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|| T.Y.M.E. - Twisted Young Minds Expand || # 26, by v<>r<EFBFBD>s || 11/01/94 ||
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When Are You Too Old?
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Well, last night *I* went out trick-or-treating with about eight or nine
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other people. Four of them were TYME members. So we had a bit to talk about,
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like who's gonna get their butt in gear and write a couple more texts, who's
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going out with who, who's done whatever with who, etc.. It went pretty well,
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considering every third door had an old lady in it who just HAD to make the
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same comment over and over. "Aren't you guys a little old for this?" Okay,
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here, four of us were sixteen, three of us were fifteen, three of us were
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fourteen, and one of us was thirteen (which happened to be my little sister,
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btw..).
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So which ones of us were too old? If any old fart were reading this
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file, then he would say prolly everyone. If a teenager willing to have fun
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in his/her life, he would say none of us are too old to have fun. Very true.
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So why do adults have to even try to cut us off from the things we did when
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we were younger? Holy shit, man, two guys who had to be at least 19 were
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going around! Sure, they weren't wearing costumes or nuthin, but the looks
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on their face plainly said "We just want the candy, go to hell." So we left
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them alone.
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WE, on the other hand, were al dressed up except for maybe two of us.
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Sakima was wearing just solid black, so I don't know if you can call that a
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costume or not. Another girl, Shelly, was wearing a flannel. Nothing really
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special, but her cousin... oh my god, her COUSIN was wearing this blue dress
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type thing and a wig that went to her ankles. Rapunzel I suppose. Twelve
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Guage was wearing just a t-shirt and a bunch of face paint. White face,
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black eyebrows, black lips. Very original, wouldn't you say?
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Matrix was wearing this black robe type thing, he was supposed to be Death
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but later that night he removed the mask and wore this headband so he could
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just be weird. =] Stewart was wearing an outfit we threw together for him in
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about three minutes. It consisted of a black and blonde wig, a hat, and
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blood running down his arms and face. We decided he was a cannibal. Hehe..
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S0l0mn was this rich dude. Black trench coat, cane, and black fedora. It
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looked pretty good, I must admit. Athena was wearing this jester outfit that
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she had borrowed from one of my mom's friends. Naturally, my sister went
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as the same damned thing. Argh.
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The Wretched went as Robin Hood. He was looking okay, but he was making
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the absolute WORST jokes I had ever heard. Gz... Sakima's girlfriend went
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as a slutty widow. Quote. She called herself a slutty widow, and I couldn't
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help busting up.
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I went as Dracula. It worked, except that the cape was getting a little
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too damn hot for me. Arrrgh,,,
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That covers us all, and it was a hell of a night. But still, every other
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door was the question: "Aren't you a little old for this?" after we would
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yell trickortreat, and pretty soon we got so sick of listening to the damn
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adults, soon after we rang the doorbell, all we did was hold out the bags,
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waiting for them to dump the cheapshit candy they had bought this year in
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the bag.
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Another thing that adults always question in age, is if you want to go to
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the local park. Now what the hell is wrong with that? Me and the guys would
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go there every fucking day during the summer. We still go there. We all live
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within several houses of each other, so we just pull up our stuff and take
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off for some basketball, or some football, or some running around, or we
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just plop down on the grass and talk for a bit. It works... =]
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The last thing i want to talk (complain?) about in the age field would
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have to be amusement parks. My GOD i hate it there. The ride attendents
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will look you up and down, and direct you towards the sign that says "You
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must be under this height to ride (suchandsuch) Ride." Of course, being six
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feet tall, i can't get in to any goddamn rides except for the ones meant for
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the adults. Naturally. They want to heap responsibilities on my ass, I tell
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them to shove it up their asses. You're only young once, make the best of
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it.
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I'm sure trying.
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v<>r<EFBFBD>s
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|| 'Life is an Illusion, Death is Reality' ||
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