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[ The Shunned Consultant ] [ By Eric Chaet ]
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THE SHUNNED CONSULTANT
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by Eric Chaet
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IN A ROOM AT THE MICHIGAN JOB CENTER, a couple of dozen men and women of
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various races - mostly poorly dressed, tho a few of us were dressed up for
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the occasion - the Indians long-haired - were filling out applications. I
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took one from a pile on the one upright table - among several which were
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upside-down, gray metal legs stiff in the air, artifacts of obsolescent
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actions - and began filling it out.
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I had to think back over jobs and periods between jobs - decades. I
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needed names of supervisors and addresses and phone numbers I had allowed to
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lapse from memory - I expected to have an established source of income long
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ago - from before many in the room had been born. I decided to account for
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only the last ten years or so.
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About another dozen people came in after I did, and began filling out
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applications, too.
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A large woman - pretty, but pasty, nervous face; clothes properly severe,
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but silky blouse under the blue blazer - looked up from notes, and spoke to
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us. She knew she had things to say that we would not like, she said. "The
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job - December only - will be ten hours a day, five days a week - or less,
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as you are needed."
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Ten hours times five days, I thought, beginning to calculate. Finally!
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Some money!
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"No beards or hair below the collar", she said. "Some of you would not
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be able to work the way you look now."
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My beard was long, my hair its longest ever - for the winter. Last year,
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we had had a month of twenty below zero. The pipes kept freezing. (I had
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used Viv's hair-dryer to thaw them.) There were WEEKS when I could not get
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warm.
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"You'll be wearing uniforms and representing the company, if you are
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selected. Research has shown that the public like our clean-cut, industrious
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look."
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"The job will definitely NOT lead to a permanent job", she added.
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She stepped thru a door, while we lined up against a wall, and waited to
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be called to go thru the door, to be interviewed, one after another. I was
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worried about the car - kept glancing at my watch. I had parked it in a
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two-hour parking zone. I could not afford a parking ticket. No need to
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worry, I realized after a little while - the interviews were only lasting
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about three or four minutes, each.
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When my turn came, the young woman - Eileen, she said her name was, and
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gave me a cold, limp hand to shake - asked me if I understood about the hair
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and the temporary nature of the job - and could I lift sixty pounds?
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I did. I could.
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"Why did you want the job?"
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"I have a consulting business. Money's tight. This job will help me over
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the hump."
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For a change, I thought, the truth - not quite so blunt as "for the
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money", but the truth - would not undermine my chances. It would work. It
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would have been a good lie to make up and use.
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Eileen said I would most likely be assigned to help the driver in the
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area where I lived. I lived on the edge of Mechanicsburg, which was
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gradually becoming part of Red Port. The Post Office called where I lived
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Red Port, already. She asked my pants size. She seemed satisfied, and gave
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me a slip of paper on which was mimeographed - very faintly - information
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about the next step.
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In the car, before turning the key to start it, I read that next Monday I
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was to call between 1 and 3 in the afternoon. If the number was busy, I was
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to keep calling. If I did not call, I would not be considered. Who was
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willing to jump thru hoops?
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Next Monday, I called. I had been selected, I was told. I was to attend
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an all-day orientation session, at the Celebrity Inn at the airport, 8 to 5.
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I would be paid $50, minus taxes, for the day. The money would be included
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with my first week's pay.
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Saturday, I shaved and bled a lot. I washed the blood off, and applied
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hydrogen peroxide. Viv gave me a haircut - I sat on a stool over newspaper
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in the middle of the floor - when I caught her between commutes. She was
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working twenty hours a week in Red Port, and going to school three days a
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week in Marquette.
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I kept the mustache.
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I looked much older than the last time - about fifteen years ago, when I
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was hunting for work in L.A., during the Stagflation - that I shaved. Still,
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tho my beard was gray, I was brown-haired on top; and my mustache was brown
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yet; so I was much younger-looking than before the haircut.
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At first glance, anyway.
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THE ORIENTATION MEETING was in a conference room, fluorescent bright, with
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the usual cloned furniture. There were about fifty of us. None of the
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Potowatomi men had been selected or decided to come. There were two Black
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men, one Indian woman with long black hair.
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Otherwise, the usual population of Red Port and the surrounding dairyland
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- black and white cows standing in mud, saw mills and pulp mills and power
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plants with tall stacks, woods and lakes, ducks and geese in the spring and
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fall - and descendants of northern and western Europeans.
