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[ Head Full of Chewing Gum ] [ By Knyttet ]
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Head Full of Chewing Gum
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by Knyttet
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Have you ever had the feeling that your brain is totally fucked up?
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Like your brain is just full of chewing gum?
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That you want to do and say something but nothing comes out?
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Well, nothing except rubbish.
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I just hate myself when this happens.
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I just hate it.
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And the worst part is, I don't know how to prevent it.
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I'm grateful for every piece of advice I get.
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Do you know how it feels, when you are really nervous about something
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important that's coming up, and your brain just disappears, or at least it
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feels like it?
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When you just meet Mr Right and you see him walking out of your life just
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because you couldn't get your brain in order?
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When you are supposed to talk in front of a hole bunch of people, like on
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your sister's wedding or something like that, and you just start to babble?
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I hate it.
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Famous actors often say in interviews that this happens to them all the time.
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I guess there is a big difference between them and me. I always seem to be
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stuck with the "chewing gum" in my brain, but you very seldom hear of famous
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people acting or talking like their brains are fucked up.
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I wonder what the secret is.
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It's not that I want to be famous, that's not why I would like to get rid of
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this feeling. No way!
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It's just that sometimes you are supposed to be clever, to talk in front of a
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lot of people. And at those times it would be handy with something against the
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"chewing gum syndrome".
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I have tried a lot of things that people had said to me would be good.
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*) Drinking water for example, doesn't work for me. It just puts me in an even
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worse situation, I need to go to the bathroom as soon as I start talking.
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*) Take deep breaths. Nope, just makes me feel like I'm going to pass out and
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this forces me to put my head between my knees. God, do you think I look
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silly or what?
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*) Taking sedatives. This was the worst I ever tried. My head still felt like
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it was full of chewing gum and the words that came out sounded like I was
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having my whole mouth full of gum too.
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I guess I will have to live with this problem, but if anyone of you have a
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cure for this, please contact me.
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