hours a week. Are you going to live?
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548: "We Did Not Whimsy" by Mark Phillips. Death and dispair with a
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Christian twist. If you like your poetry with a ancient feel to it, but
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still something new to feast your eyes upon - this is what you have been
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looking for.
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549: "People I Met Hitchhiking From Minnesota To Nevada" by Eric Chaet. A
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true story about a light-hearted hitchhiker of a few thousand miles across
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the USA. Eric Chaet shares his experiences of an angry police man, western
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Americans and a French visitor. But what exactly is the ultimate aim of this
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long ride? Read and find out.
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550: "Only An Angel" by Sevrin. "... the room spins, and my blood pumps out
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across the tiles in a rhythmic spurt. I smile as the crimson crescendo of my
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life petters to a close. All is black, and I see a light. I know what this
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is! The afterlife!" (Ha! Get ready for a surprise!)
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551: "Looking Back in Terror" by Simon Moleke-Njie. Ending up in jail for
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merely six weeks might not sound all that terrifying to us spoiled people in
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the western world. But you will soon understand why the author of this text
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have all reasons for looking back in terror when he recalls what happened
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during six weeks after he had been apprehended at the airport in Ghana,
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Africa. This is indeed a very important text, and the uXu feels honored to
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have been selected for publishing it. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!
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552: "Cripple Quota" by Bravemoore. Defending the sanctity of human life is
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intellectually easy: you just have to assume that human life has untouchable
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value, period. Politically however, such a standpoint will inevitable have
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practical consequences. This text explores a possible future in which
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everyone must share responsible for all human life. Do you find it utopian?
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553: "Collected What Nots" by Laura Aurora. Laura is back, this time she is
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doing her poetry in English. She gives you five new pieces, just for you and
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absolutely nobody else. So feel privileged when you lean back and enjoy some
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healthy emotional brain tickling.
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554: "Manouvers Far From The Front" by Eric Chaet. Once again, powerful and
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important people are blowing up a lot of people far away. What if you have
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managed not to be drafted to participate in such madness, but still it makes
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you sad and approximately powerless? Why not visit a like-minded friend to
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try to amuse your spirits?
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555: "Old School Collection II" by DIzzIE. The first collection of good old
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school texts from this writer (UXU-533), turned out to be quite popular.
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That fact made the uXu crew jump to the conclusion that we must immediately
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put out yet another collection, to satisfy those of our readers that are
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crazed sociopaths whom only want to read about mischief, terror and evil
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madness. HERE YOU GO! TAKE SHELTER!
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556: "Central Ideas In Books By Noam Chomsky & Jerry Mander" by Eric Chaet.
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This must be one of the briefest introductions to books by two great thinkers
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of the anti-establishment, Noam Chomsky and Jerry Mander. Chomsky and Mander
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distrust what those who govern and what those who sell the glories of new
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technologies say, and the results of what they do. Short but to-the-point.
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557: "Back In New York" by Shane Jones. Four fresh and raw pieces of poetry
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for you. Shane will take you through New York, Canada, Africa. Prepare to
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walk through blood and strange bars. There are some black mosquitos here
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to visit you, by the way.
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558: "uXu Index #37" by Bravemoore/GNN. Come here folks, we got it all!
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Big files, small files, funny files, depressing files. To find out which
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file is what, feel free to thoroughly examine each one of the included
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text items and decide for yourself.
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The uXu Connection
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E-Mail - bm@uxu.org (Bravemoore, Editor)
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- gnn@uxu.org (The GNN)
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- hedge@uxu.org (Hedge)
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- knyttet@uxu.org (Knyttet)
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- chief@uxu.org (The Chief)
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FTP Sites - ftp://ftp.etext.org/ /pub/Zines/UXU
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Submissions - submission@uxu.org
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