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Eilieen led the meeting, showing us a video on proper lifting and
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customer-interaction procedures, leading us thru exercises which,
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unfortunately, involved obsolete record-keeping - using sheets of paper with
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boxes to check off and abbreviations, rather than the electronic boards we
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would actually be using.
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The young woman sitting next to me, noticing my admiration - she was
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slim, energetic, long blond hair, and kept reading pages of a paperback she
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had sneak out of her purse - thin arms tho; she could not lift sixty pounds,
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even once, I guessed - flirted with me more and more as the meeting went on,
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and her attention waned - arching her back and shaking her long hair loose
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for me, checking out of the corners of her eyes, to see whether I was
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noticing.
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"Call in each morning, for your assignment, or to be told there won't be
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an assignment that day", Eileen concluded.
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FIRST DAY, I CALLED, no assignment. Second day, no assignment. Third day, no
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assignment, and do not call any more, we will call you by 8:30 if there is
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going to be work that day.
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Each morning, I was waiting by the phone, at the counter by the stove,
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under the loft, in many layers of clothes - having worked out, eaten, used
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the bathroom - anxious whether, once I began, I could work all day without
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having to piss. (Pissing was becoming more and more problematic.)
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No call Thursday morning. I called about 9:30, asking how could I pick
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up my check tomorrow - payment for attending the orientation meeting - if
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there was no assignment tomorrow?
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But it seems that Eileen had neglected to fax in the paperwork on time,
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so our checks would be delayed a week.
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No work Friday, Monday, Tuesday.
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How would I pay the rent the first of January?
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Our little cottage - one room, with a loft, surrounded by cedars and
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pines, on the edge of a golf course across which the snowy wind blew - was
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my office and Viv's study, as well as our living room, bedroom, and kitchen
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- all one big room.
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I had six dollars in cash, for gasoline. There was no money for food. We
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still had some oatmeal, rice, canned fruit and vegetables, a few eggs, a few
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potatoes, and a couple of bananas.
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Viv was hardly prodigal, spending money - and she had more respect for
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what I did and said than anyone else. But no one else was indicating ANY
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respect for what I did or said. Even Viv discounted most of what I said,
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especially about practical matters, like not spending anything, since we
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did not know how we would get more - when it was so obvious that I knew less
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than everyone else about getting and spending money - even while she prided
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herself on being the one who understood me the most and was most
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supportive. I watched, without authority to forbid, her spending hours and
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hours on long-distance telephone calls (lots of laughter, which I had to
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admit was precious - but the cost!) each month. She loved to talk to her
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mother and daughter, both of whom had ended up in Minneapolis.
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FINALLY, WEDNESDAY, I got the call to meet a driver in front of a department
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store - The Grab and Go - on Main Street in Red Port - but not until noon.
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So it would not be a full day's work. Still, it was something.
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In the parking lot of The Grab and Go, I changed into the blue pants and
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blue jacket I had been issued, and put on a blue knit cap. I worked two
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hours with Paul Waube, a nice young fellow, maybe 25, inclined to joke -
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and, the first hour, with his supervisor - burly, hiding inside brown eyes
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that would not be met and a Hitler mustache - who hurried to each door with
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me, practically and sometimes actually running. "Release, rap, run", he
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said. "The three R's. Put the package down, knock on the door, and get back
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to the truck, before you have to talk to them."
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The big blue truck had shelves in the back, with some packages, most
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small and light, on them, and some on the floor. It was more than half
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empty. There was a little fold-down seat for me to sit on, and a safety
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belt. I would slide the door shut as soon as I got back into the truck - and
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we were off.
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Paul had planned our route in advance. He knew the neighborhood like I
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knew the factories and distribution centers in which I had designed and
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installed the racks and conveyors. He had been driving the route a couple of
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years, he said. At the end of two hours, Paul said we were done - and he
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dropped me off. As I expressed disappointment, he said to call in, that
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maybe I could be assigned to someone who needed more help. I said I liked
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working with him, but I would have to do that - I needed every penny I could
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get. He said he understood.
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In the mail, when I got home, was a check for fifty dollars, without
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comment, from E.A. Manuel, the Austin attorney who defends pariahs. Ten
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years back, had sent me five hundred dollars, after reading my article on
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labor-management relations in PACIFIC RIM (an article whose main effect,
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apparently, over the next few years, was to frighten off my best repeat
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customers) - to encourage my work. A couple of weeks ago, reluctantly, I
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had written, asking for help. I got back in the car, and hurried to the
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bank, to cash the check.
