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[ Why I Prefer To Be a Woman ] [ By Knyttet ]
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Why I Prefer To Be a Woman
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by Knyttet
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The number one reason: Women are smarter than men.
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Sometimes we pretend to be dumb, but that's part of the plan. One of the
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easiest ways to keep a man happy is to make him believe he is smarter than
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you. So, all you men out there, watch out when you meet someone acting like a
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bimbo. Especially if she is blonde. This colour of hair is just to make the
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man even more secure that this is a dumb, blonde, bimbo.
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The second reason: We are the "strong" sex.
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Have you ever talked to a man who is having a cold? I just wonder how they
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survive the winters. Women can have double pneumonia and still be up, running
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a home.
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The third reason: We give birth to children.
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Sure, it hurts but you men are really missing out on something...
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The fourth reason: A woman can do everything a man can
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A women can dress up in men's clothes, and people can say that she is
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"chic." I really would like to see the man that goes to a important business
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meeting in a dress. Sure, men can wear skirts - if they are Scottish. If I
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were a man, I would be really jealous seeing the women in the summer. Suits
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are very hot to wear in the sun.
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The fifth reason: A woman don't have to think about how she acts.
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A woman is allowed to act how stupid as she like, just because she is a
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woman. Women can talk about feelings without being teased for it from people
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of the same sex.
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I can go on forever and, because I'm a woman, I understand that you don't
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want to read more.
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But you have to admit that you are jealous sometimes. How many men you know
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are having multiple orgasms?
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