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Underground eXperts United
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[ How To Hack And Get Caught ] [ By Phearless ]
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How to Hack and Get Caught.
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Before.
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1. Always take notes of what you are doing. Keep handwritten notes of
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every phone number, address, password and name you ever come across.
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Date and time information next to the notes are especially
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recommended.
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2. Save everything you download, capture or type yourself. Never delete
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anything ever. Never try to structure what you have collected, just
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keep on creating new directories as you run out of spare entries.
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3. Never encrypt any information. If you should receive an encrypted
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document, be sure to have a plain text copy of it somewhere.
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4. Do not use any access control systems. They will not make your
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computer more secure anyway.
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5. Ignore your friends' warnings if they tell you that The Law is just
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around the corner, waiting to burst through your door.
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6. Any kind of backup media must be stored very close to your computer.
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7. Do not let the fact that you have been busted twice already for the
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same thing bother you. This time you will get away with it.
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8. Keep your diary very well updated about what you are up to. Do not
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forget any important details such as real names and their
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specialities.
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9. Keep copies of the documents you promised to burn after you have read
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them, just do not tell anyone.
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10. Any matter dealing with national security should be given the
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highest priority. Direct any questions to the local authorities.
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After.
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1. Confess when you are presented with the evidence, and deny only things
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you have not done. If you know who really did it, be sure to tell
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everything you know.
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2. If the police should have misunderstood anything in your notes, files
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or what you have said, be sure to correct them.
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3. If the DA should have forgotten any important parts in his case
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against you, make a list of them and send them to him.
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4. Do not ask for the presence of a lawyer.
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5. Plead guilty as charged.
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6. When you are asked about your crimes to society, be proud and talk
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loud and clear. Never act like you regret anything.
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7. Do not forget to tell that you are not into any kinds of drugs, and
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you were fully aware of what you were doing and what the consequences
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could be.
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8. Deny anything that might be interpreted as something nice you have
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done in your life or career.
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9. If you by some unknown reason should be found not guilty at the trial,
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immediately start babbling about how you are going to continue your
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dastardly crimes as soon as you get out of the court room.
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10. Do some serious cursing and attempt to physically attack the DA, the
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judge or the members of the jury, when you have been given your
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sentence.
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A bonus hint;
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11. Wear a T-shirt in court saying "Screw the Judge", "I commit crimes
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because I love it", "I don't give a crap about the law" or something
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similar.
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Finally, a word of advice;
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When you get out, purchase a kevlar west and a heavy side arm.
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Never contact your old friends and move out of town as quick as you
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possibly can. Quit the computer business and lay low for a decade or so.
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