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NEXT DAY, I WAS BACK WITH PAUL, learning to use the electronic keyboard and
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laser scanner, as well as taking packages to the door, leaving them there,
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or, if necessary, in the back of the house, behind a bush, or with a
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neighbor - in which cases, filling out a slip and sticking it on the door -
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it had adhesive on the back.
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In the truck, Paul set up the next delivery.
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I had trouble registering signatures. After someone signed for a
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package, I had to press SIGNATURE, then type in the person's last name -
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but, of course, I did not know where each letter was on the board - so I had
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to look, and, meanwhile, forgot what came next - then press ENTER, then STOP
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COMPLETE - then, when a menu of choices came up regarding what kind of place
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I had delivered to, press 8. I got this sequence wrong several times. Paul
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was patient. I said I had never used the board before.
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"They didn't train you?" he asked.
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"They didn't have any boards at the orientation session", I said. "We
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used sheets of paper with boxes to check."
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He laughed.
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I said, "I wish I could do the signature business three times in a row."
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We were traveling all over Paul's section of town - mostly old wooden
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houses broken up into aparments for the St. Ignatius College students, or,
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off the main streets, far nicer brick houses and duplexes, and, on the bluff
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over the bay, ugly mansions with lots of beautiful trees, curved brick
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walls, tall windows, statues.
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I was getting out and delivering packages, filling out slips, avoiding
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icey spots. The weather was not bad, right around freezing - no sunshine,
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tho. Paul got out and made several deliveries in a row with me, showing me
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how to do the signature protocol. I was getting tripped up, because I could
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not get the hang of scanning the bar code with the laser - I kept aiming it
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wrong, so it would not register - and then, of course, I forgot the sequence
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of the signature protocol. Every time I had to press number or letter
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buttons, I had to search for each button - and my eyes would not focus on
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the symbols on the buttons - tho I was careful not to mention the eye
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problem to Paul.
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"I know how it is. You're not doing bad", Paul said.
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"Thank you."
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He was unusually considerate: he heard me say thank you: I saw it
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register. He kept telling jokes, when he could think of any. They were
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pretty lame - so were the ones I told - but he laughed at mine, and I
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laughed at his - which he said he was getting from sitcoms on TV - each
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appreciating the effort. And he began to try to learn something about me.
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I did not want to tell him I was a distribution consultant, or that my
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business had evaporated after I had published ariticles about the cruel
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folly of spending millions on state of the art equipment, while refusing to
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spend thousands training workers to do things more efficiently without ANY
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new equipment, or with only inexpensive upgrades - or on developing their
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morale by simply paying them a little respectful attention, or, more
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radically, sharing profits with them, taking into consideration their desire
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to thrive.
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The new global competition made it necessary to forget, for now, how
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operators of equipment were treated - that was the conventional wisdom,
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endlessly repeated, in speeches, broadcasts, print. If companies did not
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make profits and survive - while CEO's and shareholders socked away
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billions - workers would have nothing. There was SOME truth to it. You
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could not honestly say - damn it - that it was ONLY a screen for muscling
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everyone, who could not prevent you, out of your way at the trough.
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WHEN WE WERE DELIVERING TO APARTMENTS in houses near St. Ignatius, Paul
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said, "The doors aren't locked. The students don't lock them. No one would
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want to rob them. So we can open the doors, and leave packages inside."
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I said I understood, that I had been to college.
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Where? he wanted to know.
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"Washington University," I said, "in St. Louis" - not mentioning the
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others.
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He laughed. "St. Louis? I'm going there for a meeting for my church.
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Where are you from?'
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"New Jersey", I said.
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"You've traveled!"
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"Yeah."
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He wanted to know if I had a Christmas tree yet.
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I said, "My girlfriend got us a little one - she's already decorated it."
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That pleased him. Christmas trees were safe territory. He was confident
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about Christmas trees. He said that this year, he and his wife were getting
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an artificial one. Last year, they had used his mother-in-law's artificial
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one - but it was so tiny. Their house had a vaulted ceiling, he said. But
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this year, the mother-in-law wanted her tree back - and they wanted a bigger
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one.
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RIDING AROUND WITH PAUL, seeing streets and homes and yards I had never seen
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before, lasted two weeks, once it started - but most days I worked just two
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hours; only three hours one day of each week.
