74 lines
3.1 KiB
Plaintext
74 lines
3.1 KiB
Plaintext
|
|
### ###
|
|
### ###
|
|
### #### ### ### ### ####
|
|
### ### ##### ### ###
|
|
### ### ### ### ###
|
|
### ### ##### ### ###
|
|
########## ### ### ##########
|
|
### ###
|
|
### ###
|
|
|
|
Underground eXperts United
|
|
|
|
Presents...
|
|
|
|
####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### #######
|
|
## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ##
|
|
#### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ## ##
|
|
## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ##
|
|
## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### #######
|
|
|
|
[ How To Shrink a Head ] [ By THE GNN ]
|
|
|
|
|
|
____________________________________________________________________
|
|
____________________________________________________________________
|
|
|
|
HOW TO SHRINK A HEAD
|
|
By THE GNN/DC/uXu
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hello and welcome to another "how to..." file! This time I will teach you
|
|
the basic knowledge on shrinking heads. Don't say "How barbaric!" now,
|
|
because you will soon realize that having a collection of heads is the
|
|
cult-phenomena of the 90's!
|
|
|
|
|
|
1. At first you need a human head. This is the hard part.
|
|
Remember to be careful when you cut it off from the body.
|
|
|
|
2. Then you have to remove the cranium. The is easily done by
|
|
cutting from the forehead, over the head and down to the
|
|
back of the head. Remove everything inside the head.
|
|
|
|
3. Now boil the skin from the head in ordinary water for about
|
|
half an hour. The head should now be about 1/3 of its original
|
|
size.
|
|
|
|
4. Scrap off the last pieces of flesh on the inside of the head
|
|
and sew the mouth, eyes and back of the head shut.
|
|
|
|
5. Now take 5-6 small rocks and put them into a fire until they
|
|
get red hot. Roll them inside the head - one at a time - and
|
|
model the head until it get the original look.
|
|
If the head is to small for rocks, use sand instead.
|
|
|
|
6. Now work with the head for a couple of hours every day in a
|
|
week and viola - you got yourself a real human head!
|
|
It's the perfect ice-breaker at parties. "Wanna come home
|
|
and look at my shrunk heads?"
|
|
|
|
|
|
Well, these heads are also told to give you eternal life somehow but
|
|
I doubt it. Maybe it will give you a couple of years in a asylum if
|
|
you boast too much about them. If you are having trouble finding heads,
|
|
just use your imagination! A friend of mine used to shrink the heads of
|
|
his ex-girlfriends.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Call INFO ADDICT, home of Underground eXperts United at +46-###-####.
|
|
|
|
______________________________________________________________________
|
|
______________________________________________________________________
|