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x... turbo 'zine - issue numba one ...x
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x . ---[intro]------------------------------------------------------------- . x
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sup everyone? this is turbo emag. i know how to code snuff, but didn't
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feel like it coding one for this, cuz i really like how misfit did the
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p0rk 'zine. i'm gonna cum out wit another zine just for everyone, with
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is currently being coded by me and sumother guy in the PA area.
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anywayz, this 'zine will prolly start out like p0rk. i'll let ya know
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a few thangs bout me before i babble on more and more and more.
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i've been in da scene for a while. i was in the 602 fire group, then
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pixel, vor, cia, thrust. then didn't get included in the merge, cuz
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they thought i ripped some ascii shit. if they wanna think that, then
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that is good for them, but i'll swear on da holy bible that i didn't
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rip anything they said that i did. and thats that, end of that story.
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x . ---[p0rk!]------------------------------------------------------------- . x
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i really like how misfit put the last p0rk zine together. like it was
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hard. you just right about non-sense and people like us, will prolly
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like that snuff. well, i liked the story of your day. it kicked.
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might do one of those these days. but, my life is pretty much like his.
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hit the damn sleeper button a couple times. wake up 25 mins later.
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take a shower, get dressed, go to bus stop in the cold, even tho i
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live in arizona, were i don't get that cold, and then go to school.
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x . ---[my music]---------------------------------------------------------- . x
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i listen to many types of music. that is prolly the only form of
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entertainment that i really use. i watch tv sumtimes, but that
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gets borning. speaking of tv, does anyone watch wrestling on tnt or
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tbs. i saw sting wrestle hulk hogan and the dungeon of doom came in
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a broke things up. then hulk and sting smashed a chair on the gaint
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(the song of andre the giant). yeah, i know that snuff is fake, but
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hey, it gives me sumthing to watch, that i like.
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back to the music. here are some bands and singers i listen too:
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boyz II men, bon jovi, white zombie, korn, 3t, janet jackson,
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mariah carey, babyface, jon b., anything on the radio, shania
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twain (only country artist i listen too), areosmith, bush, civ, and
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much much much more. i really like everythang, 'cept for country
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and most rap.
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x . ---[skool]------------------------------------------------------------- . x
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why does skool suck so much? actualy, my day at scholl only suckz when
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teachers give you lots of work (espically on weekends). i usualy, enjoy
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school. i know that sounds sick. but, i go around strutting thinking
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i'm god, cuz thatz who i am (simple as that). but, i check out all
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the fine girlz. smile and they go crazy. cuz i'm god. but, the best
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part is when that bell rings and its either time to go eat lunch or its
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time to go home.
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x . ---[people]------------------------------------------------------------ . x
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why do people act like jerkz? it just bugs me. some of my friends do it.
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it just pisses me off.
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x . ---[unabomber]--------------------------------------------------------- . x
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just was thinking of sumthang to write and thought about the unabomer.
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which has not been caught by the feds (FBI) for 17 years. i would like
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to say right now is that 'mr. unabomber, where ever you are. you're
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simply the best bomber alive.' that was kewl. anywayz, if you have
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any more info about this guy. like if you find out any stuff about him
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from a newzpaper or even from a faq then send me email. i will list
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the address at the end of this 'zine. right now i have his manifesto.
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also, if anyone sends me info about this guy that i dont already have.
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then you will be thanked and i will credit a FREE turbo issue to your
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account. <g>
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x . ---[bombs]------------------------------------------------------------- . x
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how to make a fertilizer bomb...
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ingredients are as followz:
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-x- Newzpaper
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-x- Fertilizer (any with ammonia nitrate in it, or a chemical kind)
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-x- Cotton
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-x- Diesel fuel
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make a pouch out of the newspaper and put some fertilizer in it.
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put cotton on da top. soak da cotton wit da fuel. then light &
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run like a mutha fuqr! this blowz up about 500 square ft.
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or instead of using the newzpaper, just put in a welded sqaure or
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round metal box. and follow the same steps. this is the same bomb
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that timothy mcveigh used and left to blow the fuk out of oklahoma
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city federal building. good places to try this would be yer skool,
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federal building, mail office, yer enemies house, or jus any place
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that you feel like.
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x . ---[6o2 syspimp of da month]------------------------------------------- . x
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this award will have to go to trip the syspimp of illegal immagrents.
