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#15
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MoDeRN DaY FaBLeS #2!
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by MABCOSS and THANATOS
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"Order in the court! Order in the court!" (No, I'm NOT going to put
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in one of those stupid "I'll Have Salami On Rye" jokes! You think
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I'm THAT demented?! Okay.. Maybe you're right. But still...) "What
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is the next case?" asked Judge Wilson.
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"Your Honor, the next case is Brown versus the Topeka Board of Jahoves
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Witnesses," responded the bailiff.
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"What are the charges?"
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"Segregation of the people whom God killed."
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"How does the defense plead?"
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"Innocent by reason of the 1804 Supreme Court decision of ~Seperate
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but Dead.~"
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"Your Honor," spoke the Prosecutor, who strangely enough had spikes
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rising out of his head and a barbed tail (not that that's unusual
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in the '90s), "I object!"
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"But Mister - what did you say your name was - Oh, yeah. I fuckin -
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Secretary, scratch that from the record - ahem.. forgot. Mr. Satan
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Devilson. We have not as of yet started the trial!"
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"I know, Your Honor. I just like to object."
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"Your Honor.." said a Jehovas Witness on the stand, "you have a very
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sick daughter. Maybe if you dismissed the case, I could talk over
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a healing with the Big Guy."
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"The Court is blind to bribes! Now go to your seat!"
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As the Jehovas Witness went back to his seat, he was heard to mumble
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something: "The Court may be blind.. but so will you!"
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Just then, the Jury went insane, ripped open its chamber, and devoured
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the Judge. The case was then dismissed.
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Now, what was the moral of this story? Everyone knows what happens
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to judges who ain't corrupt.
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THO's Current Roster
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Pip the Angry Youth þ Mabcoss þ Thanatos þ Mendlivian
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