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| There Ain't No Justice |
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| #43 |
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-----------------------Insomnia With Sound Effects------------------------
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by Stephen Fuller
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heh. It's now 4:53. Ante Merridien, that is.
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For some reason, I just can't sleep. I'm not sure why. I just can't.
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Maybe i've got a guilty conscience.....Nahhh. My life isn't interesting
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enough for that. Maybe it's because I slept until three this afternoon.
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Couldn't be. Too much sleep never kept me from a good nap.
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So what is it? ...........Maybe it's that monster under my bed?
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You know, I think that's it!
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I mean, he's a nice monster and all, but still....there are some things
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that just come with that job. The acidic, green slime that oozes from his
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pores, for example. Even his uncontrolable urges to make gurgling sounds
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every few seconds. I mean, neither of those traits tends to be endearing
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when you're trying to sleep. And he overcompensates on both. Just because
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his name is Chester. He-he! CHESTER!
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Really. If you're eight feet tall and have long, pointed fangs, I really
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don't think anyone cares how much slime you ooze. But Chester tries to be
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the best oozer there is.
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As i said before, though, he is a nice monster. Just a little aggravating
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at times. Tonight he's been chattering about philosophy of all things.
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Hell, I like a good religious debate as much as the next insomniac, but I
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have work in the morning! I really couldn't give to whacks of a kraken's
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tail whether Adam and Eve's fall from grace was the begining of man's rise
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or not. All I want is some sleep.
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And this goes on every night!
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I came home the other night to find Chester oozing slime onto my good
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couch. He was in the living room reading "The Cuckoo's Egg" and watching
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some TV show about hackers. Hackers! Can you believe this guy. He didn't
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shut up for thirty five hours about the damn "ESTABLISMENT PROPOGANDA."
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Kept telling me how the NBC reporters were going to be "first against the
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wall when the revolution comes." All the while sitting there, oozing slime
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on my cushions and gurgling loud enough to wake my neighbors.
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I swear they must think I have some severe digestive disorder.
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He's in the other room now looking over my sample ballot. I left him there
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ten minutes ago giggling on the floor. Giggling, gurgling and oozing. He's
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still cracking up in there. "Why?" you ask.
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Because Lyndon LaRouche's name is above Ross Perot's on the ballot, that's
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why.
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Shut up! It's not funny. You wouldn't laugh if this guy were oozing on your
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floor just because some damn midget is listed two lines down from where the
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media puts him. I mean, Christ!
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How would you like to have Chester under your bed? Huh? How would you like
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him throwing these fucking thoughts at you ALL NIGHT LONG?
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Sheeesh. I mean, why should I get a lecture on why I should convert to the
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Church of Kallisti at three o'clock in the bloody morning? No one should
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have to deal with this. But Nooooooo! I gotta get a damn, oozing, gurgling,
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ten-foot tall, intellectual, liberal moster! I can't get one that just goes
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"OOGA OOGA!" I have to get one that wants to carry on a damn debate EVERY
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NIGHT.
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I hope you people get one of these things for yourselves! That'll teach
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you!
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