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Underground eXperts United
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[ Preventing a Murder ] [ By THE CHIEF ]
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PREVENTING A MURDER
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Why I write this shit you ask me? Because I wanna kill
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someone badly. This shit is worthwhile for me, because
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it prevents me taking the rap for a murder I would
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have committed instead of writing this text.
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WHY YOU ASK?
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Ok, it all started last night.
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My girlfriend and I were talking on the phone, and she
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was babbling away like always, and I decided to ask
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her if she really still needed me, and what do you
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think she answered? ... "well I don't know"...
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FUCK YOU BITCH!
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She spent about 2 hours trying to tell me that she had
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found "new sides" of her that she had to accept, and
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that all she needed right now was to be alone, AND
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with friends. (I haven't the slightest clue on how to
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do That).
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Let me just begin with telling you that I'm not stupid,
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and the last shit I'd believe is all that "find
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yourself"-crap shit of explanations. All right, so I
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told her to take her "new sides" and shove them up her
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ass. Hung up and wrote her of my list.
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Second, some punks had had some fun during the night,
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I noticed when I walked out to my car this morning.
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The car didn't look like a car no more. All right, I
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could cope with that, so I called the insurance
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company to get my insurance money, and they told me to
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call the cops first, and then they'll look into the
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matter. Ok, I called the cops, they came over (now I
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was about 20 minutes late for work) and gave me a box
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of papers to fill out. I did that, and gave them the
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papers, they signed them, and I got the copies back,
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which I posted to the insurance company.
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Came to work about an hour too late, and got a lesson
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in how to not be late for work by my boss, who didn't
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want to hear any explanations. "To be late is a sin".
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That's his call in life. So you think it sounds bad
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now?
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I had to sit and answer the phone all day. Degraded to
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a simple answering-machine, because I was late. If you
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think that's a nice job, you don't know what you're
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talking about! It's hell on earth! The company I work
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for sends out about 34.000 bills every 3 months, and
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about 1/3 of them complain about too high bills, too
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low bills, too normal bills, how to pay, how to read
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the bill, how to get lower bills, how to ....whatever!
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Yes, that's right. This was the week after they had
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sent those bills.
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY $2.000??
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Everyone who calls, think they've reached a place
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generally called the "complaints" department (when it
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actually is the switchboard) and starts screaming, and
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shouting, with general abuse included. A normal number
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of callers lies around 2-300/day, a normal number of
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callers a bill-day lies around 1-2000! Say that 20% of
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them wants to kick the first one who answer's ass,
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hard. You begin to understand why I write this text?
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It wasn't just because I was late I had to spend the
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day answering the phone, no sir! The person (?) who
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works there, just had to write some papers, drafts,
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letters and misc stuff the very same day. Ok, I could
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understand that. But when all she does is to sit and
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talk (spreading rumors, talking behind backs and so on
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(you know the type)) all day, I just need to kick some
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ass.
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Fine, you say. That's not so bad, is it?
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You really think that's all? Hahahahaha.
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The insurance company calls, only to tell me that they
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won't give me any money. They had been speaking to the
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cops, who had said that the estimated damages would
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not reach the level where they grant any insurance
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money to be paid to the owner. WHAT?! HAVE YOU SEEN MY
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CAR OR WHAT!?! My car was demolished, totally stripped
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of everything. The only thing that was left untouched
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was a tape with N.W.A's "Straight outta Compton".
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I told them I'd send some pictures, but they said that
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I easily could have made the "extra" damage myself,
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only to get the insurance money!! I told them to get
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lost, or find a real life.
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Next up, I see the woman I've been "involved" with at
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work with another man, and they're not working, if you
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understand what I mean. I face her with the facts, and
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she tries to explain. I haven't heard such a lame
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explanation in years, so I tell her to find a better
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excuse or call her husband and kids.
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All right. Now the working day is over and I want to
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kill someone pretty badly. But, the day isn't over yet.
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When I come home, I find my harddrive spinning, and
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my board down. I try to restart it, but it won't start.
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I try everything I could think of, but it doesn't find
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the harddrive. It has crashed.
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I try to save some files when restoring the data I
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could scrape off from the drive, but I can only save
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about 100-150 files. Considering that I had:
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4500 Textfiles
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200 Programs
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..in the file-areas
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1 BBS Program
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20 Online Games
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3 Games
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2 Front-End Programs
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2 Graphic Editors
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1 Programming Package
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25 C++ programs I was working on
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6 Textfiles I was working on
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..running
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I guess you can easily understand my feelings.
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CONCLUSION
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If you have had a bad day, you don't know what you're
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talking about. Try to beat mine, and you can submit
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the story to the uXu series. I need to hear that some-
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one can have a worse day than me. By writing this
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text, I have restrained myself from killing someone,
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which I would have.
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It's just unbelievable that all of this could happen
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during just ONE day! I have had bad days before, sure
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but nothing like this. I'm surprised that I haven't
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been arrested yet, or that the Socialists haven't
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taken control over this country once again. I really
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expected that to happen today as well.
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Eh, what the hell.. I think I go kill someone anyway..
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See this knife, asshole!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........
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HeEHeEHheEHEEE!
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______________________________________________________________________
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(!) 1991 THE CHIEF & uXu Productions
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