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21 / August / 1991 Ultra File #16 by Sinister X
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Underground Legion of Terroristic Research Activists
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Sinister X --- --- Drug Lord
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Mailboxing
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This is a very interesting idea. It first came to me when one day I had
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not brought in the mail. I thought 'what if someone walked up and took all the
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mail out of here?'. Then came the very evil idea that that someone could be me
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and I could profit by it. Before we go any further let me remind you that
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stealing someones mail can get you in A LOT of trouble. Opening a mailbox is a
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felony opening ten mailboxes is ten felonys. Each piece if mail is a felony
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offense (Yes, even junk mail). The government really frowns upon stealing mail
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and WILL prosocute you to the fullest extent of the law! Whew! No that the
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little lecture is over lets get down to stealing mail.
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When you decide that you NEED to steal mail the first thing you need to do
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is decide where you are going to go and steal mail from. I personally
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recommend a nice rural area with dark mailboxes. Stay away from newer
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developments and large apartment complexes just for ease of access to the
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peoples mail since apts and new homes have "group" mailboxes. Another very
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good type of place to hit is mobile homes, they have group mailboxes in the
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sense that all the mailboxes are together, but they are usually like the
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mailboxes that you find in front of someones house.
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When to steal mail: Well there are two times that I recommend. The first
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is right after the mail person delivers. You end up getting most of the mail
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in a neighborhood, but the chances of getting caught peeking into someones
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mailbox are tremendous. The next time is night usually from about 12:00
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through 4:00 on weeknights and 2:00 through 5:00 on the weekends; this will be
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the best time to go and not get seen. The best time of year to head out and
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open some mailboxes woudl probably be memorial day or really just about any
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other time of year that people head out of town, but the mailman still
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delivers. Suprisingly enough I would say that on a regular weeknight that
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anywhere from 5-10% of the mailboxes you will check will have mail in it.
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How to steal mail is all up to you. Some methods that have been devised by
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myself are have two people, one person drives and the other opens mailboxes.
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For you loner types you can either hoof it or try using a mountain bike. On a
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mountain bike you are probably the most supicious since you just about HAVE
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tos top and look through someones mailbox. In a car you can pretty much cover
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a lot of area and reach into mailboxes very non-chalant. Also when on foot you
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can open a mail box just when walking by and not look suspicious at all. The
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safest way is on foot for ease of escape, with bike next, and the car is the
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biggest loser since if they have your license plate they have you!
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If you are asking why would I want steal mail you are not a very creative
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person. The first and by far the MOST obvious thought of reason is for good
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ol' green that can found in "juniors" b-day card, this is very unrealistic
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since you have to remeber when you were a kid you ALWAYS checked the mailbox a
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good month before your birthday. Though when graduation of high schoolers hits
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you may want to go check some boxes. Now the next thing on the list is credit
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cards! You know they send you your card in the mail, unsigned, sometimes with
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access to cash advance machines. To find a visa would be like finding cash.
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Also checks come in the mail... no blank checks like the ones the banks send
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you. Be creative you can find some great ways to pass off blank checks! (Try
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the pizza guy use something like "My card number and drivers license number
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are allready on the check I also included your tip." remember the tip they
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will forget about checking anything, which they rarely do anyway. Also try
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garage sales... or the want ads your selection of stuff is endless!). Free
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samples are another plus of mailboxing, rememeber when you get your free Oreo
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cookies so does everyone else! I could ramble off quite a list of whats out
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there, but hey find out for yourself!
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Well there is much more to mailboxing, but this is only meant to plant an
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evil seed in your mind. The type of idea that will rot away at your head until
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one day our desperation you will find it very usefull. Just remember that you
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are playing with felonys. You know the consequences of your actions, make sure
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it is worth it!
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Call these Ultra Systems for the latest Ultra releases.
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502.491-5198 Blitzkrieg II (Ultra World Headquarters - Release Point)
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502.499-8933 Blitzkrieg (Distribution Site #1)
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413.773-7676 Labotomies 'R' Us (Distribution Site #2)
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914.425-8627 Land Fill BBS (Distribution Site #3)
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707.451-2835 Spatula City BBS (Distribution Site #4)
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If you would like your bbs to be a distribution site please contact one of the
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Ultra members on our UWHQ. If you want to distribute Ultra or become a member
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you can find out more by calling Blitzkrieg II. Also we have had quite a few
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people say they wanted in the group. When we see a file worth releasing then
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you are in. I would also like to inform everyone that Agent Cyclone has not
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been seen or heard from since May. He is no longer in the group currently, but
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if he happens to show up again he will be reinstated...
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(c) copyright 1991 by Ultra & Sinister X
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