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The Guide to Telecommunication Terms
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by Gross Genitalia
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Toxic File #57
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Centre of Eternity 615.552.5747 40 Megs Lots of Files HQ of Toxic Shock
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[TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS][TS]
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In today's vast world of telecommunications, it can sometimes get confusing
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with the wide range of slang terms and telecommunication jargon. Many of the
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terms were brought about as a convenience by users of major telecom systems
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such as Compuserve, BIX, and American People-Link.
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The following guide is designed to explain some of these terms and "odd
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language" used in the mentioned systems and most BBS'es around the world.
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The terms are not listed in any particular order, so scan the whole guide.
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SLATEZ : A term used by many telecom-proficient users, and a common used
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favorite among us Toxins. Usually relates to a "goodbye" or "catcha later"
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phrase.
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LATER DAZE, BETTER LAYS : A lame phrase used as a farewell only by complete
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loser schmoos who couldn't get pussy if their life depended on it.
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BTW : Short for "by the way", it can also be used as the modernized variant
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for 'suck my dick', as "Bite This Whale".
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BRB : Another three-letter acronym for "Be Right Back", it can also be used
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as an insult: "Bite Ronnie's Butt", since it is believed it is a curse
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to bite to hemorrhoidal posterior of former president and ex-actor, Ronald
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Reagan.
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AFS : More boring three-letter shit, stands for "Away from screen". Used with
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a question mark (i.e. AFS?), it is a question: "Anyone for Sex?"
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GTMA : A rarely-used term meaning "Got to Move Along", as in "Gotta run".
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Don't use this at the wrong time or it could mean "Gone To Masturbate
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Again."
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LOL: Ugh! Stands for "Laughing Out Loud". During family arguments, it can be
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used as an abbreviation for the Italian insult: "Lick Our Lavatory".
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<expression> : Expressions that can not be verbalized and cannot be thoroughly
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understood without visual and/or audible denotation are often put in
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greater-than less-than bracket formation. Some of these sorts of
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"expressions" are noted below:
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EXPRESSION OFTEN STANDS FOR:
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<grin> : "I'm thinking about you and me having sex."
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<laugh> : "Ha! I can imagine your fat ass in a bikini!"
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<loud laugh> : "Have sex with you? I'd fuck a rabbit first!"
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<smile> : "Yeah, I'd love all ten inches of you in me." < From Female
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"Heh heh I've got your cunt now!" < From Male
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<sniffle> : "Sorry, I'm impotent!" < From Male
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"Sorry, I've pledged celibacy." <From Female
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<frown> : "Too bad your dick's too damned short." <From Female
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"Too bad your tits curve INWARD..." <From Male
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A rather common expression of feeling is done with the use of "faces". These
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faces are explained below:
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:) -- A happy face means "Yeah, I'm looking at nude pictures of you even
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as we type!"
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:( -- A sad face denotes "Too bad, I'm married!"
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:P -- This pictures a "raspberry", when you stick out your tongue and
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make a spitting gesture. More mature users divide from this gesture
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and use ":P" to symbolize a mouth with a tongue hanging out, denoting
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"You and me for a little oral sex? I'm drooling!"
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Maybe this small but useful guide will help you avoid an embarrassing
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situation. You wouldn't want to be on Compuserve in a discussion about the
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AIDS scare and say, "GTMA". And it'd really be bad if you said "AFS" to
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someone at a time like that. They'd think you were from San Francisco.
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(c)June 1990 Toxic Shock
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By Gross Genitalia.
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Remember, we're looking for members! Fetus has great works in store and needs
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Followers! Apply at COE [615/552.5747]
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