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your board kicks, but some of yer userz are lamers. anywayz, yer alwayz
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there for me and get some of the new filez, even if i do like them or
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not.
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x . ---[money]------------------------------------------------------------- . x
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money is what rulez are society and world. if it wasn't for money. you
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woould get everything free. now that doesn't that bad, but people are
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greed bastards and want to be better than everyone else.
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sometimes i wonder if you can buy these things:
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-x- friends
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-x- love
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-x- erasers
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-x- sex
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-x- monkey balls
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-x- bodyguards
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that was stupid. anywayz, if you are always trying to make a few extra
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buckz. here are some helpful tips to try. if you are a teen like me and
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your mom or dad give you lunch money everyday, try to save it. or say
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the prices went up like a buck. believe me alot of parents are stupid.
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then save theat money and go to school and beg for money and make up
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some story that yer parents aren't given you money anymore. try not to
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spend that money. like me, you will end up getting a bunch of ones
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everyday and then you will have a big wad. sometimes, girls dig that, if
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they see flipping threw alot of ones.
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or you could sell drugz, if ya wont to. but i don't. cuz i ain't about
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to get caught or nuttin like that.
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or if you have a friend that is big dick, steal his money.
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also a bunch of teacherz are real stupid at my school. they leave class
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to go to the bathroom before, durin', or after class. then is the perfect
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time to snag some of there money that you should be gettin. cuz we all
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put up wit the teacherz these dayz. they wont know what hit them. dont
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make a habit out this one, cuz soon they will catch on.
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another stealing money tip. just take the smallest billz possible, unless
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they have like phiv or more of the same bill. believe this snuff workz.
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try it and you will soon see how rich you may be.
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alwayz, try to store away some of this hard earned job. cuz remember,
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stealing is the most profitable job out there, unless you get caught.
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x . ---[ya coderz out there]----------------------------------------------- . x
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here is some source for you turbo pascal coderz out there. it is to turn
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on and off the cursor. it can be helpful for sum programz.
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procedure cursorOn;assembler;asm
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mov ah,3; mov bh,0; int $10; and ch,not $20; mov ah,1; int $10;
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end;
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procedure cursorOff;assembler;asm
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mov ah,3; mov bh,0; int $10; or ch,$20; mov ah,1; int $10;
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end;
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x . ---[web sitez to visit]------------------------------------------------ . x
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here are some web sitez to visit:
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-x- http://groove.ufl.edu/~hpl4096
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-x- http://www.sex.com
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-x- http://www.hotsex.com
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-x- http://www.erotica.com
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-x- http://www.erie.net/~gnome/.
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-x- http://www.casino.net
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-x- http://www.primenet.com/~dbs/tat/tiffani.html
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-x- http://www.pantless.com/xarchives
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-x- http://www.prysm.com/~cosoft
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thatz about it. try those and maybe next issue i will have a few more
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of them to share with ya. surprise! surprise! i do share. <g>
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x . ---[credit cards]------------------------------------------------------ . x
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here are a few Bank Of America credit card numba's:
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-x- 4024 047 285 347
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-x- 4024 817 874 577
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-x- 4024 448 886 709
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-x- 4024 096 803 511
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here are a few CitiBank credit card numba's:
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-x- 4128 845 577 282
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-x- 4128 763 272 221
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-x- 4128 515 894 009
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here are a few First Interstate credit card numba's:
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-x- 5412 7079 6436 7719
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-x- 5412 7089 0497 9563
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-x- 5412 7071 5564 9271
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-x- 5412 7097 6392 4690
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x . ---[closing]----------------------------------------------------------- . x
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well, it was all great. don't have no distros yet. might get on the net
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tonight and see if anyone wants to be a distro.
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anywayz, time to close this issue up. i hope i decide to write again.
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maybe tomorrow if my friends aint around until the night time.
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oh yeah, my email address is: soul.raider@blast.neta.com
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and i want to here from you.
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if you want to write for the mag or do cute little ascii pics for it,
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then like email and i will get back to ya. or you can find me on irc
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in #ansi and any #warez channel under the nick of _bh_, bhurt, bh.
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later and i hope you enjoyed this issue. maybe, i could have nasty
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stories about picking your nose or butt. heheh. l8z.
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-.x.- big hurt -.x.-
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-.x.-in da house -.x.-
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x . ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . x
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x... turbo 'zine - issue numba one ...x
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