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The Art of Thievery
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Part 1
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By: Mephistopheles-NX
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Chapter 1: Phun with skEE-ball
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Introduction:
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Ever go to an arcade with no cash? Or have cash and didn't want to spend it
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on cheesy arcade games? Well this is the article for you! It explains how
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to get free tokens and free games from skee-ball machines. Also, some shit
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on what to do with the tokens.
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How to get free tokens:
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Most pinball machines are lined together if more than one. Check to see if
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anyone is around looking at your direction and check those doors where you
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put the money in on the skee-ball machines.. Under where the lock is, and
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youll feel the end of the little lid about half-way from the ground. Pull
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on it and if the latch dosent give, try the next one!
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If you found one and you lifted the latch up already, you will see the
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cerkits and the mechinism that takes your tokens (diagram of this stored in
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top.bmp). You should be able to pull that out. Once it is out,
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reach down there and grab all those tokens! Make sure nobody sees you and
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if there is a video-camera, make sure it is pointing away! If it won't point
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away, make it point away, like, hit it the other direction. Or just get one
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of your friends to stand in front of you from the camera while you are
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jackpotting the skee-ball machines.
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What to do with those cheesy tokens:
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Well, you can play video games of course, but it gets boring after 3 hours.
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What I do is sell 'em to kids. Make them a good deal, say like if it costs
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1 doller for 5 tokens, tell them that you will give them 7 tokens for a
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doller! Or for 5 dollers, give them 40 tokens.. I don't know, just make the
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amount of tokens more that what they can get from a machine. You can make a
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nice profit, Me and my buddy made 20 bucks one night just by selling off
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free tokens!
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Chapter 2: Secrets to the hidden video camera
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Introduction: In this chapture of The Art of Theivery, I will discuss ways
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you can hide a video camera, and where to look for hidden cameras! Also,
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a little more on what stores do to make them more hidden.
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Part One: Where o' where is that camera?
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There are a lot of places where stores hide their cameras.. Some are obvious,
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such as on top of the ceiling, or in the corner. Others are not so obvious,
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I've seen cameras hidden in a little black bubble on the ceiling of Walmart
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and I also saw some implanted in a stereo speaker in Radio Shack! In computer
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stores there are cameras everwhere.. In computer monitors that are off
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(you can't turn them on either), if you look in one of those monitors closely,
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you will be likly able to see it in the monitor.. Usually those monitors
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with the cameras are pointed in a isle direction, or at the software shelves.
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Pretty trickey eh? Yeah, those computer nerds sure are creative..
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Off the topic of hidden cameras (I assume you are reading this article so
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you dont get caught stealing by a video camera), there is one place you
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do NOT steal from... That is TJ MAXX. Why? Because they have cameras,
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holes in the wall, a see-through ceiling where they can walk on a cat-walk
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type thing and look at customers (or shop-lifters) from the top. Just be
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cautious! Anyways.. Also, in the computer stores, they have little microphones
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behind all the software to listen in on people (or little kiddies planning
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with their friends how they are going to steal something). Just look around
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very very VERY carefully, and you will most likely find 'em.
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Part Two: Shit, I'm a lame-ass and I am employed as a manager at a store
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and I just cant find a good place for those cameras!
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Well, if you read the above, you would know.. Besides you have neeto security
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ppl to figure that out.
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