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I circled a newspaper ad about a job loading sixty-eight pound blocks of
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butter onto a Russian boat, at eight dollars an hour, and, Monday, drove
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into town. The address was in an area of big warehouses. I filled out the
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form, including a few problems demonstrating my ability to multiply and
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divide, and my understanding of decimals, percentages, and fractions of an
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inch. After I waited a while, a young woman took me into a little office,
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glanced at the form I had filled out, acted excited. I was special, she
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said. Would I like to do some lifting and carrying tonight, for $6.25 per
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hour?
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"Okay."
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She gave me my instructions. The work would be down by the docks - turn
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south just past Flo's....
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I looked at her without comprehension.
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"You know, Flo's - that tavern...?"
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"I don't know much about taverns."
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So she told me what roads to take, where to turn.
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I drove home and tried to get some sleep. I managed to doze off for about
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an hour. I fried myself some potatoes and eggs, and ate. Then I drove down
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there, and found a place to park. Gravel parking lots, taverns, big old
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industrial buildings - nothing being produced in them - broken windows,
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rusted old cars - tufts of blades of grass on hard dirt and poking up thru
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cracks in concrete and asphalt. A little old, dirty snow. Bits of broken
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glass. Beer cans.
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I waited in a room where about a dozen guys crowded together. A Black
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fellow, a few Chicanos, mostly blue-collar young white guys - joking about
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being real drunk. "So crowded in there, you had to go outside to change
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your mind!" said one, delighted at the joke - which was new to him. Others
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were talking about girl friends and wives...
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"How many hours you worked this time?"
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"Since noon."
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"Since ten."
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"Since seven."
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"Since 3 AM."
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It was going on 3 PM.
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A woman behind a counter hung up a phone, and shouted thru a door, for us
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to go down a hall. We did - to a big meeting room, with rows of plastic
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chairs. A small man with a clip-board, almost my age, told us a little about
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the job, and told us each to pick out a sweatshirt with the company logo on
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it, so we would be allowed in, where we would be doing the work.
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I picked out a shirt much too large, thinking that it would be wise to
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wear it over my other clothing, to keep warm in the night. Unfortunately,
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it made me look comic, not a good thing, among so many young men, to whom
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appearance meant so much, as their experience was so limited - who were
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looking for ways, anyway, to exclude everyone but themselves and those whose
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approval they craved most, those whose winning - among so much losing - was
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apparent to them.
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We were broken up into three groups - one each to work in Ashland, on
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Main Street, and at Fort Harrison. We new guys were shown how to lift,
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bending legs a lot, and keeping boxes close to the torso - and how to load
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four-wheeler dollies.
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I DROVE TO THE JOB - it was some distance away, thru parts of town I had
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never been in before - giving a lift to a sick-looking fellow, named Jerry.
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Jerry was, maybe, Chicano, maybe part Indian - with terrible-looking teeth,
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very thin. He said he delivered newspapers thirteen hours a week.
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We drove in a convoy - speeding all the way. If I could have afforded a
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ticket, I would not have taken the job. I had to keep up with a red pick-up,
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driven by a careless fellow guzzling a can of soda.
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We rushed - only to wait for a truck to arrive at the dock of the Ashland
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warehouse where, when we began to work, maybe ten women - who took a brief
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interest in our showing up - were operating computers and microfiche
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equipment in the midst of the boxes and shoved-together furniture. Many
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shelves were still standing, full of boxes.
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We unloaded the shelves, keeping similarly coded items together, putting
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them on four-wheel dollies or into 'speed packs' - large boxes with no tops.
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We used pads to protect the computer equipment, put one in each corner of
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the four-wheelers, plus one in the middle, on top. We rolled the dollies up
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into the trucks, as far forward as they would go, then blocked the dollies,
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which were inclined to roll backward, by stuffing pads where the wheels and
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floor met. Or, when we ran out of dollies on which to load, we removed the
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dollies and left the boxes in the trucks, and took the dollies back with us
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among the shelves. We worked fast, most of us, for about six hours.
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The regulars worked together, joking. We temps tried to figure out whose
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orders or instructions or suggestions to take. I tried to introduce myself
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to whomever I was working with. The temps were friendly enough.
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One fellow, O'Hallaran, wore a black and white Chicago White Sox hat. He
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had worked in a plant in Chicago, for twenty years, he said. Recently, it
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had shut down, and taken his pension with it. But he had been raised around
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here, and owned the land he had been raised on.
