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|| T.Y.M.E. - Twisted Young Minds Expand || # 34, by Stewart || 11/18/94 ||
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Parents Can Fuck Off 2
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Hey all, though i'd give you taste of someone elses writing besides
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vYrus(not that it doesnt kick ass!) Anyway, me, vYrus, and four other chicks
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and some dude i just met had a bar b que at the neighborhood earlier today.
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Basically this is gonna be about how the kind of SHIT parents can give you.
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Ok here's the story:
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Ok, i ride homw from school, stop at Kaynar's house(you
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havent met him yet) and pick up a mike, and fuck up his computer. I get home
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and vYrus is fuckin with the bbs....so we play around with the board for a
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while...then Kaynar calls up and WHINES about how he wants me to fix his
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computer. so i binary split QEMM 7.5 and Desqview and put it on disk.As
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I'm copying, my mom says she wants me to go to church(which i HATE) and I
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just kinda go "yeah, ok mom, whatever" and tell her ill go with vYrus tonite.
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So vYrus and i ride off to Kaynars and drop off the disks. On the way
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we met up with these chicks we know and they invite us to thier BBQ so we
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say shure.....but we had to be back by six. WE end up running to Ranch Market
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for these chick THREE FUCKING TIMES because they forget to tell us what to
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pick up. So i start cooking the food after LIGHTING THE FIRE YESS!!! and then
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this girl named kelly grabs the marshmallows and hides the bag between her
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tits and syas that we cant have them. great. So we eat hot dogs that taste
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like lighter fluid while we get the marshmallows warmed up be kelly's tits,
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(which isnt half bad). vYrus hangs out with this chick all nite, shes pretty
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cool....and we have a pretty cool time. Then vYrus and i start playin in the
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fire. we poured about a quart of lighter fluid on the coals and whooosh. it
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was cool. So then its about time to leave after a nite of butt sqeezin(GIRLS,
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NAPALM and all the other faggots readin this) and vYrus and i piss the fire
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out. I never knew piss smelled SOOOO bad when burned. we walked home.
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Then my parents get home and vYrusm me, and some chick are at my house and
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my mom comes in and yells" I spent a half hour looking for you and YOU MISSED
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YOUTHGROUP!!!!" I think who gives a fuck. I didnt have to go in the first
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place. vYrus had planned to spend the night, but my mom was being such a
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bitch she took me in the back room and gave me a 10,000 questions about vYrus
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because SHE thinks hes all fucked up. "DOES HE SMOKE DOPE?" "DOES HE DRINK
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BOOZE" "ARE YYOU GUYS GONNA FIGHT WITH VIPER?" and i just wanna yell at the
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top of my lungs "SHUT UP YOU FUCKING BITCH." anyway, viper acts like a jerk
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to my mom, and then she changes her mind, then she says he can, and then he
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cant, bla bla bla. PARENTS SUCK. And then my dad yells at me, "IF YOU DONT
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DO YOUR DISHES IM TAKING AWAY YOUR COMPUTER" great. just what i need in
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my life. Anyway, if i seem like im acting like a jerk when you talk with me
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on Total Anarchy, sorry, i just got a lot of pressure on my life now.
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thank you for listening to me bitch. goodnite.
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|| Look for T.Y.M.E. on any of the follwing boards: (and get them all! =] ||
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|| Under The Influence...........(ALM)OST-HERE.............World HQ....... ||
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|| Narkotik Illusions............(303)PRI-VATE.............Midwestern HQ.. ||
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|| Exodus BBS....................(707)935-6867.............Distro Site.... ||
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|| Total Anarchy BBS.............(707)257-7208.............Distro Site.... ||
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|| Leave comments, death threats, ideas, bitchings to stewart@community.net||
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|| 'Life is an Illusion, Death is Reality' ||
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