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Underground eXperts United
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[ Ripmax Top Tenners ] [ By Ripmax ]
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RiPMAX PRESENTS :- TOP TEN ISSUE #01
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TOP TEN WAYS TO PISS OFF TELECOM PEOPLE WHO ARE LISTENING ON YOUR PHONE LINE
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1. Scream Tonnes of Abuse down at them (at least twice a day for a few
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minutes, this worked well for me, but they cut my line for 12 hours
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but after that the bug was off. Chances are nothing will come of it
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as they probably don't have permission to bug your line anyway)
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2. If your going out set your modem to continuously dial a disconnected
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phone number. If they have any recording equipment on the line this will
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waste the tape.
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3. Take your phone off hook for several hours at a time (once again the
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bugging equipment will fill up with lots of blank nothing)
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4. Ring telecom and complain your getting excessive line noise over the
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last few weeks and wish for them to fix it as soon as possible.
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5. If the line noise persists, keep ringing them till they are forced to
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take it off the line.
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6. Speak lots of bullshit down the line and give them something to think
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about, feed them false information.
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7. If you can find out who is bugging you (some of us can do that 8-))
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give the guy in charge of it a call and ask him why your being bugged!
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They really hate this as your not supposed to know.
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8. Pickup the phone , send a break signal from a BB proggie down the line.
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This fucks up some of the bugging equipment as it thinks you have hung
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up the line. (this happened to me! hahaha!)
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9. Tell all your friends your being bugged on the actual line that's being
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bugged and not to say anything incriminating. (When they know that
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everyone knows its bugged this will get the bug off faster if no info
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is going to be said)
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10. If you really need to, as a last resort, get the line disconnected.
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( I wouldn't go this far but its an option )
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RiPMAX PRESENTS :- TOP TEN ISSUE #02
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TOP TEN WAYS TO CAUSE HAVOC IN SHOPPING MALLS
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1. Walking from the car to the stores, adjust a few side vision mirrors on
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cars. If your in a bad mood you could possibly break them off. Beware of
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security patrols and hidden video cameras
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2. If you come accross any esculators, if possible hit the emergency stop
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buttons. This makes sure everyone has to walk and the care taker has to
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come and reset it.
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3. When walking down stair, check out if there is any fire exits. Usually
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these are alarmed and left open for saftey reasons. Also in the actual
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larger stores they have fire exits in there so open one or hit it pretty
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hard as they usually have a magnetic seal at the top and when broken the
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fire alarm is set off. Also hitting those little buttons behind the glass
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sets of the fire alarms. Its fun to see the havoc this can cause.
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4. Get a trolly and fill it up with items from all over a shop and then dump
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it somewhere. Shop assistants then have to spend a long time putting all
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the stock back later on. Even put a few items back on the shelfs but of
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course in the wrong spots.
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5. Whilst picking up items to put in your trolly, accidently drop a few
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items in the middle of the isles. Preferable glass, sticky, staining and
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messy items in the middle of the isle have the best result. Stuff like
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cordials and olives in glass bottles. This way some poor bastard has to
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clean it up and coz its in the middle of the isle the customers have to
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turn back and go back down the isle. This can cause some good "Traffic"
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jams in stores with tiny isles. Whole crates of eggs which the lid
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accidently came off spilling all 12 on to the floor also makes for a good
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clean up.
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6. Most stores are lazy and leave markdown guns, texters and signs about so
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write out your own tickets and put them on the shelfs or mark down stock
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to rediculous prices. Even mark up stock so no one will buy any.
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7. If you have a personal vendetta against a store, try dress as one of the
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people who work there. When I've done this, nearly always people come and
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ask you a question. You have then two things you can do, be as rude as
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possible to some customers or tell them completely wrong information
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sending them to the opposite side of the store to where they want to go.
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8. If you know of where to get some padlocks, get your pick lock (suitcase)
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keys out and get a few. Then go to the trolly bay and padlock a few
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trollys together.
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9. These days, most decent stores have electronic scanners and the policy
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that if an item scans for more then it is shown on the shelf you get the
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item for free for the first one and the rest at the shelf price. So look
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for a few receipts lying around on the floor and scan the shelfs for some
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wrong prices. Its really is good when you go through a checkout and get
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all your items for free!
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And now for the major play ....
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10. Most bigger stores have instore security people. After scoping the shop
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for a while you can usually pick them out. So once you have identified
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them, start acting suspicously and make sure they are following /
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watching you. When your sure they are watching you, grab an item and
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stuff it in to your pocket and then walk off. Head for a busy part of the
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store. They CANNOT arrest you for stealing unless you leave the store. So
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when your in a crowd of people, try drop the item somewhere as best you
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can and head for the exit and leave. If all goes well someone should grab
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you and try arrest you for shop lifting. This is where the fun begins.
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They have to be 100% certain you stole some item. They will probably ask
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for your concent to search you, disagree saying they are invading your
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right of privacy. If they pull some legal bullshit on you ask for a
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witness to be present (on your side) and when they find nothing you can
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nail their arses to the wall! Ask to see the manager and say you want
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some free stuff or you could go to the media/law courts for deprovation
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of character (this is why you need a witness). If all threats fail just
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walk away knowing you have fucked up their day.
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I TAKE NO RESPONSABILITY IF YOU DO ANY OF THIS SHIT.I HAVE WRITTEN THIS TEXT
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PURELY FOR INFORMATIVE AND HUMEROUS PURPOSES.
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uXu #155 Underground eXperts United 1993 uXu #155
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Call CHANNEL ZERO -> +1-410-426-7737
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