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"Slow down a little, hey!" he told me.
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But he had taken a liking to me.
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"There's better jobs than this around here, you know", he said. "If
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you're not too squeamish. The packing places are hiring. Think you could
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cut up steers and pigs?"
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The regulars were a little surprised I was so friendly. That is how I
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found out they were regulars. But they were willing enough to introduce
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themselves - except one big guy with a handle-bar mustache and his hair in a
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rubber band in back.
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"What's YOUR name?" I asked.
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"What's it to YOU?" he replied.
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Which would have intimidated me - as it was intended to - twenty years
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ago.
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And other mind games: young Scott, short, with long blond hair: "My
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father owns the company. I'm watching you."
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"That's good", I said. "You might learn something."
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One very thin fellow with an effeminate voice - I cringed for him - was
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staying in the truck, loading it very fast, picking up and stacking five
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boxes out of each four-wheeler the rest of us rolled in, while each fellow
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waited to take the cart back with him. He was working by far the hardest.
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"You're strong", I told him.
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"That's just will-power", he said.
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"Will-power's strength", I said.
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Later, I offered to help him stack what I brought in on a four-wheeler.
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"Any way I can help? Or am I just getting in the way?" I asked, as I held
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one box, the whole time he loaded - very fast - the five from the previous
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car, and the four others from my cart. I felt pretty useless just standing
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there holding one box, while he did all the work - but I did not want to
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risk knocking into him.
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"Get out of my way", he said.
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THE ENORMOUS SWEATSHIRT I WAS WEARING with the company logo on it - the
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words 'Huffy Transfer' on the side of a truck - made me look goofy - and I
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was regretting more and more not having taken a moment to make a better
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selection from the stack. I had thought we would be working out in the
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winter, and not freezing would be the problem. Instead, we were working
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inside, and I was sweating profusely.
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I was in the best condition of my life - I had been lifting weights, the
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prisoner's defense against fatal discouragement - whether the cell had bars
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or not - and I was enjoying the use of my muscles.
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When we had loaded everything, one of the supervisors - he wore a tie -
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showed up. I had never seen him before. He had two six-packs of caffeine -
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and sugar-laced soda. Since I was still dry after draining one, I drained a
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second, too.
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Then, separately or in pairs, we drove to where the rest of the equipment
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we were moving was - the Aristocrat Complex, a new office building with what
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was supposed to be a glamorous facade. I had never driven east along the
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river before - I did not know the industrial section, the run-down Asian
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residential area, the downtown. In fact, I had not driven in town, at night,
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before. Railroad tracks - hopper cars full of iron pellets from the
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Minnesota Mesabi Range, to the docks - ran along the river on this side.
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There were only a couple of places to cross the river, just two bridges from
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here to the Bay. There was no traffic.
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I figured I had find the Aristocrat Complex, eventually - Red Port is so
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small - after L.A. and the years of working all over the country. The whole
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situation was pathetically small - like sixty pounds: once a lot to lift,
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but no more. Briefly, I was confident and easy, enjoying the wonder of the
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silent streets, dark buildings, parked trucks, a lumber yard, and orange
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street-lamps, all in the bubble of the mellow light of a full moon.
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AT THE ARISTOCRAT COMPLEX, we went in thru the swank lobby - into which the
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regulars had jammed carts, pads, and boxes. A bubbly young red-head wearing
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a blazer and skirt, working at a counter, was flirting with still another
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supervisor I had not seen before - a tall, dark, heavy-set fellow, about my
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age, smoking a cigar.
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A bunch of us went upstairs in elevators, packed tight, with four carts,
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wedging ourselves in as best we could. We loaded mainly computers, from the
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sixth, seventh, and eighth floors - wrapping the central processing units,
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monitors, and keyboards - two computer sets from each cubicle - together.
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We grouped them by code: 3A and 3B together, 4A and 4B together, etc.
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Whenever the elevator doors opened, we pushed in carts with computers, and
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sent them down - and went back to fill more carts. Presumably, someone
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downstairs was pushing the carts thru the lobby, and loading the trucks,
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which were taking them wherever the computers were to be used.
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After several hours, the supervisor smoking the cigar showed up, to say
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that some of us were mixing things up. They were spending all their time in
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the huge new building putting one thing from a forklift in one corner of the
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building, putting the next item all the way across the building, and the
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next item back in the first corner, and so on.
