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Underground eXperts United
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[ Ripmax Top Tenners #2 ] [ By Ripmax ]
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RiPMAX PRESENTS :- TOP TEN ISSUE #03
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TOP TEN WAYS TO CAUSE HAVOC IN MCDONALDS RESTAURANT
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1. Get some of the ice they always put in to your drink and crunch it up
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in to small bit. When a bit is small enough to fit into a straw, blow
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through the straw firing across the Room. A few mates on either side
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of the store and your set.
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2. Nearly everyone hates McDonalds Pickles! They are so rubbery and stick to
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lots of different objects! Especially good on Windows, Doors and People,
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but hey why stop there? Food fights with tomato and beetroot go down
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well also!
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3. Another favorite of mine is the McDonalds plastic spoons. Get a chocolate
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sundae, get some in the spoon, pull it back and let go! Sundae all over
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the other side of the room, over your mate, some poor bastard that you
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don't even know, better still over a McDonalds worker.
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4. Annoying other customers can also be good. McDonalds want there customers
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to eat and relax in Peace. So a few loud conversations, Belches, Farts
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arguments never go astray. Take a walkman with speakers play some Death
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Metal or Rodney Rude.
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5. Walk in and ask for a Whopper and a Bacon Double Cheese Burger. They
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either tell you to piss off or say something like that's Hungry Jacks
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(Burger King).
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6. Walk in and ask for 10 complimentary cups of water. This was actually
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done by a me and nine mates. We also got 1 cup of coke, we pissed them
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right off and then the ice fight ensured our speedy departure.
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7. Wear a "I ate at Mcdonalds and lived to tell about it" T-shirt.
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8. Drop a six pack of beer and a pizza on the counter that you had consumed
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a few hours earlier that night.
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9. Set a smoke bomb off in the toilets. This gets you either kicked out or
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given to the cops! (If your caught)
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10. Get some Ice cubes from your Drink and place them on the floor around the
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counter area so as the people leave with their food they slip over and
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lose the lot.
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RiPMAX PRESENTS :- TOP TEN ISSUE #04
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TOP TEN PHRASES HEARD AT A RAVE
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1. What are you on Tonight?
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2. Gimme a Hug.
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3. Seen any D's around tonight? ( D = Police Detectives)
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4. Anyone got any Bulbs?
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5. Damn the water is Expensive here.
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6. Who is this DJ?
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7. There is too many bunnies at this Rave.
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8. Who's got some more Extra? (Extra is Sugarless Chewing Gum)
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9. I've had a good time from what I can remember.
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10. If we wait in this line any longer the drugs are going to wear off.
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I HAVE WRITTEN THIS TEXT PURELY FOR INFORMATIVE AND HUMOROUS PURPOSES.
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- THIS FILE DATED : 30/MAR/1994 -
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uXu #197 Underground eXperts United 1994 uXu #197
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Call THE TRUTH SAYER'S DOMAIN -> +1-210-493-9975
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