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Underground eXperts United
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[ Dental Torture ] [ By The GNN ]
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DENTAL TORTURE
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by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
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"niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii yargh die!"
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(The Driller Killer)
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I have this fear that the drill will miss the target and hit my upper
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palate instead. The dentist will grab it with both her hands and shout
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"OOPS! ehe", but too late! The drill continues up up up into my brains
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and kills me. I do not have to worry, it does not happen this time.
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*LUCKY ME*! The drill drills and drills and kling klong da dong de dong.
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The feelings goes from the teeth, to the skull, to my bones. My whole body
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is shaking in pain.
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Suddenly the dentist shouts to the assistent: - Iron oxide, now!
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What? They begin to fill the teeth with a substance that smells like
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nuclear waste. The dentist bends over and says: - Now remeber to *not*
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swallow any nitric nor sulphuric acid in the next fifteen minutes since
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that will cause a violent detonation in your mouth!
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As if I had the chance. I mean, there is still one hour left according
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to the clock on the wall. You know, the kind that never moves. Time
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passes extremely slow. If there existed a real-time movie about the
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history of earth from the big bang to present day, I would be able to see
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the whole film EVEN WITH commercial breaks every ten minute.
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"The dinousaurs..."
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"Oh, it's *you* Bob! Ma-ma-mastercard takes your money a-a-wayy!"
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"..are quite interesting. Or maybe not."
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There is no such film. My only entertainment is a poster placed in the
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cieling that shows an enormous apple "CANDY!" "GOOD FOR YOU, MAN!". I once
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visited a dentist. He confessed that he had placed his TV in the ceiling.
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I close my eyes and discover that there is another source of entertainment!
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The radio is on! I relax and prepare myself to float away with the help
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from some calm speaker with a soft voice that talks about flowers or...
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"AHH BLOOD, DEATH, MAIMED PEOPLE EVERYWHERE! YES! YES!"
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...maybe not. The radio jumps up and down in exitment when the reporter
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screams detalied information about yet another six-year old kid that have
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been accidentaly mashed by a train. After five long minutes it is time for
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music. Prince. Not only one fucking song, no of course there have to be
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some fuckig PRINCE SPECIAL afternoon mixed with the "cult hits" from Michel
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Jackson. raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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I pass out but wake up the next second. The dentist talks to herself.
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- Oh dear, not good, oh shit, what's this? Well, well, well this is sure
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bad, uh-oh, no, damn, core blimey! Oops, fuck. If this had been the
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teeths of a cow, I had shot him at the spot, man oh dear."
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I want to actually die when I visit the dentist. But they do not let me
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to! "Live!" they scream. "Live and feel the pain! Afterwards, you can
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die!". But not during the treatment. "Treatment", what a word! ho ho ho
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it kills me - it really do.
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They know how to kill me afterwards. They fill the hole in my teeth with
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something messy and tasteless. Since the law forces them to tell them what
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they stuffed into your teeth they cannot simply let you go. But they have
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their ways to overcome this little problem. They begin to talk fast and
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they dress their speach in advanced terms. "yeah now we have used epson
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laar coultalbentol zum acid" in your teeth which means that you should
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*NOT* eat anything that contains Hurocs Acid, H4sO5U, Nitzer Salts, NWO
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substances, zinc or substitutes!". Aha, yeah I say and go home. When the
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hunger comes I am doomed. No matter what I eat, the substances in my
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teeth will react with the food and destroy me in an enormous nuclear
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explosion.
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God, I hate dentists.
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niiiiiiiiiiiiii chunk chunk clunk clunk row row argh clunk
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Call SEDES DIABOLI +46-586-niiiiiiiiiii
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I won't be long. I'm just going for a leak.
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Underground eXperts United 1993
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Call SOLSBURY HILL -> +1-301-428-3268
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