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Underground eXperts United
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[ Chen ] [ By The GNN ]
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CHEN
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by THE GNN/DualCrew-Shining/uXu
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VISION FACTORY
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Charles Chen flipped through the television channels.
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"Garbage, garbage, garbage..."
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He eventually found a channel that appealed to him: "Dear viewers!
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Welcome to the win-whatever-you-want channel!"
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Chen put his feet on a magazine that was on the table, and leaned back in
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his couch.
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"Today's question, what you see is what you get, what is this?" said the
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host and held up a picture. Chen threw himself over the telephone. He
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dialled the number to the channel. A machine answered, "Answer?"
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"That must be elephant, torn to pieces", Chen answered.
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"Correct."
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Chen went live directly.
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"We have a winner! Who?"
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"Chen. Charles Chen!"
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"What do you want to win, Mr. Chen?"
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"A new life."
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"Consider a gun."
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Chen went back to his couch and considered.
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WORLD CLASSIFIED
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Charles Chen flipped through the magazine, looking for nothing special. The
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magazine never offered anything special, the reason why he always bought it.
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"Garbage, garbage, garbage..."
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A huge advertisement appeared on one of the pages.
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THIS IS WHAT YOU SEE
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WHAT YOU GET IS
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WHAT YOU WIN
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IS WHAT YOU WANT
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WHAT IS THIS
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Boiling with anger, Mr. Chen called up the company who had put out the
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provocative ad.
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"What do you mean? Are you insane?"
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"Consider it a bad joke related to your life."
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"Wow", Chen said, in spite of a better reply.
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Mr Chen hung up. He returned to his magazine. He noticed that there was
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a show on television he would watch later that night, The Win Whatever You
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Want Show.
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THE WORLD ACCORDING TO CHEN
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Chen bought a gun and a bullet. He was determined to kill himself. Nothing
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happened in his life. The salesman said: "Be careful with that piece, it can
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tear an elephant to pieces!"
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Chen nodded and left the shop. Did he ever do it? According to himself,
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yes. But some people said he just chewed and ate the bullet, and never
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returned to his couch again.
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uXu #415 Underground eXperts United 1998 uXu #415
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Call THE YOUNG GODS -> +351-1XX-XXXXX
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