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THO #33
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Pansy Anarchist's Cookbook
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By:
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Pip the Angry Youth
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So, you're in your early to mid-teens and have nothing to do with your
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life other than read text files to see if you can vent your unfounded
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anger at the world. Well, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE!!! THO is pround to bring
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you the Pansy Anarchist's Cookbook written by none other than me. In this
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file, you'll learn how to raise pointless chaos, and get away with it. I
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think you'll love this...
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V0LCAN0 0F D00M
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So you are sitting in your suburban home with nothing better to do...
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so you decide to cause just a little bit of havoc in your house (or
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better yet, in someone else's house). That's why I have decided to
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share my recipie for the V0LCAN0 0F D00M with you, it has provided me
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with countless hours of fun and frolic.
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For the V0LCAN0 0F D00M you'll need:
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¯ 1 pound of baking soda.
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¯ 2 gallons of vinegar
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¯ a sink
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HERE'S WHAT Y0U D0:
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Make sure no one is looking and pour the baking soda into the sink,
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this should be easy enough for you. Next pour ALL of the vinegar into
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your sink and back away!!!! BLAMM0! Your sink is instantly THE V0LCAN0
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0F D00M!!!
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H0W T0 GR0W GRASS LEGALLY
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Bored? Tired of paying $10 for and ounce of pot? Now you can grow
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your own special brand of Mary Jane in your home, and N0T GET CAUGHT!!!
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To GR0W GRASS LEGALLY, you'll need:
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¯ Dirt
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¯ Water
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¯ A pie pan
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¯ Miracle Gro
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¯ And finally grass seed
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HERE'S WHAT Y0U D0:
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Put the dirt into the pan and level it off. Next you put little
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ditches in the dirt and put the grass seed into the little ditches. You
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now level the dirt once again so that the seeds are covered up. Put
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S0ME of the water into the pan (D0N'T FL00D IT!). Leave the pan in the
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sunlight and in 3 to 5 days you'll see the grass start pushing up out of
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the soil. You can even do this in your front lawn and the cops will go
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right by your house without even knowing!!!
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IF Y0U CAN'T FIND GRASS SEED NEAR Y0UR H0USE:
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If you can't find grass seed near your house then goto the local
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hardware store and ask the clerk for it. Don't snicker or laugh when
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you do this because they may think that something is 'up'.
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H0W T0 MAKE A YUMMY SNACK
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A pansy anarchist gets hungry while causing their own form of chaos. This
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is why I am releasing my very own favorite recipie for on the go snacking.
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You can make this using ingredients found all over mom's kitchen. Little
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does she know that she's helping you with your chaos.
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T0 MAKE A YUMMY SNACK, you'll need:
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¯ 1 cup of butter or margarine, softened
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¯ 1 cup of granulated sugar
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¯ 1/2 cup brown sugar, firmly packed
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¯ 2 eggs
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¯ 1 and 1/2 teaspoons vanilla
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¯ 2 and 1/4 cups of flour
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¯ 1 teaspoon of baking soda
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¯ 1/2 teaspoon of salt
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¯ 12 oz of semi-sweet chocolate chips
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¯ 1 cup of chopped nuts (optional)
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HERE'S WHAT Y0U D0:
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Beat butter and sugars together until fluffy. Beat in eggs, one at a
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time; stir in vanilla. Gradually stir in flour, baking soda and salt.
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Add chocolate chips and nuts (add 'em if you got 'em!) Drop mixture by
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teaspoonfills onto lightly greased cookie sheets. Beak in preheated
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375øF oven for eight to ten minutes until golden brown. This recipie
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makes about a dozen snack units.
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ARIAL B0MBS
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Are you uncreative??? Then this is exactly the kind of anarchy for
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you! You don't have to think, just throw this little puppies. The
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effect that they have during impact is quite enough to give you a
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stiffie.
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For ARIAL B0MBS, you'll need:
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¯ 0ne dozen eggs
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¯ An arm
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HERE'S WHAT Y0U D0:
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Take one egg in your hand and lob it at any target (cars, people,
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7-11's, police...). SPLAT! Instant anarchy where ever you go.
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=--------------------------------------------------------------------------=
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And with that, there's the end of yet another THO file... I hope that
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you enjoyed it. In the next issue you'll see a whole bunch of letters
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that (hopefully) will be coherent enough for you to understand and get
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something out of :)
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