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Underground eXperts United
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Presents...
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[ How To Make a Bomb! ] [ By The GNN ]
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HOW TO MAKE A BOMB!
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by THE GNN/DualCrew-Shining/uXu
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Stop reading. Now.
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This file will teach you how to make a KEWL bomb that will go BOOM! and
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then send THOUSANDS of small shit around which will guarantee your face to
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get completely riddled! Then you will say DAAAAMN! and run to the nearest
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hospital! At the hospital, you will be placed in a black bag and sent back
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to your parents with a note saying 'Another fool. Keep the remains as a
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gift. Have a nice day'.
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Read on folks!
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-
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NOTE: This file is for informational purposes only, and not meant
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to be taken serious or carried out in reality. Underground
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eXperts take no responsibility for actions taken, misuse of the
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contents in this file, political chaos or lack of sexual
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satisfaction. None of the members, contributors or family
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members can be held guilty for people who use the contents in
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this file for personal winning, nor can we be held responsible
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for revolutions, murders, killing, child molesting, that the
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toilet is not flushed, that old people are loosing their hair,
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that you are the ugliest person on this planet hence rejected by
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your parents. It is not our fault that you are so ugly that your
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parents tried to get rid of you with the help of the yellow
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pages. Are you out of gasoline? Well then, uXu cannot be
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blamed for that either. Underground eXperts United are
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completely clean when it comes to riots, gang-wars and drunk
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drivers. The cigars from Havana are not our mistake. The
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russian revolution happened 1918 which means that no writer for
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uXu was alive at the time and cannot be blamed for that. We have
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nothing to do with the fact that all radio stations seems to play
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shitty music like Molester Jackson and Electric Banana Band.
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Actually, when you were refused to dance with that brunette last
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friday which led to your nose being crushed by her boyfriend, uXu
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was not responsible. Her boyfriend had NOT learned the boxing
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techniques in a file of ours. No, it is not possible for uXu to
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cause pimples, cancer, AIDS or unability to have sex. Congress
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shall make no law respecting an establishment of group sex, or
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prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the
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freedom to dance naked. This file is written to spread death
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ONLY and not meant to be eaten, inhaled or shoot into your blood
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veins. This file is not meant to be read at all. If you are
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reading this, you are a criminal - something that Underground
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undertAkers United (UAU!) absolutely not can be blamed for. We
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just write files, we do not read them ourselves. It is up to you
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if you want to read this file. If you chose to do so, everything
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is your fault. You are responsible for World War I and II and
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the assassination of JFK and Olof Palme. Read this file, but keep
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in mind that the topics written about are ridiculous and
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constitute a threat to the human future. This file is not
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for children or morons. It is written for the normal people.
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Just kidding. This file IS written for children and morons, so
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they can blow their hands to the moon and then run away
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screaming. However, this is not of any concern to uXu. Our
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hands are clean. Clean as the ass of a new-born baby. This file
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is for informational purposes only. The police shall only bust
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people who runs around with a large sign saying 'Bust me!'. uXu
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do have a sign but it says 'Do NOT bust me!' instead, which means
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that we are immune to cops! Gotcha! Ha ha! Try to bust us and you
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will fail! Ha ha ha... ha? Hey! Get away from me! What are you...
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Let go of my hands! No! No night stick please! *omph* *uh* *ouch*
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Look at the sign you pig! *BANG!* No! No gun! Not my head! Stop!
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The sign... *BANG!* p9donw88N0<4E>8NEF<45>Q3ixXK<58>axsM4NA4<41>QAAAX<zx<<
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92NQRPDOOIQPKW3'r+q9q'+nocarrier9aima7
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HOW TO MAKE A BOMB!
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Contents: Black powder. A bottle. A fuse.
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How to do: Place the black powder and the fuse in the bottle.
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--------- Light it. It will say bom. Very amusing.
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WASn'T ThAt C000L Eh? Now get out and show da w0rld
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what real (A)narchy is! Yeaaah! S0 KEWL! Blow up ya
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school! Kill ya mother! MOUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH!!!
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///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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Cool Turbo. Cool Volvo.
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Ra! Ra! Tora! Tora! Tora! Raus! THE STASH +46-13-SOMETHING
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Sorry.
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uXu #164 Underground eXperts United 1994 uXu #164
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