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* U R B A N *
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* Magazine #1 *
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* August 26, 1994 *
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This magazine URBAN (Undaground Rap Blastin Asiatic Newsletter) was
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created for the purpose of being informative and just thought
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provoking as well as being fun than a motherfucka. The opinions
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expressed by the authors are their own and in no one way represent
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anyone by the members of COMMODORE OWNING MOTHERFUCKAS (our wonderful
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clique). The information in this publication although intact are for
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entertainment purposes only and the writers are not responsible for
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actions taken by the reader.
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Table of Contents:
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1. MUSIC - Gravediggaz and other stuff.
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2. TV & MOVIES - Bangin in Little Rock , Def Comedy Jam & more.
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3. DA GOOD SHIT - Napalm, Peanut Butter Bomb, & Thermite
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4. TALKIN SHIT - ......
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:MUSIC:
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What up! This is the Lo-Life and I'm here to talk about
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music and shit like that with ya.
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GRAVEDIGGAZ "Six Feet Deep" This motherfucking album is on some old
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crazy psycho type shit but it is very nice. The Gravediggaz are the
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RZA from WuTang Clan, Fruit Kwan from Stetasonic, Too Poetic, and Prince
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Paul. The tracks on the album are straight butter except for Bang Your
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Head which some old Heavy Metal shit. The lyrics on all the cuts on the
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album are dope which knowledge being dropped from time to time but you got
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to read between the lines to see it. The shit is just lovely even though
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the whole Gravediggaz personna is like a gimmick to me but it works so
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what am I to do. Rating: * * * * 1/2 (4 1/2 stars)
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On the singles tip, these kids Ground Floor got some shit for
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dat ass with the B-side of their single which includes the funky man
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himself Lord Finesse. Dig On That has a FAT ass track and its bass
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loaded for all you 808 lovers and the lyric are definetely on point...
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I don't like that burnt up face having MF Craig Mack and Flavor in Ya
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Ear. That shit sounds like he's fucking constipated....When will Black
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Sheep new album come out is what I really want to know!!!
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:TV & MOVIES:
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with your host: WISDOM
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OK if you really want to get your laugh on. Watch Bangin in
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Little Rock on HBO. That shit while your high is so fucking funny it's
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ridiculous. First they talk about the Folk Nation (Gangster Disciples
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for you non-Midwesterners who don't reaaly know the 411) in Arkansas
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and they talk to members. All of them are just about white which is
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funny right there cuz I ain't never seen white Folks (slang for Gangsters
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Disciples) in my life and I couldn't stop laughin. Then they showed this
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white girl gettin initiated into the gang. She got her fucking ass
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whupped and I fell off the couch cuz at the end of all that, she wanted
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a fuckin hug!! Bitch, get a fuckin life. The rest is OK, showed some
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Crips & Bloods and usual gang shit and they had a televised drive-by but
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the first parts are definetely the funniest. Watch it!
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I ain't seen no movies lately except the Mask with Jim Carrey
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which is the motherfuckin bomb. I ain't laughed like that in a long
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fuckin time. He is a seriously funny MF on film and TV, but on that stand-
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up shit he kinda sorry. I some shit he did on Showtime and it was not
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good.
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I'm waiting on the new season to start with the new Married With
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Children (Al is the bomb), Martin, and Simpsons episodes cuz this rerun
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shit is tired on the real.
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:DA GOOD SHIT:
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The info contained here has been taken from various sources and I could give
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two fucks about trying to remember all the places I got em from so don't
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take it personal!
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Homemade Napalm:
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STYROFOAM
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GASOLINE or ACETONE
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What you do is take a coffee can and fill it halfway with gasoline
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or acetone and then dunk the styrofoam in it. The styrofoam will sizzle
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into this white (or whatever color the styrofoam is) goop. You make as
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much goop as you need the pour off the gasoline. Take the white goop and
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either light it or pour it a mold and let it dry. When this stuff is lit,
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it will burn for a long while and if you try to stomp it out it will stick
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to your shoe. The goop itself when dried, can stick to almost anything and
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make a good incendiary.
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Peanut Butter Bomb:
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A GLASS PEANUT BUTTER JAR
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GASOLINE
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GUNPOWDER
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MODEL AIRPLANE GLUE
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SUGAR
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A FUSE
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Mix 10 parts of gunpowder to 1 part sugar. Then add enough gun-
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powder to coat the entire mixture and mix til the mixture becomes very
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sticky. Half fill the peanut butter jar with this. Fill the rest of the
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jar up with gasoline and close the jar. Shake the jar very well. Drill a
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hole in the lid and put the fuse in the hole.
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Now when you do light the fuse, get a very good distance away or
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you may be quite dead now, so BE CAREFUL!
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Thermite:
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POWDERED RUST
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POWDERED ALUMINUM
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The rust can be obtained by running a DC current thru a iron
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object and place the object in the water. Place one contact on the object
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and the other in the water. The aluminum can be bought from a hardware or
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paint store. Or you can shave something aluminum with a metal file.
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Themite is a substance that, when ignited, can reach a
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temperature nearing 6000+ degrees Celsius and can vaporize carbon steel.
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The igniting temperature of the Thermite depends on the grade of
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aluminum used. So if you used a good grade of aluminum, you might be able
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to light the mixture with a common match. This would allow the Thermite to
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be lit by a fuse.
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BIC BOMB:
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A LIGHTER (with lots of fluid)
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BBs (optional)
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Take the lighter and take off the metal part and the wheel. Now
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light the plastic parts that held the wheel until they are lit then
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throw it and it should make a nice fireball. You can get some glue and
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roll the lighter in the BBs and when the lighter blows, the BBs will spray
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like a shotgun blast.
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QUICK FUSE:
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STRING OR YARN
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GUNPOWDER
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ACETONE (or strong nail polish remover)
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Take the acetone and gunpowder and mix together. Dip the string in
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the mixture and let soak for a while. Let it dry. Repeat this about 10
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more times. Not the greatest but will do.
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OK I threw a couple extras in there just for the fuck of it.....
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:TALKIN SHIT:
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First of all, thanks for reading this first issue of URBAN magazine
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and I'd like to ask if someone out there knows where I can find info on
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FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) thru the Internet. If so, next
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issue I will have an EMail address to mail that and any comments to.
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To get this and future issues of this magazine, FTP
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rs6000.cmp.ilstu.edu to get the freshest new magazine out there.
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The entire issue was written while me, the Lo-Life and Wisdom
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VERY HIGH! I am having to retype every couple of lines. Garcia Vegas are
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the bomb to roll blunts with for those that don't know. Niggas is sittin
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in here with some new Polo shit we boosted from the mall. Ralph Lauren
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is the flavor for the 90s cuz he gots some fat ass rugby shirts,
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especially the long sleeved ones but anywayz....Post this damn magazine
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everywhere cuz I want this shit to blow up and just get some feedback
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from MFs out there in cyberspace....Super Metroid is the fuckin shit!
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I almost finished until one of my fucking high ass friends erased my
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record some I gotta go flex his some PEACE. 5 Gs
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:A COM Publication 1994 til Infinity:
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