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Underground eXperts United
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[ Modern Metaphor ] [ By Speed Devil Show ]
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Modern Metaphor
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by Speed Devil Show
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Think about it, if the Nerd Wide Web was an ordinary public library...
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... it would be impossible to get inside, as the whole place would be
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filled to the limit with idiots.
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... people would boast about their library cards, constantly informing
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their friends that they 'have library'.
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... the cafeteria would be crowded with blind people desperately trying to
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pick each other up, while secretly masturbating.
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... the coolest profession would not be to actually write books, merely to
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design their covers.
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... the populace would not take any interest in the available info, just
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wander around aimlessly and glance at the book's covers and references.
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... the police together with old folks would happily burn books they found
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to be 'indecent' in the 'general interest of the masses'.
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... 0.1 % of the shelves would be serious literature on science, history
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and fiction; 99.9 % would be dedicated to various forms of sex.
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... pimpled kids would run around and vandalise certain books, falsely
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believing that they are 'real hackers'.
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... the librarians would make loads of money, while the caretakers all
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died of heart attacks due to excessive work.
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... one would have to get down to the basement, go under ground, to find
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anything of interest.
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uXu #444 Underground eXperts United 1998 uXu #444
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Call INTERNATIONAL INFORMATION RETRIEVAL GUILD -> telnet iirg.org
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