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"If you think you geniuses are gonna get anywhere doing the job
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half-assed, think again. Better start doing it right."
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About midnight, a call for volunteers to go home, then to come back for
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another shift at 6 or 7. I volunteered, but others were chosen. The rest of
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us would work til 2 or 3, the cigar-smoking supervisor said.
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About 3, when we had finished two floors and several of us were hanging
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around waiting for directions with a couple of mid-level supervisors -
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regulars supervising temps - I said, "I was told I was to work til 2 or 3.
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This looks like a good time to go home, if that's all right." They sent me
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to the cigar-smoker. He looked at me funny, but initialed my card.
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"Tomorrow?" I asked.
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"No, we have enough guys. But you know you won't get paid until you turn
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in your shirt?"
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"Oh, I forgot about the shirt!" I said and took it off.
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"I don't want it now", he said. "Wash it, and turn it in at the place
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where you got hired, or you won't get paid."
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"You serious?"
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"Yeah, my wife has enough laundry to wash."
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He made a show of leaning against a wall, at his lordly pleasure and
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ease.
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What could I do? He was taller and heavier than I was, in case I felt
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the need - beyond merely toying with the image and the possibility - of
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feeding him his cigar. (I was strong now, so I had a new kind of
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temptation.) I struggled with the impulse, and also noticed: There is
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apparently no end to my capacity to be offended, in no matter how petty a
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way.
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I turned, and went out to the car, and began driving thru the early
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morning traffic - drivers on their way to punch in for the earliest shifts -
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brewing the coffee, baking the bread, delivering supplies. There would be
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more driving - spending money on gas, and time without pay - in order to
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collect the little money that would be left after income tax and social
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security and medicare and state tax.
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FORTUNATELY - FINALLY - A RESEARCH ASSIGNMENT came thru. Two campers in
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Wyoming, using a propane-burning device inside a tent, had died of carbon
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monoxide poisoning. Their families hired a lawyer, who sued the retailer who
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sold them the tent. The retailer - a giant department store chain - hired
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lawyers all over the country to build a case, to show that they were not
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negligent or liable.
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One of the lawyers hired an expert-witness in Seattle, who was referred
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to me by one of the attorneys for whom I had done research on a case
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involving a worker injured while using a certain kind of crane I am familiar
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with, while installing an overhead conveyor system - eight years ago. The
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expert witness in Seattle hired me to help him build his presentation. He
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would send me a five hundred dollar retainer.
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I went to retail outlets in Red Port and Hollandtown, to examine the
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features and warning labels of competitive tents - and propane-burning
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stoves - and called and wrote retailers and manufacturers of tents and of
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the nylon of which the tents are made and of camping stoves - and phoned
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federal agencies, and persisted until someone agreed to send me some
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information. I collected all kinds of sales literature and studies.
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It was frustrating work. People did not want to cooperate. There was
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nothing in it for them, except possible involvement in the litigation.
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After the first few weeks, I began to think I was going to be unable to come
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up with anything of use - a situation I had never run into before - and my
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self-esteem hit thirty-below.
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Toward the end of the two months I had, in which to find what I could
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find, I discovered a company in Vancouver that was importing, from China,
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ninety per cent of the camping tents being sold in North America. When I
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called its president, amazingly, he spoke with me, and filled me in on
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everything I needed to know, that I had been otherwise unable to find out.
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I wrote a twenty page single-spaced report on the obsolete old DOS-based
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IBM-clone - with the green, flickering screen - sent me by Seymour Fisch,
|
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the labor organizer, when he graduated to a better computer - and sent the
|
|
report by overnight express, to my expert-witness employer.
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WHICH IS WHY, when the frequently-delayed Russian boat finally arrived,
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I turned down the chance to work on it. First day, two of the butter-loading
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temps - I read in the RED PORT RADIUS - were overcome by fumes from the
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forklift, in the small space of the hold - and rushed by ambulance to St.
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Urban. I don't know who paid for their treatment. I read, later, that Huffy
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was fined $1,800, but that they appealed, and, two weeks later, the fine was
|
|
reduced to $180.
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I was able to send a check repaying E.A. Manuel, to pay the rent, and to
|
|
buy gas and more and better food. And to make the final - enormous - tuition
|
|
payment for Viv's college.
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The day Viv graduated we had twenty-three dollars left - but we did not
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owe anyone anything.
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