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presents
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The Stampede
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Written by Fetal Juice
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As an insult to Kymberli!
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(ooga booga productions)
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Slowly forming out of the murk, faces condense, moving and speaking, and
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unfortunately for me, of all people, they had very bad breath. Echoing from
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ear to ear in my spaced out cranium the words 'What happened?' scream. What
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happened they ask? Oh it's pure horror!! Pure HORROR! I looked up and they
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were stampeding! I tried to flee for my life but I couldn't move fast enough,
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and I was crushed to a pulp by the moving mass!
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I guess it all started when Kym showed up rather pissed about my giving
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her name to a particularly promiscuous lass of the herd mother of 2000.(It was
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a great year, that year of 86.)
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"Why did you have to name her after me? WHY!"
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"I just thought it'd be a way to honor your memory."
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"That reminds you of ME?!? You're sick!"
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"But I love you anyways."
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"Get away from me!"
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She got back in her Audi 5000 with her royally fucked up and wimpy engine
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and drove off like the easy lay she is. As usual I dropped to the ground
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laughing my balls off. Quite sometime later I heard from the other side of
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the ranch a car, then the sounds of an automatic weapon. I look up and it was
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Rambo Kym. Holding an M1 rifle and firing into the herd. I shouted "NO! Stop
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you'll kill them!" just about that time they started stampeding and here I
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am.. Wonder if I'll ever be able to raise earthworms again knowing now how
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thoughtlessly they flee from crazies with fully automatic machineguns...
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(c) 1989 Toxic Shock
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The Followers Of Fetus
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Bloody Afterbirth
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Fetal Juice
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Gross Genitalia
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Tasty Abortion
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Twisted Testicles
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