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Underground eXperts United
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Presents...
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[ Sex! ] [ By The GNN ]
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SEX!
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by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
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The name of this file has been constructed by
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Cheap Attention Grabbers INC (Thanks guys!) to
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get billions of people to download it.
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The original name is however:
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HOW TO SUCCESSFULLY WRITE AN "EROTIC" TEXT FILE
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by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
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Many people wants to write text files and earn fame and fortune today.
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This is not easy if you both want someone to actually READ what you write
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and like it at the same time. You must own a great deal of talent for the
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written language, you must understand what separates a good file from
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rubbish. A good file could be anything from a high-explosive that no one
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ever has written about before, to deep poems or fiction that thrills the
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reader. Bad files are those that no one reads because they do not include
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any new ideas.
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But!, if you have not got any new ideas, fresh information or wild
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imagination, there is still hope for you. Yes! Yes! Do as thousands of
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other people with only half a brain does every day!
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Write an erotic text file.
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Yes! This is a part of the text file scene that does not require any
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talent at all, nor some new ideas! You only have to let your fingers dance
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over the keyboard long enough and viola! You have a file. Do it again and
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you have another file. Do it three times and you are famous!
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To help you get started here is the complete guide!
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1. THE NAME
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At first you need a name of the file. No problems. Name it after the
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girl in the file, or after the situation that will lead to the
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love-making.
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Examples: "Jenny", "Rita", "The new girl at the gas station".
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2. THE BEGINNING
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This depends on how long you want the file to be. If you plan a long
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file, write megs of crap about the girl herself that no one reads anyway.
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Example: "Oh, Mausolea was a real hot gal that never could get enough of
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dick in her little pussy that always wanted more and more. Her mother
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however was deep religious and had not touched a man in forty years... "
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3. THE MEETING
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Boy meet girl. Girl meet boy. Alternative: Girl meet ten boys and
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participate in a brutal gang-bang. Just let the girl and the boy meet each
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other in a common way (no one wants extreme and unbelievable fantasies in
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the beginning, they must come later) like on the gas station or at a
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wedding or at a public lavatory. If you are a bit experienced you can
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"tease" the reader. This is done by letting the boy see the girl several
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times and describe her marvelous body before he drills her.
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Example: "For the third day I saw her again standing by the phone-booth
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with those big breasts and marvelous legs that screamed for me. Suddenly
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she began to talk to me. She said: - Let's go to my apartment and have
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a drink."
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4. THE ACT
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You have now reached the only part of your file that is actually read.
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This is why you must be extra detailed in your descriptions of what is
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happening. Take your time, use plenty of space to tell the reader about
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what kind of exotic knickers the girl is using, and what store she has
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bought them in, if they were on sale or expensive etc.
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Do not write like this: "Then I pressed my cock into her pussy and
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immediately came. It was great!"
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This is better: "- I love you, I said. - Me too, she said. - I know, I
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said. Then I carefully let my big red pounding rocket of love slide into
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her wet hot deep cave of pleasure. We moved our beautiful bodies in a
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steady rhythm, until the orgasm struck us. It felt like I had put my
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fingers in a high voltage socket."
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NOTE. Of course, you cannot go for the finale at once. First you must
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go through the standard actions. They are (in the right order):
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1- They kiss (not necessary, but it gives a more romantic mood)
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2- Boy suck girl's nipples.
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3- Girl suck dick.
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4- Boy lick pussy.
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5- THE EXTRA FEATURE. This must be the special happening of the act and
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therefore be a bit different. Examples: 69-position, boy shave
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girl, girl shave boy (unusual, but works), girl kick boy's nuts (S/M
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only), boy whip girl etc etc
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Penetration. Any position will do.
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6- The HAPPY end - both have a satisfying orgasm and promise each other
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eternal love.
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5. THE END
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Now you have reached the end. You can end your story in many ways, but
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of course not in any unexpected way. It would be rather shocking for the
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reader if he, with the dick in his hand in the middle of his jerk-off,
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suddenly reads that the boy smashed the girl's brains to pieces with a iron
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stick. No, the end must be romantic.
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Example: "I never saw Mhariah again after our night together, but she
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will forever live in my memory.". Even if Mhariah is working at the same
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job as the hero, he will never ever see her again. A sex-file does not
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have to include common sense.
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And DO NOT end the story with something really off-putting like "I think
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of her all the time... when I masturbate." It may be true (it would be in
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real life anyway), but remember that you have written the file for the
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reader and not the kinky little hero in your text file.
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Lake side drive on a summer day. Lake side drive - nothing to say.
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SEDES DIABOLI +46-586-UNFORGETTABLE.
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