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Underground eXperts United
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[ The Investigator's Problem ] [ By Bravemoore ]
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The Investigator's Problem
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by Bravemoore
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It looked just like your average suburban homicide, until the first lab
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report arrived.
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The woman was found dead in her own apartment. Judging from the blue lines
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around her neck, she had been strangled with a cord, rope or similar. No
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obvious signs of struggle, but the whole place had been turned inside out.
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Clothes, furniture, home appliances and newspapers lay scattered in every
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room. This had though been done after or during the murder, according to the
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witness reports.
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BomDNA Inc. is proud to present the
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latest in anonymizing.
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Flood the tracks that your biological
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heritage make all the time. Saliva, sweat,
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skin fragment, hair, blood and even
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semen tracks can now be disguised to keep
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the prying eyes of private investigators
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and jealous wifes away. Don't let the
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tracks of nature hold you back anymore!
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Buy your own pocket size Private Anonymizer today.
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SuperBomb(TM) - Contains traces from at least one
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thousand people.
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AtomGenBomb(TM) - Contains traces from at least
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ten thousand people.
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HydroGenBomb(TM) - Contains traces from at
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least one million people!
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Also called "The Contaminator"
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Note: No synthetic DNA has been used in any of
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these products, only samples from real
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people, taken from real environments.
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It had come to the attention of the police that a new company was selling a
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brand new product, that was getting more and more used by criminals to hide
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their tracks at various crime scenes.
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Apart from other existing similar products, this company had gone through
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great lengths to improve theirs. They used cheap imitations of state of the
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art techniques to store biological samples without degrading and without the
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the need to keep it in a sterile container.
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Also, with these products there was no easy, if any, way to know which
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DNA samples were planted and which were the ones from the perpetrator. Why?
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The planted traces of human presence came from hospitals, hair dressers,
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public toilets, subways, trains and many other places where a lot of
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people use every day. Since it is possible to find DNA in very small
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samples, the company's claim to have products which include traces from a
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million people is sadly true.
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The investigator shook his head and seriously thought about his choice of
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career.
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LAB REPORT
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BRIEF
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Dust samples 1, 2 and 3 are contaminated. No. of different DNA found: 340.
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Skin samples A1, A2 and A3 are contaminated. No. of different DNA: 714.
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Saliva samples B1, B2 and B3 are contaminated. No. of different DNA: 228.
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All samples has to be done again.
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uXu #522 Underground eXperts United 1999 uXu #522
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http://www.uXu.org/ - info@uxu.org
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