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presents
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Driving a slut crazy just for kicks
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Written by Fetal Juice
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Toxic File #83
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(F)'90
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So you got an old girlfriend you want to tear the mother fucking
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shit out of. Hell it's alot easier and better to fuck up her mind.
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You know the type, the ones that will fuck anyone, anyone except you,
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just because your 'special' or a 'good friend'. If that's the case
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then what I am about to suggest will push her over the edge and boy is
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it fun to watch!!!
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What we are going to do is make her start thinking you are going
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to kill yourself.
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1. Get the bitch on the phone and in the middle of a
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conversation ask her what she would do if she knew someone who was
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going to kill themselves? If she asks who; just say it's a friend of
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yours. If she says she'd try to stop him (of course she will say
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that) ask her what business it of hers to stop someone from doing what
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they want to their own life? Let her respond. And say "fuck you too"
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and hang up. See the "fuck you too" is totally out of the corner and
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will make her think you are actually serious about the act.
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2. Write your suicide note saying why you're going to end it
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all. But be clever, write it in code, make a simple substitution
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cipher and translate something from a "Readers Digest" (Hey! that give
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you something to do while taking a nice long shit!) so it looks legit,
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but isn't just incase she calls the psycho ward you can PROVE you
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weren't going to do it. Now enclose it in an envelope and give it to
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her with careful instructions not open it, in any event except your
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"death".
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3. They say one of the warning signs is when you start giving
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away your possessions, Now do this ONLY if you want the full effect.
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If there is something of yours she liked just give it to her. That
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there should get the sluts parents involved!
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4. If she calls you or somthing try to sound very depressed,
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don't speak much, And say "I've got things on my mind, can I let you
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go?" She says "sure", You say "Good bye, and I'll love you always"
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<click>. If the phone starts ringing in a few minutes don't answer
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it.
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5. Call her up and ask "Why do you hate me so?", Let her
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respond; Hangup.
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6. Write some really evil poetry about satan and death and all
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that neat shit. And ask her opinion on it, and say "What the fuck to
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you know? You slut!" <Click>
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7. Draw odd looking figures on your hands in an ink pen and if
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she asks what they are, just say, "oh it's nothing you need be
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concerned with."
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8. Ask her to recomend some very powerful sleeping pills.
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9. Get a BIG bullet from somewhere or other and when ever you
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are near her make it obvious you have something in your hand, let her
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glimpse the bullet, and if she asks about it tell her it's none of her
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fucking business and run off somewhere. Appear quite jittery.
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10. The kicker... Call her up and say play along with one these
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schemes.
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10a. Tell her you feel very sleepy and at times "drift" off and
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come back, babble about the little stupid things that have happened in
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the past, Try to sound like you're about to cry. Then just drop the
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phone, put it on mute and listen to her go frantic.
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10b. Even better is to get an M-80 and talk to her, as above sound
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depressed and on the verge of tears, tell her that you're sorry and
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light light the M-80. Let it go off near the phone, drop the mouth
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piece after it goes off, press the mute button and listen in.
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Have fun. I know I have!
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(c)July 1990 Fetal Juice/Toxic Shock
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